Hi Yea Forums
I'm Swedish. Going to USA for the first time tomorrow. Going to SF, Vegas, LA and Houston.
What to expect? What should I see?
I am most eager to visit "The Rock". What to expect next? Shooting range in Texas? Casino? Hollywood?
I'm intrigued! Any idea is interesting!
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be careful of poo in SF.
Sf- gay as fuck. Decent looking buildings. Everyone is butt hurt the rent is too damn high.
LA smog...traffic, smog.
Vegas, hot and depends on your motivation. Sex, boos, gambling, hookers, convention, etc.
Houston, why? Why to any of them, but what about Houston Texas makes you say hey I'm gonna drop thousands of dollars to go visit Houston fucking texas.
how long are you staying?
What the fuck? Should I try to forget and ignore or remember?
Come to Sacramento and i'll drive you around town in my 2003 Chevy Monte Carlo.
You're gonna get aids from just existing in SF. have fun.
LA is impossible to visit as a tourist. It's a giant suburb. I would stick to venice beach and Santa Monica probably. Eat tacos from a taco truck.
Avoid "hollywood". Don't go. Particularly Hollywood & Vine area.
You could check out the Tar Pits if that is of interest. Also the Museum of Jurassic Technology is pretty weird and great.
just see where you walk
Those places are also rather far apart. Hope you've budgeted travel time between them.
~ a day's drive between each except texas
Also you should note absolutely non of those cities have public transportation. You should either rent a car or prepare to Uber everyhwere.
From Scotland here so this reply will have absolutely no use to you.
I went to Sweden last year, 2 days in Stockholm before we travelled up to Are and Ostersund.. As beautiful as Stockholm is what a fucking boring city! We couldn't find any decent bars or anything to do that was "fun". We did go to the Vasa museum which was fucking hilarious.
Get yourself to New York, brilliant city
'The Rock' is a bit overrated imo. Don't spend much time in Fisherman's Wharf as its all tourist shit. Go check out 'lands end' and the ruins of the sutro baths instead. Walk the golden gate bridge or rent a bike and bike it end to end. Fun districts to hang out in: Lower Height, Hays Valley, Alamo Square Park, and Dolores Park. Do drugs have a great time
also SF has decent public transit for a dumb american city (far worse than Sweden, but still usable) and is super small so you can either walk everywhere, take the bus, or MUNI. Take the BART from the airport and save yourself some money
Don't go to Hollywood unless you want to be let down and surrounded by homeless
you will be fine, since there are a large population of niggers like you
Speaking for sf and la...
Hard or inconvenient to use aren't the same thing as non existent.
You can safely avoid Las Vegas.
Swap LA for San Diego
Compared to most euro fags they would consider it nonexistant.
but sure... they do both have a exceedingly bad public transit system. I'm sure houston and Vega do too by those standards.
I'm travelling with someone who has buddies in Houston. Otherwise I wouldn't want to go there.
But I did like to play as Dallas in NHL 98 on PS1 and I've listened to a lot of Explosions In The Sky (from Austin) so I guess I've always wanted to go to Texas. Yet not. The weather must be horrible?
And swap Houston for San Antonio
And Austin
Also why the fuck are you going to Houston????
always remember in the USA
Oh, and swap SF for Seattle
Fuck a minor and see what happens
Fuck off with your spam politics.
there is nothing in San Diego except SeaWorld
It's gonna be hot as fuck. Houston is a massive city full of Texas niggers.
If I was you i'd skip the big Texas city shit holes and go to some real small Texas towns. Walk into the local bar and use your accent to fuck some country girl. Texans outside the big cities are nice as fuck. Just don't be a Euro fag and tell them guns or bad or that Muslims are nice people. Eat a fucking steak, drink a bug light, shoot some guns, fuck a country girl...boom...easy.
Dallas, Houston, Austin, and San Antonio are all shit. Don't waste a penny in any of those cities.
Yea fuck LA.. shitty place wit a way too good rep
Stanna i SF, bög.
About the only thing interesting in San Diego are the old sailing ships at the Embarcadero. The city itself is full of stupid people and corrupt politicians.
