Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. We're currently at a bar, Dubs decides what happens next

Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. We're currently at a bar, Dubs decides what happens next.

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He moves to the empty table that’s in the background

johnny gets angry and makes a nigger knife out of the bottle to his right

He gets a better beer.

He shits on nigger to his right

Johnny takes off his glasses, making his name change

The owner invites you to his private lounge. He's in the mob.

Fingers his ass and puts the poopoo on his drink

johnny grows 4 dicks on various body parts

Reroll

He also says, "who wants some?!"

He grabs that dudes phone and shits on it

He asks the bartender if they know where there’s a bar in town

Winner

Solid win

Pours out shitty beer, goes home and browses Yea Forums

Gg

Johnny farts having everyone in the bar look at him

You decide to shit on his phone, luckily his girlfriend holds him back.

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rape the girlfriend

Offer him some drugs to fuck his bitch in the shitter

Go outside and see what the town looks like

Johnny then takes that guys beer bottle, breaks it, and threatens phone guy to hold the shitty phone on his face while his girlfriend shows her tits.

Roofie literally anyone

Cum on his face

The girlfriend shits on her hand and smears it in her boyfriends face, to calm his rage and satisfy his scat fetish

He steals the guys girlfriend with his alpha charm and buys her a shot. But he slips something in her drink.

Dress like my waifu and sit back down

Teehee *blush*

Tie him up n rape the gf on the counter, make him watch from a decent distance

Winrar

OwO

After knocking him out you jack off vigorously on top of him, meanwhile his girlfriend alerts the police.

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Release an odourless hallucinogenic gas in the club

Shoot incoming police with cum super soaker

You lunge on the girlfriend and rape her anus. she spews poop all over your dick

This one hahaahahahahahahahahahaha peepee poopoo is funny

YEET

well that escalated quickly

Wasn’t this Johnny Rocketfingers or whatever on NG?

Before you could rape her the men in the bar detain you

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Use the guy as a bowling ball and knock over everyone's drinks at the counter

Johnny pulls out a gun taking everyone hostage.

Johnny decides fuck reality and dresses up like a wizard.

You scream “GIMME POOPOO” and shiv both men in the gut

U decide to say fuck it, you go supersayan in the bar and knock out those two guys u proceed to then naruto run around the bar raping everything that moved and cumming straight in their underground

inform the cops of your powerful need to perform fellatio on them, or Megatron from the Transformers franchise.

Then turn into a jet and fly off because you are actually star scream

He snaps and reveals his suicide vest in front of everyone.

Are you johnny rocketfingers?

he manage to get free, then kills them all but the woman, then continue with the rape

Transform into a trex (with sunglasses of course) and devour them all

Scream "I'm gay! Wanna fuck?!"

He poops and smears his butt on the men holding him back

THis

Rr

Starts uncontrollably shitting on everthing.

Re

He breaks free, strips nude, and runs right over to the woman and shits on her tits.

Kek. This.

Snap their necks

This but when the cops come in u cum in them as well

Reroll

Re

Forget devouring them, rape them all

Practice goetic sorcery and summon for Agares, Demon of Disaster, in a bid to defeat Godzilla, who looms outside

Only johnny knows of the coming kaiju threat, and has sacrificed his soul for mastery of the dark arts to save mankind

The men push him to the ground and the woman shits on his face and smears it all over his body and 9 inch erect penis

This

this

Rol

Magically transform into a black rapper named Papa D, now everything is legal.

this again

KEK

Roll

After the raping u uncontrollably shit all over everything and bail

You break free and rape her ass vigorously while screaming the navy seal copy pasta

bump

hehe that would be nice

OP IS KILL

re roll

bump!

BUmpsauce

Rerollz

re re roll

darn it

OP

Dubs here,

OP must do this

you transform into Papa D and all laws become legal. The men go back to their seats as you rape the girl

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Yes

re re re roll

You successfully start a race war

Nazi walk in to the bar.

