I will probably go to prison, how do I not get raped or killed? Im a autistic neet with no physical strengh

shit your pants to deter all but the most hardened scat fetishists

this doesnt apply to people who have assulted/raped women/children the gaurds will literally fuck you over if this is the case and make sure everybody knows

To late, they seized all my equipment. I got a laywer but the evidence against me is big.

Randomly start doing pushups your first day. also dont give your food away and eat it. youll be a bitch if you dont

Hope like hell your reason for going in is for something other than the sort of thing Chris Hansen would be interested in.

You dont have to go to jail just leave if you got money buy bit coins from someone in person so its not in the public record online then buy an id from darknet hidden wiki will help you figure it out dont ever send bitcoin directly to someone instead use a 3rd party bitcoin holder that will hold your money till you receive your new id n keep scamming its your life now get use to it

Don’t fuck with no one. Stay to ur self only talk when talked to, never owe anyone anything in there.

Shank the first guy you see. Then they will respect you.

In short run motherfucker

Did you not read OP? He has no physical strengh

learn to read

Honest answer from somebody who actually spend some time because of fraud, too: Just stay low profile. Do your thing, read a lot. Almost everybody there wants to serve their time and leave.

I thought by doing no eye contact you are considered weak and free game

Go to the border of Mexico n walk over once there buy an id from someone to start new life

I would like to do so, but I dont think its that easy to just do your own thing.

Prison will make a man out of you

whats the fraud? was it bitcoin? or some like cat fishing dating scam shit? or stealing passwords and credit cards and shit?

Just be you n be honest n dont get involved if you have to fight to your best half the guys just want to see if you will actually throw a punch

I guess it works diferent in the states, maybe? Here in Europe we have diferent modules. There was one called "Respect module" where all the people who was there was because fraud and non-violent crimes. You were not allowed to acces this module the first week, you had to prove you were well-behaved.

Real talk - don't look for trouble, mind your business, keep your opinions to yourself, don't get in debt from cards or the store man, keep your boots on, and be willing to fight. You don't have to pick fights, start fights, you just have to know you're ready to fight. If someone calls you a bitch you fight them, no hesitation, that's the rule.

Your dumb you must say stupid things like lead follow or get out of the way
well fuck you i obstruct

Look up Fresh out Series on youtube, you will probably find your question there

>never owe anyone anything in there
That's a pro tip there. That guy offering you a cookie or a bag of chips - that shit ain't free.

do people ever respect in a way if you're a passifist? like just peaceful and chill and shit and dont really fight or does that not work there?

Cant go into much detail but it had something to do with credit cards and paypal accounts.

you give up your anus willingly

start doing push-ups. do them every morning and every night. you'll have several months before you actually go, especially if they just took your shit. so start with 10 in the am, 10 at night (proper form push-ups), then when 10 is too easy, do 15 or 20. rinse and repeat until you can do like a hundred at a time. also work on your cardio a bit and maybe take a self defense class or two before you go in. then again user, if it's just computer fraud and not some cp bullshit, you may be lucky enough to do fed time (white collar prison), in which case you've got nothing to worry about. start saving every dime you can to put on your books when you first go in. if you've got the little Debbie and ramen game on lock, you can use that shit to bribe other inmates for protection, whatever. trade them for some pills to get fucked up here and there. keep your head down and back to the wall. don't start nothing but don't hesitate for a second to throw them 1's if some nigger tries you. even if you get your ass beat (you will), you have to have to fight back or your lunch tray will get mobbed on everyday. do everything I just told you and you might just make it out of there faggot. I did a 73 day stretch in county with nothing but niggers when I was 17. shit was unbelievably sketch but I made it. watch your cornhole brother lmao

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If you want to be like that sneak a phone in or have someone smuggle one in for you get a green dot card from 711 u can help the other inmates move money for them n i guarantee no one will fight you unless you fuck up

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>how do I not get raped
technically it wouldn't be rape if you consent

wow you actually got busted cracking cards? thats what im assuming

steal someones bank account deposit a fake business check in there and throw all the money into a paypal.

heres what you should of done. deposited the money into paypal or whatever. trade that paypal for bitcoin. let the bitcoin sit for 2 years. and then trade the bitcoin through like 12 wallets with vpn and then traded that bitcoin for real life cash in business or for paypal or something

Respect? No. Someone will try and take advantage of you if they know you're a pussy. You just have to stand up for yourself and your stuff. You have nothing in there but your pride and your stuff, don't let anyone take either. I've seen hundreds of ass beatings, no one ended up dead or retarded. The worst ass kickings are for debts/drugs and people who run thier mouth. Keep your head down, stay out of debt and dope, and keep what's yours and you'll make it.