Los Angeles could arguably be described as SD times ten, but it also has some interesting ethnic enclaves. Stay away from the Jews there … except maybe Canter's Deli.
lol, Seattle is way lamer than SF. Its better living, but not as much fun stuff to do unless you like dive bars and hiking
You're retarded. Wait, you're likely from LA so same thing.
>Houston
Endless niggers, spics, and pajeets. Traffic is awful because some retard is always getting into a wreck. It's a shithole that needs a nuke.
Make the grand tour of the three cities. austinlizards.com
How much of San Diego have you even been to? Don't tell me, you're a Zonie.
Are you gay? This is a legitimate question.
I'm from Houston.
Have Becks Prime and order the duck at auntie chang's dumpling house.
You can try to enjoy the Mexican food if you want but it's better to go to Mexico for that. Places that sell horchata are taco palenque and la michoacana meat market. Just get the drink I recommend the michoacana tacos. It is pretty good if you're foreign.
Lived there from 1960 to 1970 and from 1992 to 2003. LA in the interim.
I live in clear lake and only go to Bellaire and the Woodlands.
No wonder! Your input, while great for someone in a nursing home, is irrelevant for anyone who has full control of their bowels.
I think Dallas and Houston are ok. I have gone to san Antonio and it wasn't that bad it was better than Florida and California. But i see what you're saying.
Austin I dislike. It's still nice in your college years.
I fart in your general direction, silly Angelino.
You apparently can't read in your old age. I'm from San Diego, grandpa. Remember to always look on the bright side of life.
Houstonfag here.
Definitely visit the Woodlands and baybrook mall in clear lake. Baybrook has a Rouxpour and maggiano's and a dave and buster's outside on the good part of the mall.
You should definitely visit Mexico if you can for the food if you're around these parts of the new world.
Not just The Galleria. I think it's clised for remodeling and construction building
Yeah, I mean Dallas and Houston have some really good places to eat and party. I love the BBQ in Houston. That shit is the fucking bomb.
>What should I expect to see?
Homeless people, needles, and literal human waste everywhere.
Woodlands? Why the fuck are you recommending he go there?
Agreed!
Sugar Land is a spic shithole. Everywhere else that feels like downtown is a nigger shithole.
>LA
>SF
Cringe
>Houston
>Las Vegas
Based
Just ok I don't want more niggers ruining the party scene.
Keep in mind it's a tourist from Sweden you're talking to.
>I'm from San Diego
As if there were a significant difference.
It's a nice white part of town. You invite him to sugar land and Pasadena and downtown where he wants to go.
Fuck downtown Houston.
Why are you not going to New York. That’s pretty much the best city in the US
In Houston go to This is It Restaurant. It is great soul food food. There is a bad ass indoor gun range in La Port.
The two places an European tourist is going to go are The Galleria and downtown. I don't reccomend either. I'm taking the Russians to a decent place.
Didn't realize people fly thousands of miles to experience a nice white part of town.
"Hey bud, welcome to Woodlands. It's uhhhh really nice here. Wanna go grab a mocha frap at starbucks? Cause that's pretty much all there is to do here".
Like seriously, wtf is there to do in Woodlands? Why would you recommend he go there?
Lol. You live in the suburbs don't you.
Texas is a massive shithole flyover state that no one gives a fuck about. The Alamo is literally the only interesting thing to see in Texas. Everything else including BBQ is done better elsewhere.
Fuck you. I bet your Memphis BBQ lovin' ass that Texan BBQ is better. I've had both and Memphis BBQ is absolute shit.
Traffic is not that bad anymore Texans however are driving like psychos at fast speeds and honking over any small nuisance.
They are all armed and dangerous.
Dont forgot the Walmart. Fucking Woodlands sucks. Might as well go on up to Conroe and bang some trailer trash.
>What to expect?
As soon as it becomes known that you're from Sweden, expect everyone you interact with to ask you your opinion on The Swedish Chef from The Muppets and if you can understand anything he says.
This.
wtf lol no one gives a fuck about gay ass Memephis either.
Let me help out...
