Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

It's not that basic. When I get horny I don't want to stick my cock in any hole.
There are psychological needs as well as physiological ones.
You should reflect on your needs and know your body better.

Post tits or GTFO faggot.

All girls on here are fagbois until proven otherwise.

Woohoo!

See

personally, its a feeling that comes when im really horny and am feeling that healthy level of shamelessness. its just a natural desire at that point, something i dont just want mentally but physically i can feel myself being empty. when im penetrated, i feel whole.
hope thats not too weird or confusing of an answer!

Tell us another one gayboi.

Tits or your just a role-playing faggot who needs to GTFO.

Why do you do this every day?

Nope dont care.

What's that called? Quints?
This answer satisfied my curiosity. Thanks.

I dont. I do it mondays and tuesdays mainly. I work so I cant do it daily anymore

No one cares about your larp fag.

Whats it like not being able to stuff an entire coke can and/or tablet in your pants pockets?

Ok. How about: Why do you do this at all? Do you just like the attention?

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Wrooong

nigar

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Does it feels bad or shameful having a loose vag?

for the 2 femanons, how common is it for you to pee during masturbation or intercourse (in pussy or ass)
had several girls that did that with me and it’s a major turn on

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Nope its not that
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Didn't stutter larping faggot.

Honestly, what's wrong with that? The answers are useful. Do you not want to be ignored or something?

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Having a loose vag isnt really common. Youd had to do some serious constant stretching to have a loose vag

You mean the whole squirting bs? It never happens to me. Only once and it was gross

not common for me at all.

i had a boyfriend who was in to soft piss stuff, the idea of me pissing while he fucked me or him peeing inside of me were things he kind of forced onto me at some points. i played along, kinda tried to convince myself it was natural for me to be doing it while he fucked me or while i masturbated, but it just wasnt the case.
thats just me though!

You clearly did.
I'm assuming you dont know what a larp is then lol

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I think most females get the need to pee after/during being fucked. It probably has something to do with preassure applied to the bladder. Not a femanon tho.

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Eh. Fair enough. Also, you sound like Mila Kunis.

honestly the whole loose vagina thing is a mystery at this point, ive heard and been taught different things from different sources and people. i think its just loose after major stretching like childbirth or intense insertions. im sure there is shame(?) in being told you have a loose pussy by someone whether you ACTUALLY do or not. its an insult.

I learned this from one of my exgf way back, she would drink a lot of fluids and held it as long as possible.
Then she would finger herself and we would have sex and right before and during her orgasm she would release controlled amounts as she contracted.
It was so hot, and she was well hydrated so it has no smell and tasted like weak warm tea. intensely fun stuff, would get me raging hard when she did that even if I came 5-10min before

I'm just a cynical bastard.

Meh, I've got a gay cousin that has a higher pitched voice. HRT can do wonders for fagbags. It's a larp until tits prove otherwise.

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I get that alot. Also I get Emma stone

i used to have a thing for holding it as long as i could when i was still dating that boy, totally understand.
im sure if i was with someone i trusted a little more and now that im more sexually aware i could try it again. not too weird.

Trannys can have tits and vaginas too faggot.
So how do I prove then?
Bust out my Chromosomes?
Gtfo here you just want to see some titties faggot

you have a really beautiful voice btw!

It’s so fucking hot! I’ve had several girls after her that I convinced to try it, at first by themselves when they would play with their pussy and they did love it and with some it turned into more like peeing during pussy or ass sex, or me peeing inside her pussy. Fucking hot especially when we were both a little drunk.
We’ve even swallowed directly from each other during oral

Well thanks user. A lot of people say I sound like a smoker lol

Trannys don't have real tits. You can always tell the difference. Real women have larger nipples for their intended purpose.

If I wanted my comeback I would have scooped it out from your mother's mouth.

Tits or GTFO you fagbag.

>larger nips

Lmfao
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There are trannies with hormone tits. They look disgusting but it's because of the muscular structure underneath plus years of testosterone only. Also, nipple size has nothing to do with it, some females have super small nipples on average sized tits.

See pic related.

I guess by that anons retard logic that must be a man lol

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Even if you are a girl, highly doubtful you look anywhere near that 9/10 you posted

Who said I look like her.

This is me and I feel fine lol.
Nice attempt at the insult though. You must be pretty lonely

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But, why would that make her wrong? Even if she was ugly as fuck.

He just ran out of shit to say.

Ge realized his "girls have huge nips" arguement was stupid so now hes just reverting to the "oh well I bet you're ugly anyway" shtick lol

No vchan or Anna responses plz.

