How do I get my neighbors dog taken away and killed?

how do I get my neighbors dog taken away and killed?

>neighbors are fucking retards
>get the most annoying god damn dog in the world
>BUILD THE FENCE RIGHT NEXT TO THE GOD DAMN ROAD AND IN FRONT OF EVERYONES HOUSE
>let it out every single day first thing in the morning at 6 am
>starts fucking barking
>vicious cock sucker
>every time i walk past the house the fucking retard jumps out of the shadows fucking CHARGES up against the fuck jumping barking freaking the fuck out
>they leave it out all night
>barks at 4 am, 5 am, 6 am, 3 am, midnight, 10 pm, all day all night
>I WANT IT DEAD
>go for a night walk in the middle of the night
>buzz instantly killed
>retard dog charges the fence starts barking at 3 am pisses everyone off
>sits outside my house and barking for hours straight
>have not had one night in 10 years where i can sleep peacfully or take a nap or anything
>freezing cold arctic winters it sits outside for hours barking
>freezing cold nights sits outside in 30 degrees all night barking
>they do nothing

I’m autistic and anxious and it’s hard for me to call people

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>make bread dough
>use yeast
>make balls out of them
>throw over fence for dog to eat
>dogs cant digest that shit, it will turn into alcohol slowly, they will fart a lot and shit all over the place, be in pain and shit
>once there‘s alcolohol in their system they‘re as good as dead
pretty efficient. like this you can get rid of 1 street mutt for every 5 cents you spend

But what about cameras

put xylitol sugar in peanut butter and throw it to the dog the dog while lick all of it and die.

dont throw it with the jar try to be as sneaky as possible

Throw a few chocolate bars over the fence

I’ll try but I really wish I could report it

nah, you cant report shit. cops love dogs because they work with dogs all the time and because they are dogs themselves

just act as if you wanted to feed it something decent (have some meat with you) and if they check, they‘ll see the meat on the camera. if you give him even just an old shitty piece of bone, that will be enough for them to see. keep the ball of bread under the bone and noone will see, do it like a thief

this one is really good. give the fucker some chocolate and then claim you wanted to give it a doggy treat. dont forget to unwrap that shit first

No the area has a local animal control person

Stomp the dog. Dogs need to get stomped

they dont do shit if it‘s not a street mutt

Then I’ll kill it but I really hope they do

Kill yourself OP, that will fix things forever for you.

Sounds like you need to grow some skin. Seriously, intimated by a mutt? Pretty pathetic, OP.

oh and these people are fucking retards. every time I go by their house they just sit in chairs facing their window and they literally just sit in front of their tv 12 hours a day fuck I hate old redneck people

In a similar situation now, working nights so as you can imagine someone leaving their dog out all day while they're at work to bark and scratch the fence is far too annoying, moved to the front room of my house and it reverberates in the street so I can still hear it. Call local authorities (town council) was told to record it and send it in to them.

It's a small yorkshire terrier or scotty dog not sure, but it's bark is like a yelp so it goes straight through you. Had it in the scope of my .22 last week but I just couldn't do that to a dog.

Lol did they actually come and help? I have videos of this shit barking at 4 am

>get a can of raid
>wait for the bastard to run up and bark at you
>spray it in its mouth
Doesn't take much to kill it

Post em

They're coming out on the August 6th to review the situation. The lady who I spoke to at the Townhall said I wasn't the only one who had reported it.I asked what the course of action would be if it was deemed a problem and she said it'd be a written warning, then a fine and a mark on the tenancy, if it continues further the dog will be removed from the situation and taken to a local rescue. My local council are horrendous so I have no faith but the woman seemed to get the idea it was a problem and it was having a negative effect on the neighbourhood, which is usually quiet and peaceful.

Yeah that’s the same rules as here. Can you report it anonymously?

Yeah you can but it has less power, if you know what I mean?

yeah I do but I hate snitching and shit this is already bad enough. I just hope if I keep complaining they'll do something because holy fuck it never stops