These always go so well

My gf confessed to me she has a pedo fetish.
I happen to be into it, but im still not convinced, since i have never told anyone about it irl, ever.
Should i tell her? am i being baited?

My wife and I just watched an old webcam vid of my ex while we fucked

I love sniffing and cumming in to my sister in in laws panties

I got so mad at my brother for spilling a coffee smoothie over my copy of Sandworms of Dune that I sabotaged his bike. Cut the breaks. He broke his leg.

well..
i felt an older woman's tits up on an airplane ride while she was sleeping.
not one of my brightest moments, im glad i never got caught.

she definitely wasn't awake so, no, to answer your question.

Dune is serious business. I'd do the same.

Get her in the mood and to start sharing with you her fantasies. You can even get her to start roleplaying with uniforms or something

i have phimosis

Im kinda horny and ill literally take whoever wants to have fun, as long as you are nearby Sacramento
If i cannot find anyone on here ill just go to /soc/

> Im a girl btw

Frank Herbert's Dune is serious business. His son's opportunistic cash-ins, less so.

too bad you aren't in Los Angeles

tell her to show you her porn stash.

I'm about 20 minutes away.. but I'm not driving in just to insult and turn down a hambeast.. what are we working with?

Why would she bait you?

People think I'm a good person, and I'm really not.
I deserve every fucking ounce of my sadness.

I'm in Los Angeles though! I'm a straight guy. Maybe we can hang out and cruise for chicks, since that's what we're both into.

i piss in girls but act like im cumming

why do you?

On a Sunday? Ehhhh

I fantasize about my wifes niece, she came over yesterday, and after she went to sleep i jerked off to her and came buckets.

During a summer semester while I was in university a couple of years ago, I had yukejang for 'breakfast' before class, but didn't feel like flushing the remaining broth + noodles, so I just tossed it all out of my dorm window from the 8th floor. It was a back street, so I figured it would be alright.

>it wasn't

The whole thing hit some guy all the way at the bottom, and I quickly shut the window and ran to class before they could back away from the building, look up, and realize it was me.

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I've been fucking my friend's son for the last few years. He's an excellent fuck and loves my cum.

obviously, we can't ever let his dad find out.

It's not a fetish
It's a means of cheap contraception
It's probably deeper than that but you're a fag
Probably the type to say some slutty shit like that for attention but then flake out
Same for me though some can see through it
Elaborate
Cont...
Faggots

You’re supposed to pull out before cumming.

Kik? im 8/10 easily
I hope you're not the average fat guy you see on here

fuck me that hideous

I got stood up at an anime convention a few years ago.

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Good point. How about this coming weekend?

I have a flashing fetish.
I get off to exposing my cock to women.

I've always had a soft spot for these types of women. I almost dated two in university, but they both stonewalled me with no forewarning. Though admittedly, the first one *did* come to my dorm once, saw all my anime/vidya shit around, so...that might've been a reason why she did it.

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I had a flash drive filled with "questionable content" lying around at home that i forgot about.
She asked me out of nowhere if it was mine, i played dumb and said maybe i got it from work or something. She didnt say why she asked, neither im sure if she saw the content (it was flagged as hidden and she isnt really good with computers, but still idk)

I did. I pulled out and came on the bed/floor. Don't understand the appeal.

not really. he and I both have girlfriends.

bisexual at best. but his dad would be pissed if he came out and he doesn't want his gf to know. so we've been fucking on the down low. Honestly, the sneaking around makes even hotter.

We fucked on his dad's bed once. He said that was really hot because it was like, not only are fucking secretly but it's right under his nose and on his bed. He loves to ride my cock and suck the cum out. he's a good boy.

you have a soft spot for obese live stock type women with unattractive faces? why?

The more you sweat in training, the less you'll bleed on the battlefield. This time it was a sponge and a sock; next time, it will be a woman, and you'll be stuck raising or paying for kids for the next two decades. Keep training so that doesn't happen.

>try to remember the basics of CQC

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Anyone grow up thinking their family was pretty decent and good, only to have that shattered when you learned some of the family secrets? That happened to me recently when I found out that my dad and uncle used to bang my aunt when they were kids. I don't know all the details, but it sounds like it was heavily coerced and she didn't really understand what was going on because she was a few years younger. It fucked my world up.

I don't know. I just like the aunties. I've yet to be with one, however.

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Isn't your uncle supposed to bang your aunt though?

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How do I find a hot pic deleted on reddit?

I think I am going to be sick.

Kik me, therez1262 I’m near sac

The usual. I molested a little girl and she loved every minute of it

Well, not in this way. They were all siblings.

Greentext faggot

still depressed over a girl i havent seen in 2 years and havent spken to in the last year kill meeee
pic released

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When i was entering puberty, my mother used to say weird shit to me, like saying how hot i was getting or how much sex i was surely getting since i was such a stud.
At first i thought it was normal, until one time she looked at me on my underwear (i was washing my clothes) and said something like "wow, is that you? you are huge, you seem way bigger than your dad".
Nothing ever happened (she did try tho) and it stopped when i was 17 or so.

