Be Me

>Be Me
>Uber Driver
>Pick up group of drunks milfs at the bar
>One is my old school friends mother
>She jumps in front passenger seat beside me
>They all extremely drunk and horny
>Talking about hot guys back at the bar that they would fuck if they were single
>Start flirting with me then
>Start to get hard
>Pray they don’t notice as I’m only in short
>One by One I drop the ladies off
>Each one describes what they gonna do to there husband once they get home
>Eventually it’s only me and my friends mum
>She gets really flirty with me now
>Starts touching my leg
>Comments how I must have enjoyed all the attention from her girlfriends
>Her hand moves up my thigh towards my now visible hardon
>I can help you out with that if you want? She asks
>I shyly nodded and agree
>She quickly pulls my cock out and starts jerking me as I drive
>Then unhooks her seat belt and leans over to take my dick in her mouth
>So fucking good
>Pull car over
>And she really starts going to town on my dick
>Grab my phone as I need to record this moment for future fap material
>She doesn’t mind
>Tells me to take control
>Grab her head and start face fucking her
>She gags and chokes on my cock
>Dosnt take long before I start to cum in her mouth
>Didn’t warn her as it came to quick
>She wasn’t happy and pulled away
>Still jerked me finish
>Jokes about how is she going to explain the smell of cum on her breath to her husband
>Asks me to show her the video I took
>Really turns her on
>Send her a copy as she wants girlfriend to see
Fuck me, who knew suburban mums were horny as fuck?
Trips gets the video

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Roll

Gimme

Gibs vid

Roll

Fuck it let's roll

Rolling rolling rolling

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roll

rolll

>if trips post to Facebook

Fuck dude

Happen?

Off by one

.

roooooll

Roll

rollerino

Rolling to so your old school friend can find out this mom's a whore. And also her husband. Tis the season for divorce

rolling

reroll

Why not rollin

roll

Rolling for obvious larp. But what the hell?

Rawllllll

666

rolling

Roll mother fucker rollllllllll

gib me Video

Lame, should have raped her for being a whore.

reeeeeeerooollllll

This isn't real, is it? Also. Roll

Rollolol

Rrrrrooooolllll

keep rollin

Yall motherfuckers need to learn how to trips

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REROLL

Fuck it why not

Rolling

roll

Fucking bullshit

666 please

Once more

rolling

Another miss, fuck guys we can do this

Rolls

rolling for dat vid

Come on

where are my Trips?

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lesgetit

Roll

Roll

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Re-rolllllll

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Ree-roll

That’s quads level roll

Rollings

777 come on

Rolling

Rolling rolling rolling

Rolling

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Obvious baitbut let's roll

Fuck it pt 2. Electric boogaloo

didnt happen

want it bad

Trips!!

I'll get 777

Bait

Rolling

roooooollll

Rollio

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Fugg

Ftw .. roll

for fuck sake

rick roll

Roll

Rollup 51

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Never know right? Rolling.

Rolling

I'll get the vid

Where it at?

Roll for milfs

Invoking the power of Boxy to remove the curse of the thread with no trips!

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Aaaah .. come on ffs

Give us the video you fucking asshole
Roll

Roooorls

no dude

Hero's roll

Show me the money

rollsing

Roll

If I get trips, delete the video

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Rooollll

Hero so close.

rooooooll

Roll

rool

The 9s will get it I believe

Just give us the fucking video

Check'em

999
Roll

Are these trips okay?

roollll

000 let's go

Woop roll. Delete that video if I get trips

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Gotta roll I guess

win

roll

999 get

Roll for triple 9's

Let's go rolling.

I heard you like 999?

need spank bank

Gets dubs gets vids... Roll!

No trips? Shit

rolll

FUCCK!

Roll

Fuck

Tideous ...

Come on.

Mas roll

111

Let's get to rolling.

plz

roll

Wish me luck

111

Guess I'll settle for 111 then right?

