Had my testicles removed Yea Forums, what now?
Had my testicles removed Yea Forums, what now?
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>Things that never happened
Put a timestamp on them
or your pathetic deflated scrotum
Rocky Mountain oyster time!
You can live whatever normalness you have left in life without raping children. Assuming thats what you did to deserve that
>3
timestamp
How the ever loving fuck are you gonna supposed to masturbate?
why are their 3
Suicide.
There's 4 actually. My girlfriend had her's removed too. We're both on the third day of recovery. This is a pic from a few hours after the procedure.
why?
post your gf's tits then
timstamp
Why do you want to see boobs on a man?
Still get hard in the middle of the night. Kind of annoying with the stitches but they'll dissolve in a few weeks and the swelling will go down too. I don't think getting aroused will be a problem when I'm healed. Right now the swelling makes it look like there's still testicles there but there's not.
>My girlfriend had her's removed too
The bait is very strong in this one...
Also
>resize.jpg
is a rather fitting name
I'm in a thread about guys pretending to cut off their testicles, where the dude is claiming to have a gf, albeit one without testicles, why wouldn't I ask for her tits?
Just put 'em in yo mouth and suck 'em
For what purpose
I really would but I'm on hydrocodone, using a shitty laptop without cam software and don't want to get up to get my phone. This thread might not be around by the time I timestamp.
Trips say you gotta cook and eat them faggot
shitty bait thread
So basically your saying this thread sucks and is going to continue to suck. neat.
SUUUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEEEEEEE you don't. my 10 year old eee PC that cost me $200 and came with windows XP has a cam.
>gf had hers removed too
Women dont have testicles you mentally ill faggot
Man up and get your phone. Or do you not have the balls to endure a bit of pain?
those are dog testicles
I'm trans and don't want to take cyperotone acetate to block testosterone anymore. It's really bad for the liver, can cause brain tumors long term, and causes depression. Now I never have to worry about that. I just inject estrogen once every 5 days.
vote conservative like the rest of the testicless sheep.
tranny faggot, cook and eat your nuts. rolling 333
suicide
balls are damn chewy if you overcook them, nothing past medium rare.
y, testicles r a gift from god and u don fuched uo sonny Y DOES YOUR GURL HAVE TESTES WUT? l:l good thread btw
holy shit
post tits now with same timestamp
op delivers
jesus fucking christ
Why are hiding your cock?
Why are you hiding your cock?
Sorry for your illness
my gf has nicer tits, here are hers with same timestamp
Enjoy tranny life
Will you still get pre-cum? When you orgasm, it'll just be twitching without any fluid?
This makes large nose man rub hands
my gfs surgical area same timestamp
>op delivers
Holy shit lads
Holy fuck nice tits
Fucking disgusting
What are you going to do with them now?
That stitching is terrible
Whyd you do it OP
your tits too please, let us decide if they're less nice
Wtf
OP you've lost your mables.
A fuckin dude cutting his nuts off, getting tit implants and wearing womans cloths
I hope neither of you fuck bags ever reproduce some how
It’s comforting to know that degenerates like you (especially you) are never going to breed.
her tits are
OP delivers!
Put me in the screen cap, you pair of raging trannys.
Enjoy your premature death.
>cuts off his balls
>"I hope you don't reproduce"
I hope you never reproduce.
>brain tumors
well
You're both retarded.
What chinese restaurant did that procedure for you? Holy fuck
Those look heavenly
great no u you tried there libtard.
expect to have a somewhat increased lifespan.
Screencap this shit!
why u would post that
Dude they'll cut some shit out of other people and make it happen. Dont temp them to figure it out. Then they"ll argue it should be normal
I have no desire to breed. There's enough humans on this planet as there is. I'm vegan, btw.
Do you have a dog? I bet a dog would eat them if you gave them to one :D
no fucking way
real question tho: why?
Please cook them, OP
LMAO! Top kek!
>my gf
>her testicles
western world deserves all the niggers and islamisation. fuck this whole earth
I couldn't imagine being so mentally ill that I had to cut off my own testicles in an attempt to feel better.
OP dont be a sissy. Grow a pair you faggot
cut one open OP with timestamp
Yup, that pretty much sums it up. How often does OP deliver?
Thats exactly what Van Gogh said
Make a marble track and roll them off it for top kek
C'mon op post your tits too
are you denying a trans womans right to be a woman?
They're starting to transplant uteruses into trans women since it's been successful with natal women. IVG will allow trans women to make eggs. It's already been done with mice. The offspring produced were healthy and fertile.
84 replies to this. Jesus Christ
Why are people begging for plastic baggy tits when we can get marble track
Do you have more pictures of them after being removed?
doesn't look too healthy, tho. The stitching is really freaky. Is this like DIY sex change?