This, or an hero

so do more crimes? what if I just wanna chill and be nice to people. guessing that doesn't work. I really really dont like fighting

Just play it cool, and keep your head up literally. Weak is an attraction. Gotta be a man now OP.

Fuck yeah. That’s the fastest way to get ur ass beat in there. You can get ur ass beat over a lil juice box

you can just ask for solitary when you're in there

yeah I never talk shit(im not op btw or going to prison) and I have my own money and shit I dont think I would get in that drama but I know theres always a guy or 2 that will just fuck with everyone that walks inside

idk why I just cant and dont like to fight

Stay to urself and pray u won’t go to prison if u don’t think u will

right first time for e-crimes probably like 1-2 years in county if that and probably some time supervised or something

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Mother fucker you are a scammer fucking own that shit get smart get aware of your surroundings its you not wanting to engage life that got you into this mess you took a bite now sallow bitch

I hate fighting, it fucking hurts. I ended up doing 8 years on an assault with a weapons charge and I fought...you just have to sometimes

>I will probably go to prison, how do I not get raped
Just give consent.

It's only 100% sure way to prevent rape.

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You're a piece of shit, a coward, and deserve what's coming to you. Get fucked

oh. no. lol im not op I just always wondered about jail. I am a scammer though but my scam is more of a dumb grey area thing

If you go I suggest getting killed better than being raped

Run to India while you still can. Stay as a monk for 20 years, and come back under a false name. 76% chance it will work.

not him but I scam because I have a shit life. born poor as fuck. like never went on vacation. living in the cold woods. was starving all the time. my bodys fucked so its really hard to work and I was born 20 miles from anything and I never had a car.

I was in my 20s with no car and I started scamming and doing shit for cash. karma hit me and my life got even worse with money. fuck

yeah I dont get why people dont run? fucking keep my 2k in bond money lol I dont give a shit. rather go to some warm desert or tropical island where its cheap as dog shit to live and find a way to set up a business back in America from the internet and make big bucks

You haven't been tested yet wait your time someone will test you

Why don't you just do that right now, if it's so fucking great

Those are good reasons to steal - but not real reasons. If you ever grow into being a man you'll understand the difference.

You have to be smarter then your hustle dude

Talk to this guy

Stop breaking the law, asshole.

most people don't like to fight either user. I certainly don't but I had no choice. you won't either. you're gonna get beat up, probably more than once. but you aren't going to die. most of the prison pop are doing a little bid and want to go home just as bad as you do. you fuck around and hurt someone forreal on the inside and the punishment is way way worse. just keep your head down, don't start nothing but don't hesitate to scrap at the drop of a dime, and don't owe anyone anything and you'll be good. the rape shit is way over exaggerated. most people that are getting fucked, want to be fucked. ie fags and the cross dressers. so get that out of your mind.

stabbing yourself in the eye would be a better idea

The way you say karma hit you tells me you knew you were doing wrong, so you're just a bitch too. No fucking sympathy for you

That sum gay shit everyone steals cooperation steals wall street steals whole countries steal from there own population all the time in fact if your American your life is good cause. We steal from 3rd world all the time your either a scammer or a sucker in life survive of the fittest motherfucker

>join a gang
>workout
>get nazi tattoos
>get mad bussy

Fuck the law its all cool if you good enough to never get caught

nah my life is shit and im not going to be poor. fuck being poor ive done it long enough and im not working a minimum wage job being trailer trash forever.

I dont think I see myself doing any time but it really scares the shit out of me. the lost years more than anything

>Im a autistic neet with no physical strengh
then you surely did some weird ass shit to get your ass in jail, and I'm sure anal prolapse is heaven compared with what you really deserve.

why does everyone think prisoners are all white knights when it comes to rape and sexual assaults? What kind of retarded society do we live in where people consider rapists worse than murderers? Fucking stupid normies.

dont care what you say I had to make money I need money. im going to make money until I can invest and do something better but I am not fucking going to do this small town white trash shit

Im not a scammer i just scam a lil your a faggot

ya and now you are going to be made into someones bitch
>pull your pockets out

no it does get like that in prison. a lot of crazy lifers with nothing to do and full of hate

I dont know how often shit happens but everyone says if you have those charges lay low and you should be worried

lol im not the one going to prison the shit I do is not really illegal no one knows it exists and its so stupid

you'd be on the outside wasting your time on Yea Forums anyway lol. yeah with this being your first offense, I very much doubt you'll do any real time. maybe like 15 weekends in jail, restitution, couple hundred hours of community service. you'll have to have a job for them to give you weekends but it's worth it to get one. doing weekends ain't shit

t. nigger

im not op just a different scammer.

btw weekend jail is retarded. I wouldn't want to check into jail every week for fucking months or a year. id rather just take that 2 or 3 months to chin and just sleep and get it over with. fuck that

tell us more faggot

to the chin*

Watch the movie Big Stan and then go from there.

