Plz be my bf i am lonely

>kek

Not adequate enough. Provide more information

yea discord is pretty cool

:|

good bby how about u?

No. It isn't.

I could use a second gf, do you like hiding under desks and giving blowjobs?

y

Literally tits or gtfo
(with timestamp)

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i just want bf to love me :(

whats ur discord ill be ur best friend dont worry men

i mean, if you're willing to give me blowjobs every day you'll earn my love in no time flat. also, how's your body? unfortunately that matters.

Post pics with timestamp. I'm pretty shallow

come on, i even got dubs. gimme a pic

do u like smoking?

post the titties and we'll get you sorted

Works for both sexes.

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titz oder todt,,wir sehen keine hangermilchers

we love u bruh it's cool

>titz oder todt
>kek
>my fucking sides, the germans are in this too

i’ll send titties if ur hot i don’t want a sleezy fat nice guys to see them :3

fake and gay

i’m not gay and i’m not a guy :(

Bait shouldn't be this obvious.

Just post tiddies and timestamp already.

if you really wanted a "bf" you'd post your body for all to see, then the real chads that you want will send you dick pics and you may shop as a typical E-Thot. you're not doing that, however, so you're fake and fucking gay.

snapchat?

Hi :)

I love you femanon when you look at the moon know that i am with you looking at it , when you are fingering your beautiful pussy know that i am with you doing it take care baby

Only if you have XX chromosomes

keep it going lads she likes the attention

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Why should my chromosomes matter?
I'm a girl :3

Sure, i'll be your bf OP, only if you're older then 22 though.

No you're not

Can I be your gf?

You're not a girl, nor are you a female, you're a mentally ill man.
>Trump 2020

look at it this way OP
post tits, and youre guaranteed atleast a handfull of beta orbiters

too bad cause i am a fem and trump is my daddy

No

can we have a feet timestamp at least?

It's a dude, dude.

titties

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well done!
welcome
enjoy your harem of neckbeards

XX chromosomes or GTFO

everyone's losing their shit rn

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Age?

hey go look at my titties

That's not a proper timestamp you jew

You need to out Yea Forums in the timestamp or its meaningless.
Then again you're not actually OP, you're pretending to be OP.
I know because I also pretended to be OP to trick everyone into thinking OP is a tranny.

u shut the fuck up

give a thumbs up or peace sign or something so we know that you didn't just find an image and add the caption on Snapchat

help i just want bf

Nice edit fag

Desperate faggot that will believe anything

you got a snapchat or something?

won't even give an age

/thread

haha am fem

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give some way to contact you and i'm sure one of these orbiters will click with you

Nice tits, welcome to 30 guys thirsting over you

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im not convinced.
im gonna need to see your soles- born male and born female feet look completely different.

Wow those are perfect. How could you possibly need a bf with such awesome tits

it's legit boys

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Okay I believe you, would suck on those tiddies.
I have money and can bench 225 lbs, tell the rest of these broke niggas to be quiet and give me your snapchat.

nice dubbos and you got it babe

cause she already has one just wants attention from Yea Forums. Honestly its probably the bf posting the pictures himself and his gf being like "sure you can show my body off"

So you are leaving me hanging you stupid fuckin BITCH you are all the SAME FUCKYOU i am 5'11" 125 pounds you will not ever find better but you probably want someone who's gonna beat you up you dirty little bitch ALL WOMAN JUST DIE ALREADY BUT YOU I WANT YOU TO SUFFER FOR WHAT YOU DID TO me

>neckbeard rage

What's your snap? I'm willing to give it a shot femanon

no my bf broke up with me :( am lonely

well user goodluck on your search for the perfect neckbeard
youre, well out of my timezone
nice tits though

bullshit, you don't even say your age, you can't expect people to be your bf without age.

my gf just broke up with me recently, i'm with you femanon

any way to contact you?

[email protected]
i will give snap

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[email protected]
i don’t want nasty boys havin my snap

being a 31 year old neckbeard is hard... you annons are lucky to be probably like 21.

im 24 incel who doesn't hate women, just anxiety, any life advice for me papa?

its ok friend ull die soon

Is that your email? Gmail says it doesnt exist

Moar tits? They're awesome

yea go get a girl right fucking now, once you hit 25 and up its over annon. Stop being afraid, rejection sucks but at least you tried. I haven't tried since I was 21. I fucked my whole life up.
sadly i doubt that...

email does not go through. fake or typo?

of course it doesn't exist, like I said annon she won't even give her age.

too bad I have a gf alread, I'd love yo keep you company and be your long distance bf

Youre not the only one. I know the feels boss single since 21 been 7 years since my last relationship.

do u not have money? young girls will date u if u have money

[email protected] i forgot am using different one :) sorry chads

bro you're only 31, that's still young by most standards. don't give up because you've make dumb choices. go to bars to find girls and shit, and maybe take a shower.

