I'm tired of people who aren't parents telling me I'm a bad parent. They don't understand how hard it is to be a father. For example, this situation at Olive Garden
Background: Our youngest, Jacsin, is 7 years old. We decided to continue breastfeeding him till he’s 8, as well as diapering him. It’s just too difficult to potty train and much healthier to breast feed. I did the same for the older two kids (11m and 15f).
> Two nights ago > Wife and I take our 3 kids to Olive Garden. > While dining, Jacsin does a big poop in his diaper. > 10 minutes of him screaming about his butt being mushy > The poop started to stink really bad. > Bathroom too far from the table (Honestly, the restaurant should have bathroom closer to our table). > Couldn’t change Jacsin at our table because we didn’t want to mess up our food. > Plan C. > Approach the neighboring table of two dining couples. > “excuse me” > plop Jacsin on table, accidentally knocking over a few glasses. > Proceed to change Jacsin’s diaper > Accidentally spill some creamy clumps of poop into the couples’ pasta dishes. > Instead of being understanding of my dilema, the couples start to scream. I hush them and tell them to be more compassionate. > Suddenly, Jacsin, with diaper down, starts squirting and spewing diarrhea all over the couples’ , their food and their table. All of them get it in their mouths. > They immediately call for the manager. > I quickly sit Jacsin back down at our table. > Manager approaches us, tells us to leave the restaurant. > I tell him no, this is a restaurant and families are welcome too. > So angry that I threaten to never come back.
Luckily, the manager let us stay. He ended up kicking couples out because he didn’t want to loose our business. Honestly, I was so mad at the couples I tipped 18 cents on a $75 meal.
OP Here, When we got home, Jacsin when straight to his room and started crying. He was embarrassed that he pooped on those people. I told him he did nothing wrong and that those people were really mean. Now he won't talk to me.
Brandon Baker
Why would you LARP this way?
Xavier Wright
Because I'm not larping
Brody Myers
That's I'd say if I was LARPing
Nicholas Johnson
>Jacsin right
Juan Bell
Its a cute name my wife and I came up with. We wanted a more creative version of Jackson, like Michael Jackson.
Michael Murphy
How big is the bull compared to you?
David Cox
This is the whitest stuff I've ever read
Bentley Ross
Jackson would have better bowel control if you stopped anal raping him.
You can call the little cunt fleshlight for all I care. I am calling his loose ass Jackson.
Logan Brooks
THIS is how I know you're a bad parent. I stopped reading your stupid story at "Jacsin." You're off this new generation that thinks they (and therefore their children) are special and should have their own made-up name and be allowed to do whatever they want.
Camden Campbell
And people wonder why i only go out after midnight
Seriously. user, did you ever get your ass dragged to the restroom and had your ass paddled for acting up?
Nathan Ward
>our youngest Jacsin I stopped there to tell you that by giving your son the gayest possible name makes you a bad parent
Dominic Taylor
>Jacsin This is why you are a bad parent I have read enough I have six and you know what happens when they disobey? I put them in their place BY MEANS OF FORCE They don't disobey anymore and I get compliments on my kids in public this is a LARP or you are your own problem
I still remember my mom taking me to the restroom at Chili's and paddling my ass when i was being a rotten little shit. I miss that woman...
Isaac Miller
I feel like you missed the target user. There's no humour here. No bait (it's too obvious to be bait, and too obvious to even be making fun of people like that). Nothing.
David Powell
Write something better you whinge fuck.
Luis Hughes
Jacsin a beautiful name. My wife and I worked hard on coming up with it
Nicholas Turner
that disrespectful
Grayson Murphy
Fuck you! We want our son to stand out amongst his stupid classmates.
Isaac Moore
Why the fuck does everyone hate his name?
Christian Powell
whose Brayden?
Colton James
You are both terrible parents, CPS is on their way.
Angel Hernandez
ITT: things that never happened and this is a bait thread
Asher Bennett
No, its a stupid fuckin name.
Hunter Collins
yo, fuck they chicken parmesan. nothing but an oversized nuggie bullshit
Logan Reed
I completely agree with you. Children are our future and non-parents who complain about other people's children are selfish monsters.
Logan Morris
Because for one, it's a nigger type name...like Jashun, or fuckin Laquanda....some phonetic bullshit you are your whore wife came up with while you were both high on meth during her pregancy. It's the kind of name that is read on a job application and then promptly shitcanned. My definition of dipshit parents are people who name their kid some hipster bullshit because they're not satisfied with Jason because they want it to look cute on paper. Well sir, it doesn't look cute. It's a nigger name, and assholes with nigger names don't get good fuckin jobs. That's why. Dumbass.
Awful bait and probably the closest you’ll ever have to a loving family.
Zachary Lopez
So you take your bratty ass kids to olive garden and make a scene because they should have put the bathroom closer to your table? You're like the definition of a bad parent. You're the type of people I look for before deciding whether to even eat at a restaurant and why I stopped going to places like the olive garden years ago.
Liam Johnson
To be fair.
Those who eat at Olive Garden have already decided to eat shit.
Anyone named Jacsin is destined to suck many many cocks.
this is honestly the weirdest bait I've ever seen. Who exactly are you baiting and for what purpose? On the one hand, it's a commentary on how entitled millennial hipsters are while simultaneously not being any classier than taking your family to the olive garden and then proceeding to ruin everyone's meal because you're too lazy to cook for your family at home. I've actually seen shit like this happen, and with the same outcome no less, because the manager is more concerned about bad reviews on social media than making people like this aware that having kids doesn't entitle them to disregard other people's experience because they couldn't figure out how birth control works.