You’re suppose to edge. Not cum. It makes you last longer.

Wouldn't it be frustrating if you never come and get blue balls?

Do you have a mommy fetish now because of it?

what's your problems with two people having fun enjoying life?

Geez I haven't broke out the greentext in a while. Gimmie a minute here

>>Living in fucked up situation years ago
>>With 5 adults and 4 kids crammed in slum
>>Friend is dating trailer trash heroin junkie and has 2 kids under 3
>>Junkies previous baby daddy is there and they have 2 daughters 8 and 11
>>Girl I'm dating is fucked up bitch that pretended to care in exchange for place to stay
>>Fuck her brutally once I know shes on the way out
>>Anal choking BDSM the works
>>Our room used to be toy storage for kids so they would occasionally come by to grab stuff from old toy box
>>The 8 year old girl one morning comes rushing in not caring about closed door
>>Finds me balls to chin in soon to be exs mouth
>>Stunned eye contact between us
>>Shameful load blown looking at wide eyed 8 year old
>>Apparently her crush on me started then
>Relived girl never freaks out or yells anything to parents
>>Dont need drama bullshit
>>Shit goes south fast with future Ex
>>Still pissed even if I saw it coming
>>Evil bitch snuck out PS2 & 2K bucks in rare games I colected in better days
>>Lets call 8 year old Debby for story purposes
>>Little Debby is middle child of 4 by two daddies and junky mom
>>Gets no attention between bitch old sister and larval human baby brothers
>>I'm nice to her and seem like an awesome guy in her eyes
>>Not being an 80 IQ druggie ghetto thug is beyond the standard here though
>>Hangs around me wants to watch cartoons with me and thinks me having a working computer is amazing
>>Every now and then I get panty shots some on accident others not so much
>>Conflicted but most recent relationship blew up in my face so "Little Debby" here looks kind of delicious

are you black?

this type of talk is very common in the black community

>>Hot summer days and my small backroom is coolest
>>Best fan I could get keeps me and computer cool
>>Only had internet breifly but both girls would ask to watch stuff on it
>>It wasn't unusual for them to pop in
>>I get a crapload of emulators before internet shutdown
>>Debby plays Kirby Sonic Pokemon etc and loves it never having vidya before
>>Bitch sister actually plays better but is obnoxious and watched more by parents so stops coming
>>Summer break huddled in front of fan together in a dark room usually alone
>>Sitting there becomes sitting close becomes gentle hugging and caressing
>>Parents explained stranger danger to her but are too busy screaming at each other getting high or screaming at worse behaved siblings
>>Debby hated my ex for leaving and making me sad
>>Skirt and loose panties not covering anything make appearance
>>Teach her how to kiss
>>Becomes my "Secret girlfriend"
>>No sex but plenty of kissing/touching
>>Got the sweetest look when being touched just right eyes closed mouth slightly open/smile
>>Later wants to do that thing for me she saw Ex do
>>Oral is traded but she thought going down on her was embarrassing
>>Figure she just wanted to be appreciated by someone and sucking me off was a way to do that
>>Gets better over time less teeth more tongue

I lost my virginity with a friend when she had an argument with her boyfriend and was looking for a shoulder to cry on. It was at a party, we went outside to talk and she said something about how she'd shaved her legs for him and on instinct I started stroking them, we kissed and it just kept escalating. I was her first, not because she was saving herself or anything, just that's the age we were at. After we were done she just kept saying "fuck you" and we didn't talk for a while after that. Not long after she had sex with her boyfriend for the first time and their was a minor scandal because she got pregnant and had an abortion.
Thing is, I came inside her and he used a condom. We never spoke about what we did but I've always suspected that I got her pregnant and she slept with him so she'd have an alibi. Weirdest thing is that she never even acknowledged what happened, she didn't tell her best friend (and they had a "tell each other everything" relationship), and although we were a little weird for a while we stayed friends until graduation.

Kind of fucked with my head if I'm honest

>>Explain how semen works amd shes alright with her "Reward"
>>Always tries to swallow afraid that someone would notice after first facial took forever to clean
>>Actually disappointed when I told her cant have a baby from swallowing it
>>Had a dream about rimming her. She giggled when we tried it was about the same level as me going down on her
>>Taught her a few dirty words to use but we both tried not to curse much outside the bedroom
>>Got jealous of her bitch sister getting boobs but assured her she was only child I wanted to molest
>>Running gag about that develped
>>Loved Adventure Time and I say if she was in it she would be "Blowjob Princess"
>>Absolutely diamonds when she was worked up enough to call herself my "Blowjob Princess"
>>Winters were tough because no loose clothes school was in and heat went out a few times
>>Read little house books to her while she sat in my lap and enjoyed it enough that we didn't fool around
>>Quickie bj dressed as Anna from Frozen during Halloween party but never got alone enough for full thing
>>Rare house would be empty enough for her to be naked so we relished those couple times
>>Came on her naked face/chest and posed together in front of mirror so she could see how cute we looked together
>>Showered together for second load between thighs
>>Dick chaffed from trying to force 3rd load that day but guess memory is worth it
>>Near end were hot dogging more getting wet and liked to talk about having my baby
>>Still probably years off but hot

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>Go to donut shop
>Looking forward to getting some maple krullers
>Get to the counter, order 3.
>Clerk says, apologetically, "Just sold the last two."
>I look across the shop. There's a guy who still has one maple kruller on his plate
>I panic in rage
>Irrational, I run over and grab it off his plate.
>Run out of the restaurant, near tears.

