Lexi Bell is coming to rape you with forced Viagra what do?

Lexi Bell is coming to rape you with forced Viagra what do?

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Cant rape the willing.

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So even if she keeps going till you are sore and bleeding?

Went to high school with her. She was in band with me. 10/10 would go back in time and fuck her.

>Claiming to have gone to high School with one of the most well known porn stars

Prove it cunt

make sure i switched out her birth control and teach her a lesson

Her real name is Jessica. She played the baritone. Burbank high school class of 2005. I'll see if I can nab a yearbook photo.

If true it's no wonder she picked Lexi for a porn name Jessica is so boring

Yeah she went through some shit in her past. She was a year older than me. She was really into the punk scene and she dyed her hair black and wore a Mohawk. I wish I was kidding but she was really a very nice girl.

Enjoy

punch her the fuck out

He speaks the truth

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She didn't take her yearbook photo. She was very much anti-establishnent. If I find one I'll post up on a thread of its own one day.. Gotta dust off the old yearbooks. I'm pretty sure there is one of her in there. Just gotta look harder.

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Hope for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

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Convince her to consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Virginian detected.

Wow, if new fag was a load of cum, you just blew it all over your own face.

Oh look another one.
But nah, seriously, friendo, just cracking a joke because I believe there's some antiquated law in Virginia about the missionary position being the only legal way to fuck. I don't even think that's true but it's a joke I've heard plenty.

fpbp

So you heard a joke once about something you don't think is even true. You decide to retell it, and act condisending when no one knows what the fuck your on about? Let me guess, you're just pretending to be retarded.

Threaten me with a good time

Please describe this alleged rape.

i'm gonna pray its skinny lexi not fat lexi

That's almost correct. Except I didn't mean the first line to come off as condiscending, just another joke.
But lemmie guess, you're whole game here is being a dick to anybody that gives you a tiny opening, right? I've played that game, it's not bad.
And guess what, friendo.
>We're all retarded here

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I pivot into a devastating right cross. If it hit her, she's down, and I either kick her right in the back, or the ribcage. If it missed or she's still standing, I grab the front of her jacket and lift her up and learn her forward and slam down, and then if she's still conscious and tries to get up, I'll boot her in the collarbone as hard as I can.

Call her mommy Andy obey her commands

Autism: The post.

I forgot, if she's naked and I can't grab her jacket, I'll grab her around the waist and spin until I can bring her neck into the crook of my elbow, and then I'll just squeeze and lift until she's out.
I'm 6'7 so i have a LOT of leeway here, she was fucking retarded to try to assault me and she will regret trying it for the rest of her life, if she's lucky.

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At this point I'm just baiting you homie. Keep taking it. I'm not even mad.

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Jesus this dude is so fucking cool. Baiting, I mean wow, hardcore.

This turned into a tsundere circlejerk.

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That's a good band name.