Femanons who aren't even bi -- do you ever check out other women and find yourself analyzing their body & body parts?

women are really beautiful. ive never been with another woman and dont really even consider myself bi, i would never want to date a girl but god would i fuck one. the idea of working with another pussy makes me a little uneasy, but making out with a girl, fondling her breasts, hearing her moans, sitting on her face, stuff like that id do.
so yeah, like when girls have short shorts or cleavage out i appreciate their bodies. :-)

anus

That's because you're a faggot

Guess you ran off....pity

I think I'd be a faggot if I wanted to stick my cock into a dude's asshole whenever I'm horny, but so far it's never been the case.

>the idea of working with another pussy makes me a little uneasy
So you wouldn't ever go down on a girl?
What if she wanted to go down on you?

She already said "sitting on her face". Me thinks that'd count as another girl going down on her.

in the heat of the moment, maybe i would go down on her. im a different person when im horny, if i want fucked ill usually be up to whatever the person im with wants to do.
(a good example seen earlier in the thread with the pissboyfriend)

id definitely let a girl go down on me, but with the horny-less clarity i have right now id probably be a little iffy with going down on her myself.

Anna here, a bit busy but checking in to say hello.

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Hi there Anna, how's life?

Im back....ama

*-Rich L-*

check those dubs fam

dammmmmmnnnnnnn girl

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What's the source of your reservations?
Dont like the smell/taste?
Dont like the moral implications?

hi femanons, i always read your responses and im grateful to learn more stuff from your female perpective and now i have a question for you and to be honest, i don't know how if you can actually answer and if it is the case, no problemo so, i'm an ace so, i don't see other people under sexual thoughts and i don't have any sexual desires but, im curious about how women see ace people, did women actually note the other person is ace? thanks a lot in advance

There’s this deep almost instinctive need to be filled, it’s like an ache, that’s the best way I can describe it.

Because I enjoy the banter and comradely feeling.

Annoying, but I wear skirts and dresses mostly anyway.

I don’t have one, so I wouldn’t know.

Rarely. If you don’t empty your bladder

~Anna~

im not sure, honestly! i think a part of it would have to do with the smell/taste, body hair, nothing morally i dont think.
the longer ive been thinking about this im loosening up to it. i dunno, ive never had any close experiences with girls before, ive touched myself to lesbian porn (id try scissoring in a heart beat) and id get face fucked by a cock any day, so it isnt the oral factor thats turning me off.
maybe id just need some convincing irl.

im not sure i understand the question, could you reword it? :-)

i tried to have sex with my gf but i couldn't penetrate her. it's not a problem of her vagina cause she has already fucked a guy a year ago. what can i do?

Hello. It’s going, taking things as they come so to speak. Hope all is well with you.

~Anna~

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Bald, trimmed, or let it go for a guys pubic hair?

do you have a kink?

Why are black men so successful wtih women?

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like you couldnt find her entrance, it was dry, she was too tight, it hurt her, or what? not enough info lol

On question: Where is this fucking clit thing located it?

Could you rephrase that. Or define an ace?

Take it easy. Lots of foreplay. Some people can tighten up if they arent relaxed. And even then there are ones who expereince problems. Be patient, but there could also be a medical reason. Nothing to be ashamed off

yeah, of course.
as an ace (asexual), i don't experience anything sexually related but, in my adolescence i wasn't concious or mature about me and my feelings so, i tried to get a girl as well but from my side nothing happens, only lovely things such hugging, kisses and caress so, i always tried to figure it out how those girls felted because they lose complete interest on me for being ace but i never told them im asexual.

For a guy as long as its trimmed its fine. I dont like the bald against bald feel. It kinda rubs me the wrong way. But for women i prefer bald. Or a small tidy bush.

anything but bald imo

bald feels like you're trying to look pre puberty and that's weird

yeah, look at (i made it before your answer)

Does it get awkward when you're with a guy that rejected you? A friend unknowingly rejected a girl's advances and they're very awkward now

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Do you prefer cut or uncut?

yea she was wet, everything was going fine (from masturbating her to cunnilingus), but when we tried (after 15 - 20 min) i couldn't penetrate her. we tried two positions, the missionary and the cowgirl, but nothing

i feel like i should drop my tits for getting that? what is that even called?

Ah. I see now. In that case im the wrong person to ask. To be honest i just stumbled into here from another thread trying to be helpful. But im a shit tier femanon when it comes to advice.

i think i can answer this pretty well because i am a VERY, VERY physical person (if anyone was in my « my boyfriend jerks off while im around » thread last night, hello!)
women look at sex differently than men, ive learned. speaking personally, sex and physically affection are a concrete way i feel love. being desired physically, making love, just fucking like rabbits or holding hands. all of those things are incredibly important to some women to FEEL loved and feel desire.

words of affection are wonderful! acts of service are beautiful! but nothing matches physical affection to me and a lot of other girls ive talked to about issues like these, their men not showing them the sexual attention they need.

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Still here!

