Greentext the hottest fuck you've ever had

>was cash

fukken NICE user. it's always when you completely strike out and give up that such stories happen. thanks for writing that up, good shit.

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>she's laying curled up spooning me
>sober and no longer horny I immediately begin to worry she stole money since I passed out
>check wallet I left out (forgot to put in safe)
>all money accounted for
phew.gif
>start to worry about possible STI
>little cutie wakes up
>greets me with round 4 BJ
>takes forever to come, but only dust comes out
>she cleans up in the bathroom
>I get her the cash we negotiated on
>she comes out changed, I go to hand her the money, she declines
>she said I was her BD present

I went back to rack out when she left. When I woke up again I was kicking myself in the ass for not getting her contact info. I looked for hercagain over the next few days, but could never find her

disgusting. kys.

>meet literally the hottest girl I've ever seen on okc
>after three dates finally I'm finally tearing her bra off in my bedroom
>nut in her pussy twice and fall hopelessly in love
>dumps me for no reason six months later
>have nervous breakdown and lose ability to have relationships with women

Pic related is a close lookalike. Her tits were insane. When she jumped on my dick I just put one in my mouth and held on for dear life.

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you have a serious mental illness

I'd come in her after just putting in the tip

Baby?

LOL for fucking someone? Grow up dude. Ain't nothing wrong with two people mutually getting off. Oh wait it's the trans thing buggin you? kek

Three pregnancies, two babies. I just couldn't stop, she was soooo fucking tight and hot. The consequences are pretty horrible though. Kids are annoying and expensive.

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Luckily she was type of chick that orgasms really fast so she usually came before I did. She was a succubus dude she would hop and ride and I would just cum and cum and cum with no control over it.

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Well let's see the money shot then. That pussy must be damn nice. I've been there. Had a kid with a chick because fuck it was just so damn good. She turned out to be a slut tho.

>be me
>meet girl from tinder yesterday
>applebees happy hour to break the ice
>what next user?
>my friend is going downtown, his girl is a bartender, let's go get drunk with them
>okay user
>arrive downtown
>proceed to take multiple shots, slam beers and cocktails
>bar has arcade games
>we playing street fighter 2 and mortal kombat 3
>call friend for a ride back to my house
>convince tinder girl not to drive and that she can sleep on my couch
>award her sweatpants instead of sleeping in jeans
>decide to watch Austin Powers and pour some Jameson
>sit next to each other and chat and laugh
>slide over to bigger couch and invite her to lay with me
>snuggle commencicon
>she starts talking about how good her ass looks in the sweatpants
>you'reright.png
>"What do you want me to do to keep these sweatpants user?"
>"Blow me, obviously"
>denied
>"I'm not putting a strangers dick in my mouth"
>Guess we're having sex then dummy
>"Bend me over the coffee table and fuck me user"
>Oh fuck it's really going down
>Proceed to bend her over, pull her sweatpants down
>Fuck need a condom
>Grab condom
>"I'm allergic to latex user just fuck me"
>youdontgottatellmetwice
>proceed to go ham on her so hard I have rugburns on my knees now
>As I'm plowing this bitch, I grab my Jameson and begin sipping that shit
>Proceed to spill Jameson all over her vagina and my dick
>"omg wtf you're drinking while you fuck me!? that fucking burns ugh"
>top kek
>a date you'll never forget bitch
>mfw I rawdogged and came in a girl on the first date while sippin Jameson on ice for a pair of sweatpants that she didn't even take home with her
>mfw we're probably gonna keep dating as we're texting nonstop

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>working in a bakery
>shagged the supervisor in an oven.shagged
>hot as fuck.

yeah she went on to become a really disgusting slut, luckily I nailed her before the worst of that started. she did porn, had an abortion, awful shit. pic related is my nut dripping out after makeup sex.

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>not forcing her to eat a cum bagel after
You fucked up son.

>working in concentration camp
>shags (((jewess))) in oven
>literally hot as fuck

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why would you even get the oven involved lmao?? there wasn't a wall you could lean her against or a counter you could sit her on?