Memphis has pretty decent BBQ I would agree, but Texas hands down has the best brisket. It's all about the smoke ring boys!
Downtown L.A. for an authentic experience.
Texans are the nicest white people ever in the best red state and it doesn't feel like the rest of America.
I go to Chicago for the food and that's it. Nowhere else is appealing to me.
Says the tweeker from Ridgecrest
Understand that you're going to the shittiest places in America.
Why would you choose those places?
Movies???
Why Houston? It's a pretty gettoh city with good sea food and not much else, I recommend San Antonio/Austin for touristy stuff
Dont go to houston. Go to san antonio or at least dfw. Houston is a ahit hole abd theres nothing to do there. Besides fucking ugly women.
This country has gone to the shitters and worse because of Socialism. Stockholm -was- beautiful.
This is some nice advice. I will stay in Houston but the chance of going around by car. Any small towns in mind? Mostly to talk, I'm not looking into hooking up. But I love talking politics and I'm far from a "Euro fag". I like guns, I dislike muslims and I like steak.
Puss
San Antonio flavors...
So, OP, I'll tell you a story about my friend Peter Bergöö. He's from Malmö, I think.
Twenty years ago he came to visit his cousin Peter Hewitt in Claremont (the eastern end of Los Angeles County). He says to his cousin "Are we close enough to Mexico to visit? I hear Tijuana is interesting."
"It's a few hours by car each way. We could break our journey in San Diego, my friend user lives there, and his girlfriend lives in Ensenada. So we maybe we could stay a couple of days in Tijuana."
So Peter Bergöö went back to Sweden to tell his family that Tijuana was his favorite part of the visit because he got a personal tour of the place.
Showing up as a tourist anywhere in the world is problematic. It really helps to have a local show you around.
But if you do visit Tijuana on your own, your best bet would be to book at the Palacio Azteca and get tips from the concierge. Use the Uber app if you can to get around. Visit CECUT and Mercado Hidalgo. Eat at La Encomienda and at Los Remedios, both on the northwest corner of Glorieta Lincoln, at least once.
No one there knows how to use the subjective, sonny.
Go out to Brookshire while you are in Houston. There is a little bar there and you will probably get laid.
cejas de plumón
Are you flying to all those places or driving?
I went to endless restaurants the woodlands mall walked outside and got a jamba juice orange juice sat on the scenery looked at white teenagers asses and walked on the HEB and bought clothes. I didn't go to the movies cause it was a shithole but I traveled to another nice white part of town for that before stopping by El Hidalguense for oven baked Mexican Lamb with pineapple water.
I as a travel guide and taxi will have
Foreign people in nice white parts of town. Better than any mentally ill edge your niggerlover ass has to say.
DTLA has actually been pretty massively gentrified. Some of the streets are have homeless at night, but they keep getting pushed further south, and you'll barely notice them during the day.
No you don't realize it bitch.
Ahh, you're from Palm Springs.
This. There’s shit everywhere in SF
He's a tourist.
>Vegas
good luck.
midwest us here.
all accept vegas are liberal shitholes.
hope you have a good time though.
Houston might be the best place he goes.
Everyone in Texas hates Houston, even people from Houston hate Houston, it was ruined by niggers after Katrina and the fact that oil workers get a shit load of money and three months off, lots of drugs and crime, mosquitoes, pollution, it's a business city way more than a tourist city
Go to Miami Chicago and Mexico.
Bro go to New York. Fuck half those places you listed.
>rent a car
This.
Skip gay taxi and nigger taxi.
Sounds like you’re going to have a bad time
Best place on his list.
In SF you can rent a car and take a day trip to Napa and Sonoma counties. Lots of fun wineries.
San Francisco is a shithole don't go there
Vegas is awesome. You like animals? Boom, Mandalay bay, mirage, you like girls, boom like 1000 strip clubs. You like shopping, boom every major casino has a theme park and mall. You like cars, antique car collection at the imperial palace. You like golf, airplanes, food, swimming, Las Vegas has it all...
this
downtown LA is one of the best places in the world. You have historical Olvera Street where you will find the best Mexican food you'll ever have. Right next to that is little Tokyo which has a fuck ton of stores selling anime and Japanese products as well as many amazing Ramen noodle shops. Then Next to that is china town which of course has awesome Chinese restaurants and markets.
