Dolls?
Dolls?
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how does it feel walking past this thing in your house ?
Depends
How much was that? Because in a long term it might be better than a real one
can you show a little more and talk abit more about it?
like can you even spread that things pussy and how does it feel
C'mon OP don't be a faggot.
imagine being so beta you cant go outside and actually get a real relationship so you have to drop a grand on a inanimate object to fell less lonely
My wife had some very serious female complications after pregnancy and can no longer have sex. What now? Do I cheat? Or do I, per her suggestion, get a doll? Serious question. While not the OP, not everyone who is thinking of getting one of these is some beta cuck. Hell, I could still get pussy from other bitches easily, but I love my wife and don't want to cheat on her.
Imagine being so Alpha you don't even need real bitches because you can get everything they have to offer from an inanimated object. Plus you don't gotta listen to her shit, meet her stupid friends, argue for any fucking thing and pay for her because she is a bitch. You have literaly repaced women by a piece of silicone.
Isn't it women that are pathetic if a lump of plastic is enough to replace them?
I mean, guys aren't getting plastic dogs to replace real dogs.
She can succ
It puts the lotion on it's skin
Cute...
well
if her gynecologist says she cant' fuck no more.
whats her dentist say?
If it wasn't for the face you could pass that first pic as real
There are a lot of reasons to get a doll, the idea that dolls are just for the socially inept is just lazy thinking.
Oldfag here. This fag is right. Twenty five years of paying for a female is soul crushing even if you love her
And when she gets bored of you she will replace you by any pussy-ass fag. You can lose her for no reason at all. The doll won't betray you, ever. She may break, you get a new one.
can someone FINALLY show some plastic pussy
I don't think anybody here actually owns one.
bruh.
These really aren't that expensive, 2k for one really cheap considering how much material they are.
> "Secret XXX" Chan Updated...
don't really like her outfit but interesting to see, thanks!
Found the beef curtains
implying first gen robo waifus are beta
nigga stole an alien from area 51 and has sex with it now wtf
U said it, buddy
U like?
damn that's a whole ass child doll
Anyone got any Na'vi looking dolls? I have a few revenge fantasies I'd like to try.
hot
yeah bro she looks cool af
Imagine being such a betacuck that you need to find a relationship to get poontang from dumb women
Thank you, she is 800 dollars Miss Q Coco head
Where does catdoll ship from? Wouldnt customs in the US check inside? Also i found miss q on cat doll but theres no green skin option, howd you get her in green?
by not washing her
Catdoll seem big on customization so I wouldn't be surprised if they asked for it and Catdoll were like sure.
You just ask for whatever color you want. They ship from China, using a special line and 99 percent of the time there are no problems shipping to USA.
Test
Were they willing to do the super real makeup / recommended against it?
Ever thought about cloning agirl you had a crush on for years and as you raise her, you groom her to be you sex slave?
Just make a discord for your daily circlejerk for fuck's sake. Stop shitting up Yea Forums with even more repetitive jerkoff grab ass garbage.
Fuck yes
nah
I won't pay for realistic make up but others love it. To me it's a scam
My miss Q shipped last night, doll soon
Sometimes she can be a handful.
What the fuck are you on about? Yea Forums IS garbage, Yea Forums had always been garbage, and the only thing that will change is that Yea Forums will get worse. This is the internet's landfill and we are it's garbage children, sifting the squalor for an even tiny bit of cynical enjoyment. the only thing making Yea Forums shitter than it already was is fags like you. post dolls or GTFO
>FB/Instagram threads
>creepshot threads
>what would you do threads
>trap threads
All of these are up 24/7, Yea Forums is shit now so just filter doll threads that pop up MAYBE twice a week and go back to jacking off to facebook pictures
If I was going to pay $200 dollars extra for makeup, I would just buy a higher quality doll instead
Sorry I don't take points from fags that stumbled over here from facebook because of all the DAnK MeMEZ
You haven’t been on here very much, have you lmao
I have seen multiple threads a day for the past couple days you spamming faggot.
>names a bunch of other cancer
Congrats you're not the only repetitive cancer on this board, just the most recent
I thought it was only $100? Did the price increase? or extra because of the custom color?
Bro this is amazing curse content
Imagine wasting time, effort, and money on something that is barely above a doll in intelligence anyways. Women are fucking stupid and dealing with them is a stress on one's patience.
>b-b-but real pussy
Real pussy is disgusting. Not to mention that modern women ride a cock carousel so you're running the risk of getting an STI/STD from the secondhand pussy some nigger fucked.
Out of the vast sea of garbage Yea Forums is, one or two doll threads a day is what breaks it for you?
Alright.
