Late night femanon Q&A thread!

How big do you femanons think my dick is?

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Does a man need to be able to dance to impress you? I hate dancing in front of people. Even really simple stuff, like slow dancing.

Great idea, just forgot the part about her the are no femanons.

Because they're on a fucking dating site....enough said.

Sorry I strongly dont approve of people who decide to take the "dating site" route.

Clearly if she cant get a man in real life it's because she lacks 0 personality so she has to resort to internet dating sites.

I'm rolling my eyes hard user.

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Does socket size matter when changing wheels on a car.. yes, but the other way around: to small won’t fit, to big busts the nut... kek

How do you finger a girl the right way? What am I supposed to rub or find? Do I say anything? Look at her?

What would you recommend?

Correct sized: good screw..

This is just my own opinion but I think if a dude knows how to dance too well then hes gay as fuck.

Slow dancing is weird so I feel just as awkward doing it so you're not alone.

There are plenty. You must be new here. Welcome.

vagina?

How often do femanons rub one out in secrecy? Given they have a partner they live together with and have regular sex with.

Do you all really experiment with a friend? And if so, what kind of things do you do? What is too much?

I just want to know if it's as common as it is portrayed in TV/films or if it's a rare occurance?

Is it hot when a guy compares your twat flaps to a predators face? My gf didn’t speak to me for almost a week cos of it.

nigga show ur anus

Last question, is it true that if the girl's underwear matches is because she was looking forward to having sex? I don't know if you understand what I mean.

I’ve got a whole box of em at home you can have! Mine just keeps growing back for some reason.

I bet it happens at the shower.

show ur asshole nigga

Why is it women are universally known for being unfunny and somewhat braindead but they still have high standards even when fuck ugly?

youtube.com/watch?v=MHBGLt_2ri4

What about this pussy slayer?

There are none. Just fags pretending.

Well you can return in. It isnt what I'm seeking.

I turned into a complete autist when I get fingered. I cant look at him and I dont want him to look at me. It's just some weird sensory overload that I cant handle.

And there is no real special way to finger a girl. Keep your nails short and clean I suppose.
I gotta be honest. Fingering for me is more of a mental turn on than a physical

are you attracted to 13 year old boys?

can you imagine the smellz?

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Why do girls have buttholes?

Op is a 13 year old boy and yes

>This is just my own opinion but I think if a dude knows how to dance too well then hes gay as fuck.

I'll have you know that Patrick Swayze was not gay and he was really good at dancing.

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Patrick Swayze couldn't even fuck his girl properly on account of being a ghost. Had to hire whoopi to give her the lesbian love knuckle

Yep

I never really rub one out if my fiance is here. I'd just rather go to him for that.

Experiment with a friend? Like lezbo shit? Literally never.

Lmfao

No thank you.

I totally get it. I. Go. A say this really depends on the girl. Some just feel "right" when everything matches but I can tell you from my own POV if my undies and bra are matching (and the undies are actually cute) then yea I'm probably expecting someone to see them.
Because normally I just throw on whatever i grab and that's mainly granny panties lol

Awww man I could give you a detailed answer but I'd need to vocaroo that and I cant right now! If you're around in the morning (notnsure what timezone you're in bit it's almost 2 am for me) id gladly answer that question!
I can give you a short answer for now and tell you "pain is comedy"
Women dont experience pain like men do.
Women are taught to Express their feelings and pains. Men are taught to bottle it up. Because of that men are able to turn all that bottled pain into comedic gold

Uh no user

>Late night femanon Q&A thread!
>15 posters
>not one female
The funniest is the faggot male answering questions, as though anyone gives a fuck what he thinks

To shit

Lol never have been

Nope I'm a 29 year old women

LOL

Y NO VOCAROO? FAKE AND BIG GHEY

>Uh no user
You are the one attention-seeker who always infests these threads

vocaroo.com/i/s067a88TKpzE

What a foolish boy

Would you eat a guy's ass?

>proven ourselves

THEN POST VAGOO, YOU TRANNY

Why does OP wipe from back to front?

Sounds like a trap who ran out of hormone treatment.

What's the best orgasm you've ever had? (What did the guy do?)

Also, how should I approach a girl who I am dating with the topic that I have a small penis?

Well I went to the bathroom to take a piss so I recorded this
But as I mentioned. It is late so i cant really vocaroo and disturb others.

Nope theres anna, lesanon, H, pumpkin...trying to think of a couple others but the names are escaping me at the moment

admit you love nigga dick m'lady

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>Been here for years.
>Suggests people just believe anything they read with no proof.