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no preference over here, a cock is a cock to me. the best sex ive had was with an uncut man, not that being uncut had anything to do with it lol

That dog looks terrified of you. What have you done to her, you sick woman?

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Lol

But don't say that :( i'm pretty sure there are other aspects on your life of which you can advise as well, not everything is red or blue

Oh, is kind of smelling people under sexual side? I clearly understand the part of giving and get given the needs and never passes for my brain that fact. I wish i had realize and embraced, for my sanity, i was ace on my adolescence.

Thank you, this motivates me to get better.

So im friends with a girl and i started talking to another girl. Whenever i go to talk or hang out with the other girl the friend is upset or angry at me. she told me last night why all this is going on. She said that she is starting to or already does like me, but didn't want to say anything because it would make things confusing and because she still likes another guy too who she is kinda seeing, but he doesn't do relationships or long distance. idk how i feel about that and i guess thats why she didnt want to tell me, she wanted me to be happy with the new girl, but it made her upset thinking that i was leaving as her literal second option. I told her a decent while ago now that i had feelings for her but she didnt have any for me so i just got over how i felt so i could stay friends with her. Now with her getting upset from this she is saying she doesnt think we should be friends anymore because she is just going to upset me by her being upset.

Nice quints cunt

the majority of girls i talk to seem to be, at least somewhat, into other girls.

what do yall think? do you like other girls?
in your experience are most girls a bit bi?

She upset she might loose a beta orbiter. Become alpha and fuck the other girl. Then fuck your friend who's stringing you along when she realizes you have alpha traits.

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Mandatory "hi Vchan!"
Hi Vchan!

woah, i was in your thread last night

but yea get that dude to stop looking at porn. your relationship will be a lot better.

I mean i didnt orbit her in hopes that someday she magically loves me. She said she doesnt feel the same to me, so i moved on and kept her as a friend because that is what both me and her wanted to do. beta and a loser? sure, but i dont think im an orbiter at least i hope

Looking for female input here:

My wife and I got married in April this year. We met each other online 3 years ago (both at age 16 and we are 19 now). We established a long distance relationship shortly after first "meeting" and have never had bf/gf before this. I met her in person in 2018 (she lived over 6000 miles from me) and proposed to her officially there. Fast forward to March we meet in again in NYC and get married in April. Now with the predisposition out of the way my issue comes. My wife has absolutely zero interest in sex. I've attempted initiation numerous times and it always falls flat. After discussing the topic with her, she has told me that she has never once orgasmed or masturbated before. She was never an overtly sexual person since I've known her, however before when first meeting her I do remember her sharing some sexual fantasies with me etc. but now she possesses no such things. I think what is exacerbating the issue is that she has the implanon implant her mother got her to get before I visited her in 2018. I'm guessing this form of birth control is messing with her cycle and keeping her libido low. Any femanons have experience with this birth control method or know if it causes changes in sexual desire? And any advice on how to approach her lack of sexual desire in general is appreciated.

I'm not femanon but that girl is a little insecure with their emotions and maybe is being influencted by other people. I would say is not really a good choice to give her an opportunity. Maybe is time to get better and focus on other things.

Hi user!!!!

Sounds like vaginismus where the vaginal muscles tighten. Psyche, talk, time, patience, gentle etc.

hey! fem thats been in this thread for a while.

congrats on getting married for starters! i hope everything works out through this. many birth controls are known to lower sex drive, especially if the person has lower libido in the first place. the implant is good for about a year or two depending in what kind you get, so she may not want to get it removed and switched out just because of lower libido unless you stress that this is a serious issue.
is it? is sex something you really need to be happy in the relationship? saying yes is 100% valid, i definitely need sex in a relationship as stated in previous posts.
i would suggest simply talking to her about it. sitting down, being POSITIVE, keeping a smile and talking about how you feel and what you need, and what you think you two could do together to fix the issue.
i currently take tarena fe pills as my birth control method, my sex drive has not decreased at all. i believe IUDs also do not effect your libido negatively, but everything always depends on the person. PlannedParenthood’s website offers a good look into all birth control methods and their side effects if you want to check that out too. :-)

Based off the nipples you can tell this is a women.

You are confusing aeriolas for nipples retard, all women have larger nipples because they function as a feeding station for babies. The size of areolas have no baring on male or female.

You might be a women after all because you certainly are as stupid as a women you retarded faggot.

I pretty much want to continue with the current girl im talking to because the idea of she likes me, but wants to be with someone else is just saying im the second choice and i should wait and that's not ok if i want happiness too. I just want to keep her as my friend unless we both happen to have their things fall apart at the same time and then we start talking with each other like that. Im concerned for her because if she cant handle a friend talking to another person then she will never have any long term friends because people cant just only have 1 friend and 0 SO's

It's true that birth controls can alter sex life but if she does not have any experience on sex at all, then, how do you expect she can have sex with you?

