Yo bro, I'm all outta toilet paper, can you pass me some?

>yo bro, I'm all outta toilet paper, can you pass me some?
Wat do?

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kick him in the nuts

wonder why his dick is covered in cheese

start biting then sing Sam Smiths Dancing with a Stranger

slide a roll =onto the dick

spit on it and jerk it off

Kill (((yourself)))

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>Sure lemme get u some
>Slide industrial sized roll of toilet paper on dick
>There ya go buddy

As if that's a typical circumcized dick

Take my cock out and start having a cock fight

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thanks mohammad

no homo but I'd suck that dick

You have a higher chance of stds and utis, cry harder.

Any answer other than this is not only gay but also cringe af

Goy tool...

incorrect

I would love to have a complete stranger fuck me like that and cum deep inside me

Use the toilet paper cardboard to wipe, saved me once.

Imagine saving pictures of dicks on your hard drive.

Stamp on that rancid cock. Stupid gays!

you know your suppose to wash your dick right?
and so either way you wont have cheese if you wash your dick.....Do you wash your dick?

he doesn't

Kick it

half the time i take a shower i dont wash my hair/face/general body cause im a lazy fuck
BUT my asshole and dicknballs get the full works everytime

Slap that mf from the top like one of those wall mounted door stops. If it comes back to neutral in 3 seconds or less that's pure polyesthelene

Do you wipe well?

How can you be too lazy to do that?

not if you do basic hygiene you fuckin idiot

This nigga don't wash his dick lmao!

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nothing. I ain't touchin' no stinky uncut yuropoor peen

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i probably wouldn't interact with that guy, because he's a stranger.

but fuck, that's a hot dick and i would be tempted to suck him off

Wipe my ass, pull up my pants, kick the fucking door open as hard as I can.

how long you guya thibk this dick is?

7in

Based on his head he’s about 6 inches tops

This