Bonus points for scars on OP's right arm.
Rolling dubs for marble track
trannytits4b
Very nice, you both have great tits
I second this. Time to move to a quiet island
DO MARBLETRACK
wow this is so hot!
I plan to get mine removed in the next year or so after I’ve been on HRT a while longer
You’re an inspiration thanks for posting
Why are you hiding your cock?
Yeah.
There’s a simpler way to cure such an illness.
...
You have no sense of adventure. Let people experiment on themselves.
Like neckrope?
OP denies us the view of a feminine penis
rolling for marbles
See what im sayin
So are you both gonna get vagoos soon or will you keep using your ass-pussies?
Great tits BTW
Be honest, how much have you been into forced-fem / sissy stuff leading up to this point?
I’m all for it, because it stops them breeding their illness into future generations, but it doesn’t stop their twisted condition being celebrated.
Correct. They’re still above 40% suicide rate post transition anyway. It’s just a shame their families have to deal with their narcissism & illness
Four years before you commit suicide.
Your journey to the dark side is now complete
Yay, gonna tell mom someone on Yea Forums told me i'm correct!
This would be the literal worst moment to be 'completed' with the mess down there
If you don't like it you can get out!
>goes full retard and gets rid of balls
>not chopping dick as well to make vag
why?
¿Why not go for a third option?
mozaiccare.net
They can still bank sperm now or just transition after having kids, plus this.
I suppose this way they’d still have a tiny nubbin to remind them what they once were
fuck these losers and post more pictures of your gfs sexy tits
Balls are cheaper and the recovery is faster. You don't need androgen blockers any more.
It was informed consent, im sure once it heals up it will be fine
not implants, natty from hormones
I dont plan on getting vag surgery, will be happy with just this castration. anal feels good anyways!
Of course you're vegan.
This plus you can get this procedure (orchiectomy) done via informed consent through some doctors - no therapist letter required. I don't know of a doctor that doesn't require two letters for full bottom surgery (GCS/SRS).
>> That stitching is terrible
> It was informed consent, im sure once it heals up it will be fine
Why would it? You're stitched wrong, my expectation is that it will heal up wrong. I'm no medifag, but the person who did it wasn't either, so..
It's the morally and nutritionally superior lifestyle so, yes, of course I am.
But will your girl cocks work well enough for anal after this??
Pretty sure they need the dick. They turn it inside out. Afterwards it looks like they made a vagina out of skin off of a chicken leg
Something tells me this was a DIY project.
Future of the white male
I for one welcome it
Wanna post more of your gorgeous titties in the trap thread where these morons are not hassling you?
nice numbers
I had a couple testicles removed last year.
Now I only have three.
Well, even if he did, we can now say "oh grow a pair" when being offended commences.
rollan
It's just swollen. When it heals it will be smooth. All large surgical stitching looks gnarly like this at first.
Yes, it doesn't change sexual function, only your fertility.
another one for ya
True spirit of Yea Forums right here.
Stunning
Niiiice, your body is gorgeous!
Only got the preview.
OP, you do know you just gave up the future you want by surrendering your children's right to survive.
Nice stomach who she is?
Why would you cut off your testicles without having vag surgery, fucking spergs
quads of truth
although I'm more inclined to believe op after timestamps
It's been explained like three times in this thread already.
Are you literally retarded?
aren't you worried about infection?
I'm sorry for your mental illness and that instead of society taking care of you and helping you it fostered your condition to the point you mutilated yourself.
This just makes me fucking sad.
I hope your mind heals one day OP, even though your body never will now.
You made the right decision being a girl
You’re hot as fuck
This is a very routine procedure. It's safe.
"being a girl"
You can't decide to be a girl. You are born a girl or you will never be a girl.
ok. heal or feel better soon
simple, make a living being a male prostitute thats unable to nut.
jesus fuck op
They can still ejaculate but there won't be any sperm in their cum.
how are you going to pee dumbass
>white
Why is it always with the white "males"?
1. The pee is stored in the balls
2. Socrates is a Man
3. Socrates cut off his balls
4. Ergo, Socrates doesn't have to pee.
I'm calling bullshit on that
society in america view this as normal
oh boy, america has fallen
japan here i come
He still has his dick. He just got his nuts cut off by some guy on craigslist who claims to be an "Amateur" surgeon
Because changing your sex is a luxury lifestyle for the rich and white have money.
Ejaculate is made in the prostate. Learn basic anatomy.
Did you do this at home OP
Based
Here is a song for you OP.
