ALRIGHT ANONS, I NEED A FAVOR:
I'm in a discord chat with some retards, and I told one of them I have a huge cock.
Problem is that I don't, and one of them is asking for proof.
I need one of you big dick anons to post a picture of your cock with the time stamp "SDBH 7/21/19" so they'll think it's me.
Thanks
Pic unrelated
Haha faggot
Just hold it next to something small.
Like a picture of your dick.
It'll make it look bigger.
Why tell stupid líes?
That's not important
show me your dick i really need it plz
guys this isn't funny
they're gonna think i'm stupid and have a small pp
But you ARE stupid with a "small pp"
Just borrow a frame from one of the ads running here, or better yet click the ad and make some poor virgin nerd happy with his 0.00000001¢, and rip some dicks off his website
Guys someone's gonna have to take one for the team on this one. It's the only way. You dont want the commies to win do you
I thought of that, but it needs a time stamp
i can make it bigger.
fax it to yourself, pen in a timestamp, then take a pic and send it ez
get fucked op
well played
ok how big does it need to be im 7.5 and horribly white also this image is fucking gay
are you white ? I could help you out if you have dark skin
>Itt actual homosex OP tricks newfags into posting dicks for OP to jerk off to
7.5 works perfectly thanks
I am white, but they don't know my skin color and if I ever need to post it I got plenty of shoe polish
If he were black he wouldn't be asking. They are the superior race.
>inb4 you miss out leaking your ex gf
cringe
what happened op
yeah what happened im the guy with the 7.5 and im trying to get a proof size proof image because im a fucking lanklet unfortunately i lose my bone with porn fast
nice get
keep it on in the background while you take the pic
ok my grandmother came home and hearing her fucking hen voice made me completely flaccid and now im blue balled out on the bright side i got a beef bowl, this is my fault though i was trying to reach kaioken times 20 and got up to 7.8 my dick was blood red, i got greedy user im sorry
YOU BASTARD!
I'M RUINED!
well fuck i would have retributed it but unfortunately she found my fucking cat and is going berserk about it i was at 7.4 about to hit past 7.5 if only the nattering old cunt didnt stop by for a visit today
i fucking hate my shit ass cat and i realllyyyyy fucking hate how i have to charge my wiener to get past 7 inches because apparently my dick has a final fantasy limit break
lmao
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I PUT ON THE FF7 BATTLE MUSIC AND EVERYTHING AND SHE FUCKING SCREAMS BYE FUCK
GO FUCK YOURSELF IM DONE I CANT CUM AND I CANT FUCKING HELP YOU