LMFAO,

You then decapitate the girl after busting inside her ass, everyone around watches in fear and you head toward the man smoking the cigarette with your huge cock still out

He goes on a killing spree, starting with the guy that is smoking on the right

you became a normal human again, then this

What he said

rolling for this lol

You wake up at the bar, wondering how long you've been out

put the cigarette out on the guys gf tongue

perfectly balanced

lmao this

But papa D isn't satisfied. He busts out his glock and shoots the woman for resisting while screaming "black lives matter!" While maintaining he "dindunuffin!"

Ye but when you head over there with the bbc your naruto running yelling the navy seal copy pasta and your intent is to get him to help u raid area 52

pritti guud thred

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Shes using the shit phone
Shove it in her ass

OP IS KILL

Wake up and realize that is was all a dream

OP gives me neck

You magically turn back into yourself, you decide to kill everyone as a result of this and get back to the rape at hand.

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Roll

Rolling

Once finished, blast through the roof and fly to Florida.

Goes back to where he was and continues to drink beer.

well done sir, now it's time to transform into some kind of dinosaur, then continue the rape

Wake up in bed with cum all over and realize that is was all a dream

This

No luck :(

Aliens enter the bar

Aliens enter the bar and your first reacting is to aim the gun at them

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You go outside to start a new adventure

You start raping aliens too

after aliens enter the bar, you slap one in the face with your cock, steal its raygun and blast the bitch in the face with it after cumming inside of her.

they have a special mission for him

lmfao

rolling for this

Aliens are stronger and disarm you and start probing that anus

Oh shit!!

You decline the mission and start face fucking theyre alien mouths while they cry

dubs roll for the mission

>the mission is to rape the woman once again

So many gets

then you gain magic powers

The special mission is to break into the McDonalds

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Ops mom begins to wrap her voluptuous lips around the base of my cock, fondling my balls with her right hand and teasing my asshole with her left.

Johnny and the aliens smoke meth the McDonald's parking lot.

OP and his mom enter the bar

He becomes Papa D again and uses his long cock and schizophrenia to rape himself.

You transform into belle delphine and flood the mc donalds with bathwater

Roll

The mcds at area 52, they teleport u in but the rest is up to you. You walk in and see guards all around. U rape the most alpha one

After gaining the aliens special powers as they drink down your cum

you break out of the bar and start raping the womens family too.

You thirst for rape is unquenched.

rollerino

O shit

This

Rollio

kek'd, rolling for this.

Roll lol

Enter trhough the main door, it's open anyway

Reroll

The rest shrivel in fear and proceed to prepare their anuses

But first, you chop off your dick, so you can't rape anymore

You make the aliens eat it, as a gesture of trust

reroll

Rr

Another shameless reroll

Go in and sperg out, order a fillet o fish and leave

Turns out the aliens are Hitler and Stalin and the patrons of the McDonald's are Jews.

Fuck, again for this. Almost had trips

become a powerful necromancer by eating your own balls

ROLLLL

You transform into thirstman, and dring every liquid in the world

this

Kek must happen now

After gaining the special powers, OP comes into the scene and starts gobbling down the dick of his as his throat his ferociously fucked.

Fuck you

become the dark lord and stuff the aliens in your anus using forbidden magic

SATAN has joined the room

Off by one three times... roll

Roll: Due to this, you get a pipe of Carbon Monoxide and fill the McDonald's with it.

oh well, that might work too

rolling

Satans Trips
Not everyone’s a winner, sorry user

Satan then condemns OP for sucking dick and sends him to hell

Rape the space niggers

rolllllllllllll

McRoll

WINRAR FOR OP SUCKING DICKS

Order nuggets

rAR

The aliens break into McDonalds.
Then break your way into your McAss ans McMouth

off by one 5 times... final roll

Fuck you

MAKE THAT SIX (roll)

lmfao

Ha.