Burn it with fire.

I'm sure if your lit a match anywhere near that make-up plastered face it would go up in smoke.

Why do ugly women think wearing that much make-up will fix their ugliness? Clearly there is a reason you are on Yea Forums. Although you probably deserve to be on /r9k/,

Like maybe in a bar, but there is a reason why most bars aren't well lit. You don't make yourself up like your going out and then take a picture with flash.

uncut by far

cut dicks feel like dildos, uncut feels like a real cock. cut dicks look gross 95% of the time, uncut looks gros 60% of the time. handjobs are easier. but my fav part is that i can tell how much more the uncut men like it, cut men seem to get no pleasure from sex

I actually look pretty great without makeup lol

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I got a question so I had sex with my girlfriend but she never gave me any pussy why? How do I get it?

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Well I guess this must be a woman too seeing as his nipples are large

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If you're delusional maybe.

You got a fucked up nose.

I literally have the cutest nose but nice try

Ups, I'm sorry, now i'm getting the whole picture. You are worried about her but she doesn't bother either if you are the first or second choice and if you put that on a scale, well, only you have to answer to that. When i was at uni there a girl whom i loved but she always keep me at the gate, i was never her boyfriend neither in the friendzone, i just exist for her. I keep that move for the whole semester and even she told me that she likes me and she just want to stay with me, clearly as water is the fact their needs is not the same as mine. O stopped seeing her and ended up all contact until a few years i received an email for her saying she miss me. So, we met and i could see i exist only for her benefit. Your sanity is very important, user.

Not the right shape.

Imagine willfully denying a fact. There are glands in the breast called mammary glands, they have vesicles that meet at the nipple to transport milk. It gives the nipple a very defined size and shape.

You are so fucking retarded.

idk id fuck you

1.
Do you feel when we cum inside you? How does this "inside" feel?
2.
Do you get horny regularly when you see some male strangers? Do you masturbate regularly?
3.
What is it that you like about the physics of men?
4.
Do you like to give head? Or is it just to please him? Swallow: yes/no? Like it: yes/no?
5.
The man has finished, but no orgasm for you. What is your general feeling about that? Regarding experiences.
Still somewhat pleased/not pleased/depends...?
5.
What is the most basic thing a man should have? When you crystallize all the millions of things women want from a man to just one simple most important thing.
6.
Would women do most likely everything as long as it overwhelms their current emotional drive? Like fetishes or being with another woman in bed, just because of curiosity one day?
7.
Do you have actual fascination for the male sex, it's a whole world you will never experience, the exact mirror of your own experiences of how the world reacts to you. How do you feel about this?
8.
What would you like to do as a man for one day? And later that day you come home and have sex with your girl, what would you like to do to her?
9.
Now lets say reincarnation is real, and you become a man: what would you like to take as a secret female wisdom with you? What would you tell yourself in the next life as a man?

Enjoy being a delusional narcissist. Your nose is fucked. So is that hairline, 5-head much?

What's the best way to remove wallpaper?

Right now I am doing a bathroom remodel and well there are 2 layers, I got the top layer but the bottom layer is that good ol made in the USA 70s shit and it's adhered very well, not even solvents seem to work.

Getting my dick sucked tonight femanons wish me luck! I haven't had a orgasm from a BJ in over 8 years! Been off Risperdal for about a couple of weeks I am hoping I won't last long anymore from a BJ girlfriend would try for 15 minutes but her jaw and neck would start getting really uncomfortable so we have to stop but hopefully not tonight!

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I'd like to convince you, then I'd like to watch.

Yea well according to this one single user I'm hideous lol

Lol you nust have some pretty low self esteem. It's ok hun I'm sure you look ok

Gotta perforate the paper first, they sell a roller tool with spikes for that. Then let a gel solvent like DIF sit on the perforated paper. Doesn't hurt to close up the doors and steam it up with hot water running too.

Good luck!!

I'll answer this but it will take a moment so brb

Well we talked about it before about someone else that liked her. There is no point in asking multiple times because if the answer is no, they will probably let you know if things change. We agreed that it would work that way. And she didnt really tell me, it was more i pulled the information from her because she was upset and i wanted to know why.

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>Lol you nust have some pretty low self esteem. It's ok hun I'm sure you look ok

If someone showed me a picture of a banana I'd call it a banana. It has nothing to do with my self esteem, presupposing it does only belies how my critique made you feel negatively.

A spade is a spade, a jacked-up nose with a 5-head is a jacked-up nose with a 5-head.

All you are showing me is that it really bothers you that I picked that out since you had to go right to my self-esteem when clearly it has nothing to do with any of it.

You don't know me, so you grasp for hairs. Doesn't make you any less ugly.

wheres the timestamp

I'm pretty sure she doesn't know too.

