Fun Bullshit Thread

Come up with some random junk and make it sound like a conspiracy theory.

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Your lower chakras are pinched off and you are feeding Aliens somehow with your messed up flow.

The moon landings were just a distraction for the joint Soviet United States moonbase being built at the time. Kennedy was killed when he attempted to cancel Apollo to publicly announce its existence. We still send people to the moonbase every day which is why military budget is so high.

So that's why you can't get into Area 51, that's where the cloaked space moon elevator is

Portal is real and Cave Johnson predicted the future.

The government is the one that set up the area 51 storming to kill off all the Kyle’s out there

Naruto runner populations were too high, and it seemed like the perfect outlet to continue to oppress gamers further in our culture

"Fun bullshit thread" please get the fuck out

he said random junk. not real shit bucko.
like say something like Trump's a robot being controlled by the lizard people.

Elvis was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Thats why Nixon ( who Kennedy beat in 1960) gave him a medal and made him an honorary dea agent when he got to be president.

fucking glowie gtfo

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Epstein got Obama elected in exchange for a three way with Sasha and Malia.

Acosta dropped the case after a honeypot trap.

Trump deliberately pulled out of the Iran nuclear deal to trigger the ragheads into starting shit in the gulf, and by doing so dragged the UK into another unnecessary conflict simply to get his own war and to continue blindsided the American people whilst simultaneously fucking up the economy with his unworkable policies. Wait..

JFK flew planes into the World Train Center to cover up the fact that Reptilians faked the moon landing in order to distract everyone from the Mueller Report.

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Some light from Venus reflected off some swamp gas, and that's what made several Californian forest fires. The government has the ability to put out these fires but the roads are so bad, that it causes damage to their vehicles. This leads to an increase in motor vehicle repairs. SealMaster, the leading company in street maintenance, is known to cut corners and use below standards materials. This causes the roads to corrode creating pot holes and other hazards that will beat up your car, creating more business for car repair shops.

Water is a government mind control system that makes the human mind think more simplistic (basically being blue pilled) so we can consume products from sellers and follow the same statements like feeble sheep.

he said fake dipshit

you guys got moved to b

Fuck did I spill confidential information? My ass is going to be raped now, thanks nigger for telling me

Thread is going to be closed due to CIAFAGS fuck...

There is a unified field of consciousness.