Been a mall cop for 3 years, ama

How much do you make? After taxes. Per week/per month?

i work 32 hours a week at a rate of $13.50/hr. just got a fifty cent raise last week on account of being with the company before the start of 2019. i make about $390 a week after taxes, so $1560 a month. not great by any means, but alright compared to most people my age as i have a consistent schedule that never changes and the ability get overtime once in awhile.

Tell us a story about black shoppers.

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Ever catch people fucking in a parked car?

I want to be felt up by a security guard so bad. Have u ever done that?

Paul SHART mall FART

When you find kids fucking, do you break it up, or watch for a minute?

where the fuck do i begin.

the retail gods planted this mall in a shitty part of a rust belt city, but the mall pretends to be upscale yet more than half its clientele are ghetto trash. can't go a fucking a day without organized gangs of black women boosting from forever 21 or h&m. they'll mace loss prevention agents, other guards, whoever stands in their way. and then cry harrassment and racism when we tell them to gtfo. mall management are pussies that refuse to let us go hands on/detain even in the event of a felony. i've witnessed countless larcenies in front of me yet can't do a damn thing besides tell them to leave. can't even touch their stolen merchandise.

i'd say the hoodrat teenagers are worse tho, they break into cars/steal bikes constantly and the local pd won't do shit besides take them home if they even bother to go after them. we had the same group of kids come seven times this evening trying to fuck around and steal shit. and we can't do a goddamn thing besides follow them towards the end of property.

i used to be a pc faggot but this job has honestly blackpilled the fuck out of me and i've turned a tad racist. oh well.
happens probably once a month honestly, often in the parking garages or the outer parking lots late at night. i never really bother them because i don't care enough to, unlike most guards who act like it might as well be a national security crisis. i might drive in circles around their car a couple times just to be a dick, but i leave them be for the most part. my supervisor and i actually rolled up on two people fucking at around 3:30 in the afternoon last sunday and they practically shat themselves.
as in terms of searching somebody? no, never. our client requires us to have a hands-off policy unless we're in imminent danger or given direction by the local pd. it never has come to that, so no.

Check to see if there's a Russian base underground?

A nigger lady stole old candy from a clothing store. Im sure people have gone for the books at higher end clothing stores like saks fifth Avenue and carolina Herrera

children's clothing is a really hot commodity, especially towards the end of august. but clothing in general is probably like 95% of all stolen items, so that's not exciting. we had a group of kids jump the counter of the chinese place in the food court the other night and steal some drinks, but again nothing exciting. we actually don't deal with larcenies. stores have to use their own loss prevention agents to make stops. we just tell people who steal to leave even if it means them hanging on to the shit they took.
no russian base, but a couple north korean satellites fly over the mall nightly.