Fuck off

Hope all is well, V. ^^

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Lmfao no thanks. Even if in some alternate reality I did theres surgery now so technically the only way to prove is to post my chromosomes....which I dont know how

? I dont?
I'd never do such a thing lol

Nope just a normal girl. You must not listen to girls much outside of that hentai you watch huh?

EYYAAA YAMETE YOOOOO!!!

It was really the guy doing much. I can only orgasm if I'm riding him on top.
But it's always good when he pushes his pelvis up a bit so I can grind my clit against him better.

How small are you talking? I'm sure you're dick isnt even small. You guys worry too much

That's gross

Read? Use you're ears user dear

ITS THE BOWIE user!!!!
Hi how are you???
I'm doing pretty good. Working extra days so I'm getting excited for my paycheck lol

one inch pecker?

Ok 1 inch would be a problem because it physically couldnt go inside really

Asshole, you spent an hour telling people they should just believe you because you say so. The provide a voice that any faggot can make with app and act like it's the gold fucking standard of proof. It's not, you know what is, you cant meet that standard, so you pull this bullshit instead.

???? You must be so fucking new....

How embarassing

3 inch pecker?

That voice does sound familiar. I'm pretty sure you and I talked about you wanting to do voice acting one time.

>concerned citizen

The anus in that diagram... how fucking small would those shits be?

Yep! That's me! It was more of a passing interest. I've had people tell me I'd be pretty good at it. But I've looked into it and it seems hard to get into that bussiness.

Been thinking of a podcast though

The only newfags here are the one or two buying your bullshit. You're just a second rate trap, unpassable so you come here for your attention. How pathetic does it make you to need attention from the losers on here?

What kind of a woman posts on Yea Forums without showing anything worth seeing? I mean it's established that OP wipes back to front but we still wanna see the smears.

>not knowing that the anus expands when shit comes out

user....

>podcast

What topic? I would totally be a shitlord guest on your podcast.

It's about 4.2 inches. It's pretty small. Someone told me that if I lose weight I could maybe gain an extra inch. If I was 5 I would be fine, but 4.2 is not enough imo.

Why do women like to be treated like shit? Why do you want to date the asshole type?

Not saying it's wrong, I just want to know the reasoning behind it.

? Lol you sound like those 13 year old boys who try to insult but try too hard that its just cringey.

It's not my fault you're new here.

I've posted plenty of pics and timestamps. You can just type in "vchan" and you'll get plenty of pics.
Seriously next time maybe lurk more

>the anus expands

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He got more pussy then you will ever get.

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How often do you practise stretching your hole in preparation for baby time . fist anyone?

Is 3.8 inch dick with average thickness (toilet paper roll is snug fit) enough for sex? I’m very insecure about it

post pics of ur chode

females breathing get ragged , toes start twitching , moaning , when the legs start moving then the stomach muscles start spasming ,,,, job done ..

Dude why do u want a picture of my dick

Honestly no topics in particular. Just kinda whatever comes to mind. This wouldnt just be a podcast with just me. I cant stand podcast with just 1 person talking.

It would always be me and someone else. Either my fiancee or some friends and we would just drink and talk about random stuff that we can think of. More than likely taboo topics. But I want it to be a very laid back kinda vibe

Hunny I had an asain who was 4 inches and he was one of the best I had.
Own your dick. Dont let it own you.

I could go more in depth but again I'd rather vocaroo that answer and I can do so right now.

Haha I'd never put a fist in there. And I dont really do any extreme stretching like that.
When baby time comes I'm just gonna pray for the best

my face right in there

It's how you use it user. I cant judge based off of size. Any cunts that do dont know good sex if it hit them in the face

Eh pretty much. I just put a pillow over my face

dreadlock pube tribbing

I don't like it but don't hate it either. Cut, that I don't like at all. Foreskin makes blowing more fun and easier.

Have never used one so can't really answer. If its the lack of effort you are talking about, then most likely it's because most know they can just spread their legs and depending on the looks get "anyone". My closest friends would like to know "What is wrong with guys trying too hard?". I'm glad I was safely in a relationship before Tinder got big.

Does it affect how it feels and pleasure it can provide? Yes.
Does it matter when the only reason you are "together" is to have sex? Yes!
Does it matter when you are actually looking for serious relationship? No.

No, but showing confidence is a huge plus if you are trying to impress a girl..

My answer would be about the same as you already got. Cut nails 1-2 days before going down there or file them. Damn these things are difficult to explain.. Dont go from slow to super fast. Dont try to surprise by adding more fingers.. Get them lubed before sticking them in, be it spit, "juice" or just lube. Just dont stick them raw. I prefer that "come here" movement that is supposed to hit the G-spot. But the other hand should not be relaxing. It should caress elsewhere.