San Francisco is also fantastic. Lots of historical shit there too. China town probably even bigger. You got the bay right there so definitely try the seafood. the streets Haight-Ashbury is probably one of the most significant places to check out besides the Golden Gate Bridge.
The south is famous for its BBQ sure, but California BBQ specializes in Tri TIp which is a must try at some point. Pic related.
Las Vegas is great. Its fun to stay in a casino right on the Strip and the Hotels and Casino all draw you in with tons of freebee coupons for discount drinks and buffets.
Texas is just gay. 100%
Tourist propaganda. I would talk that shit about California not Texas. LA is ok.
Florida is better than California
Not the shittiest places if you consider the rest of the south north and midwest
Texas is full of racist white trash trump supporters too.
>good seafood
Hell no cajun nigger is not good seafood
and yet you can no longer say human, you now must say hupeople. Same with mankind, you can now only say peoplekind.
I think he only wants to go to Mexico city and surrounding places where there is no cartel presence.
Border cities are just that, shitholes close to America.
You'll enjoy Texas the least, OP. Guaranteed.
But that's your mentally ill political bullshit. I bet your local bucee's is pretty wholesome.
If you can't defend your cities from liberal AIDSshit that's too fucking bad. Here are your consequences.
Hey Sweden bro you should watch small town security ibstead of breaking bad.
shut up retard.
LA is the center of the world.
Also almost forgot there are more marijuana dispensers and cafes in one city block than there are McDonald and Starbucks.
You can get high as fuck right in the shop and then go get a pitcher of beer and noodles at the restaurant Shin-Sen-Gumi Hakata Ramen in Little Tokyo.
>automatic resort to name calling
We get it, you're a leftist. It's ok.
Oh shut the fuck up. Downtown LA is not one of the best places in the world. You're gonna get some seriously bad karma for recommending that boring shit hole.
Fuck you.
OP here
Shitload of comments and helpful tips! Thank you all! I have taken notes and all.
The disputes you have between cities and states, it's the same here so I'm thinking that's just random shitposting as per usual.
I would say I'm right, but this differ from the countries view of politics.
I guess I'm more republican. Where do I speak loud about it and where do I shut up about it? I'm guessing in Houston I can get a MAGA cap. But will I get knifed down for saying something wrong in SF/CA?
Thank you all in advance for response. :)
He's leaving Sweden to get away from the faggot commies, and here you are recommending he visits an even bigger commie shit hole.
you will get shot broe im sorry
Outside any city in the U.S. and you'll be fine. I wouldn't dare wear a MAGA cap in a city. That's where all the soy boys are located and those fascists are FUCKING VIOLENT.
>jelly flyover state hillbilly fags
enjoy fucking your sister dipshit
huuurhuuur you fuck your sister
Enjoy living in a fucking shit hole. I can't wait till the next civil war pops off so I can blast you gun-less fucks.
The Left, everybody
>slow. clap.
In Vegas and California you don't want to forget In n out and white castle.
Definitely have Mexican food and Chinese food in California.
lol so mad
is it because you and your sistermother had your 5th retard incest baby this year?
I feel bad that you're coming to the left side of America. Since I live in SF I have to go through human shit, angry niggers who attack others for no reason, drug addicts, drug dealers who sell drugs in broad daylight, Angry Immigrants, Muslims who try and steal your stuff, Muslims who hold a baby with scuffed clothes on begging for money (Which is a scam), Progressives pushing gentrification and blaming Trump for all the victims who are affected by it, and I can go on and on about it. Do not visit SF, it has changed and all the culture from it is gone. The City is very boring to visit. Except for the few surviving places that are worth while to check out like Tonys Pizza
1570 Stockton St, San Francisco, CA 94133
And the Forrest Gump Restaurant
39 Piers Box M-211, San Francisco, CA 94133
When you get to SF stay away from the Haight (ULTRA Gay place filled with normies who moved in for Software) charge ridiculous prices for fucking anything and stay away from Downtown, scummy place to get robbed or raped /:
>"haha your on the left and i'm on the right!!!"
imaging being this mentally disabled?
enjoy the skill of maneuvering around human shit and HIV/HPV riddened needles
>imagine being this upset on a shitposting board
Lmao I'm a SF citizen and this is 100% accurate right here
That's what I was thinkin'. Folks sure is angry in here for it being a stupid image board
lol no gives a shit about you and no one ever will faggot
In n out I barely know. But White castle looks like childrens burgers. Are they really that good? I doubt it.