Not my proudest moment.

I fucked my toilet, but she doesn't like it when i call her that. Her names lady funny enough. I came in her about 30 minutes ago, i fucked her seat until i squirted in her bowl and then she swallowed it down her pipes, she can be very dirty like that fuckin muddy piece of pie she is boy whooooo you dont understand fellas

When I was 16 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl

I fantasise about keeping friends as sex slaves. not in a bdsm way, in a rapey way. dragging them kicking and screaming into bed to be used against their will, impregnated at a whim, forced to fuck animals on film for my entertainment, having large and obscene things shoved into their assholes... so on so forth.

what's wrong user? it isn't as though we're doing anything wrong or bad?

we just started banging and have since kept it going. I love nutting on his face to be honest.

You will come eventually. You just last longer. Thats the whole point.
To not shoot your load 10 seconds after inserting your dick into a pussy.

did she make you cum?

>rejected by two manatees
Ouch, just, ouch

That's fairly normal

How do you know when to come though?

Oh no, they were skinny. Like Jeri Ryan skinny.

No, I couldn't get it up.

Yeah, but its almost the only thing I fap to.

No, sadly no one came.

Gf passed out while visiting me in college. I let all of my housemates see her naked. We posed for pics with her while she was passed out. We’re broken up now but the pics are still posted in our house

yeah me too. but bdsm plays a large role in my fantasies. tied up getting raped. completely immobilized. but otherwise, exactly the same. things in their ass and all.

do you fetishize beating them too? I love of the idea of hurting them. burning them and punching them.

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too bad. my youngest was an 11 year old. I was 17 at the time. babysitting her. went down on her. she definitely had an orgasm. I got her to suck me off and came in her mouth. she hated it

I once tampered with my toilet so that it wouldn't flush right before my friend (who I LOVE) and her boyfriend (who I HATE). I was hoping that the boyfriend who be embarrassed when he had to take a dump and it wouldn't flush. He went to the bathroom at one point during dinner. I waited, practically grinning. Then he came back and didn't say anything. They left after dinner and there was pee in my toilet. It was very easy to fix the toilet and flush (just had to turn the water back on) but sadly anti-climactic.

Yeah, throwing them around or using a riding crop on them tends to pop up.

oh, one I left you, forcing tattoos and piercings on them. especially degrading ones. and, when I have much greater suspension of disbelieve, forcing them to get implants.

She didn't do anything to me. She definitely enjoyed it though, I was gentle with her, didn't really try to make her cum. She got really wet, was nice.

Nope

A few years ago I fucked a coworker that had a fiance. I fucked her multiple times and quite possibly the best part was when she commented that her fiance never wants to put his mouth in her ass, and on the contrary I licked it clean and filled it with cum.

story please?

I don't know man, last bro that posted that pasta greentexted correctly.
>Junkie left the house with her crotch goblins
>Lost contact with groomed girl

Hahaha nice. We had a wall of shame where all exes got posted. Half the time we were looking forward to a break up for new material

I tried to get a penis extension, but my medical insurance wouldn't cover it. I was desperate, and I figured, oh boy, this hurts to write, if I went to the HR Director at my company (the one who handles the health insurance plan) and explained my situation, maybe she'd give me a waiver. I explained that my small penis was causing me mental anguish and depression. I started to cry and said that it was a serious medical deficit. She was embarrassed and apologized, but there is really no way. Thank God I didn't whip it out to show her. But now I can't even look at her in the hall.

I haven't used the greentext in a while. I actually wrote up a summary that ive been using instead since the greentext always felt lazy. I just grab ot off the archives and apparently I left the ending off last time

Fake and gay

I work with this insufferable COW I'm just gonna call "Donna". Always getting in my business (she puts on these porn filters in the office so I can't even spank one out during my break), and she wished us a Happy Easter even though she knows the long weekend is designated as Spring Weekend. So she's violating the constitution.

Anyway, she is married to a total homo- or else he can't get it up. Her last two kids are adopted. So to taunt him, either with a hot slice of man meat he can't have or with an erection he is unable to achieve, I created a phony email account and sent him a picture of my generous wood with the caption:

"This is the wang Donna feasts on allll night!"

As the icing on the cake, I went to my favorite hooker and badgered her till she told me which one of her friends had the clap. Porked that meat, then took the photo. Sent Donna's "man" something nice and tasty, heh heh. Worth the burns.

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i'm not much for implants or any of that.

ever have fantasies about killing them too? I love the idea of a noose around their neck, lifted off the ground, slowly asphyxiating while I watch.

which friends in particular. like how close? any idea why you want to hurt them for sexual gratification?

