I'll be going to Chicago for a weekend next month

It doesn't need to be all Latinos, I just want to go somewhere that's not all tourists and frat boys

Okay before I start off I’m just gonna tell you that any preconceptions about Chicago good are entirely wrong. First of no one eats Deep dish other than dumb ducking tourists or boomers. Now, a good place to go for good pizza would be a place called Pompei, the prices are cheap and it has an almost buffet like system of getting food and it has a good atmosphere, It’s located on Taylor street which had a lot of other Italian restaurants, most are too expensive but Pompei is good, that got deep dish here too if you really want to try.

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Then you’ll be shit out of luck in Pilsen my friend, it’s hipster trash. You should also go to a place called zacatacos if you want decent tacos because any of the other places would require a decent understanding of spanish to order anything.

Just stay away from north downtown. Thats really the only place I see tourists. Mostly around the Watertower Mall and on Michigan Ave near the Apple store/ Norstrom.

Even Navy Pier inst really full of tourists. Its a good place to drink, eat and people watch just a bit expensive depending where you go in there. Go get drunk and run through the mirror maze. Its 10 bucks and you can run around as long as you want.

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any of the guys from its always sunny

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You should also try going to these places called a place called the Michoacana, it’s a good ice cream place where they got a bunch of kick ass flavors. Chances are the ladies behind the counter won’t speak good English so just point at what you want to get.

I was aware that deep dish is mostly a tourist thing. But I thought regular Chicago people ate it occasionally?

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I speak Spanish so no problem there.

>tfw lactose intolerant

Thanks. Do you have a favorite neighborhood/favorite bars?

Nah, thin crust pizza cut into squares is what 95 percent of what people have always eaten. Most Chicagoans have never even eaten deep dish and if the had they don’t eat afterwards.

I’m so sorry fam. Cheese flavor is the best in the Michoacan, I know it sounds gross but that shit is ducking delicious.

Alright then youre gonna wanna go to a place called Pacos Tacos, the interior looks like crap kinda but the Tacos are grade A. Sprinkle some lemon on those shits with a Pepsi or Jarrito or Sangría and your good.

I used to love ice cream and cereal. Pizza is hit or miss, sometimes it fucks me up and other times it doesn't.

What types of tacos do they do best?

I spotted a new location and I almost crashed my car trying to turn into their lot.

I will never buy any other ice cream ever!
I hope they don't ever become too corporate or anything....

Yea its occasional of us. Giordono's is always filled with tourists and fatties. I havent had deep dish in like 10 years. Its like eating a heart. I'll eat it if someone is offering though.

Do you like deep dish? How did it become a meme?
Let me tell you about some NYC food advice in return. If you come here, don't just get meme foods like pizza, bagels, and dirty water dogs. I rarely get that stuff and think that there are way more interesting things to eat in the city.

Are you all health food fags or is it really that bad?

Al pastor and Asada.

I love al pastor. My favorite is carne enchilada, though.

What are Latinas in Chicago like? Are they all ratchet or does it vary by neighborhood?

The way it became a meme is just because it looks so fuckin weird to be honest. also if you want a decent burger here go to a place called lindys and order the double cheese burger, with a vanilla milkshake it’ll change your life.

You have good taste OP but sometimes they burn the carne for me and it just fucks up the experience but I think that was just because the cook was inexperienced.

I like hanging around North Belmont. Lots of alternative people, Smoke shops, tattoo shops, a few Hookah bars as well as plenty of regular bars. There's one of the best liquor stores in the city. 1000 Liquors.
Weird clothes stores and novelty stores. Nice mix of people from all races and backgrounds.

Are Chicago hot dogs also memes?

Unfortunately some are ratchet and won’t shut up about them being Mexican or about you being white. They are kinda sexy though so if your fun they’ll pretty much fuck you if you make them laugh enough and flirt with them.

Nah they’re actually fucking bomb. The Vienna sausage one has a lot of wonderful peppers and together with the mustard and a bunch of other flavors makes the contrast of heat and saltyness one of the best experiences ever.

A wise Chicago man once said:
"If the hotdog place ain't got this picture on their wall, don't eat there."

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That sounds cool. Reminds me of my favorite neighborhood in New York (Bushwick)

Also if you want a good “hot dog” go the Maxwell street polish sausages it’s right next to an interstate. Go the first one that’s right next to UIC, the one next to it uses a different bread. Ask for a polish sausage with everything on it.

So just some? Meaning most are normal?

Yep that’s the Chicago hotdog. Fucking beautiful.