Why Mexican and Chinese there? Is that in general or some specific chain?
Taco bell I've heard is making you sit on the shitter.
Im from cali(so cal) heen to houston plenty of times since i live in louisiana now and have been to vegas plenty of times since when i lived in cali i was a few hours away.
>SF
its windy, the coast is nice to visit but not to swim in since its cold. Golden gate, you have to get a pic for memories, the crazy steep hills are a nice pic. Obvoiusly Alcatraz is a must.
>LA
Hella people, moatly Asian now. Traffic is insane, Griffith observitory is a must(good view of hollywood sign as you hike up, or bus up). Beaches are a must. Walk of stars is a must, china theater is must.
>Vegas
Alot of of clubs have dress codes. I wear button ups, sperries, and jeans. Clubs usually open at 1000pm. But dont staet popin till 12am. Cuz people are drunk, buy tickets on line to save money instead of paying at door, also usually a quicker line for online tickets.(most clubs at the casinos have people preforming from rappers to dj's so hence tickets) Casinos for gambeling are pretty much all the same. I just get $20 on penny slots and drink free all night.
>Houston
Eventbrite app helps see what preformences are going on in your area houston like LA has alot of bug clubs and underground bar seenes. Also a good ammount of Asians they have like a little Asia town wich is cool to visit. Twin peaks resturaunt is good food females serve you in bikinis. If your in houston Galviston(the beach city on the Gulf is only an hr away) its nice to visit but water is warm.
>Your Sweedish?
Plenty of American females enjoy a guy with an accent and will be all over you. Because its exotic. As a straight guy i aleays try to be friendly to forigners at clubs or bars cuz its a pussy maginent lol.
Do you still wanna come here after you've seen how much we hate each other?
>no one gives a shit
>gave enough shits to reply
>faggot
Irony is strong with this one.
Bro I'm from texas. My sister has gone to Miami and new Mexico recently and i can guesstimate the rest of the country is shitty er besides texas. It just is. Here it's all i hear how great texas is.
Tennessee too there is fucking nothing there. It's ugly as shit.
Why the hell are you coming to Houston in the dead of summer?!?!
This.
Texas. For the food New York city Miami and Chicago. Get the deep dish pizza. Get white castle.
quite ridding my dick if you have nothing else to say faggot
>seething
still mad.
most people here don't enjoy a short argument, nerd.
Tucker max advertises in n out him and all the last white guys in the PUA community.
White castle had a movie you gotta appreciate those steamed soft small burgers from the 50s when America was good. The political correct name is sliders. You eat 20 of those with onions and the devils ham patty. Steamed. They're up there with Chicago deep dish pizza. Lou malnati's and uno pizzeria
Chinatown is incredible it's like real Chinese but American. Big portions.
At least Mexican food in California can be better than Mexico. You have nothing like that in Houston texas. Only becks prime and the duck in my other post.
>most people here
there wasn't any argument left you imbecilic newfag JFC
This is the best I'm recommending. No taco bell here. Taco bell is not Mexican food.
Dude trust me it's Godly.
>still seething
>still mad
>shitposting board
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Canada fag here.
Ive been all over the states driving around on vacation. In my opinion stay in vegas for most of it, see the grand canyon, maybe pop in LA. Fuck the rest
>seething
> next he'll be saying "i'm not a newfag, i've been here all summer!"
faggot
lol whatever you say tryhard
>still angry from low effort bait
Listen up OP
What you need to do is rent a pickup truck and cruise Texas and the southwest.
