Mfw no rekt thread

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Weak

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What just happened?

Fucking geeked. I love how the guy continues to dance as they're dragging the other dude away

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We used to do this in high school with gum wrappers. We'd blow out the power once a month to get out of class. But least we didnt use our fucking hands. Kek

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What would cause that sort of response? Seems like they were getting along just fine.

got called a faggot

I thought I was weird too. You know how dogs chase small animals? Maybe just becuase it's a smaller dog. Maybe he didnt want to attack until in biting range. Dogs do dumb shit sometimes.

what a fucking ass

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nice little hiss

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Instant karma

no I mean did he get electrocuted or something?

no it was eternal bleeding caused by nerve gas

He somehow managed to hit his knee with a billiard stick, which made him fall. How he managed that is beyond me

oh ok, thanks!

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He killed a nigger dog, pretty based imo

>owning a pitbull
>oh no...death is real

-_-

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>Using a 10 sec video as a frame of reference

Bro, are you fucking retarded? Does a big dog killing a small dog seem impossible to you? If it does, then you should kill yourself. This is the kind of thing that should be expected if you are keeping animals with FANGS in your house. They have fangs you retard. Those are not for decore. Moron.

I always thought that people who drive those cars lived in a Nickelodeon cartoon, the way in she tried to stop that car with her leg tells me that I was right.

Your name is reek...say it

Have sex, user. You seem really tense.

Imagine the smell...

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Pitbulls are the niggers of dogs

Those cat reflexes would've really helped there.

>women can't control their dog
>it's everyone else's fault
wow so surprised

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this might be a little too hardcore for you faggots

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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Yea Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Yea Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Jackass has such great bits

he was scared pissless

nerve gas

They hit a powerline you dumb fuck

But least we didnt use our fucking hands. Kek

I'm guessing you're white

Nope. nerve gas

Get good newfriend

found the newfag.

>he's just playing, he's friendly, he's biting you 'cause he likes you

Good riddance.

KEK Cuntsucking

The dog or the woman not controlling her dogs?