[BULLETIN] Floor(s): 250 through 400 Vending Machine Maintenance
Maintenance has allocated resources for the renovation and maintenance of vending machines on floors 250 through 400.
In addition to being maintained and renovated, the vending machines will also be stocked with a new menu. This includes the entire family of P96 products.
Attempting to sell any unauthorized fluids such as but not limited to bewze, piss, sewage, and water will result in reeducation or constriction to janitorial.
Janitorial staff are not to be harassed during their duties. There have been numerous reports of misdemeanor offences committed against Janitorial staff, and a reported increase of Serious offenses.
The Janitorial staff have already been punished for their crimes in their conscription; citizens looking to torment or exploit the Janitors might themselves face conscription to janitorial.