I just used price on catdolls website, guess it's only $100 on hgdoll.
jesus christ
Fuck that noise. Until they make one that half-heartedly tells me she's the best she's ever had after each session then turns her back and reaches for her phone, I'm not interested.
based
Just another pile of shit among many, and any pile of shit that I can possibly prevent from being slung on the dung heap I will certainly try
Don't you have a faggoty Instagram or 10 millionth shouldn't share thread to jack off in?
No, custom color was free, but the realistic make up is 200, yes
Truth hurts. Join some of those Facebook groups dedicated to women's garbage and see how many are actual trash humans.
>inb4 Facebook
Yea. Just go look fag.
Think I saw the price as $100 on hgdoll and assumed it was the same on catdoll.
It's okay that you don't know how to read. A lot of developmentally disabled people struggle with that.
Damn ur bitch can’t make a sandwich right
You're posting decade old stale memes. Time to be pushed out on an ice floe, Gramps.
What's wrong with my sandwich?
How is the asshole on these things?
Better than posting pictures of your sex toys that you shell out hundreds of hard earned dollars because you're such a colossal fucking loser that no women will talk to you
Super tight, you have to be extra careful and it still will rip
This is the doll thread, not the incel thread.
Kill yourself. Doll threads are very benign compared to most of the cancer on here. I'm not even a dollfag, myself.
As opposed to what? Dedicating thousands of dollars and a dozen years on a shitty relationship with something a fraction more intelligent than an insect who will try to trap you with kids?
Real men don't need validation from women. Grow a pair, you soy sipping faggot.
>he called out my baby's first memes
>better double down
cut your god damn nails
>somehow not getting laid and being a beta incel makes me a real man
top kek user
Thanks for the answer. For someone on the fence about getting one what would you say is the best thing about having them. What makes them worth $1-2K?
She is only 800 cuz she is only half EVO and she is tiny 108cm and her wrists are simple wires. Other models are full EVO and are better constructed.
She is just super cute and very realistic and you can have tons of fun with it, including buying cute outfits, buying panties, dressing them up and so on. Plus having sex with them too.
The wonder bread, iceberg lettuce. Only broken dishwashers use these ingredients.
A doll can be a great comfort, they are soft and feel close to real, having an entire body forces you to hump like you would with a real partner so if a different feeling from a masturbater. For me the best part is sleeping next to a doll, just having a body next to me is a great feeling.
I suppose you would prefer some kale on some gluten-free multigrain?
Do you have a vid of you fucking it though?
I don't think they post videos of them, but there are videos of catdoll fucking in general.
I have no idea why this dumpy, trailer-trash looking one turns me on...
No, sorry, I don't post such things
Feels like diapers?
How odd.
Not giving us more reasons is just lazy pontification.
Holy shitsky! $1400-2500. If you're putting out that kind of dough, I'd like to hear some justification.
Also - how long do they last?
- in use
- posed for long-term (statue) art?
Just going out and buying children's panties is a huge trill for one thing, and knowing the sales woman has no clue
Considering the guys who started this, Readoll, want upwards of $6000+ for THEIR dolls, you’d be better off asking THEM for justification.
If you don’t think you’d be shelling out more than $1500 per year on a real-life woman, well...
Depends on the care you give them. They can last a few years with good care and not rough sex. Posing them for any extended period of time is a bad idea, the joints will get damaged from the pressure, especially the knee joints if you keep them standing for example.
Love the skirt
Adorable
thanks
thank you
Where's the Gwen one?
Hi
Interesting. But do you need a doll to do that?
So the dolls are an equal substitute for live companionship and organs biologically engineered to deliver pleasure? Ummm... I have to ponder that.
Do you mean the skeletal structure, or stressed skin?
Noice
Both. The skin needs to be oiled with mineral oil occasionally or the oil inside will evaporate and cracks will form. It will only take 2-3 months for this to happen. So the doll has to be covered to slow down oil loss.
Huh. Coincidentally, sounds like a fetish justified.
Head pat..... do it.... do it.
Well, 1) those crafty engineers replicate the insides as close to reality as possible, but your mileage may vary. And 2) dealing with “live companionship” just for sexual pleasure is a specious argument at best. It implies the sex quality/tolerable personality ratio is common. But hey, if some people want to convince themselves that wanting “companionship” puts them on a high horse, more power to them
So here's a question... If these dolls have a limited life span, how do you dispose of them? Is the material recyclable?