Lmfao if you think your one opinion bothers me you're sorely mistaken kid

I guess lots of guys like this jacked up nose and 5 head of mine lol

I dont have anything to write with nor do I have paper. You dont have to believe me. I dont really care lol

1. sadly, it usually doesnt feel like anything special. there are certain chances that i have been able to feel myself warm up, or feel him twitching enough to really notice, and god is it hot. i really really wish i could feel men cumming in my pussy as easily as i could my ass. when its anal, i can feel myself warm up inside almost everytime.
2. personally, its not regular for me. but yes, i will see a man on the street and fantasize him fucking me. i masturbate pretty regularly, i just turned 18 and bought myself a vibrator as a birthday present so i masturbate a little more now. 5+ times a week, it depends.
3. this one is tough! i hate to just chalk it up to natural attraction, but i feel like thats what it is mostly. if i had to give some examples though, i love men’s arms, hands, voices. i love when men moan, i love when men turn soft when they love me or want to fuck me. and i love when men act dominant towards me. just.... men!
4. i love to give head! i wish i was better at it, im not very good at deepthroating but i really enjoy leaning my head over the bed and letting him fuck my face while i touch myself. i get off on sucking cock, honestly. it feels like foreplay to me, gets me wet. swallow: YES! my boyfriend eats healthy if that helps, and his cum has never tasted too bad. i love looking at him while i swallow, or playing with it in my mouth. like it: yes!
5. i never really mind, i usually just ask if i can finish myself off and i cuddle up close, he whispers things to me or just fondles me a little while he comes down and i finish. there are times where ive definitely been grumpy about it though. most of the time, i get enough satisfaction with being the one to make him cum, make him make those noises, just being fucked is so great for me.
5 (again, you pit two fives lol)
a side just for me. a loving side, with the ability to talk in a sweet voice and touch me in sweet ways, put down his walls and show me his love. (cont)

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One day you beta males can get femanons to be attracted to you like they're me. Until then enjoy dreaming about girls you will never have.

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You mistaken popularity for beauty.

Women can get a man literally anytime they want. The ugliest girl you know could lay several men. Doesn't make her any less ugly.

I fail to see how this reconciles my last point.

Question for anyone but mostly femanons. How do I talk to a girl without coming off as a nice guy, an incel, or a faggot?

1. don't
2. accept that you are an incel niceguy faggot
4. go back to jacking off to hentai and enjoy your life

For you? Easy, don't.

1.
Do you feel when we cum inside you? How does this "inside" feel?

It honestly diesnt feel like anything. That's like me asking you what having a belly button feels like. It's just there because you've had it all your life. But being cummed in doesnt feel much like anything. You only can feel the slight pumping and then it ooze out
2.
Do you get horny regularly when you see some male strangers? Do you masturbate regularly?
Hahaha no not at all. It's rare for me to even see a male stranger and find him attractive
3.
What is it that you like about the physics of men?
I love long hair
4.
Do you like to give head? Or is it just to please him? Swallow: yes/no? Like it: yes/no?
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5. he man has finished, but no orgasm for you. What is your general feeling about that? Regarding experiences.
Still somewhat pleased/not pleased/depends...?
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5.
What is the most basic thing a man should have? When you crystallize all the millions of things women want from a man to just one simple most important thing.
One thing? Loyalty

6.
Would women do most likely everything as long as it overwhelms their current emotional drive? Like fetishes or being with another woman in bed, just because of curiosity one day?
I'm not really sure how to answer that
It was a bit confusing

7.
Do you have actual fascination for the male sex, it's a whole world you will never experience, the exact mirror of your own experiences of how the world reacts to you. How do you feel about this?
Uhhh

8.
What would you like to do as a man for one day? And later that day you come home and have sex with your girl, what would you like to do to her?
Just be a big dom since that's what a girl wants

9.
Now lets say reincarnation is real, and you become a man: what would you like to take as a secret female wisdom with you? What would you tell yourself in the next life as a man?
Aw well exactly as above really.

id fuck you either way tho......want more details on how?

What's so attractive about sweaty piss sticks and why would you suck em?

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Don't be a douch bag, that simple.

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Lol I mean...cmon

6. oof, this one. as much as i hate to admit it, personally this is a yes for me. i love being loved, and looking back in past relationships i found myself doing things i really didnt even like just to be desired and emotionally stimulated by the man that i loved.

7. being asked this, i suppose so! its not a curiosity im dying to experience or stay up thinking about, i would much rather wish to understand it fully than experience it personally. men confuse me. mens sexualities confuse me, the ways they a t around each other, how they separate things emotionally, how they feel. sorry for the weird answer.

8. i dont have an answer for the beginning, but i would definitely love to experience sex as a man just for one day for fun, just for curiosity’s sake. to feel what a male orgasm is like, to use my cock to pleasure a girl, to feel a blowjob. just would be fun, i guess!