>user finds cp
>shows gf
>"Ew! Why are you showing me this? Are you some kind of gross pedo?"
>"N-no I--"
>*sexy voice* "Because I have a serious pedo fetish." *grabs and kisses user*

for someone who's never had a gay experience before, or so he says, he's excellent at sucking cock. no trouble at all deepthroating. my gf can't even do that for me.

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gonna need some details on that pls

best answer

which part bothers you more?

that's i'm fucking and getting sucked regularly by a hot dude 13 years younger than me?

that's it's my good friend's son?

or that it's gay?

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which is it sambo? you can tell me

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Greentext the little twink, faggot

I think my gf is cheating and/or going to dump me because it's been weeks since we've had any kind of sexual contact and she just told me Saturday that she needs some space when I only see her 3 times a week

Tell her you've been curious, do some sexy rp then ease onto anything more illegal. You don't wanna be too creepy about it but not weirded out either. Go with the "I'll try anything once" kinda approach then confess how much you enjoyed it after to coax it out of her too.

I ripped hearing aids of a person when I was 10 gave them a nasty scar never apologized until they tried to commit the unthinkable

Why?

I'm interested in this chick but she fucking ignores all of my messages and only responds when she wants too and flirts and claims she's joking after

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not sure what details you're looking for. she had gone to bed, so I started watching porn. muted of course, it's better without those retard fake screams. she came out quietly, didn't even know she was there until she said "I can do that too"
scared the shit out me. looked at her, back to the screen. pornwhore was blowing buddy. told her to come sit on the couch and asked her about how she knew about this and she said her uncle showed her how. I felt bad for half a second. then I asked if she wanted to play with me. she said yes. so I got her stripped down. gorgeous little body. laid her on the and licked her little pussy. even ate her ass some. she was soooo tiny. got her to blow me, which she was surprising good at. came in her mouth and she swallowed and told me she hates that part.

I told her she should never ever ever ever tell anyone else about playing with or with her uncle, or they'll put all of us in jail, even her.

Love the fuck on you homo

what do you want? like the very first time? how it all got started?
or another story?

Good job on being her second (or fifth) option. Keep at it and maybe she'll humor you in some years

Go for the first time, how did you get into his pants?

I assume that is questioning everything I said so ok. A summary reads better I get it off the archives because I don't like having too many connections list on the computer and Is the ending is sad

Love the fuck on?

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I only want her nudes tbh

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what was her behavior like during that? was she scared or just quiet? did you continue with her?

Sorry bro

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My girl is more in love with me, than I am with her. Thinking I should breakup with her because I'm stringing her a long.

she was having fun. I remember her hands on my head when I was eating her out. she had a good time.

I only babysat her a few times after that before I finished uni and moved home, but yes, every time I ate her and she blew me.

what was the most memorable/best time and why?

I knowingly use people and toss them away when I’m bored of them.

Normally for about a week or so of sexual interaction and shower myself in attention. Sometimes even money. It’s easy to milk all that stuff out of people just by saying you’ll be together forever. They never last more than two weeks top. Get bored, throw them away until I need another fix. Sometimes months in between sometimes right away. But I always know the end result.

I use to feel bad for it. Now I kind of like it. In a weird way it makes me feel stronger. But maybe that’s just me trying to compensate my own self consciousness.

I wish I could do that
I could've done that with a bitch about 5 days ago
I fucked it up by being real but I could try right now but I don't care enough to even text and even then, that's no guarantee
You sound cool but we'd probably try to scam each other but yeah you're cool

Nigga that’s pretty fucked

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>friend is like "user, would you be able to pick up the son from rugby practice wednesday? I have to work and can't get out of it."
>yeah I can do that friend, no worries
>Wednesday comes around. head to high school. pick son up
>how was practice?
>tells me about how it went, about how they've got a game coming up and then the team is going on a trip. tells me his dad is a prick
>why is your dad a prick?
>in order to go on trip, son has to pay half the cost of him going, $100 and dad said he's not paying told son to go make money and enjoy the trip
>little chit chat
>brain idea..bad idea.. heart pounding
> "I could probably give you some money if... actually never mind."
>no tell me! I need the money? what is it?
>I'll give you $50 if you let me blow you
>suck an idiot. im dead meat. he's gonna rat me out to dad.
>deal user. you blow me and give me $50? absolute deal!
>back to my place. give him some head.
>you know, if I could fuck you, I'd give you the other $50
>deal
>slow and careful because his first time. great body, nice ass. fuck fuck fuck. big cum inside his bum
>$100 later and both our nuts are empty
>both agree this is a big time secret
>talk about maybe doing this from time to time
>he comes back from trip, stops by my place
>we smoke some weed and he tells me about his trip
>we fuck. he always bottoms
>basically we've been fucking at least once a week since then

how old was he at the time?

probably the the 2nd to last and last time were the most memorable. I had started to get her comfortable with fingering her ass. we got really comfortable with our bodies, and I started touching her all over with my cock. like I had her on her back with her feet up by my ears, rested my cock on her tummy to see how deep I would be inside her. it looked like a monster next to her thin small body. came on her face too. that was really hot

I was on an airplane in 2012 and was sat near a middle-aged woman in a hijab. She was cute somehow. She fell asleep sitting up with her head tilted somewhat towards me, and she started to drool. I let my hand catch some of the drool as discretely as i could and used it as lube to fap under a blanket (again as discretely as I could). It was great.

seventeen years old

Not same guy but I'm interested. Hit me up ddawson39

Hot, what's your favorite position to smash his asshole?

doggy or missionary. I like to watch his face when I'm ramming it in.

with doggy sometimes I'll make him do the work and back up onto my cock. fuck himself with it.

howd she react to the anal fingering and the facial? did you ever find out what happened to her later on in life?