Make sure to have spotify or some way to play some music.
You're gonna want to get some George Strait, Randy Travis, Allan Jackson, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Tracy Lawrence, Craig Morgan, Dwight Yokam, John Anderson, and Sarah Evans loaded up on your playlist. Make sure to listen to their top hits and see which ones you like.
Then ya gonan wanna buy some jeans, button up flannel shirt, and a cowboy hat. Pick yourself up a pack of smokes or chewing tobacco (or both) and hit the open road. You fucking Euros dont have anything similar to this experience. It is pure bliss to drive on them open highways while listening to your fav country jams.
AND FOR FUCKS SAKE...THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT.
DO NOT LISTEN TO ANY COUNTRY MUSIC MADE AFTER THE YEAR 2003. The entire industry has been fucked from faggots in Nashville and it's been complete shit ever since. If anyone mentions Florida Georgia Line...get away from them ASAP. They are not to be trusted.
Good luck, OP. Have fun. We got a big and beautiful country that you can enjoy. The American way of life is the culmination of human pleasure seeking. We got this shit dooooown. No wonder why we never wanna leave this place...ITS FUCKING DOPE HERE.
Newsflash: Only fascists call other people "soy boys".
>rent a pickup truck
why the fuck you rent a truck on vacation?
Protip have the BBQ ribs in dave and buster's. Research like on YouTube and Google places to go regarding good food.
Germans have a fetish for new york
>shitty pre made franchise food
lmao might as well tell op to go to chill's and Applebees too.
FOR THE AUTHENTIC TEXAN EXPERIENCE YOU FUCK FAG
>chicanas
I'd rather be gay. GTFO
Really makes it hard to feel sorry for homeless folk
>rent a truck
>AUTHENTIC TEXAN EXPERIENCE
Its a vacation, hes not hauling his shitty sofabed and mini fridge from one trailer park to the other stupid.
You're obviously a faggot who drives a Prius.
I guess you just don't GET IT.
play craps in Vegas (hopefully you're staying on the strip)
eat brisket and drink a Dublin Dr. Pepper in Houston
sanfran and LA are overrated
no i drive a real car like an adult
i'm sure you drive crusty ass truck to a shitty fast food or rent a cop job
I bet you financed a overpriced POS that i'm sure your dumbass is paying at least 30% APR on.
What it like having a credit score below 400?
Get ready to be let down.
I live in burger land and used to think we were the best there was because thats what burgers learn in school.
Then i traveled to norway. Thought that is was kind of a fluke how happy damn near everyone was so saved up a bit and went to denmark.
In the US most jobs give you 1 to 2 weeks vacation starting out but pay you so little you cant take it. after you give 10 years to a company you will be at 3 weeks vacation MAYBE 4 if you are lucky. and depending on how much corprate cock you sucked over those 10 years will matter on if you can afford to travel with that vacation or if you take a week off to stay at home on a "staycation".
Our healthcare is an international laughing stock right along with our public school and transportation systems.
I would happily sell all my guns if i could move to norway but yall over there have some strict as shit immigration laws. for real i would like to see the US adpot them but if i said that publically i would be labeled a nazi.
If you have never been to the US i think you will be in aww at first but then grow to pitty us.
samefag
We don't have a bennigan's anymore child. Not everyone from Europe can afford Pappa's BBQ or places we haven't heard of. Big fucking deal.
Me too but with gays and niggers
yeah, be prepared to see a ton of cops. I didn't realize how much of a police state we lived in until I visited Europe and Asia.
haha nobody wants to visit SD
Eh depends on where you go.
I was saying that a lot of people get beaten down with the struggle to just get by. Where the nordic countries take a lot of your pay in taxes and provide a ton of services and saftey nets with it. In burger land the corprate overlords slash wages to pocket the money and if you loose your job then tough shit bitch go rob a gas station or something so you can be in our for profit prision system designed to keep people in.
But i dont have a degree in anything or a wife over there so im shit out of luck on the dream of moving there.
Working on getting some programing work in and once i get a few years under my belt i can start to poke around for potential jobs... but i know thats a long shot.