9.
i would be the best boyfriend i would possibly be to a woman. the wisdom i would take would be how to treat a girl right.

lol NASA user.... sup fag

trips remind u: nuffin, there is nuffin attractive about ure moms hobbies and it having fellatio or doing the phellatio with kindergarteners, it is just life as u know it, another day at the office, or orifice, liek it is for ure mom

sperg

-*Rich L Jr the fourth*-

Do you like the music of Tom Petty?

Lmfao I'm not popular at all. Guys just think I'm hot. Pretty simple.

Kid, I've gone years and years being told how attractive I am. When one or two people disagree it doesnt really change the majority vote lol

put a shirt on dipshit...preferably one that also covers your face

Flatterd but No thanks user.

Lol "sweaty piss sticks" I think they're fun honestly

What looks like a penis if worn by a girl?
I mean it's something essentially not supposed to do so but girls wear it like an accessory or something.

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>Lmfao I'm not popular at all. Guys just think I'm hot. Pretty simple.

As I said, the ugliest girl you know could get guys. Doesn't change the fact that they are ugly.

>Kid
First off, I'm older than you. So you best reorient in your mind who this dutiful information is coming from. I've got a mortgage and a wife lady.

>I've gone years and years being told how attractive I am.

So has every women. It's pretty damn rare to hear someone call a women ugly to their face, especially in this day and age of "acceptance." Men will literally say anything they can to smash, including telling you you are the most attractive piece of ass they've ever seen.

You aren't. Not even remotely close.

>When one or two people disagree it doesnt really change the majority vote lol

It should, the few who tell you are at least being honest. News flash, most people who think you are ugly aren't going to tell you because it's not socially acceptable.

Here try this, start a new thread, post your picture with a strawpoll and be sure to tell all that white knights you aren't single or looking to fuck anyone. Have that poll on a scale from 1-10. Guaranteed you wouldn't get higher than a 6 (skewed for desperation.)

I know it's hard to reconcile the hard facts. Try alcohol, I'm sure plenty of guys have before they did the deed.

How long does foreplay and penetration tend to last? Something like 30 min foreplay and 10 penetration?

Lmfao you must be a real autist to think your one opinion is the actual fact.

Beauty is subjective faggot.
Just because you think she isnt attractive doesnt mean shes not. It just means shes not your type. Move along neckbeard

>Just because she is subjectively horrid doesn't change her objective beauty
You're a fucking idiot

i dont think its smart to put numbers on it. however it happens, happens. 30 minutes of foreplay would fucking kill me tbh, i dont last too long into it before im just begging to be fucked already.

No one asked for your opinion white-knight. Your probably the same desperate fuck who asked if she wants to know what you would do to her if you two fucked.

Wow you must live a pretty horrible life lol.
It's ok user.

I'm hot and even if by some weird way the whole world disagreed it doesnt really matter because Its what i see that matters. And i love what i see

Neither of us have experience; perhaps I think things would be different if she had a regular cycle but with her birth control her libido is lower than ever. It's not like I'm trying to go down raw dogging her cunt or some shit. I'm just trying to introduce a sexual aspect of our relationship slowly, that's all.

But she isnt horrid lol yall are trying too hard

And no one asked for yours yet here we are

I'm talking about the subjective point of view and how he Contradicts himself
Vchan is a good looking gal that I'd never be able to fuck (outta my league) but i focused on the philosophy not the beauty itself

When penetration starts does the time you last before cumming tends to be the same? or it varies?

Vaginas are gross
But less gross than poop cutters
Still gross though

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double 5 - I should have looked over it again.
These are great answers! Very interesting.
And you seem to be very likeable.
Thank you very much! :)

What? No fascination for the other sex?
That one is sad.
But thanks a lot for the answers ;)

Why should i ask women anything? They have nothing to teach me.

im glad im likable!

>Wow you must live a pretty horrible life lol.

Again, grasping at hairs. No real retort so you presuppose. I bought my own house when I was 25 which was eight years ago. I've been married for three and we're hoping to have a child soon. I'm doing pretty well for myself, thanks.

>I'm hot and even if by some weird way the whole world disagreed it doesnt really matter because Its what i see that matters. And i love what i see Hope your life gets better dear

I mean, everyone's life could get better so thanks. My life could get better, but you'll still be ugly.

>Also I seriously doubt your older than me.

Doubt all you want, I'm 33.

>Mainly because older men are more laid back. You seem very angry and hostile.

You confuse anger and hostility for boredom. I'm at work and I need something to pass the time. Calling a spade a spade is one of my favorite things to do. Usually I'd be on Yea Forums shitting that board up but this thread caught my eye. Mostly because Yea Forums used to be the place known for "tits of gtfo." You didn't comply so I had to do my duty and let you know where you stand.