I live in Sac. Taltanton is my kik. Message me.

Why don't you use cowgir? Do you like to take the lead?

youre a retard

she didn't seem to mind the finger, there was almost no resistance to it, slid in pretty easy.

she thought the facial was kind of neat. she was like whoa it shoots out fast

no idea what happened to her. no doubt she's a slut now though

I made spycam shots of my 2 sisters. Nothing nude though

you think her uncle may have used her butt?

and thanks for sharing user

we have done that, but yeah I prefer to be on top of him doing the fucking. He's mine, and I like using him. I want the power.

Yeah, snuff comes into it too, though less often.

And it's most of them. I attended my best friend's wedding and thought of how fun it'd be to drag her into the woods, shove her to the ground, and rape her in her dress before smuggling her to a basement somewhere.

On the other end of the spectrum is a girl I used to be close with but haven't spoken to in years who I'd just love to use entirely in safe toys on.

Move the fuck on. Cut your losses and stop taking the bait.

My girlfriend keeps "joking" about pegging. This wouldn't bother me too much, except she only brings it up during intimate situations and she's becoming increasingly persistent.

Meh, everyone has their tastes, hope for you to smash that tight ass for a long time bro.
Now post the most risky place you have done (except his dad's bed) thanks in advance faggot

Does she let you use her ass?

Toosoon1 Kik also, CH near 80

I doubted. she was pretty tiny and I think that would've hurt her. nobody need a sexy little girl telling mommy her bum hurts

Occasionally, we've tried anal a few times, but we always stop after about five minutes because she says that it hurts too much.

If you like 'em 15+ go ahead. If under the age 14 DONT

>I'm 8/10 easily

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hmm.. the riskiest might have been me getting road head on the way to take him home. he was living at his dad's at the time. swallowed my load like 2 minutes before pulling in the driveway.

we've also fucked in the woods behind his school before. and we fucked behind an arena before.

how did she take you leaving for good?

no idea. never told her.

When I was 13 I got a blowjob from a 10 year old who lived next door. I used to skateboard on the street outside and she would sit and watch me. We'd known each other since being kids but never really hung out cause of the age gap, I guess she developed a crush on me about then. Anyways it became regular thing, her watching me, we'd talk, sometimes go to her back garden and kiss. One time her mum asked if I could babysit as she was going to a friends party (she had a little sister who was 4 so needed a sitter for her mostly). I said yeah, seeing as I was spending most evenings with this 10 year old (Laura) anyways. Fast forward to sitter night, young sister in bed, on sofa with Laura, kissing, I'm hard, she brushes it with her hand, over the trouser rubbing me off. She goes for a drink, I pull it out and put it under my t-shirt. She gets back we begin kissing some more, I tell her to lift my shirt, she does and sees my hard dick standing there. She starts jerking me off slowly while kissing and I feel myself getting close. Explain to her she needs to use her mouth because I'm gonna cum which means she's done a great job. She uses her mouth, not much suction but good lips and no teeth. No hand at this point, just bobbing up and down on me. I blow my load into her mouth, she splutters and moans but I keep her head there. She swallows but says she doesnt like the taste. Goes to rinse it out as I put my dick away. We talk about it and she enjoyed it, despite the cum taste. I babysit a couple more times over the next month or so, some stuff happens as well as more blowjobs (with facials this time) stuff like sucking on her puffy new tits and hotdogging. Still see her around town some days... I'm 28 now.

>She wants to fuck you in the ass
>She doesn't like to be fucked in the ass because it hurts
I don't know man, maybe you should ghost her before the crazy becomes even crazier

Same. Been stringing her along 2 years and now I'm in deep

You a female or have God tier game?

Why did you both stop?

Is your city big? I don't know if you should risk too much the chances to be discovered by someone that knows you

how do you piss if you are erect user

who cares those things are packed with sluts

Her mum (single parent) didn't go out much outside of special events, just became harder to see each other in private. Then I think about 6-8 months later I got my first serious gf (before Laura I had only done handjobs/fingered girls), and the new GF was the girl who I lost my virginity too so guess I just moved on. We sexted a little about 5-6 years later but nothing more.

it's fairly large yeah. you'd never get to know everyone.

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great thread to find

I am, currently, right now, getting sucked off by a 13 year old for two grams of weed

I think you might have the right idea, crazy always seems to make its way into my life.

I've pissed inside my girl before, she loved it. Said it felt like a huge hot load and it really turned her on. It's difficult because you gotta go in solid, and relax enough to pee. You end up with a semi and usually the force of the piss pushes you out anyways but it's not hard to get back obviously. We've been together almost 10 years (we did it back in out first year) and I'm pretty sure that's why our bathroom has laminate flooring lol.