Holocaust denier

lrn2read - *in* oven

>bored on a Sunday afternoon
>text female friend w/ benefits (19yo huge tits, quite hot) I haven't seen in quite awhile
>she's in town, also bored but hanging with her friend (18yo slim, small tits but super hot and the cutest girl I've ever seen)
>tell her if she'd mind me coming over
>she's okay with that, sends picture showing them with almost no clothes on (it's hot a.f. - temperatures as well as the picture)
>text her that I'm horny, get an immediate answer from her, telling me that I should better hurry then
>fast forward 40 minutes
>the 3 of us are making out on her bed
>hands and tongues everywhere
>both taking turns giving me head
>after a while 19yo asks me where I want to cum
>18yo says tits, I ask about blowing my load over their faces
>they agree
>me standing beside the bed, they go down on their knees, kissing each other
>jerking my meat, they occasionally look up to me
>can't hold it any longer and cum in both of their faces

So far the most amazing experience I've ever had.

fuck yea. did you get to actually fuck them too?

I fucked this model before she got famous.
Doutzen kroes is her name

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Cool story bro

everything about this is nguyen. well done user

>meet on pof
>finally drive to her house
>holy shit she's real and she actually is this hot
>fuck #1 barely manage to pull out and blast down her throat
>fuck #2 juuuust barely pull out again, try to nut on her ass but get some on her skirt and in her fucking hair lol
>take her to dinner with her cum splattered skirt and and hair
>at it again after dinner and she says "cum inside me!"
>plan B pill and breakfast cost me 80 god damn dollars
I miss her.

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Only went down on the 18yo and fucked the 19yo from behind while she ate 18yo pussy.

bahahah nice. long as your dick hasn't started itching, keep doing it man.

Thank you user. I've been on cloud 9 all day today after last night I'll tell you hwat

She seems really into me. Hard to tell with these tinder girls...she's been saying all day "I don't usually fuck on the first date" Like bitch...I hear that after every girl I fuck on the first date lmao oh and she said she had UTI contraception so I didn't mind unloading the extended clip at all. 10/10 would do it again

Pic related, her ass. mmmmmm

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you lucky motherfucker, holy fuckin shit. she really let you blast in her cunt just like that? jesus. and yeah every girl says that lol. got one of her tits?

That's a damn fantasy right there user. Am jealous. I got invited to a 3 some once with some girls about that age but one of them bitched out so I just fucked the one chick. That one chick though was pent up sexual tension from years of knowing each other so it was amazing sex nonetheless

Is that pic her? Got damn if so, nicely done user

Unfortunately no, I had to battle today to get that ass pic. She has like a b cup she is ashamed of her tits. I like 'em small though I don't enjoy big sloppy boobs with weird nips

Yup. So is this. The next morning she was she went down to the basement to do laundry and I followed her. Creampied her sitting on the washing machine. GOD i wish I could have her one more time.

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And yeah straight up she said just cum in me user I have an implant that blocks pregnancy.... it was hot as fuck, I turned her around after doggystyle and grabbed her head with both hands, and slammed my dick in her as far as I could and I was vibrating like a sex toy shooting that load

Get everything you possibly can dude, you'll be glad you did. Make sure you fuck her ass too, that shit looks tight af.

>be me 10ish years ago
>16yr old me has a girl I've never met but online come over
>remember her putting her arms around my neck on car ride home
>legitcantbreathefeelsogood.jpg
>we arrive at my place, I start a fire and we sit cuddling/making out by it all night
>finally, we go inside
>I fold out sofa into bed
>put on a horror movie, resident evil (the one that takes post in a deserted world)
>she starts playing with me dick
>feelsgoodman
>tell her to get on top, she does.
>we fuck for 2 hours straight taking turns
>no one cums, we eventually stop because it's hurting her
>doesntmatterhadsex

That's how I lost my virginity at 16 Yea Forumsros, and when I think back on it.. Best night of my life.

She eventually broke my heart though.. First time when i was 17, second time when I was 24ish.

fuck user that's awesome. It's moments like these we just have to cherish and hold onto

I'll get them. She didn't have any nail polish on yesterday, all the sudden she's got blue nails when I ask for a pic and she says "Just my ass though no face" ... I"m not the first one to see that I know that already. But she's fucking hot

double nice. although I will warn you my man, that is how accidents and "accidents" happen. lots of girls trying for a baby on the down low lie about birth control. as you can probably tell I'm speaking from experience. but some girls are so hot it's damn near impossible not to blow a fat nut up her clam.