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no way im getting rich

no one has mentioned one thing so far.

you need to act as if you've been there before. you need to find your bunk and set it up like you're coming home after summer camp and someone moved your bed. then, wander out like you've lived there for years. of course you don't stare at people or kiss people's asses, but more importantly, you need to act as if you're just coming home.

i've never been in prison but this advice is the best i've ever seen.

I fucking love stealing n being a fraudster i tell everyone im a day trader n you lil fuck tards on here talking about morals n doing the right thing what a fucking laugh

right what the fuck. im from one of the poorest places in the world. and one of the poorest people out here. fucking no resources. no jobs no bus no public transit no friends no people no jobs no opprotunity. plus im fucking disabled and like half dead all the time no matter what i do

wtf you want me to do

that's what my brother thought too. he's done a bunch of baby bids for stupid shit and he actually put that theory to the test. the way it was in NC (wake county) was the weekenders all got to be in their own pod for those two days. cuz I guess COs found it disruptive to bring in a buncha ppl on Friday nights and put them in genpop. so like the 30 people he would be with went to their own mini pod and there were no problems at all. plus he and all the other offenders would swallow a fistful of xanax in the parking lot while chain smoking cigs and either pass out or be fucked up the whole time. gotta know how to keep your cool tho cuz if they think you're fucked up, you'll get more weekends tacked on. anyway weekends are the way to go dude

Its true i dont give a fuck about anything on this planet except me n my own i dont give a fuck im eating even if i got to take yours

Give the impression you'll bite their dick off. No one fucks crazy freely.

Is whiteboi mad because a brother fucked your girl?

yeah fuck that. risk going in high. pissing off a bunch guards. not having freedom losing every week. I would rather just do the shitty 3 months and get it over with.

my jail was chill here but I only went in for 4 or 5 days. its all low level offenders waiting to get out, private cell, they had tablets that streamed tv and music and shit on them you could use, people in the jail were nice.

would rather just knock that out. I would be so fucking depressed every week knowing in 2 or 3 days I have to check myself into jail again and it would just keep happening

yeah I dont even have that mentality as bad its just im so fucking poor. everyone I see is less poor. I was born in the woods and never got anything and never had a car. just sitting in a broken down house for my entire life. no Disneyland, no resorts, no beaches, no happiness just the fucking dark cold woods in a broken down house my entire life

no car and everything is 20 miles away in a town with 2 roads and nothing to do no stores no people nothing around. I think I need this money more than other people.

wtf mate?where do you live? Africa?

Spoken like someone stuck at the bottom of the food chain.

Why dont you move? Dont you have feet?

Ops so poor he can't afford feet.

kek well damn dude, I would wanna do the whole bid off top too if the jail I was going to was like that one. tablets to stream shows and shit? that's crazy but people are probably way way more chill when they can watch their bullshit on Netflix. I did my little stretch back in 08 and we didn't have none of that shit. I did play a lot of chess though. lots of really good chess players in the joint lol

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Trust me fag im not at the bottom of anything lol hope you never seem irl cause ill rob your punk ass n leave you naked on the street bitch

I'm from Jupiter Beach, FL

I'll see you coming. I'll recognize you by your clown shoes

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east coast for west coast? diff politics for diff coast

I agree. Start taking hrt and doing squats. Get a dildo and start using it. Watch a lot of blowjob porn and practice sucking the dildo. Learn to enjoy it. Then it won't be so bad when it happens you'll be craving it!

Its probably best to become one guys bitch than be everybody's...you'll probably still have to suck everyone off and maybe get whored out.