Based and frankpilled

I mean... you might get annoyed after a while I’m sorry to say because these areas in particular are “real”

By ratchet I mean acting like a stereotypical black Chicago resident. As long as most of them aren't like that, I have no problem

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I seriously will not eat a hotdog from a Vienna place unless that pic is on the wall.
Its like Chicago tradition.

I'm not sure what you're getting at. Also, I'm neither racist of a suburbanite but I have some preferences with the type of women I chase, that's all

If you want lots of Latinos, Humboldt Park and Logan Square are your best bet.
But watch out, there's a lot of drug addicts and thieves around them.
If you're going to a bar, wear tight pants because I can't tell you how many people get pick-pocketed.

Best place to go honestly though is probably Wrigleyville after the Cubs win because bars down there do all sorts of cool things like free drinks and giveaways.

Stay North of Roosevelt Rd or else YOU WILL GET SHOT, GUARANTEED.

Flash gang signs in Humboldt park. Any gang signs.
The residents will love you and beg you to fuck their sister and mother and creampie inside of them.

I keep all my shit in my front pockets

Pilsen is just drug addicts

Are you trying to get this dude shot?

Keep it out of sight too.
Lots of people get mugged at gunpoint when they leave bars because one of the scumbag in the bar saw that really nice wallet earlier and remembered your their face.

EVERYONE gets ratchet during fests. White, Black, Purple, Fucking people stopping traffic to twerk in the street. Literally hundreds of people. Just be glad you werent here for gay pride weekend. Even cops knew they couldn't stop shit.

Nonetheless, ratchets are everywhere in every city. Obviously the chick who dresses like a chola with giant hoop earrings is more likely to be ratchet over the girl who wears a band shirt with converse.
Just pick up on vibes before you actually speak to someone.

I want to get fucked in the ass in Chicago where do I go. No strings attached.

Top kek, I passed through Greenwich Village during pride parade at night (50th anniversary of stonewall) and there were so many gay black guys twerking

That type of thing doesn't bother me

Nice places to go:
Andersonville
Wicker Park
Logan Square (stay on Milwaukee Ave because as soon as you go west of California you're in a war zone (Humboldt Park).
Lakeview
Edgewater (Southport Ave)
Rogers Park (by the sea/Loyola University)

Places to avoid:
Garfield Park
Back and the Yards
Little Village
Englewood
All of Ogden Ave
All of Lake Ave
Any street named with numbers

Humbolt Park is where I got my window smashed by some drunk vatos.

>Stay North of Roosevelt Rd or else YOU WILL GET SHOT, GUARANTEED.
What type of lilly white pussy scared shit is that?
You forget about Hyde Park, Beverly, and Mt. Greenwood?

Even in super ghettos its not that bad just walking down the street if youre minding your business. Just dont say no dumb shit to a bunch of niggas and you wont get shot. kek

Go to any bar that doesn't present local bands.
One of the guitaurists sexually assaulted my gf in the bathroom and I beat the fuck out of him, next thing you know I'm being arrested and charged for battery regardless of my gf just getting sexually assaulted in the heat of the moment.

Then the State's Attorneys refused to drop the charges because they said I'm a threat to the public because I acted irresponsibly by violently encountering the faggot. Found out the assailant's friend's father is a detective and he pulled strings to make all the tables turn.

Then the next month my friend got raped in the bathrooms of one of the local venues and just last night another one of my friend got sexually assaulted by one of the band members in the back of the bar with all the dumpsters

Police here don't do shit

>Hyde Park, Beverly, and Mt. Greenwood?
I had a homeless dude in the intersection pull a gun on me and try to carjack me at a red light in Beverley dumbass.
It's not even that nice to begin with, it's just a bunch of white police officers in a sea of violent gang members

>Any street named with numbers
lol, most of the posters in this thread are overreacting and probably sheltered suburbanites. Don't listen to this guy. There are plenty of cool neighborhoods on the south side, e.g. Bridgeport.

>lol, most of the posters in this thread are overreacting and probably sheltered suburbanites. Don't listen to this guy. There are plenty of cool neighborhoods on the south side, e.g. Bridgeport.
You obviously are some suburban faggot who tells everybody that they're from "Chicago" when really they live in Naperville or Downer's Grove
kek nice try pussy

I live in Kenwood friend

>One of the guitaurists sexually assaulted my gf in the bathroom
Dude that happened to my friend's GF in April!!!!
Another girl even saw it and the bartender had to come in and pull him off then the police refused to arrest him
WTF is going on with this city?

This, a lot of people who live here are unfortunately pussies when it comes to getting out, fuckers still think Little Village is dangerous.

Is this in reference to the punk shows?

