HELP. I'm stuck at a camp rn that I really need to get out of. If anyone could let me know about any physical injuries i could afflict upon myself that arent to serious or even just surface. Anything is appreciated although pls be serious with the responses
HELP. I'm stuck at a camp rn that I really need to get out of...
Wyatt Watson
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Chase Ramirez
Nathaniel Lopez
what sort of camp?
Benjamin Russell
Tennis. so even a minor foot or hand one would work.
Ryan Bell
dehydration
have a tranny suck you dry
Gabriel Ortiz
Slam your penis in a car door, and show it to everyone.
You'll be out before you know it
Logan Morgan
Juan Adams
Why do you need to get out of it? Is it like rehab, like gay "rehabilitation" or like a fat camp?
Connor Russell
So let's say you can get on top of a building just tie a rope around your wrist and the top of the building and jump off. I'm sure the aftermath will result in your requested action
Nathan Ward
What's so bad about tennis?
Jaxson Peterson
anything on dislocating a finger? i feel like that could be okay. ik some peeps do it with their shoulders sometimes
Levi Green
Tie the rope around your finger then
Christian Carter
tennis is fine, i just got completely baited into coming here. its a super tryhard camp when i just occasionally play for fun
Joseph Brown
fake a sprained ankle or something
Aaron Ross
Oh darn you have to play outside for a couple hours a day? It is almost like it's summer.
Underaged little faggot enjoy being a kid.
Cooper Campbell
jump/run to get stress fracture
Brandon Myers
I heard it's really hard for a doctor to prove you have back pain, just claim that, research effects of back pain so you know what does and doesn't hurt when you move a certain way.
Dominic Young
How do you expect to learn any skills without trying hard?
You'd rather try hard to hurt yourself?
Liam Gutierrez
Call someone a nigger - you’ll get beat up and sent home or you’ll be sent home for being racist
Robert Moore
Try giving up. Just say No. What are they gonna do? Kick you out? That's the objective!
Caleb Nelson
It's a meme, i was going to launch my startup and my parents were just like "oh, you like tennis right? *auto signs up without asking or reading into it*
I understand that it sounds memey but I just had other stuff planned.
I'm relatively good at tennis for how long i've been playing and how little training ive had; i just dont take it super seriously. i started one year ago and im here with all these stuck up peeps who have been playing since they could walk.
Ryan Scott
I'm most likely going to power through it regardless but i'd like to keep my options open
Ayden Jones
At least there's cooler weather next week depending where you're at. Oklahoma here.
Isaiah Cooper
Try making the best of it. Maybe you can find some cool friends to play with. Or date.
Jordan Gomez
how are you stuck at a camp? Just leave
Ryan Ramirez
he clearly doesnt give a shit about it that much bro let him break his arm