I just want to let you know, you're a stupid fucking cunt
Go ahead and run your mouth, pussy, I don't give a fuck
You're a stupid piece of shit, you're a stupid fucking bitch
Get the fuck up off my dick, get the fuck up off my dick, like
Please end your fucking life, please end your fucking life
I really gotta emphasise, no one cares if you're alive
You're a fucking penis-hole, grab a dick and eat it whole
I need to know if you were dropped when you were just a fetus though
You're so fucking ugly and your face is fucking foul, jeez
You're so fucking loud, can you shut your fucking mouth.
Close your fucking mouth, you're just really fucking dense
If you hate me, why you talking? You don't make no fucking sense
Got a sad life, sad life, go to fucking hell
Are you stupid or disabled, man, I can't fucking tell
Meh
You're a fucking dumb shit, you don't even run shit
Get the fuck up out of my face and go to hell and eat a dick
Come and catch these hands, boy
Come and match these bands, boy
I'm not crazy, I just do it all because I can, boy
I hope you fucking die in a high-speed car crash
I hope you fucking fall head-first and get your neck cracked
I hope you have some beautiful children that die from cancer
I hope you catch Zika when your wife gets pregnant
I hope you win the lottery and die the next day
And your daughter has to see you getting lowered in your grave
So OP must consider himself a hybrid.
Women usually have 2 holes to play with
kys you have no reason left to live.
I thought ejaculate was the powerhouse of the cell
what
ticket to depression-land
This is Anal Cunt tier lyrics, btw
Now I'm no fancy scientist, but I don't think that's how that works.
You let me cum inside you
There is more where that came from
dude. I wisch you the best but holy shit, but cutting your balls off is something wou will pretty surely regret.
bullshit, i had to have a few surgeries and my stitched up wounds never swell up like that.
Idk who and where it was made
>And your daughter has to see you getting lowered in your grave
nig this guy cut his balls off
Tru dat
>> And your girlfriend has to see you getting lowered in your grave
I'm not going to spoonfeed you. It's well documented.
What if they already had a daughter or banked sperm?
It depends on where the wound was too.
God, I'm so glad I'm not you.
give em to your wife and do the dishes...
I just showed this to my girlfriend i think she threw up. Shes in the bathroom
*boyfriend. I can imagine the painful memories for her
Reminds me of the time i cut my dogs testicles off myself
Pics or it didn't happen.
No i have a girlfriend, im very much straight. She finds this mental shit as fucked up as i do
Sure you do.
Larp on Yea Forumsrother
Fuck the industrial/liberal revolution
Fucking eat them, you tranny bitch
this
How did you find someone to do the procedure?
nice try.
Change your name to Wun Hung Lo
join reddit
/thread
Only right answer
HOLY SHIT, POSTIN IN EPIC BREAD!
Hows your wifes boyfriend doing, fag?
Cook and eat 'em! Post pics!
this
Suicide probably
this
Fucker I lost to that and woke the mrs
Also, th I entire thread is mental illness.
> gf has balls
>man with balls has tits??
Wtf is wrong with everyone?
Why though
So, did they stitch your cock to your FUPA?
Looks like someone hit you in the dick with a baseball bat.
>805294675
I often do for fun and for compliments on my boobs :P
Yeah, I'm thinking they didn't pay for that...
And if they did, they need to file for malpractice.
In Florida the other day a jealous hubby cut of his wife’s lovers penis.
i guess there's no going back, that's what the dude's sack looks like. however, that stitch work is sincerely terrible. i was, and i guess i still am, a dumbass growing up and i had to get a lot of stitches from injuries.
my achilles tendon, up the back of my calf, my knee, my forehead, my cheeks and face, my hand, etc. even the worst stitchwork i've had done was not that bad. like, i get that the region is different due to the elasticity of the skin, but that's going to heal really really poorly.
i'd absolutely recommend going back in to the doctor and mentioning it. it looks like a fucking nursing student did it with one hand. it's your body my dude, and if you're happy with those results, more power to you i guess.
congrats you're a skinny sackless guy with man-boobs. hope your father is proud
His father probly use to get drunk and slip him the pickle late at night
I was reposting the fucking image that was deleted you god damn ponce. Take 2 seconds to follow the reply chain newfag.
I repeat, post skull.
>congrats you're a skinny sackless guy with man-boobs. hope your father is proud
God damn you filthy Jews! I'm not OP. Just reposting the degeneracy that faggot deleted.
2 seconds of my life wasted. my point still stands
This is correct
>life wasted
nigger you're on Yea Forums
in a mental illness thread
you have no life or point to make
Sure you are. I think we just forced you into regret OP. Enjoy your shaft with no balls you mentally ill faggot
no u jew
This!
I'm too busy following about 10 other threads to care, and if OP can't follow its own goddam thread to post skull as I demand, that's on it.
they got both their breeding factory removed, how the fuck are they supposed to reproduce now smartass
Stem Cells?
