HELP. I'm stuck at a camp rn that I really need to get out of...

HELP. I'm stuck at a camp rn that I really need to get out of. If anyone could let me know about any physical injuries i could afflict upon myself that arent to serious or even just surface. Anything is appreciated although pls be serious with the responses

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what sort of camp?

Tennis. so even a minor foot or hand one would work.

dehydration
have a tranny suck you dry

Slam your penis in a car door, and show it to everyone.
You'll be out before you know it

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Why do you need to get out of it? Is it like rehab, like gay "rehabilitation" or like a fat camp?

So let's say you can get on top of a building just tie a rope around your wrist and the top of the building and jump off. I'm sure the aftermath will result in your requested action

What's so bad about tennis?