>Swedish
>Named Hasan
>Arabic appearance
>wears muslim garbs
Fuck off we’re full
>dont listen to new country
>lists Craig Morgan as his fave
Literally kill yourself
Fuck you faggot. Craig Morgan is this shit. He was in the same brigade as me at Ft.Campbell, KY. I literally watched that nigger become a country music star. He preformed a free concert at the base right after the army discharged him. Dope fuckin fella he is.
I American and I've never been to any of those areas.
Yikes. Sounds like your soy levels are off.
I work in the oil field of East Texas and make over 200k a year by pushing a button. Enjoy living in your shit hole state and barely being able to afford food and rent.
FGL faggot detected
I went on a trip to las vegas with my girlfriend 3 times now. The last time we were there she dared me to wear a bikini and stand on the strip.
People were coming up and giving me money, getting their pictures taken. Our trip was pretty much paid for. I did it all night
I like his stuff
Just that he’s still producing stuff and you said nothing after 2003 is good
You’re confused and probably a faggot
kys
Ps modern country is also great, try a bit of zac brown band, carly pearce, dylan scott, randy houser and jana kramer.
If you want the classics you need to add george strait and joe diffie to the list.
On second thought just kys.
California blows, Vegas is a glorified tourist trap, Dallas is probs the best part of your trip. Easy coast all day man. Maine, Boston, New York, DC museums. I can't stand the West coast. But if you're looking for the retarded crazy side to the states youre going to the right places.
You should just go to Canada OP. You'll enjoy it more. The people are half decent too
>I can get a MAGA cap
Stay in Sweden, then. The US is already too fucked up with stupid people.
Ok well I didn't wanna spend half an hour listing whats good after 2003 or not.
Randy hauser and zac brown band are good. Randy Hauser has a few songs I like.
I did list george strait btw
So kys faggot and I love you btw
And btw modern country is 95% trash. You must be under 25 if you think that shit is great.
Yeah stay in Sweden
America is full of idiots
>pic related: Sweden
Buy a bulletproof vest. And be careful because unlike sweden the people doing the mass shootings are white and will blend in with normal people so you won't see it coming
Y-you love me? ~(OwO)~
Add another 20 to that figure user
Then carry a gun to defend yourself. Practice with it, get good reflexes. Id also get good with a knife too
Choosing to get fucked in the ass over a biological female? You're already gay, son.
California has strict gun laws therefore no one gets shot.
Like how nobody does hit and runs because they're illegal
only place on there worth it is vegas. SF sucks, LA is shit, and houston is whatever.
Go to better places. see some forests in colorado, see farmlands in the midwest like ohio, stay away from florida with all your might.
You two should get a room.
Stay away from homeless people, girls are going to love your accent
kek
ITT: OP successfully trolls Ameritards by pretending to be a Swede looking for advice on an upcoming holiday. Ameritards subsequently confirm how retarded they are.
Well played, OP.
>female
How's prison?
Go get a hooker in vegas lol
You can get an escort there that looks like anyone. I fucked a girl there once i thought looked nina hartley
Sorry, I forgot you can't grasp the difference between the term biological female and girl. You zoomers use shit terms like non-binary, right?
Are you one of them twinks, boy?
You can find a lot of cute tweaker girls walking the streets. Offer these chicks $20 and they'll do anything.
Yeah, they might be addicted to meth....but so what?
Cool
Does your pp still burn when u pee?
Shut up nigger
I’m from Texas, ass
Its called a condom.
When you get laid i suggest using one
>being this desperate for muff and bitch shit.
Shut up, nigger.
Skit ner dig din pissluffare
Maine is great but the rest of those cities that you mentioned on the east coast suck. I'm saying this as a Bostonian. New England is great in the summer if you have family or friends to host you at their beach/lake/mountain house and take you out on their boat and have a clambake but it sucks as a tourist walking around a hot city. Maine is pretty fucking similar looking to Sweden with the rocky coastline and pine trees. I took my Finnish girlfriend to Maine years ago and she said it was a lot like Finland (which looks exactly like Sweden). OP will want to see a more "typical" part of America.