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>Sitting at best friends house.
>His girlfriend comes home.
>Hi user.
She is taking her clothes off after a hard day at work. She does this all the time but stops at bra and undies, this time the bra flies away.
>Oops, sorry user.
>No problem.
>So you don't mind if i walk around naked?
>Nope.
>Thank god.
She sits on the couch and asks for a foot rub.
>I go get a chair so i can rub those tired feet.
>Walking back, her panties land on my head.
>She has an impish smile.
>diamonds.exe
>Sit down to rub her feet.
>Rub rub rub.
>Could you rub my calves too?
>One leg is straight, the other just negligently splayed out.
>Houston, we have vulva.
>When that leg is done the other one is placed in my reach.
>Soon that one is rubbed sufficiently.
>user, could you rub my back?
>Of course.
>She gets on the floor and draws her knees up under her.
>Just really knuckle that area above my butt really hard.
>The harder i press my fingers in the better she likes it.
>Do that to my butt as well.
>Really digging the thumbs in, she moans.
>Accidentally touch pussy.
>Recoil in fear.
>Keep going user, just rub everything.
>My hands are shaking.
>Really user, just touch my pussy, put your dick in there if you want.
>I wanted.
>Now i'm fucking her and digging my thumbs into her muscles.
>The harder i use my thumbs the tighter she gets.
>She cums.
>Just keep going user.
>Massaging, boning, she starts masturbating.
>Suddenly she gets so tight, and we cum together.
>Damn user, that felt good.
>She turns over and beckons me to snuggle.
We laid there for 25 minutes, I was glowing.
>Alright user, let's get dressed, asshole will be home soon.
>Just as his car pulls up i sneak a kiss, kisses right back.
>My dick wants that shit again the whole rest of the night.
>She acts like nothing happened.
>I better get smarter.
>She asks me to rub her back while he's there.
>He ignores her letting me touch her.
>The night ends with her sneaking into the front room, after he went to sleep, so i could grope her

I've never had anal. I think I recall her mentioning she was slightly into it? I'm damn sure gonna try. The last girl I tried to do anal with she accused me of being gay and started trying to hook me up with her gay friends I was like bitch I just want to fuck you in the ass fuck you

It is. I checked a lifetime achievement. I guess, having a threesome with 2 girls is something most guys dream of.
Thing is, I wouldn't consider myself as attractive... so let this be a message to all of you guys out there, having this fantasy... just be attentive and bold. One day, you can pull something like that off, too!
Nice dubs btw.

1/3
> Me and four besties camping on an island on the harbour
> It's nothing great, just a few mangrove swamps and a couple shit tier beaches.
> But no people so we go there all the time to do teen shit and run amok
> Besties are 3 guys and a girl we've all known her forever
> Shes a tomboy, decent looking I suppose but pretty much just another guy
> Shes blond, awesome body, on the track team, but loses points for annoying voice and frequent zit breakouts
> We treat her like our sister
> We're on the beach, entire island to ourselves sitting by the fire drinking being idiots
> Scene is real chill
> Suddenly she jumps on one of the guys, they start making out
> Wtf none of us expected that
> Less than 30 seconds later he flips her on the ground, see him messing around with his hands down his pants
> He gets his cock out of his shorts and grinds against her
> We can't see anything but can tell he's pulling at the clothes over her pussy
> Realise they're fucking
> that escalated quickly
> Right there in front of our eyes
> Hardcore shit he is totally destroying her
> Never seen this before irl, or done it for that matter
> This shit is hot. Has her legs wrapped around him and is being pounded into next week
> Feels weird to watch 'my sister' so I go walk out to the jetty with a bottle of rum
> Having a good time talking to moon listening to the water lapping when I see someone walking down the jetty
> It's her
> She sits next to me, we have a 'wtf was that all about' conversation
> says no idea why she did it. She feels real bad because that dude has a gf.
> Tells me its her 1st time, only other attempt guy came literally as soon as he stuck it in her so she doesn't count that
> Lol, ok, this is all tmi
> Don't worry, we won't tell anyone, do what you want fam, you wanna screw Andy in front of us, even though he's got a gf, go ahead do it.
> She leans in, we start kissing
> Didn't expect this either
> Go apeshit on each other, hands everywhere

Cont

Oh dude women are unbelievable whores, you'd be surprised. One time some bitch left her email logged in on my comp and she was sending her ass to like 20 guys....in gmail!! So that's not even counting facebook, snap, etc. Who even needs that much attention. If you're the one bottoming out in her every night it's whatever, but it does cheapen the experience.