Never had one. Closest I've been has been with a hitachi-like wand and brutal finger fucking. Alone I can't get even that close, need to have the partner to do all that.

The other question I can't really help you with. It depends on your age, sexual history/experience of both, how open are you about sex etc. Probably best left for her to discover. The talk can come later. I don't see anything for you to gain by discussing it beforehand. If it is going to be a big deal for her then it is no matter what you say or do. Best you can do is to make sure she is "enjoying" before revealing the pen. That can soften the initial shock if it really is THAT small.

those little berry pellet ones like sheep

>never had an orgasm

Fuck me, that must be rough.

I knew a girl who could literally sit on anything in her house, and grind just right and get herself off in under a minute. She should write a book or something...

OP enjoys getting fart bubbles trapped up her minge.

>I've posted plenty of pics and timestamps.
Attention-seeking to the max, eh? How sad and empty your life must be that you need to validate yourself like this.

Well shit, invite random Yea Forumstards to guest. I'd be all over that! I've thought about making one too, and I'm for sure inviting random Yea Forumstards on if I do.

But you'd probably get more responses, being a grill and all.

should I jack off?

They feel funny honestly

Nah I have a pretty fulfilled life. I've posted here for years and this thread is simply to help others.

Though your life must be pretty empty to be so negative online about such trivial things. Hope it gets better user!

Thanks for fixing

Sincerely,
>concerned citizen

Haha nah if it was a podcast I dint think I'd involve Yea Forums much in it.
I like to think that Yea Forums is a different entity of me. Granted I dont act like a different person here and in real life I just got used to keeping the whole Yea Forums life my own personal thing so I don't know if I'll talk about it heavily. I mean if it comes up in convo then sure but I'd rather keep it pretty normal lol.
And I'm all about physical guests. Because I'd want this podcast to be more than audio. I'd want visual too. Like a YMH set up ya know?

Eh if you want to then just do it man.

>Nah I have a pretty fulfilled life
>Never had an orgasm
Right....right. Completely normal...not dysfunctional in the least. Just here to help others....right. You keep telling yourself that, sweetie

>Though your life must be pretty empty to be so negative online about such trivial things. Hope it gets better user!
My life is far, far better than yours. Just think about it.

Fat people can't cum. OP fat.

I think you're getting anons mixed up. I never said I didnt have an orgasm lol.

You know there are other femanons who answer here.

Me and you are both here user. Literally the pot calling the kettle black lol

Well I'm not fat
And I have orgasms pretty easily

>Me and you are both here user. Literally the pot calling the kettle black lol
Best you got?

>You know there are other femanons who answer here.
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*breathe*
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Nah. You're fat. That's the default female here until proven otherwise.

I mean in wasnt really trying to throw my best jab there. I'm just stating the obvious.
So defensive....

You seem to be unwell

Well I'm not about to hop outta bed just to post a picture so you're just gonna have to deal with an old one

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I do it prob once a month. And it's not really in secret.. He just isn't around. Can't speak for others.

Never have I ever. Except I have done that cliche of "two girls making out when guys watch".. Turned into a group sex. But "practice" with someone? Never heard of anyone doing that in real life but that sure does happen. My boyfriend masturbated with his friend when they were 11.. Don't think its a sex thing.

Depends. None of my bra's and panties match, but when I was thinking about getting some I did put more effort into my looks, underwear included. If I am going to a pub I will have cash in my wallet, but that doesn't mean every time I have cash in my wallet I'm heading to a pub.

Being unfunny? Well, that depends. They might be unfunny to you because you dont know them that well. A lot of comedy is based on shared knowledge/experiences. If you are talking about female comedians, that I cannot answer. I've always wondered the same thing.

Braindead? Please.

High standards? If your experience with women is limited to what (mostly american) media shows you and what you experienced in school.. Then I understand where you are coming from. But please don't imply men don't "hold high standards even when fuck ugly". Just look around this board.

More than I am attracted to 70-year old men.

The better to shit you with, my dear.

Would eat more often if he didn't get so embarrassed every time

Assuming OP is a she.. Nope, she wouldn't. I mean, sometimes being extra careful.. But I prefer "hand shower" / bidet.

Male and female anus usually look a little different actually. So if you are used to only seeing male anus then I understand why you would be weirded out by that picture.

What kind of man posts on Yea Forums without writing anything worth reading? I mean it's established that user doesn't wipe but we still wanna see the three seashells.

I can't date girls that are this skinny. Even if I wasn't fat I am still a big body build I'd crush a girl like this lmao.

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Lmfao I'm far from skinny really but if ya say so

Why do men like to be treated like shit? Why do you want to date the self-centered money hungry bimbo type?

Not saying it's wrong, I just want to know the reasoning behind it.