Trips get

Bump

Get

Roll

FFS

this shit takes too long

111
Get

rollll

F u OP just post it

Rrroll

The fucking trips.

rollin

so close

Fake and gay

This thread is cursed

222

Easy

Trips

And go against the laws of Trips! I would never

This is fucking disgusting.
Why the fucking trips?

send it faggot

op fag

Roll

got em

Need milf getting trips

If 222 get post video AND her personal details.

Check em

Reroll

let me help you

Trips

Now wait for 222

22222222

Roll

Rolling trips

Fuck you, faggot.
Post it already

So fake, so ghey .. roll

Damn

Holy fuck

Come on ffs

I

God please let OP deliver

Faggots

Roll again

This shit no even a joke any more

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ROOLS

Trip

rollin rollin

Please god

Rack'n'Roll

r0000ll

three

This

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Send the vid, fag.

333

333 incoming

333 get faggots

333

tree

>Check em
So close

look at those trips.

I got this

i got it

YES

Get em

WINRAR POST VID

Got em!!

LETS FUCKIN GOOOO

Checkem

HERE WE GO

Hallelujah

Post faggot

TRIPS BABY

FUCK YES

WINRAR!!

Better be true

Roll

Win trips

For justice

it is done

Time to cough up that video.

trips here... post OP

Post, fag

!!!!!WINNER WINNER!!!!!!

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Law of averages says we can get the 444 captain

easy, this is how it done.

OP delivered!

OP Delivered. Nice change. Story checks out too.

woaaaaah

Nice

Holy fuck

Now the hunt for who she is so the real fun can begin

Let it be known on this day op was not a foggot

rolll

Bro......
Op deliver

noice

Damn

It's nice when an OP makes a promise, anons fill out the paperwork, and OP delivers on OC. All this does though is 1) get me horny and 2) confirm that all women are fucking trash and will fuck you over at the drop of a hat.

Damn, we deserve something for this

Quads deserve moneyshot

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Where were you 10 mins ago

Just post it you lying faggot.

I told you captian

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OP, you got the moneyshot ??

roll! deff wanna see this haha

...

you are top tier retard and obvious Yea Forums noob.

If trips, dump on Pornhub

Nice

If dubs your parents die in their sleep tonight

Very nice

On this blessed day, a bunch of internet strangers were brought together by the power of milfs.

Good post op.

Op delivered

Commit An hero newfriend.

Niiice .. got any more/other of your adventures being Uber driver ?

Nope all boring PG stuff

Well, you delivered .. twice ! Not common these days. Thanks for not being a faggot - may you pick up many a horny suburban mom more

How big is the city you live in?

big cummies

I'm not OP, but a small shithole town in a small shithole country up north. With a bit of elbow grease and a bit of luck, I'll be permanently out of here in three years or so

Town of about 30k

You sir are a gentleman and a saint. Thank you for rewarding my quads. You made my work day alittle more tolerable

Gimme trips

Late fag is late

Quads like that can’t go unrewarding

6's? All of them. Every 6.

Fail

Roll

Roll for fun

Retards

Mr.Crowley

a real woman would be able to recognize the sudden tensing of your dingus in her mouth and change in demeanor as a sure sign that it's time for her feeding. congrats OP you bagged yourself an inexperienced whore

She was very drunk to be fair

As someone who's sucked many a dick, different cocks behave differently.

as someone who has many a dick, can confirm.

Rolllllllll

Any pics of this Milf?

fake af

Roooolllll

Roll

Boob pls

roll

Three 3s, four 4s, two videos. What a great thread

Look retards

Gib

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Im on iphone please someone make it into a gif for us phone fags

That's what you get for being a fag who buys apple products

VLC player app

DOwload vlc app you newfag

rollin like Limp Bizkit

Why these dumbasses still rolling

Because not everyone reads the entire fucking thread, cock sucker.

OP delivered. It was a good day.

ROLL

I honestly thought he was bullshitting but there it is!

Fucking this

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Post a pic of her