I pissed in a chick's asshole once.

I bet that's fucking awesome. The pussy can only take so much before you push yourself out. Ass can take a full bladder no sweat.

15 isn't paedo

But you're on Yea Forums and b stands for break

I like taking picture of girls ass that i like in particulary my crush and jerk off to it almost every day and i feel kinda bad about it i have like 100 pics of just her ass

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Cool movie

I'm interested in trying it but utis can be a bitch

yeah, it was exciting. I knew I wanted to do something degrading. All our sex is degrading. I didn't piss all day. saving for her. got her to blow me until I was hard. started ass fucking her, and then opened the flood gates. I did empty my bladder. basically as soon as I pulled out it shot out. got ass piss all over her bed and on the carpet and stuff. I laughed so hard

since when do you get orals by that walking prision sentence?

has it ever turned on a girl

Thanks bro

about 13 years ago I started a romantic relationship with a younger girl. I was 17 and she was around 13. she was desperate for attention. face was kind of pretty, but her body was incredible, even better looking naked.
after awhile being together, I initiated what turned into her being gang raped at a friend's birthday party. there were 12 of us guy, all older than her, that had our way with her. oral, pussy, and anal. we each had a go at each. she later killed herself. I think that played a large role in her suicide

it's been an arrangement her and I have had for a while. she's really good at it.

nice larp

Nice dubs also movie ?

My mom used to had this book about pregnancy that had high resolution pictures of vaginas and beautiful swollen breasts. I was like 8 or 9 and id sit there with it open mesmerised and rocking back and forth on my pussy. My mom would just watch me.

Hope you don't get caught.

I regularly jack off thinking of my mom getting used as a toilet by men, trannies and women

I'd link the obit but the statute of limitation isn't up yet. she was 14 and I was 18, we were all at least 18. I'm not going to jail just to prove something to some fag on b

fuck. me too user.

when I was younger, caught my aunt cheating on her bf with two black guys

I got handjobs, anal penetration, and a few blowjobs from my younger sister when I was a teen, good stuff.

>be me, extremely horny and a sexual degenerate 14 year old that jerked off multiple times a day
>have a sister at the time, 11
>I developed some strange fetishes, one was incest so I wasn't opposed to doing that stuff

>convinced her to bend over for me so i can grab her ass, and jerk off to it
>convinced her to give me handjobs and finish me many times while she was naked
>thighfucked her
>i accidentally came in her ass, also first and only time i penetrated

>stopped when I was 16 and she was 13

do you ever discuss this with her?

how old are you now?

>be teenage son
>snoop around mom's phone at night because of curiosity
>find out she's been cheating on my dad with my neighbor for at least a year
>makes me diamonds and i jerk off to the thought

>be me was 24 sis was 22
>found her passed out drunk
>enter room removed her panties
>fingered her for like 20 minutes
>stopped put everything in place
>went to bathroom licked my fingers
>came so hard

Rarely, we mention it every now and then.
I am 18 now.

you should get drunk with her and try and start it back up.

Everyday I grow tired of my wife mental illness anxiety it keeps me up when I have early shifts and I constantly have to take care of her after working to pay our bills sometimes I just wanna walk away but I pity her

know the feeling, found out my mom was cheating with her coworkers

The plan is to eventually start again, but in a way that's right

Already posted this on a few old secret threads, but fuck it. I'm an attention whore at heart.

For frame of reference I'm nineteen.

I have a sister, fifteen, and a lesbian.

She has a girlfriend, also fifteen. However the girls a late bloomer and looks maybe twelve.

I saw said girlfriend in public, shoplifting. I obviously took a picture of it for evidence, but decided against turning her in. I instead used it to blackmail her for sex. She was furious with me, and I felt like an ass after words, but I did it a few more times before deleting the picture out of guilt. She never told anyone about it, but was still angry with me. Though after a few months she ended up forgiving me. Possibly because I only had her do oral, possibly for some other reason. But a bit after she forgave me we ended up having sex again. We both enjoyed it that time. Probably cause there was no blackmail involves.

We still have this relationship going on, a year and a half later. Is it shitty that I continue to fuck my sisters girlfriend? Yes. But I enjoy it.

And yes, the age gap is legal where I live.

It's a fucking horrible feeling man, but it turns me on a lot

It's me, the 27 year old with a 15 year old girlfriend, back to answer questions and trigger retarded moralfags

how's everyone doing ? it fucking rained all damn day here

Astronaut2431 live in sac 8/10 guy

I jack off thinking of my mom as a piss and cum slut for friends and strangers. It drives me nuts.