Off by one again get fucked

He decides to shoot up a school.

rolling again for this even though dubs already happened

Don't reroll more then once, because fate says that your scenario is shit

snap the bitch's neck

Roll

This

While they break into the mcdonalds my mom and I enter the bar to find all these dead bodies!

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Fate kills user.

Reroll

PFFFFFFFFF
you're not a Chad, don't lie to us

You think proceed to suck one of the dead bodys dick while your mom hangs herself

Rolling

Everyone get high off meth.

Terrible win.

WINRAR

You go outside with your mother and the aliens capture the mother, as they've never seen a female human before

Kek

They clen the place, you rape the girl again for good measure, while mom films it.

Aliens order a bigmac, and some fries and diet coke. Ice cream machine is broken

rolling for this

then johnny become the antichrist and resurrects chad op to rape immigrants

Ops mom begins to wrap her voluptuous lips around the base of my cock, fondling my balls with her right hand and teasing my asshole with her left.

Suck the dicks OP

Rerolling

Fuck

Ops mom begins to wrap her voluptuous lips around the base of my cock, fondling my balls with her right hand and teasing my asshole with her left. 2

So basically more rape and a typical day at mcd

This thread had some good potential.
You boring niggers ruined it

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I feel like the girl wasn't raped enough

Everyone becomes Kurt Busch and screams in a chorus of "FUUUUUUCK!"

Even the dead bodies are brought back to life.

WHERES MY FUCKING SATAN OP?

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Your mission is to repare the ice cream machine so the aliens can get high on sugar

we walk into mcdonalds and they ask for our order

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Trollface walks in, kisses ops mom on the cheek and says "problem?"

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WINRAR

OP AND HIS MOM GET RAPED AND PROBED AND OP IS FORCED TO THROAT FUCK HIS MOM

Don't forget these

You order for the classic Coca Cola that was made with cocaine.

YOU DECIDE EATING IS FOR FAGGOTS AND START A RACE WAR

WIN

This guy dies, don't care how.

OP YOUR FORGETTING WHERE YOU SUCK DICKS

Aliens notice that cahier is jew, aliens were moon nazis all along, your mission is to gass thay jew now! And into the oven jew goes!

The aliens are actually nazis and they capture the jew cashier to probe in their space concentration camps

What retard thought this was funny/

get the aliens to probe him

Nigga stole my idea

cancerous, but at least it's the old cancer we have back in 2012 or so

Also ops mom start fucking everyone

After he kissing my mom I put him in a chokehold

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Trollface dies from asphyxiation
You and mom walk into McD's for ice cream

Cum drips from his soft dick

aliens come back and probe you

You snooze, you're a stealing nigga

OP puts his dick in his moms butthole and she poops all over him

I was FOUR SECONDS AFTER YOU FAGGOT

YOU THEN PROCEED TO SUCK THE SOUL OF OUT HIS COCK AND YOUR MOM KILLS HERSELF CAUSE HER SONS A FAGGOT

Trollface is actually your dad!

Then Biggie Cheese walks in

Lol, roll

ROLLING FOR OP DICK SUCK FANTASY

Rollling

The aliens order a big mac n some icecream but the machine broke. Op after choking trollface lets him go and proceeds to let his mom take a vidya of troll cummin in his asshole cause op is gay

OP must suck dicks

Too damn bad, you late ass nigger faggot

You guys are uncreative faggots

FRollings

Reroll

Rolling cause op is always a faggot

op commits suicide by horse cock

Can we please get biggie cheese

Rolling for OP

> OP DICK SUCK SUNDAY
... not a fantasty, but rolling

This lol

The nazi aliens proceed to take the jew back to there area 53 moon base and drop u back off at the bar, where u walkin on op bein gay

Then their nipples fly into the sun

this has to happen

this

Kek this one

You win this round, OP.