First
>sciencedirect.com
Second
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Then
>???
Finally
>Profit!
You’re cute as fuck
Your boobs are sexy and perky, you should feel proud of them
The cute little thing poking out your panties is extra points in this photo too
We already talked about this. Get with the thread
Fuck your so fem and smooth and gorgeous
I hope my boobs grow as nice as yours have!
Girl I mean this with in the most complimentary way possible
I wouldn’t hesitate to rape you given the chance
Definite waifu material
Are you kinky as fuck?
G E T
H E L P
Y O U ' R E M E N T A L L Y I L L
>young and naive about life a sexuality.
>destroys genitals
ff 20 years
>realization and confusion set in
>commits suicide
>lgbt community blames oppression
Jesus goddamn christ, op, how do you make such stupid decisions at such a young and inexperienced age?
You're fucked, enjoy the life of regret and confusion when you get older and start to think about what things are actually important in life that you are no longer able to take part in..
"gf"
>penis
damn, looking amazing.
Did you document it any further ?
Did you do it at the same time ?
How did you manage the pain ?
>My girlfriend had her's removed too
Meds... you 3rd world fag
I was expecting something more specific, you asnwer is shit doctor.
cook em up obviously
This!
Read the thread.
This
If you really lost your testicles, you wouldn't care enough to wonder 'what now?'.
Bruh
Jesus Christ OP.
Your priorities are a little shallow if that's how you really feel.
pan fry them up for some tasty rocky mountain oysters
My priorities are deeper than you nuts hang, son.
That's fucking hot actually, two sissy boi girlfriends getting castrated at the same time. No need for sperm when you have oversized clits
eat em eat em eat em eat em
ITT: misguided young people think they're doing something important, but instead ruining their lives and their natural hormonal balance.
Consequences will never be the same.
This tbh. Reaaally not proud of myself right now
Chopping your balls off doesn't make you feminine, OP, it makes you a eunuch.
Your testosterone and estrogen aren't going to be "female" now, fucking retards, it's going to affect you in negative ways that haven't been around long enough to even imagine.
Traps =/= Mentally ill
Trannies = Mentally ill
One is a fetish, the other is a psychological urge to mutilate yourself.
The biggest problem the internet age brought is making kids think they're wise well before they're old enough to understand that they weren't
This is sad. It makes me sad for humanity.
>what is HRT
OP come back. with more nudes!
>it's going to affect you in negative ways that haven't been around long enough to even imagine.
Eunuchs have been around for than a hot minute, guy.
Don't be sad. It'll all be over soon.
Congratulations on not even understanding HRT or how it actually works.
Mankind can't emulate nature at that level, they just sell you a process that they themselves cannot fully understand or control.
But good luck. I don't wish ill of you, but it's sad that you couldn't wait for epiphany and destroyed yourself.
>it's going to affect you in negative ways that you haven't been around long enough to even imagine.
corrected, I missed a "you".
Oh my sweet fucking jesus
I jack off to guro and I'll tell you that i won't jack it to this
Jesus has no power here my son.
I'm not even OP but I understand how HRT works. I think your perspective on endocrinology is tainted by some emotional hangup you have. Did someone in your life transition?
Put me in screencap
...
Fucking vegans,always inserting the absolute irrelevant fact thereof
what the fuck? op
"her"
First step to be a real girl.
Respect.
This guy gets it.
Seeing a guy (sissy or not) get castrated is an enhancer of masculinity. It speaks to the id. Those that deny this are afraid of it.
Send them to HILLARY CLINTON, PO BOX 4727, WASHINGTON DC
Wait... how do you plan to ever want sex again if you don't have testicles. I mean, what's to make you horny? That's the point of being a eunuch. Yeah you can get HARD but you aren't going to WANT sex.
>
There’s a 40% chance this relationship will last
Did you at least save them in a little jar
>girlfriend
>her's
That's not how it works. It's true that if you had no sex homones you might not want sex so much, but OP is taking estrogen so they'll still have a normal, if morr feminine, sex drive.
user that literally had testicals removed has a bigger dick than me
I’m gonna go an hero now Yea Forumsros
good to see a 40%er in the making
Kill yourself
>an heroing because you lost competition
Tard
Just replying to say I support you both and I hope it heals smoothly
How... do you think this works...
why are there 3 of them?
>i don't think getting aroused will be a problem
That's where you're wrong kiddo. Good luck getting a boner after the majority of your hormones get out of your system
Good point
>epic
Gtfo outta here. Ain't nothin to see here boy...
I’ve nigger been happier to just have niggers burn down this shithole
Fuck this gay earth
Toasting in an epic bread
That's not how it works. They're already getting erections with basically no testosterone.