Hey Yea Forumstards. I'm thinking about killing myself. (Not now... I'm just looking for options)

Hey Yea Forumstards. I'm thinking about killing myself. (Not now... I'm just looking for options).

What poison should I ingest? I'm looking for something quick, and painless. And goes with red wine.

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Morphine would be my pick.

Red meat goes with red wine and is supposedly bad for you.
Cheers.

But I can't buy it locally without a prescription

Easy enough to fake really bad backpain. Anything over the counter is just gonna fuck up your liver/kidneys and leave you in a world of hurt. That or if you can find the friendly neighborhood dealer to sell some opiates.

Sildenafil

gas/co2 inhalation
painless dead
you just go to sleep

1. Get heroin
2. Do LOTS of it
3. OD by accident
4. Profit?
5 All done

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I appreciate the help, but my dick isn't broken

od on poppy seed tea

Go to the Area 51 raid and get shot on September 20th

Also wear a Yea Forums t shirt or something

Body would reject that long before you'd die. Better off doing the "drink 5 gal of water in an hour challenge" better success rate

down a fifth of liquor in under an hour and take about 20 mg of xanax after. that outta do the trick.

Don't do it user everyone hits rough spots in life!

This is bait.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Don't do it

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just do IV heroin
>inb4 "I don't know how to get that"
everyone can get a hold of needles and heroin of some street dealer unless you're imprisoned in some amish village or something

a friend of mine who had never done IV in her life killed herself that way, so I guess it can't be that difficult

just buy 10 regular doses worth of shit and do it all at once. also do it in the bathtub or shower unless you want to be a fag and have people clean up your shit/piss/vomit

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Become trans.

vitamin C
2000mg, oral or anally or (preferably) both.

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