[BULLETIN] Floor(s): 250 through 400 Vending Machine Maintenance
Maintenance has allocated resources for the renovation and maintenance of vending machines on floors 250 through 400.
In addition to being maintained and renovated, the vending machines will also be stocked with a new menu. This includes the entire family of P96 products.
Attempting to sell any unauthorized fluids such as but not limited to bewze, piss, sewage, and water will result in reeducation or constriction to janitorial.
Janitorial staff are not to be harassed during their duties. There have been numerous reports of misdemeanor offences committed against Janitorial staff, and a reported increase of Serious offenses.
The Janitorial staff have already been punished for their crimes in their conscription; citizens looking to torment or exploit the Janitors might themselves face conscription to janitorial.
ill do waht i want cunts i drew a dick onthe wall and the janitor fucking dry humped it
maybeif the janitors werent so gay this wouldnt happen maintenance fag
Noah Flores
Can I rape the janitors?
Oliver Morris
What floor you on?
Aaron Gray
Y'all got any maymayyysss
Xavier King
This is not funny. Please refrain from such action immediately or we will be forced to send you to the Floor Manager's office, and possibly even contact your parents.
Bloc to Prosper,
Maintenance
Benjamin Davis
No, look at the fucking announcement
Angel Collins
nice try glownigger. youll never catch me
Sebastian Sanchez
Already raping them friendo
Matthew Ramirez
Post maymayysss
Jordan Wilson
Gonna trace you bitch, my baton is ready for your face
Kevin Miller
shut up 30 year old boomer
Brayden Lewis
No, I will eat you if I find you
Nicholas Russell
stop samefagging
William Taylor
I will find you and rape you with my baton to
Easton Phillips
(randomizing IP) (fail) Paul-rev-test1.exe has failed error type: unknown hash overload IP randomizer program failed host IP lost in the randomizer. host computer lost last known terminal location: outside? outside? what is outside? is the outside real? the outside is real the government sent the program to test the population if a fictitious person can intice a rebellion.
the OS has concluded this experiment thank you for your support
your outside rep -paul johnson
Zachary King
Paul to prosper!
Leo Carter
[BULLETIN] Floor(s): All Threats of violence on the intranet.
Intranet crawlers have detected excess amounts of sexually explicit materials and threats of physical violence against other tenants and janitorial staff.
We would like to remind you that once you post something on the intranet, it's there forever.
Maintenance knows who you are. We know where you are. We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Bloc to Prosper,
Maintenance
Asher Wright
no paul prosper
Jonathan Perry
discord gg/TJqCAy
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Robert Bailey
There is no outside ya filthy cunt
Jose Anderson
I'm a doomer lol
Angel King
I need Mee may muh mays
Hudson Anderson
Just trying to le me mao
Carson Young
I am only trying to help sec by punishing vandals and shit