If you are sensing anger or hostility it's entirely your problem, I'm just calling you ugly because you are. Would you call me angry for calling a banana yellow?

>Typical childish behavior really

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Take me up on my challenge if you think I'm just some shmuck who doesn't know what he's talking about. I've been around the block, and you aren't hot. You are barely passable.

>is sex important for you

For me it definitely is. It's a topic I have been struggling with her for a while. Whenever I bring the topic up (I make my best effort not to make it awkward and just be straightforward with it) she really just kinda closes down except on rare occasions. But for the most part, I dont think it's as important to her as for me. Then again, her libido is extra low so idk. I have considered bringing up libido boosting supplements etc. and perhaps that may change things. But, I really appreciate your input. She definitely has no interest in changing birth control methods; she no longer has her period and they used to be pretty severe so I can understand that. I guess I haven't truly expressed to her how important that is for my happiness in the relationship; otherwise, I'm extremely happy in our marriage.

Oh I see.
Yea this dude is wasting his time.
Hes trying too hard to offend her and try to make her feel shitty. Vchan is pretty impervious to this kinda stuff. her confidence level is pretty high.

I've been having a lot of sex lately, but I live with fear of her getting preg. Usualy I fuck her raw and put the condom on when I feel I'm getting close to cumming, but I don't know If that is a good idea and it's too similar to do the "pulling out". What do you think femanons?

>Doesn't deny that he asked her if she wanted to know how they'd fuck

You poor smelly incel.

Seriously, neck yourself.

its very hard. as a woman who is currently going through something similar with my partner, its hard for me to give fool proof methods of coming forward and facing this part of your relationship. talking about it with my boyfriend is complicated as well, i think he has a slight addiction to porn which is making his sex drive lower. i think it really would be best to tell her how important it is to your happiness in the marriage. ive found through talking about this sort of thing with other people that sex issues in relationships with one person who is like us is pretty vital, as much as we hate to admit it.

the idea of sex being the thing to ruin a relationship is so incredibly unfair and stupid to me, but ive come to terms with the fact that sex and physical affection are insanely important to my mentality. its my love language, simple as that! i really hope the best comes from talking to her :-)

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Passing time by calling attractive people ugly?
That's pretty pathetic. I'm sorry for your poor wife :/

I dont have to make my own thread about me. Ive had others do it before. And I've seen the responses lol

Eh let him try lol he clearly thinks he can get somewhere

its 100% like the pullout method. just get your girlfriend on birth control, there are apps you can get for cheap pill delivery or go to PlannedParenthood and get an option for free. dont keep risking that shit my man.

What about an hormonal ring?

>Passing time by calling attractive people ugly?

No. Passing the time by fucking around. Expressing my thoughts unfiltered. This particular time it was about how ugly you are but it could be anything really. I thought you seemed oblivious to the fact but now I understand its willful ignorance. I shed some light on your ugliness but you pretend it's not real. You can ignore your flaws but they are still their, now at least you are aware even if it's just your subconscious.

>That's pretty pathetic. I'm sorry for your poor wife :/

I assure you, she's very happy. We had been together for a few years before I proposed.

>I dont have to make my own thread about me. Ive had others do it before. And I've seen the responses lol

Again, you don't need to try and convince me, I won't buy it because it's not the truth. But say whatever you need to try and convince yourself.

You're wasting your time as well bud
I'm wasting it too
You're white knighting
Some are trying to fuck and never will
I already accept that that'd never happen but tbh, nothing shady but, I just don't get hard anymore and I don't get horny
You think he's trying to make her shitty but I disagree
Maybe he is just calling it The way he sees it
He doesn't think she's attractive, he calls it the way he sees it

yep, you can go in and get it at PlannedParenthood. thats a perfect and easy method

HELLOOOOOOOOOO LOVELIEEESSS!!

T HERE HIHIHI!!

Here to help out with all those niggling questions about the fairer sex.

Thanks.
But for the moment I can't think of any further interesting questions.
All the rest would be more or less pretty basic stuff.

Well for a try:
1. Give me your favourite fetish.
And while we at it: 2. If you would have to chose for your entire life only ONE sexual practice; what would it be? With the exact position.

Thanks, we actually tried a ring for a few months and it was pretty great. But what now worries me is that leaving it and using it again has more severe effects for her.