Our punk community puts on the illusion that theyre a bunch of lib, sjw, who want equality
between black and brown punks in a safe space, but its mostly white and it happens to be the scene is where Ive heard the most of these incidents happen. Every other fucking show some girl is getting touched or a random fight breaks out.

Kek good one.
Let me guess, you know Barack Obama and see him at the laundromat every day?

You're a suburban brat who hasn't even gone to the city all that often but tells people they're from here.

>fuckers still think Little Village is dangerous.
Idk what would ever make someone think that

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...no? idk what you're going on about man, why so angry? also, kenwood is part of "the city", i don't need to "go to the city" -- i'm already there.

Oh no...one thing happened and that makes it a bad neighborhood.

Greektown has one of our lowest crime rates but you can still get fucked up over there... dumbass.

>one news article
Murders occur in all neighborhoods, and most of them are gang related. If you're not in a gang and not causing trouble, you'll be fine.

God you’ve never set foo in little village have you, listen if you mind your and village and stick to what your doing you’ll be fine. This is coming from a white guy who’s been called gringo more than his actual name by Hispanics. Just be cool and stop reading all those shit tabloid about how “dangerous” little village is.

>Our punk community puts on the illusion that theyre a bunch of lib, sjw, who want equality

Idk man they sucked performing and looked high as fuck
One of them came up to my table and asked if we liked them and started flirting with my girl

If you want to party with some generic downtown Latinos go to El Jefe. You’ll have fun

Yeh, don’t go to Pilsen because you won’t get robbed there anymore. 1/10 for authentic Latino community. If you really want to hang out with Latinos, go to the far west side and join the Latin kings!

>Murders occur in all neighborhoods, and most of them are gang related.
Yeah, Little Village included which is why I told OP not to go there.

> If you're not in a gang and not causing trouble, you'll be fine.
I suppose the 58 yo man in this article was also in a gang composed of mostly teenagers and young adults was just causing trouble

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My friend got raped in a bathroom at a punk show last year and the dude gave her herpes.

Like you said the state's attorney's office didn't do anything because apparently her being drunk means she's mentally incompetent to remember what actually happened that night.

Bridgeport is only safe because of its proximity to Kaminski and IIT. Any redline stop south of Roosevelt is trash.

>Any redline stop south of Roosevelt is trash.
Nigga have you even been to the 87th street station? That shit is the most beautiful place in the whole CTA aresenal

Drive by shooting is what unfortunately led to the man getting shot. As fucking stupid as it sounds gangs do have rule and almost never attack elderly people or for that matter any regular person just walking down the street. My god you are a pussy, I doubt you’ve even set foot it Little village. I’m a white guy and I’ve gotten along just fine alone there when I was out partying.

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35th and wood got a sandwich place that's the shit user

is the neighborhood actually worth going to, though? Like are there good bars and stuff?

can you point out the area on google maps please?

Don't fucking go standing around.
That's how most people get shot.

Why do you think the crime rate is so high on those dudes that stand outside of the liquor stores? Because it makes them easy targets. If youre looking for Tyrone and you know he stands in this general area all the time then it makes it easier for you to find him and shoot all his buddies too.
The article says that the 58 yr old dude was standing outside in a group of friends.
The fuck is a 58 yr old dude just standing in a group of people outside for at 10 pm? Sounds like you want trouble to me. Go to the fucking lake or something of you wanna stand around that late.
I assume they were having a little gathering and they guy mustve had enemies or one of his friends had enimies.

I guarantee that 58 yr old man hung around bad folks that got him into that shit. He couldve been an ex-gang member for all we know.

Yeah, there a nice bakeries and a bomb ass club that has really good drinks I’ll get the links for the place hold on

I wouldnt be surprised if we knew the same people.

>As fucking stupid as it sounds gangs do have rule and almost never attack elderly people or for that matter any regular person just walking down the street.
But the fact that they decided to put that elderly man's life in danger should hint just how fucking dangerous it is with mongaloids running around.

You too, you keep trying to put a bandaid over the wound.

Chicago is a shithole. It's a beautiful city with a rich culture and historic story, but you need to understand that there is a SERIOUS PROBLEM when innocent people are getting shot and/or killed.
You need to understand that there are fucking MONGALOIDS running around with guns who don't give a shit about anybody but themselves.
And what does this city do about it?

They make having guns illegal, they raise the fuck out of taxes, even to impoverished people, and then they throw as many people possible in prison so that they can cry to the federal government that they never have any money for public safety when the government officials are really just embezzling any cent they can get.

