Hey YOU

HEY YOU LITTLE SHIT
>throws water bottle
DRINK THIS
>user starts drinking
WHEN DID I FUCKING TELL YOU TO DRINK?
>But you just sa-
DO A BARREL ROLL
>user starts rolling
WHAT IS THE EXACT NUMBER OF AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF UNLADEN SWALLOW?
>It's uh...
KEEP FUCKING ROLLING YOU LITTLE BITCH

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Whats the worst that can happen

rolling, Mr. Officer

Sorry. Me no habla inglish

Roll?

Rollout

Lol best combi
GG

Lo siento. Yo no hablo inglés.

roll

This nigga gotta either defy the fucking laws of physics or get shot

You violated the law

Well, well, well
What do we have here?
>starts pointing at you
SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU WHINY; LITTLE BITCH AND GET ON YOUR KNESS
GET ON YOUR KNEES!
Good.
NOW DO 100 PUSH UPS WITH YOUR THUMB ONLY
WITH YOUR THUMB ONLY
LOOK ME IN THE EYES YOU COMPLAINING FUCK
GOOD
NOW CROSS YOUR LEGS AND CONTINUE

Pls have mercy officer

Ok

Post pics

roll

am I being detained

Waiting for the free style

rollerino

nah I'll just get executed because I hate life

okay verse 1 is done, now the rest...

Yeah, I'll roll, why not

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DON'T SHOOT

Can't juggle knives while tipping me?
To bad

>BAM BAM BAM

Roll, why not

Post freestyle

Nah I'll just get executed, because I hate life,
but I'd rather do it under fair condition, cause back at home I got kids and wife.
We need us a state of bureaucrats and judges and folk,
but a man should be free, powerful, and his stories be told.
When I pass this life, and my corpse rots underground
my soul in heaven'd know my family safe and sound.
But only a state, a leviathan even, that's grounded on this,
will be a power of people, young and old, her and his.
It's good to know, to live and to die
that the state never takes what's rightfully mine.

We all are born, age and die
so make sure to subscribe to Pewdiepie

Aw come on man! She told me she was 18!

Roll

Lemme hear that joke

rollerinoooooo

Mr. Officer im sorry but all of my jokes are racist

roll

*Loads Gun*
You sure?

rolling

Role

Roll

Welp time to close my eyes

Damn it at least I typed it without error.

Bam bam

Roll

roll

roll x2

Rolling rolling rolling RAWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

Eat my steel

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Check your priviledge shitlord

n

Lol fag

ok

Nig-

Please Mr. Officer! I've remembered the alamo! Isn't that enough?

Check your priviledge and put your index finger up your butt.
Okay good.
too bad you didn't get quints, bye bye

*BAM BAM BAM*

*Points gun at you*
Start the joke already

How do you starve a mexican?

You hide his food stamps under his working boots :D

There's nothing here about blindly respecting the jews so it can't possibly America.

roll

WTF THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO MEXICANS
*Puts Finger on Trigger*

No

Wait I have another one! Uh....Um.....Hi Hungry Im dad!

I'm hungry and this honestly pisses me off

:D

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Roll to see if I can pass the heroic officer's trial of protection and service

ok

Don't shoot! I know i'm black but give a nigga a chance!

Ok pass...
*puts gun away*
BUT WAIT
YOU GOT NO QUINTS
*Pulls gun out again*
Any last words?

I really want to see you do the dinosaur, while not moving and tipping me haha
*Click*

oh shit

roll

roll

I'm rolling (barrel roll)

oh boy

Wait what?! It never said I needed quints!

Oh you thought you only have to follow orders once?
Every post counts and with the last one you got to get quints

Come on buddy, cant we just pretend this never happened?
*Hands half eaten snickers bar*

Hm.................
Can I shoot you atleast once though?

Okay my shift is ending anyway
*grabs snickers*
*puts away gun*
goodbye

There are two of you now?