Walk away user. Staying will only drag you down. Death is inevitable, live your life on your own terms.

holy shit, that would be very hot

I'm having really really bad cravings to kill or cut myself... and even considering making a thread on Yea Forums where I do cuts for trips or something. Btw when i say kill i mean kill others, not myself...
I dont have anyone right now that I can talk to about it, so these feelings are just here festering and it's so hard not to give in

I dont know, I enjoyed watching her be so dirty, changed how I looked at my mom

Oh yeah, nothing makes me as hard

there is no "right way" to fuck your sister user.

just get it started up again. you could also make decent bank selling the videos. there's almost no actual incest videos and people with the fetish would definitely pay for it.

same here, definitely started to make me think of her in a sexual way.

selling the videos is something i definitely dont want to do right now, considering her age. i'd love to fuck her though, makes me hard thinking about it

Never had the heart to abandon people I need I’m in too deep no kids but we’ve had a few good times I’m slowly dying inside but maybe if worth it if she doesn’t die for real

I should have told my dad, but enjoyed watching it too much

I'm also the person who made the cutting post, but I'm also really wanting to leave my current partner, but I thinks it's coming from a self destructive place. Hes such an amazing man but... I just want to be single, and I keep hurting him over and over. I'm really not in a good place right now and I especially dont think I should be in a relationship at the moment

The breaking point for me was discovering that she shaves

I was 17 and was messing around with a friends little sister who was 14

How old are you?

Would rather not share. I'm a younger person though

I got invited to an 'orgy' after an anime convention and turned out to be 1 of only 3 girls there.

pimped out a girl I was fucking around with

people seemed pretty pissed off about you in the other thread, but from everything you said and the answers you gave, it really didn't seem like a bad or toxic relationship. I don't know why they kept going after you

how old was she? what did you charge? what was the average clientele

I fucked my friends mom,was few years after graduation.

I’m cheating on my husband and leaving him in about three months. I won’t tell him that I’ve been sleeping with some guy i met from Yea Forums cause that would hurt too much but yeah. Leaving hubby here soon.

Is she hot?

she was 31 was always short on money and was tired of her borrowing from me so told her she could make easy money fucking. usually charged 30 for bj, and 80 to fuck, average clientele was mostly black guys (she was white)

avg mom, good tits, but loved to suck and fuck could go forever

my wife has been cheating on me with some guy she met on Yea Forums, but what she doesn't know is that it was basically planned. the dude from Yea Forums reached out to me shortly after they started fucking. I'm just biding time and building my case for the divorce. I plan on her losing everything out of this.

I certainly you stopped fucking her after she sullied herself by allowing a negro to touch her

I been working for a guy here on Yea Forums he wants me to expose his wife however he doesn’t know I’m stealing both of their credit card info and other valuables when they finalize their divorce I’ll basically own them both

wasnt fucking her after she was whoring

You never got caught?
A girl that i know realized that her boyfriend's bestie had pics of her ass and was so disgusted and dissapointed on him but never told his boyfriend.
Although I would love to had that pics because she's freaking thicccc

How did that go?

Savage AF

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>be me, 14 yo
>texting with a girl at 2 or 3 am
>"user I heard something, I think my dad has opened a drawer"
>she tells me she once saw that in that drawer there were a lot of condoms
>she thinks they are fucking
>I get hard af and jerk off to my thoughts

I have to keep that memory away every time I see her parents

I fuck my married, Pakistani neighbour behind my boyfriend's back.

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Comfies on losing your child.

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It was really hot. My wife loved calling my ex a whore and saying she owned her. I got to see my ex naked while I fucked my wife. Win win

who's gonna know it was you

give us a 3 year range

What happened?

awhhh our baby finally learned to draw on screen!! how precious UwU

wat? this doesn't even make sense to me user? draw on what screen?

one user called you out for samefagging
you posted a screencap they supposedly shows you were not, in fact, samefagging
i believe you used a photo editing application to make it seem as though you were only tagged as the OP of one of those posts, however you truly did samefag

It's obvious that the picture is shopped.

Very slow, awkward start in the hotel room with one of the other girls giving a bj to her bf.
Reminded me of a school dance with people sticking to the walls watching them until another guy joined in and everyone started getting naked. Got fucked and dp'd.
Not as cringy and hopeless as you might expect from a bunch of weebs.

You should just kill yourself for being a pedo

What in the fuck is wrong with you

ooooh okay. now I get it. the image was cropped in MS paint. other than that. not doctored in any way.

Abuse user joining another trainwreck thread.

how the fuck do you even manage that? why haven't her parents killed you? why not in jail?

abuse user? are you the femanon that was telling the slutty stories about how you used to pleasure your stepdad? how did you imitate that relationship?

i sexually abused my sister snd my mother when they were asleep. sister had the best smell of the world

Imitate it?

I only thought one of the stories was a bit on the slutty side the rest detailed the abuse.
He was my step dad after he married my mom but this started when they were dating

I am a guy and for some reason I really want to be someone’s bitch not sure why, I guess it’s kind of a cucky thing

so you didn't start the sexual relationship? it seemed a lot like you wanted it

probably a power dynamics things.

well, we met through her mother. I rent a house from the mother, and she introduced us. said she'd like her daughter to get to know me, that Id make a good boyfriend. so that's how it started.

now we live together and it's going great. it's legal and anyone important approves of it

No i didnt start it. 10 year olds dont know what they want.
Maybe a different user you are thinking of?
I just wanted my sister to be fine. Not sure that counts as wanting it. I didnt seek out my mom or dad to do what they did.