Not everyone sees the world as you see. Different people have different values. As to why some people go from abusive relationship to another? I ain't qualified to answer that. But I can tell you it's not just women who are abused/taken advantage of.

Exactly the same answer as you already got. Have tried fisting tho, feels good.. Just too tight to actually get it in. But the pressure feels nice.

The vaginal intercourse prob isn't the most pleasuring experience.. But most of that is "mental pleasure" to me anyway. Need to hit that clit for pure physical pleasure. 3.8 inches total? As in properly measured from bone? If its 3.8 inchess and there is 1 inch behind all the fat, then that dick is average and you need to get fit. If that is the true usable length, then it still wouldn't be a problem. But you wouldn't impress anyone with it, ofc. Dick is very rarely the sole reason someone wouldn't date you / like you.

Please do.

As you were told, you got people mixed up. I am the one who has never had an orgasm. At this point I have given up. There is a possibility of using electric stimulation but if that is what it takes to get an orgasm I think I'm better off without ever getting one. Certain drugs could help too.

That's because you're a girl and girls have a self confidence problem with thinking they aren't beautiful or they're too fat.

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I'm 160 pounds.
And hey I never said I wasnt cute! I'm cute as fuck but I'm not in denial of what the scale says lol

Post tits you annoying whore

Nah

>has never had an orgasm.

Yeah I highly doubt there is a problem with you not being able to have a orgasm. I think who ever your partner is just shit at doing it or you're not really into that person like you think you're. But there is a high possibility you might be on medication that is preventing you from having one. My girlfriend gave me a BJ for 15 minutes and she finally had to give up because I couldn't have a orgasm.
Before I was on the one pill I never had a problem having a orgasm from a BJ.
And she does an amazing job.
But when your girlfriend's jaw and neck is getting uncomfortable then you both aren't enjoying it.

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Just how a sex session goes? Do you foreplay for 45 min, then there is 5 minutes of penetration and then you cum or what? How much does everything last? I'm lost femanons.

You can theorize and speculate how much you want but its only going to get us so far. I've had sex with multiple partners, so maybe its that. Maybe I can't get an orgasm because I was such a slut and now I am cursed. Or maybe its because my husband inadequate in bed and I should dump him. Or maybe I am so dumb I don't know how to handle myself and need a proper bull to show me the way.

Or I dunno. Maybe its the medication I'm not currently on. Maybe its the cough syrup.

Not to sound offended. Every time it comes up the reaction is the same and hearing the same arguments over and over again gets funny. Sadly I am not a funny person and thus cant properly make fun or you.

Shortest session has been less than 30s, longest has been 3 hours (on/off.. not straight). Communicate with your partner. Once they seem bored you know you should have stopped a while ago! There is no definite answer here. As said, I haven't gotten an orgasm so I cannot really speak how its for others. To me the sex has always ended when the man cums inside me. Then, depending, either some after-sex talk / kissing or just straight to clean up time.

Ideally with a one night stand? Can't even say that.. But I dont think sex needs to last longer than 20min total. 5-10min of penetration is totally sufficient for me, with 5-10min of foreplay. Sometimes 10min total is just the right amount..

Talk with your partner or try to read them. When you are fingering/licking them are they trying to pull you closer to their face? If I did that, that would mean fuck me already. But someone else prob just to kiss for a while.. Its okay to talk during sex as long as its relevant to said activity. You will never get better without asking. I believe both men and women fake while having sex we all want the other to feel good. If what you are doing isn't exactly my cup of tea but you are into it, I'd prob play along and pretend im enjoying myself more than I am. But I believe the same thing

>But I believe the same thing
happens when the penis accidentally hits my teeth when giving a blowjob. "According to sources" that can hurt a fuck ton but making a big deal about it at that point is a sure way to ruin sex. Same if the man is pounding too hard too deep and hits cervix.. If its not a direct hit I will let it slide and try to communicate with the partner without letting them know that actually, that hurts a fuck ton. Unless they hit it directly. Then I make sure they get the memo.

>she lacks 0 personality
so... she has way too much?

How long does it take to reach the female orgasm?

Go back to Tumblr you whore

How long does it take for man to ejaculate?

A tear of petrol is in your eye, The hand brake, Penetrates your thigh.

Very disappointing there is only one femanon in this thread I was hoping to see how many of them could take a guess at how big my dick is ;/

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After getting it erect, and fucking raw, just seconds

Then, the answer for women would be.

After being sufficiently horny and receiving enough physical stimulation, just seconds

Takes my girlfriend like 30 seconds to have an orgasm with my just finger banging her twice she squirted and stained my sheets. I gotta sleep in that till morning she at least gets to go home to her clean bed lmaooooo.

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