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>seem irl cause

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no upstate ny. worst place on the face of the earth. coldest place in the world. poorest place in the world. 8 hours from a big city. no car. not a single person around. literally the only 2 people I know are crazy angry scizophrenics that are just constantly angry and pissed off everyones trying to fight each other and everyones raising like 3 kids with burger king jobs and shit and driving around broken cars

yeah im trapped in my hell hole town on probation I wish I could trade my probation time for 4 months of jail or something but I cant do anything longer than that.

that jail wasn't bad the people there are actually nicer than the people out in my town I forgot what its even like to have someone be nice to you ive been stuck with these crazy hillbillies so long

gave some fat dude my food in there because I didn't like half of the food and was too stressed to eat and he told me he stole a car and set it on fire and shit

Yeah cuz you're so much better than everyone else, obviously you're an exception and can do what you want.
Here, I need money too, I'll get paid to rape your mother's bank account and bankrupt the one business in your town that employs anyone.
Oh wait, you're a scammer. You do that shit

Actual whore house in Oneonta, NY

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You're gonna end up just like OP, and you're being a defensive little faggot because you know it

youre a fucking retard and should not give advice lmfao

wtf is that a bunch of Asian whores dying on their death bed and still fucking people?

dude fuck off im just saying im the poorest person alive and everyone i see is richer and happier than me and just born in happiness. ive never seen anything but cold sad woods.

im just trying to save money and get a car and move some place better with it and invest in business ideas. i dont like the shit

listen. mind your own biz but dont be a pussy. you will be checked and youll have to fight. if you dont youll be beaten etc everyday. show youre a wont fuck with anyone unless fucked with and youlol melt in. workout everyday tho. starting from now. and dont give a fuck about beiing lean, just gain weight.

Put you're fucking violin away you're not getting any sympathy you little bitch.

wrong, big people pray on small people.

you didn't have the option to do time right after sentencing in lieu of probation and all that? they might not do it like that anymore but back in the day you could choose to do the time and when you got out, your debt was paid. no probation or anything. man I had to do 2 years of supervised probation. shit was awful. you might wanna talk to your lawyer about that tho man, they might still let you just do 90 days or whatever the sentence would be and be done with it.

regarding your small town. you should just leave. just go. ideally you want to have some scratch saved up and a knot in your pocket when you do leave, but even if you only have money for the bus ticket... just leave the town if you really want to go. people think you've gotta be rich and yada yada to be able to leave their small towns and thusly they end up staying there forever. when in reality you don't have to have shit. just get to somewhere better man. you'll figure it all out when you get there. seriously.

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im just saying why I do what I have to do

every time im scamming someone and I see they're on a beach or they have a car or happy family or something I get fucking PISSED and go into full on aggressive mode

i feel bad for some of the shit i do i just want to invest money and get into a business and stop lviing in fucking poverty. the fucking power has gone off in my entire town like 5 times in the past 2 weeks and during a heat wave and shit and im just laying around bed in the dark or fucking massively sweating

my house is breaking down leaks when it rains im paranoid of mold or lead killing me and my health is shit. i think i have narcolepsy so its so god damn hard for me to work. i just want to work some stupid job at a small store or something and invest my money and do something business related.

not from my experience if you look people in the eyes they will say some nigger shit like your looking at me sideways and bust your ass

my shit is a felony and I had to one year probation to get it lowered to a misdemeanor and im almost done with that one year and then im STILL on it for a misdemeanor.

they told me i could do 12 months or the probation but i was hoping i could transfer my probation out of this shit hole or something because i was thinking i could do that soon or something. i mean if i got off it half way it wouldnt be too much longer but i dont trust luck at all with the shit life i have.

i was hoping maybe now that its a misdemeanor instead of a felony i could just do like 4 months or something but idk im scared to ask and have them be like OH WHAT YOU SAID YOU WANNA GO TO JAIL 12 MONTHS

ye okay
nobody wants to fight in prison if you get hurt you really think they give a shit they are more likely ti throw your ass in the hole before you get medical treatment

from your experience in middle school? Get real summer fag.

op dont listen to these retards, theres something in priosn called GABOS, Game Aint Based On Sympathy. Biggest guy in the cell block would pray on a little guy like you. So dont listen to retard anons. Next, dont listen to the classic retards saying stab the biggest guy in the block, do that and you gained more years to serve, plus you really think youd win that fight? plus now hes friends are gonna want to hurt you equaly or worse. Dont be a push around, if someone try you fight them, because the day you dont youre going to have to be their bitch. youll never have respect anywhere and no one will want to be your friend. Workout, all that stuff, talk to people, and dont let them scam you bc when they find out youre new they gonna try to use you.