Possibly, I try to not think of it but it the more I do the more I want to do it

Got my gf and sis fucked while they were passed out at a random motel by some random black dudes. Kik:mygf4bbc212

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please kill yourself

My boyfriend is only with me because I pay his phone bills and I'm convenient. I wish I could be with his best friend. He treats me way better and actually acts like he cares about me. We talk more than my bf and I do.

Then break yp with him dumb bitch. If you're the one paying for shit and you're the woman you get to be picky. Dump that nigga and get with his friend.

I'm a guy. And his friend's not gay. So it'll never happen. And nothing better has come along.

I posted my ex on Yea Forums then anonymously sent her the thread with all your twisted comments about her nudes

I’ve always wanted to auction my ex’s nudes online and let her try to buy her own privacy back

>10 year olds dont know what they want.
From what I know girls that are 10 years old and younger are easily manipulated by adults through coercion and fear.

Back when MSN messenger was a thing you could show what you were listening to in WMP.
I forgot I have that feature on and watched some cp. No idea how long I did that before I realised. Thankfully I only had a handful of people on there that would have seen, but none of them ever said anything.

Sounds about right

They never tell you the cost of therapy on the other end too. You would think you could get a discount

>They never tell you the cost of therapy
A lot of girls never get any therapy though and just end up passing the problems along to their own daughters or other family members.

I used to have this ferish where girls drink their own or someone else’s piss and loved it so much that it tempted me to try it. After weeks of planning I finally did it and i threw it up

It was a condition when i moved in with my sister. Her husband and her both thought it would be helpful for me

>It was a condition when i moved in with my sister
My only personal experience was with a girl who didn’t get any therapy to help her with her childhood abuse, but I’m not completely convinced that therapy does help anyway. Do you think that it’s helped you with yours?

When I was 12 I started making out with my moms bestfriend 8 year old daughter. When she was 10 she told me she saw her mom and dad wrestling naked and asked why her mom made weird noises. I told her what they were doing and she said she wanted to do it with me so we did. Her mom didn't like it so well when she found out we have sex together and that didn't stop us from getting married.

My daughter got really sexy and started dressing in revealing clothing. I'm so fucking turned on by her. I can't stop thinking about fucking her and beating off to her gorgeous body.

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Well it has its moments. Seeing if you can push out someones ideas of what is sane. I remember the first time we met and introduced to her.

"Hi. My mom and dad had sex with me. I was a living sex toy for 7 years. Pleased to meet you"

Maybe it was her accent. Or maybe the English are hard to phase. Or maybe this abuse is normal where she is from. Either way she didnt react how I wanted her to.

I think it helps to talk. At least vent about it. Like "i was here. This happened"

>I think it helps to talk.
My girlfriend talked about it with me a lot but she got pretty horny when she did. It was like a sexual addiction for her.

I saw my friend's bare ass

Good God, man. Pulling out 1) form of contraception 2) is fun if you are cumming ON someone, especially if she is into that kind of thing.

Her legs are fantastic

Tell me about it. I want to cum all over her smooth thighs. She turns me on like crazy.

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Did you guys cum in her pussy or something?

Fuuuuuck

I get that. You can get guilty getting off on some of it. My complex ended with me trying it on with collegues and randoms in clubs. Sex is liberating. And control

Hello nurse

She's built to fuck now

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>I get that. You can get guilty getting off on some of it
It was hard for me to understand when we were first living together. She always said that she absolutely hated what her uncle did to her at the time when it was happening. But 15 or so years later she was very turned on talking about it and re-enacting her abuse.

I would pin her down and make her have my baby. Shes sexy and she looks like the type to feel that primal urge to have cum inside her.

Took this of her at the beach

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my biggest fetish is teens in latex and high heeled boots, but it's pretty hard to come across and it makes me depressed

>Senior field trip
>go into my gfs hotel room and get busy
>before we fuck I convince her to wear a blindfold
>she agreed and I made sure she couldn’t see out of the top or bottom
>open the blinds and my friends are all in the parking lot waiting
>fuck her against the window and they see all of her
I never told her, but she always had an exhibitionism fetish but was too scared to do anything

Ex gf got in contact with me and after ignoring her for several years i broke and responded to her. She wants to meet up, do i take this opportunity to finally get a gf again or just smash and pass. Need advice bros...

that is truly pathetic, good work.

Not so much a secret since I've told most of my friends, but my second ex confided in me that she fucked animals.

smash and pass. Guaranteed.
You broke up with her for a reason. Now that she comes back she has nothing more to add to the table, as a woman, her value decreased, while as a man, yours increased.
Smash it for the memories. Never get back with her again. She will smash a few times, then try to get you back together. Don't. Agree to smash, but nothing more.
Also, smash her hard, unlike back then. Be rough, borderline violent and spank that ass. Trust me, you'll enjoy the schadenfreude.
Godspeed bro.

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Well she broke up with me. Idk why and she admitted that she doesnt know why either kek, but yeah i guess youre right. How many smashes should i go for? Until i get bored of her right or find a better girl?