:(

nope I don't even have a job.
Yea I don't socialize at all, and I definitely don't want no bar skanks.

plz be my gf i am lonely

Watching a Sandman video and see this thread. Lel

tbh do online dating then. it's easy and you can find people interested in the same things as you. better than the crapshoot that is irl.

sent you an email

I've tried them, I don't lie and so it fucks me over. I don't have any real interests. My only interests is getting into a relationship and keeping it.

email me then user

but I also don't want kids which is my biggest downfall.

sent, if you just wanna talk ig

just play vidya like me :) u dont need any girls

a man has needs, sexual needs.

how ugly are you? willing to do an unsee . cc?

no

mean :(

im not looking for that

its not that i'm ugly its just i'm socially inept for my age. I don't even know where the to meet a girl my age. I don't work so thats out of the question, don't go to school. I am literally out of options unless I go to a club or fucking bar which I refuse to do.

Anons, this is bad. Shes underaged. Underage tits are shown here. Abort! Abort! Abort!

do you have friends irl, or only online? do you ever do any sort of activity outside, like volunteering, or a group meetup or fightan games locals or something?

idc about this whore, im talking to the 31 year old guy

how old is she lmfaoo

Then this isnt meant for you but for anons pursuing something with her.

Nah, you can't act like a retarded desperate little faggot and then claim to be joking when someone calls you out on it.

She said she 16

no u

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nope, i literally do nothing and thats my problem. I have 0 interest in volenteering, the last time i did a meet up i felt out of place cause everyone knew each other and had inside jokes and i had nothing in common with anyone, and I don't care to play games outside of my house.

nice dubs also damn underage boobies

Your HRT appears to be coming alone nicely

heh

check deez trips doe brah

explains why she wouldn't say her age, report the images Yea Forumsros

I just noticed that hahaha.
Yupp. She's jailbait.

i just want bf :(

ahah gottem

have you ever had friends? i'm not trying to be mean, just asking. there's something nice about doing certain things with people who seem to genuinely enjoy your company- it brings out the best in you and them. for some, it's playing specific games in-person like dnd, magic or smash bros, for normies, it's getting drunk and eating good food.
i think maybe you need to try out a couple more of these things and find something that clicks with you.

I don't care about tits but post your pussy or ass and I'll buy you dinner

not only are you violating a global rule but you are purposely trying to get people in trouble by posting underage content.

u tell em user

Where are you from?
What do you look like?

that’s not my purpose i like older guys user i’m not trying to get anyone in trouble but oki :(

not into DND, tried to play magic at a comic book store and i felt EXTREMLY out of place. Not into eating nasty food. I am just fucked.

anyways man, it was good talking with you, hope to find you in another thread user, godspeed

you're literally why no one trusts women.

indeed women are shit

good bye anons and chads i hope u guys have a wonderful day

Post ass first

shes underage dude

>tried to play magic at a comic book store and i felt EXTREMLY out of plac
why is that man? listen, the people who frequent these things are the same as you- looking for friends who enjoy the hobby. the only difference is, they've made more initiative to go more often.

well I don't have as many cards as them for starters. I don't really play the game anymore.

Hope to see you again, fren. Godspeed

what? how do you know

Kik?

Read up a tiny beat. I said she is 16. It's what she said in email.

Bit*

well, if you're not playing magic anymore, what hobby are you into recently? if you don't work and have no friends, masturbating is definitely not your only passtime.

WTB boyfriend

NO
>trannies
>women
>obese neckbeards
:(

um i literally play porn games, then go to Yea Forums. I am that pathetic.

I cant see it dude, are u sure she said 16?

>obese neckbeards
haha you are in the wrong place bitch

how degenerate of games are we talking? like honey select, or ntrpg?

rip me

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OP how old are you?

not even, i play sidescrollers like Eroico

are you only browsing Yea Forums or other porn boards? i like /g/ and /vp/

not OP here but Hi. I am male. here is proof I am male with peepee

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Its because I havent posted the screenshot of her admitting it. Here you go. OP is underaged.

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My bet is not a single good looking guy emailed her

I can be your bf if you wanna get to know one another you can tell me your snap if your willing

Based Eroico player.
Side scrolling H-Games are the patrician's pastime.

lul not nice user

Btw I'm 17

Nice way to get yourself banned, faggot.

sent email

Well there goes that

Kik me @ salrodrigues

Thats one of the most disgusting looking penises ive literally ever seen.

What the fuck. Are you a mexican or some other brown person? Gross.

/g/ /x/ Yea Forums /pol/
Yea I don't understand how people can play RPG porn games, so boring.

buying gf pls

It is what it is. I'm just looking out for my Yea Forumsros.

i’m underage anons sorry :(

understandable i’m just bored

still don't understand how shes not banned yet.

Mods I'm joking please don't ban me

i’m surprised that i haven’t been too

Yea Forums and /POL/ are run by a hapa tranny pedophile from the tranny discord server

they only ban hapa shitposting threads and wmaf threads and underage porn when its suits them

youve already been lulz reported by several people and ure still not banned nobody cares anymore about the rules

looks like it was sculpted by the gods

whats Yea Forums??

oh and if you make a thread asking for money, literally got banned for a fucking week cause I was trying to ask for some money.

just preface your begging thread with I NEED A Yea Forums PASS PLZ and theyll let is stay up

my sides

sure

It won't let me email you. You have another email OP