Learn to enjoy it. It's not gay when you only do it on the inside.

wrong again, youll be in there with people that will be there for a long time and some of these people only know how to fight. Fighting is a big thing in there. Trust me. You dont know much about prison.

lmao wrong

Request protective custody your entire time in

Op, let’s get real, you will not do well in prison. Reading this thread it’s clear that you cut out for anything except self pity. People who do well in prison tend to be strong, smart, and self contained. People who do hard time faile for the same reason they fail on the outside. They are weak, they steal, they snitch, they run stupid games and in general they piss people off. That's you - you will piss people off in prison by just being your punk-ass self.

im not the one going to prison dude

Best advice I can give is don't accept any type of gifts from anyone.
Don't share your food
Keep your mouth shut if you witness something shady
And don't be afraid to take a few hits if the time ever comes

You're thinking about third-world shithole prisons. In the U.S. especially in min security facilities which OP would be sent to, people lay low and just want to do their time with no writeups or risk of getting sent somewhere worse. They may not have an 18 hole golf course where he's sent, but they'll probably have a 9 hole.

I mean there is the occasional person whos sent to minimum security and hasn't got the chance to fuck up and go to the serious prisons yet.

also there's shit like a state where the level 3 prisons have more shit in them so people in the 1st level prisons start fucking people to get sent there on purpose

lmao this skinny little faggot is gonna get killed inside.

Damn I’m next lol idc though

Everybody likes to feel better than somebody, even prisoners. Prison really is way more dangerous if you're in there for a sex crime or a violent crime involving children. The prison my cousin's at uses their non-general pop lockup for three kinds of people:

>Literal gang lords that they want to keep separated from general pop so they don't just run their gang from prison
>Retarded prisoners, because it's easier to take care of them when they're separated
>Rapists and pedophiles, because they will literally be murdered otherwise

And that's one of the good ones. Prison guards aren't known to be the nicest people, there are plenty of places where a pedophile might just get dropped into general population and a guard "lets it slip" that they're in there for some kind of child sex crime. Good fucking luck if that happens.

is it cracking cards?

It's not rape if you enjoy it

Then you wouldnt have any big problem, if you were a pedophile, mass murderer/child murderer, or a rapist, rhen you would have bigger problems

What’s your race?

Plenty of friendly, social groups looking for new members!!!

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Why did you put yourself in that position?

>decide not to work hard in school despite every teacher trying to encourage you
>decide not to learn a trade despite every city program and scholarship opportunity handed to you
>decide not to move to where there are jobs and public transit
>decide to stay in place and do nothing and just bitch

Your choice I guess, but I don't get why you want to do that.

There are so many pedophiles and rapists in prison nobody cares anymore. Safety in numbers if you are one.

What movie?

Shot Caller.

Fucking amazing. Think it’s on Netflix now.

Lol if you’re white and you go to a segregated prison then you don’t have an option of joining the whites. You WILL join the whites and you will do what the shotcaller tells you, or you’ll get killed.

This. Some prisoners are literally segregated for their own safety because moralfag inmates have a strong tendency to inflict upon certain types of convicts, with attacks ranging from systematic bullying to straight-up assault.

For real.
1: dont gamble
2:dont take or ask for drugs from anyone
3:dont talk about family. Or your financial status
4:show respect, dont back down. Dont act weak. Dont look for a fight
5: be as invisible as possible. Yet not an outcast
6: dont smuggle drugs
7: chomo is slang for child mol...
You will get beaten or killed if labled this
8: your cell mate will hustle you for the food you can buy in prison.
In a nutshell. You are surrounded by grown men with zero attention spans, zero self discipline, limited education.
They will beat you senseless over the littlest thing. You're basically fucked.
One thing to remember. If you fight, they add time on top of your time. So dont get beat up. But dont start a fight.

That dumbass nigger got no convictions for his vigilante justice. There is such thing as a chain of evidence, something him and lackees only interested weren’t concerned about and only money mattered.

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Nah, im not one, but heard about the other prisioners normaly, harras that ones, now IDK, but like a month ago, some rapist guys were threath of dead his first day, idk about in your country

shotcaller

>Your dumb
stopped reading

You watch too much TV. Majority of prisons especially where you get sent for credit card fraud like OP are people like you, normal citizens who got caught up in bad checks or embezzlement or shady investment schemes. They're there for 3, 4, 5 years. Same people as your neighbors and same people you encounter on the street. No gangs -- gang members are sent elsewhere.

In my block every Friday we'd all pool our leftover commissary food into a massive smorgasbord (chips and dip) and or burrito buffet. Everybody's just there to kill time, not make trouble. Everybody who violates the law is not a psychopath.