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2/3

> its on!
> I'm too drunk to realise exactly what's happening. Am happy to kiss her. Had a stupid thought that I didn't wanna do sloppy seconds.
> Her head works its way down my chest and to my stomach
> Damn, I think I'm about to get my dick sucked.... Awesome
> she pulls it out and gets to work
> I lean back enjoy my 1st ever bj while looking at the moon and stars while swiping mosquitoes
> Pull my shorts right down so I'm pretty much naked, feeling alpha
> she sits up, gets on top of me. slides herself against my dick
> I put my hands on her thighs and squeeze, try control her movements
> Feel around her pussy, not sure what I'm dealing with her
> She pulls panties across, rubbing skin on skin
> Fucking wet
> Holds my dick up and slides herself onto me real slow
> Best feeling ever
> It's like it's gone into the warmest, tightest, swampiest place imaginable
> It's stinking hot night, 100% humid, we are sweating like pigs, both drunk as anything. Fuck like animals
> i don't do much. She rides me i watch her tits bouncing away
> i sit up at one point and take a swig of rum, she kisses me tries to drink it out of my mouth
> Spills all down her tits and I drink it up
> shes got a great rhythm keeps milking my balls
> im way drunk so get to last a few minutes
> Start getting worked up, let her know I'm close to coming

That's hot bro. As much as I hate to break the bro code...fucking a friends girl is the ultimate satisfaction. How long ago was this?

oh yea girls are super hit or miss about it. it's not way better than pussy or anything but there's a dominance element to it that's pretty hot. also very hot to watch especially if she's standing up.

Relationships are more than just a hot chick

she was really into pregnancy roleplay too, basically just always knew exactly what to say and do to drain my balls. ah well. another will come along eventually.

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Last one

> Idiot me making enough noise so she knows I'm gonna cum
> I hold her onto me, this feels too good and I just wanna blow inside her
> She wrestles me. We fight a little as I try stay in her. I get an elbow in the stomach
> She gets off just as I cum, blow all over my stomach
> lies next to me, both breathing heavy
> Now rubs my cum over my stomach
> Holy shit girl, what's gotten into you tonight
> We kiss some. I lie on her, soft dick pushing around her pussy. Our sweat and my cum getting mixed up
> Both skinny dip to cool off and clean up
> Kiss some more in the water, I feel her up a little.
> Move up to knee deep water she kneels in front of me and sucks my sleeping dick for what feels like ages
> Comfy af
> I pat her head because have nfi what else to do, get sick of telling her that feels awesome
> Walk her back to the camp again promise her i won't tell anyone
> No point because she ended up following another friend when he went for a piss
> Both came back 5 mins later smiling
> We talk openly about the fact 3 of us have just screwed her
> Vibes ok, no drama or anything, we're all cool about it
> All think fuck it, she's gotta do the last remaining guy
> He's not into it though, is a bit Christian, a virgin and committed to his gf
> Tell him just fuck her, don't be a pussy we will never tell, God won't mind
> She walks over to him, grabs his hand and pulls him up
> They kiss in front of us, really going for it giving us a show
> Didn't take much for him to give in. They walk down the beach a little so we cant see
> hear them moaning
> They're gone for a while.
> Next morning reconfirm will never tell anyone. Ever.
> Secret doesn't leave the island

It probably sounds like bs but I promise you true story. None of us ever fucked her again. Or afaik no one did. I kissed her in the back of a car once and slid my finger down her pants. Went no further. Also she didnt come camping anymore.

I mean, I'm 30, I've been there done that. I'm not surprised at all. Any woman I date I tell her day 1 just do what makes you happy but don't be a sneaky cunt about it. If you're honest with me I'll be honest with you, I'm not a jealous fag I can handle the fact that you're attracted to other dudes. I just hate when they fake the funk like we're idiots, I know what you're doing bitch

idk what you're trying to say

yeah but why go to all the trouble of dating and a relationship if she's involved with a bunch of other dudes. the whole point of all that effort is so you have a bitch just for yourself.

Relationship? Lol. I've had 3 relationships in my entire life. Slept with over 50 women easily. I'm into women for the sex, I don't want marriage or kids. They're gonna break your heart or you're gonna break theirs, no relationship is forever. I'm a very different cat than many dudes. I can handle sharing a girl, doesn't bother me. I'm doing me in this life, I'm getting mine and I promote that they get theirs and they love it.

