You ever go to McDonald’s just to jerk off in the bathroom while on a road trip or somethin?

You ever go to McDonald’s just to jerk off in the bathroom while on a road trip or somethin?

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who the fuck goes outside?

Me nigga
And I beat off in public bathrooms.
Is that weird?

yeah man that's kinda freaky, you're the reason that even if i DID go outside, i'd never use a public bathroom

Na, I just jack it in the shower at the hotel

I’m sorry you’re such a pussy

Maybe it’s cuz I don’t use lube normally, but I’ve never successfully nutted in a shower

KEK what, "you don't wanna walk in some dudes baby batter? what a coward!" do you and your boys just sling cum on one another? faggot.

I don't normally lube, but in the shower I use body soap

I wipe up the floor or nut in the toilet you cretin

bumping for this question

that stings

I've never felt anything, it might be the soap or I've gone dick numb

It may be the direction the urethra is facing...

docking

What

those of us unfortunate enough to have to

Not often.

No.
Stretching while I'm getting gas or before I grab food feels great, though.

Of course. Everytime. That is Alpha behavior.

No I go for the toys

>You ever go to McDonald’s just to jerk off in the bathroom

no. what?

>or somethin?

what the christ would be "or somethin?"

yeah I did this kinda shit when I was like... 13.

I jerked at Seaworld's bathrooms once

heroine

NICE

I repair refrigerators and I straight up just jerk it behind customer's fridges while I'm behind it if the job calls that I get back there
Specially when it's a long job and the customer can't be bothered to stay in the kitchen with me. I'll look through their dirty laundry and try to find panties or bras.

nah, no heroin addict stops at a mcd's just to yank one.

OP's story is more like "when your on a road trip with your parents and they stop for food, do you go into the bathroom and jerk off"

This is it exactly holy shit

ikr?

also
>or somethin?

wtf is the "somethin"?

I like the playground. Better scenery. Have to be careful, though.

why hello there, Crit1kal