What the fuck is a vchan?

favorite fetish!
boy, do i love being worshipped. whether its just simply seeing that gratefulness on my partners face for being given the chance to fuck my body, or roleplaying a situation where i am something higher (being a goddess, a queen, a bratty princess, an angel) and being smothered in affection in more intense ways (drawn out begging, NOTHING gets me off faster than hearing a man whimper “thank you, thank you,” as he fucks me, foreplay including him changing my clothes or giving me massages, things like that)

one sexual practice the rest of my life.
oh jesus.
id throw out all that kinky shit if i had to choose one easy. passionate, hard, vulnerable real fucking out of love. loud moans, hearing i love yous, feeling him get sloppy with his thrusting because its just what he needs, feeling him desperately grabbing all over me to get as close as physically possible. thats my favorite.
position, doggy. having the ability to go into downwards doggy and standing up with us both on our knees (does that make sense?) would be a bonus, like, if i can get those subgenres along with it haha. hard choice because i love kissing, but reaching my head back is a possibility i suppose!

vchan is a mentally unstable racist bitch who thinks she's better then everyone else

I'm much nicer to speak to user speak to me :)
tchan

Finally somebody who speaks the fucking truth about people

You both sound hella gay.

All you gotta do is check the archives dude.
She ain't lying

I always speak what is true :)

lol!

t

Shes vchan. Our queen

No you don't you tranny
SMD hoe

Too bad ur not a femanon tho

Do you tend to do "more than one round" at sex? For example you cum, take a rest (whatever drink water, eat, rest or talk) and then doing it again? What is your record of orgasm a day?

Queen of the incels, that's all I needed to hear. No wonder someone so ugly is getting such fanfare. The internet really does warp ugly thots into thinking they're good looking.

LITERALLY KILL YOURSELVES YOU BIGOT CUNTS I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIBLE FIRE AND YOUR FAMILY DIS IN A HORRIBLE FIRE AND YOU ALL DIE SCREAMOING IN AGONY

i love doing rounds of sex, i sadly havent fucked like that since the beginning of my relationship im currently in. :-(

i can masturbate a few times in a row with breaks in between, usually stops being fun after 4. if i make myself cum and it isnt the greatest, usually i go again.

my record is probably around 10 back in my ethot days! id just go around in chatrooms, stay up all night cumming. cringe. back when id have skype sex with randos.

Stay butthurt you dick loving tranny faggot

Is multiorgasm a common thing in women or just a myth?

i can do it! im not sure how common it is, but when im getting fucked good i can cum a few times in quick succession.

Don't worry
I'm this user
I fuck trannies raw so I'll probably die of aids anyway

you sound like you smoke 7 packs a day but i rest my case

Shut up fag, Yea Forums is a democracy, no queen or king.

Very very interesting.
I like to get close to these deep nasty passions of a women. It's rare to get this information straight in real life, because of social connections I guess.

It's good to know there are girls outside who really enjoy these dirty things, and don't just suffer through some practices.
I don't like when women don't enjoy the dirty side of sex, or have no actual fascination for men. It's much more fun if there is actual pleasure with it from both sides.

Thanks again for those insights! :)

I too hope I will die soon, thanks for the good wishes user, cheers.

Really? how does it feel? It happened to my girlfriend once in a double session and I didn't understand it very well, she just gave me a vague number or the times she came.

it feels very very good, makes youre brain all foggy and body all numb. in my experience at least, i came the first time and he just kept fucking me, and i felt incredibly. like i was high or something, just kept moaning, i came down from that orgasm and it was like i was half way there again. i remember muttering “im already close again,” in shock, lol

i came again and it felt like white, like static. again and i felt gone in the most incredible ways. at some point you just sorta.. break off, just dive wholly into the pleasure and let it engulf you.

damn, i need fucked.

ive always been very sexually aware, i started having sexual involvements when i was around 13 or 14, and had a chance to experiment and experience all sorts of things before i finally settled down. i dont understand vanilla people. i really really dont. or people that see sex as a chore, or that dont understand it. its so vital to my lifestyle.
i love focusing on my partner, i love the male experience, i love imagining what hes feeling and what i can do to make it feel better.

you got someone who understand over here haha!

Are women worth listening to?

Indeed, I feel a connection here ;)

oh, I've not noticed, an actual voice! :D
This thing was not running. There were some update problems on my side.

Now I've heard you. And I thank you a lot for recording!

Feminists tell us women want to be empowered but in my experience girls love being humiliated. I used to treat my ex-gf like a little girl, I'd spank her bare ass and make her stand in the corner with her red ass on display. She was dripping wet by the time I summoned her to me. Why is this?

and some men would be diamonds after being spanked by a woman and made to stand in the corner and whatever else. what feminists are asking for has nothing to do with the women you fuck, or how submissive some girls might be in bed.
no correlation

The men would be the outlier. Girls like to be humiliated across the board.

yeah, i suppose thats true. that still disregards the second half of my message :-(

i agree, and im not at all denying that most women enjoy being submissive in bed. i do, but its because thats what makes me feel good sexually. i dont feel good being disrespected outside of the bedroom. again, when women ask for empowerment, the idea has nothing to do with sex. its the broader issue of sexism and whatever the fuck else.

is this good enough to get a gf
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:,( !!! yes that was so cute i melted

are you a girl

where did you pick up randoms?