Because I'm bored I'll also post my LEAST hot fuck ever

>message random chicks on fb till one agrees to get dinner and fuck
>eat hibachi and go back to hotel room
>start fucking her
>body is kinda not that great but she's alright looking overall
>having trouble getting close to cumming though
>suddenly she says "don't cum in me"
>even though we talking about doing it before and she sounded ok with it
>lose boner
>stop fucking
>she gets dressed and leaves, crying
>jerk off to a hot news reporter on tv

And that, gentlemen, is why I stopped dating.

I get what you're saying, I fucked a good 30 or so in college under the same mindset. But that gets old eventually, the game gets old, and it's nice to just have a solid person to come home to after work. What freaks me out is the option to have that stable long term thing going basically doesn't exist anymore. Social media completely ruined it. It's great for what you're doing but horrible for what I want to do.

You didn't just pull out and blast your load in her hair for revenge? you gotta treat em like shit, they love it

I feel you dude. I had my heart broken once, never again. I'm too calloused to give a shit, and I let them know that I'm happy with myself and I don't need them to be happy, but I would like to spend time with them as I enjoy their company. Women hate needy dudes, if they can do what they want and they know you won't be upset it honestly helps. Just get a roommate you don't need a wife. It's 2019, that 1950's wife who raises the kids while you go to work with the green lawn, that dream is long gone dude. Get an apartment and enjoy yourself.

fukken yikes dude you nibbas are lucky you didn't all catch the herp or some shit.

Nah man I was having difficulty getting to the finish line with her. And when she said that it really fuckin pissed me off. It was one of those dates that's basically hiring an escort with an extra level of pretense. Shit fuckin sucked. I quit boozing and hit the gym extra hard for a whole month to get ready for it, too. All for a below average girl who wouldn't even take my nut.

You gotta workout for you my dude. When you live life for yourself everything will start to fall into place. Bitches see a successful, in shape alpha and they want to suck the dick you won't even need escorts. Get tinder, post muscle pics even though every girl says they hate it they really fucking love it, and profit

I'm going sleep bros. Y'all have a good night and a good week, keep slaying pussy, never give up, do whatever it takes

To be fair most of us were virgins so prolly not carrying any STDs. But honestly have no idea how she didn't get pregnant. That would've seriously fucked shit up for one of us

Thing is I'm in my 30s, have a good job and no debt, house downpayment saved. It seems like I've earned the comfy 50s wife and kids at home lifestyle. But when I try to rustle it up, there's just.... nothing. No disrespect to you personally but your thing is basically just living the way an animal lives. That's not enough for me.

One time this hot as FUCK asian chick where I worked at the time said "sure, ask your gf" when I cracked a joke about having a 3some. Gf turned it down angrily and asian bitch wouldn't talk to me after that. Still have no idea what I did wrong, really bums me out when I think about it.

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>Best friends with girl for 7 years
>Friendzoned early on
>See her every day for 7 years while improving myself
>Get gf, get decent job
>Still see her every day
>One day out of the blue she pulls down her trousers
>'fuck my ass user'
>Bends over her bed
>Fuck her ass rawdog, cum and leave
>We hang out every day still and it'll just happen out of the blue every now and then
>We don't talk about it after

First time was always the hottest

Getting STD checked was scary as fuck recently though.

woww. you should just grab her and fuck her also out of the blue sometime, she obv wants it. and yea anal sex is realllllly scary STD wise, if you're gonna catch something that's a good way to do it. there's also all kinds of weird amoebas and shit in there. she let you fuck her pussy too? ass is nice and all but I wouldn't want to do it every time.

post her more

I met a chick at a bar and we went back to her place, she was fire, I'm talking like 10/10

We start making out and I grind up against her, next thing I know she rolls on top of me and gets my pants off then starts sucking my dick, she climbs on top and kind of slowly ride at first but then she starts choking me, she started riding faster and faster until she cums

Then I get on top doing my thing and all while she is just screaming moaning, I start choking her and he just go at it hardcore.

Finally I fuck her from behind over the side of the bed and cum on her, then after like 10 minutes, we go right back at it.

We fucked the entire night up until she had to go to work, I had never been so drained in my life.

The craziest part was that her brother and a roommate lived with her so they heard everything as they were getting up to go to work, it was crazy.
Then a close second is when I cummed inside of a chick like 5 times back to back, no pulling out in between. It was so intense. I don't even know how I did it because Ive never done it since.

Then fucking a chick outside of her house in the rain and her swallowing my load.