You love your home, I get it. You're bound to it because it where you grew up and gave you the memories that you have. No doubt you had a lot of fun times and memories with your friends and family there... but it's not safe.
By any means, this city is not safe.
Stop trying to pretend like it's the other person's fault that they got shot "for simply being at the wrong place at the wrong time"
I walked around in Houston alone in the middle of the night where everybody carries a gun, and nobody messed with me.

I highly doubt that said gangsters knew the old man was there. Little village is a safe area fam, Ive been there and chances are you haven’t. As a white guy I was fine. So I highly doubt most anyone would have a problem. Jesus Christ

A fucking men.
Chicagoans are a special kind of toxic that make excuses for gang members murdering people senselessly. Glad I got out of that shithole

>I highly doubt that said gangsters knew the old man was there.
There you go making excuses for the gang members.
I suppose you'd also try to justify the gang members attempting to murder their actual targets.

There is a huge problem in this city and idiots like you try to turn the other direction and pretend like it's not a war zone.

I don’t think I’ve ever face palmed harder than when reading your comment. What I wrote was not at all intended to justify the gangsters fucked up doings but whatever. Stay in your boring fucking faggy suburban area and let other people enjoy the city.

>What I wrote was not at all intended to justify the gangsters fucked up doings but whatever
Yet you did to try to convince me that because he was shot for the wrong reason, Chicago (or at least your little portion of it) is somehow a safe place.

And I live in Hyde Park. It's a fucking war zone down here too regardless of Obama living here and U of C and all the fancy houses but ffs at least I'm not in complete denial about it like you are.

It's just 4 blocks on 18th street wtf?
It gets pretty dead after 10pm

Does Pilsen have good nightlife, though?

>Yeah, Little Village included which is why I told OP not to go there.
If your criteria for not going somewhere is "at least one murder has occurred there", then you pretty much can't go anywhere

Don't be a little bitch. I have spent a long time in Chicago and while there is a lot of pizza variety here the fucking deep dish is legit. Favorite fucking pizza and I'm 30 so not a boomer. lol.

>And I live in Hyde Park. It's a fucking war zone down here
Oh fuck off, it is not a warzone you pathetic twat, i live there too

Just stay away from the area the locals refer to as Niggertown.

Is it alright to go to these bars and clubs alone or ks that just asking for trouble. I just want some latin pussy but i got no friends

Cobra lounge is a good venue downtown for live music and cheap drinks.
Been living here all my life and hate it.

>>Kaminsky.

You are a nigger

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Just avoid niggers.
You'll be ok.

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Bucktown

What's the name of the place?

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All this beating around the bush. Why is there not just a map of where niggers are and aren't?

Where's a good adult bookstore?

Chek'd
We don't have those here. Don't you have enough porn here on /b?

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It's been tried.

vice.com/en_us/article/kwpqez/the-ghetto-tracker-app-helped-you-avoid-minorities

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made me a little hard...

Typical...

Is that so?

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Southwest books and videos on 79th and Cicero.
All the adult shops in the gay areas are bigger ....for obvious reasons.

Egors Dungeon is a favorite though.

It is a war zone but its VERY EASY to avoid these things. Use your common fucking sense.
Nobody messed with you because they probably thought you had a gun as well obviously.
All the gun control shit in chicago just makes people want guns even more. Therefore, more crime.

Again, common fucking sense.

You missed Puerto Rican Fest last month.

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Saving this pic just in case I ever open a hot dog joint.

Vienna is Top-Tier.

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Looks like OP dodged a bullet. Fuck thos bitches are ugly.

Chicago is mostly Mexican girls and even the ratchet ones I find hot

Make sure you're open late at night.

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Chek'd

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Thank me later.

fiestadelsol.org/

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I would sniff her butt

I bet you would.

He just said he would. No fucking shit you bet he would.

Nigger
Basically, I was trying to bump a fun and interesting thread.

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Don't go.
You'll get caught in a chimpout.
Graphic from 4th of July weekend

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Current graph.
Nowhere in Chicago is safe.

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Just live in the Blue Zone. Easy.

Federal agents and local police patrol those areas 24/7.

Fucking ell we've become Iraq.

Let me guess: the darker the color code, the darker the people are..

just moved here in april. living in wicker park. Absolute degenerate city filled with niggers kikes and trannies. disgusting.

>wicker park

Hip Wicker Park has been a residential enclave since Chicago was incorporated as a city in 1837. North Milwaukee Avenue is known for its bustling nightlife, dining and entertainment venues, with Double Door, Subterranean and Davenport’s setting the bar for the city's trendy music clubs. North Damen Avenue draws hip crowds with its quirky shops, minimalist cafes, specialty grocery stores and cool fashion boutiques.

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your point?

wicker park is a nice area of chicago. still filled with niggers