Lol

This is lame. If dubs you stop posting, because you lack imagination

The whole area gets nuked by North Korea

U gotta do it OP

Then op sucks u off while gettin fuked by the troll. After nutting u tie him up and proceed to rape his mom

If dubs your a pussy and he has to do this

Your mom shits on your face and rubs it all over your hard cock

WIN

TRIPS SPEAK

If dubs you are a virgin that has never kissed a girl

You could've done something creative or funny with this roll.
Instead you chose... that

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Have read the whole thing

I only fuck girls I don't kiss em that's gay

What are you talking about?

Yeah a lot of lame ones, the worst ones are being rerolled by summerfags way too much

Dubs don't lie you fucking virgin.

The aliens order a big mac n some icecream but the machine broke. Op after choking trollface lets him go and proceeds to let his mom take a vidya of troll cummin in his asshole cause op is gay
The nazi aliens proceed to take the jew back to there area 53 moon base and drop u back off at the bar, where u walkin on op bein gay
Then op sucks u off while gettin fuked by the troll. After nutting u tie him up and proceed to rape his mom
Trips have spoken

Unfortunately
There's no creativity in their posts, no funny aspect, no wit or anything good or worthwhile
It's just "rape and fuk girlz and poop on everything XDDD"

OP ignore dubs.

dUBS SAys u have to kill yourself and your mom doesn't love you

And these. I didn't have anything to add.

Its unfunny and gay

This is Yea Forums what do you expect retard?

Op shouls ignore those who lack imagination, he put's his time to draw all of thay shit, so he should resoect himself and pass on "rape/suck/peepee/XD" kijd of coments. Also only one reroll allowed

Didn't expect a many children.

After returning from space he rapes me and ties me up, turning to my mother next

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As*

Guess you're wrong agin you little virgin fag

Yawn.

Someone sets the bar on fire.

No joke I would pay a subscription for this cartoon every month.

Your mom Is forced to shit all over his body and rub it on his cock

Agreed.

So you skipped jew gassing ark all together for this...

After nutting in ops mom u sell her to the aliens and naruto run to area 51 because its september 9

Niggers shoot up the McDonalds

Trollface takes a shit while going "troloololololololo"

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Kek, roll

Le funny pepe frog walks in and says "feels good man"

Plotwist, johny was imagining all of it in a comatose state after overdrinking himself at the bar

lmfao yes, OP THEN IS UNTIED AND RAPES HIS MOM AND SLITS HER THROAT.

THEY THEN PROCEED TO PREPARE FOR THE RAID OF AREA 51

Rr but they give u some alien zyklon b gas to help u at the jewish area 51

WINNER

Reroll i guess

Forever alone guy walks in while crying xD

DUBS SAY YOUR MAD AT SOMEONE ON A ONLINE FORUM LIKE A INCEL FAG

Thread had potential, shitposters ruined it

Everything reverts back to the first panel

kill yourself sad fag

This is just sad at this point..

when he walks in he shidds and cumds

Pepe walks in and says "feels good man", although he sound enthusiastic he looks at you with contempt

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Summer will be soon over, kiddo

Potential for what u retard? This whole thread is a stick figure shitpost

Also if dubs Wojack comes in and hugs OPs mom and says "I know that feel"

Troll face forces ops mom to shit on Pepe and smear the shit all over his body and stiff cock

Roll

Pikachu walks in and says "pika pika!" :3

If dubs op creates new thread from scratch, and uses some rulles from now on.
Look at:

Rr

Lol and ill still be here my guy.

>rekt

Re

The band three 6 mafia walks into the bar

Rolling for wojak

RErolling this one haha

Tobuscus walks in while swinging a diamond sword

Potential to create something of value, some intresting story, some funny action, or something deeper. Also it's not a shitpost by definition.

AND also le epic win face comes in and dabs XD

Minecraft steve shits his diaper

Also tobuscus comes in and default dances

That's even makes even worse. I hope you'll see better days, user.

roll for a bar fire

The default character from fortnite walks in while flossing

Lol roll

WINNER!

Summer is here? Summer is here.

lame

fuck this thread

OP IS KILL

and gay

AHHAAHHAAH YES!

You guys love my games, how can I profit from this shit?

bump

change name to chonny