And lastly getting a blowjow in tue backseat of a car in a driveway of a crowded neighbourhood. Granted it wasnt fucking but was hot as fuck

All of these were so great that I couldnt choose one in particular

this is the last one I got man, she's just some reddit slut lookalike. her account is long gone, I haven't been able to find more. I deleted all the pics of the actual chick I was talking about because I was about to kill myself over it and had to quit her cold turkey. sorry breh

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Nah she gets mad if I even go near her pussy, says it's super sensitive and genuinely hurts her being touched.

I somewhat believe her because she genuinely creases up in pain with even a finger up there.

oh man that's like holding a burger in front of a starving prisoner. keep trying.

>Landlord
>Texts me about sucking my dick out of nowhere
>she's like 24
>I agree
>She come over
>She pulls out my dick
>Starts deepthroating
>put her on hands and knees, fuck her from behind
>Go in bedroom
>Before we get on bed, she starts sucking
>missionary
>About to cum, pull out
>She quickly jumps over and starts sucking me off
>I finger her ass
>Blow load deep in her throat
>She gags and swallows it all
Then she starts going on about her boyfriend. He still doesnt know that I'm aware

And earth revolves around the sun,we know user

that's quite the spank bank user, nice work. watching the look on a girls face when you're about to bust in her the 4th or 5th time is pretty damn great. used to happen alot with and

>> Me at work Christmas party with wife, drunk as shit
>> Sexy ass social worker whispers to me “you ever cheat on your wife?”
>> Me kind of ignore it, but still fucked up and horny
>> Next day, get a text from her “?”. Stomach hits my throat
>> I ignore again, but I know I’ve got to see her at work
>> Go to work, trying to avoid her but I can’t
>> She follows me into a small room where I was getting some supplies
>> She asks why I’m ignoring her
>> I turn around and grab her and start making out with her
>> I end up pulling her scrub pants down and fucking her in the storage room, tightest pussy I’ve still ever had...
>> I cum in her, instaregret.. A few minutes later she texts me”mm user, I love the way your cum feels in my pussy, I can feel it drip down my leg..”
>> fffffuuuuuuj
>> continue this for months
>> wife finds out, leaves my ass
>> I break it off with social work cum slut
>> wife takes me back, feelz good

The girl I'm with now is pretty awesome, we've been talking about fucking at a park.
I said something about loving dresses so she goes and buys one, Im so ready to bang her in it

nice, make sure you get it dirty. some chicks love pleasing their guy and others act like it's a chore. sounds like you bagged one of the good ones.

god DAMN that is fucking hot. you're lucky babby wasn't formed. post a pic of work slut.

it's also pretty incredible your wife came back, you got some kinda special sauce goin on man. she will probably cheat on you tho

Nah, I dont post pics. You never know, and I got a good life.
Bro, you ain’t kidding me. But secretly, my dream is to have an open marriage. I know there aren’t many guys who can please my wife like I can AND financially support her life, so I’m not the jealous type. If she went and fucked another guy, that’d just be the catalyst for swinging.

Man, where are all the girls like that at my job lol. I'd loooove to take a few of the nurses I see around to the storage closet like that. And that hot little courier chick who always gives me a smirk. I can't be getting fired over some pussy though.

Op here, I’m a nurse and shit gets retarded sometimes

Stories?

Not OP, guy from social worker story. I had a sexy travel nurse try sucking my dick at the nursing station during night shift in a small beach town ED. I had another male nurse ask me to fuck his wife while we were drunk. Another one gave me a handjob in an Uber leaving a busy bar

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>huge crush on girl in hs
>Nothing ever happens
>Hits me up 2 years later asking if I have anyone dealing (weed)
>Week later we're smoking
>Finds out I'm still a virgin
>One day after smoking, I sneak her inside through the window
>Make out for hours
>Week later she skirts around the idea of me losing my vcard to her
>Stay over her place after bar hopping
>Whiskey dick :(
>Get a second chance the next night
>Cum 2 times in a row lol
>Frustrated asf
>2 weeks later, get the chance again
>This time i fuck the shit out of her
>Always would complain how no guy ever gave her a vaginal orgasm
>Make her cum 3 times in a row
>Calls me a sex God
>Month later we start dating
>Year later, Moves away, LDR for about half a year
>Breaks it off as it's going nowhere

Fun times were had. Other notable sex sessions was when we went skiing, had a hotel room, and I fucked her brains out in the jacuzzi, living room, kitchen, bed room.... For over 3 hours without me cumming... We took a 30m water break in-between.

Never been able to fuck a girl the same way since her.

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