Yeah.. oiling her is a fun chore but I always end up fucking right after.
i really need to do more head pat pics
you make a thread here, taking blurry pictures so nobody can tell its a doll, where you cut it into pieces while its tied up and then throw those pieces into the trash
Fuckin cuuuuute
#1 it will not ask you to buy her stuff
#2 it wont deny you fucking it
#3 it cant get pregnant so no extra costs later
#4 it wont get mad at you for going out with your pals
#5 it wont call you every 30 minutes to check on you
#6 it doesn't have a period
#7 it doesn't have a family (no parents to deal with)
#8 it wont care if you decide to fuck someone else
#9 it wont cheat on you
#10 it wont get fat
#11 it wont complain
#12 it doesn't talk
#13 it doesn't get sick
#14 it doesn't dream about traveling the world even though she hasn't work a day in her life
#15 it wont constantly ask you what you're thinking after pumping her full
#16 it wont ask you to take her somewhere nice
#17 it wont keep you waiting at the table while she asks the waitress what the difference is between the 20 wines on the menu
#18 it doesn't get sore
#19 it doesn't shout
#20 it doesn't hit you
#21 it doesn't have female privilege
How much of a loser do you look like fucking that thing?
thanks
>2) dealing with “live companionship” just for sexual pleasure
There's a lot more to companionship than sex. Team work in maintaining the home, running errands, chores, conversation, travel company and security (second pair of eyes, e.g.), having fun going out, able to have guests without worrying about the weird factor being discovered, living an open life... But if denigrating a 'normal' lifestyle helps you, fine.
Holy shit the mental gymnastics required to justify this absolutely lonely beta incel lifestyle are astounding
Dub checked. I can get behind that.
Truly Yea Forums!
Sounds perfect for the incel narcissists among us.
Seems like everyone hating on dolls are either triggered women or virgins and doll owners are jaded married/divorced hermits who are tired of the complexity of women. If it were women getting dolls nobody would care would they? I don't get why people get so butthurt over something that doesn't effect them in the real world in any way at all.
Yes, there's no such thing as too many head pats.
that's all ok if you find the right person but for those that have been married for years... news flash, the current culture has pretty much ruined women and has left ticking bombs in their place. I prefer to have something I know I can satisfy myself with at any time without risks of getting an std and then some day maybe I'll meet someone who's actually has common sense and isn't a pamphlet of political ideas .
SHOW PUSSY PLS
they are concerned. it's ok for a woman to replace men with toys but it's not ok for women to lose their pull on society due to a doll that's always fit. I remember that article that came out a year ago talking about how sex dolls were wrong and hurt women, shit was funny.
KeK
1. My wife buys her own shit
2. She doesn’t deny me sex
3. She’s got an implant she can’t get pregnant
4. She doesn’t get mad at me for going out
5. She doesn’t call me every 30 minutes, that’s something 15 yr olds do
6. Birth control implant made her period disappear
7. I love her family, they are wealthy, funny and supportive
8. I don’t want to fuck someone else
9. She hasn’t cheated
10. She isn’t fat
11. Her complaints have always been reasonable and I don’t mind hearing them
12. I love to hear what she has to say, we have really nice conversations
13. She gets sick maybe once a year and it’s not a big deal
14. That’s a weird complaint
15. My wife doesn’t do this
16. What’s wrong with nice places?
17. My wife doesn’t do this
18. Sore what?
19. I love her voice
20. She doesn’t hit me
21. Why does that bother you?
Your personality seems a bit autistic
Whew lad, I think you're going to have a struggle. I offer you best wishes for success.
You really think women are looking at you and saying “damn.. why doesn’t that creepy doll fucker want to fuck me”
Lmao the denial in here, I know for a fact you’re creepy as fuck looking and this is coming from a man
how does it feel to creampie one of these things? I have a pocket pussy and cumming in that is nowhere near as satisfying as pumping my load into a real pussy
I am discovering there are those among us who are not capable of sharing themselves, or have the requisite brain chemistry to function to work with anyone, or have a physical impediment that may have affected their outlook and are quite unhappy. I cannot get mad at these folks, and I am frustrated that there seems nothing society at large can do to help. I think the dolls are an acceptable substitute, and am rather grateful that the anonymity here offers a safe venue to lvent or learn about this.
How hard are these things to clean if you cum in them?
Pretty easy actually
Thanks. I thought it would have been way harder.
do you jerk off into a sock? this is just a better looking sock....
hello bull here send me your wifes gf and exs nudes on my kik - helloiamwierd
If I went to fuck a chick and she busts out a fleshlight I'm outta there. Thats some bullshit. Either she a dude or she got the itis.
Are these a doll 4ever 135cm?
I am not trying to be mean, and I am mostly just in this thread for curiousity but this post makes me feel sad for you. I hope one day you get to feel a real breathing body next to you. Or robot girls come far enough that you can have something closer. Keep hanging on until then, user.
I want a mask that looks like missQ lmfao