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autist thread I'll start
mfw when this might not even be greentext

>be me
>lol ur me that's sad
>be 10
>be tard
>2 grils with poor taste like tard me
>is time when Minecraft wasnt nostalgic, but popular
>one played more Minecraft that the other
>other one likes harry Potter and Percy Jackson
>sidenote, once flexed on her by reading the OG 5 Percy Jackson books before she finished the sea of monsters
>bacc 2 that time
>friend moves away
>one liked me and friend
>sit next to the girl that read hp and pp on last day of school
>ffw start of 6th grade
>still likes me
>am happy
>she likes a diff friend too
>am sad
>she stops liking me
>cri myself to sleep harder than usual
>ffw end of 6th grade
>8/0 qt3.14 likes me
>ffw 7th grade
>am being watched like a 4th grader looking at tits
>go to first dance
>girl that likes me hugs me
>nothing happens cuz betafag and I don't leik her
>next dance
>become so alpha I don't slow dance with grils
>no homo
>ffw last dance
>think I like her
>asks me who I like
>tard me says noone
>am sad
>no hot gf
>8th grade
>go to no dances but go to the Trump castle
>send risky text
>no reply
>ffw 2 hours
>showering
>realize I don't like her; only liked that a qt3.14 liked me
>ffw 2 weeks
>take bacc fake confession
>ffw Summer
>talk 2 her a bit, but she hasn't given up on me
>get her to give up
>in-between all this I realize I like girl that read harry porker and Peter Johnson
>mfw when I cri myself to sleep
>cri
>hard
>every night
>ffw to hs
>not ready
>idk if said gril likes me
>am friends w her tho
>realize I've lead 2 girls on for a year and one on for 3 years
>depression thru all this
>aita?
>not worthy of somebody that would make me so happy
>cri hard again

autist life gang
also wat do Yea Forumsros?

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excuse me but who are you quoting?

Ok why don't you try and ask one of them for a kissu

good post i read it

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>be me
>shooting Heroin
>500€ hospital debt
>get's raised every two weeks
>ISP blocked my internet because didn't pay up
>check mail today
>ISP you have to pay now 197€ best regards your loving ISP
>my heroin needle feel out of my arm
>swallow 30kpins
>trash my tv
pic related

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It's time
Fuck you all have fun in your circlejerk
I'll be gone tomorrow

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RIP

There's something fascinating about watching a mental breakdown from a distance

700 euro is not an amount of money worth dying over. I know it might seem like a lot if you have nothnig, but what's the worse can happen if you can't pay it anyway? As long as you got enough money for heroin and cigarettes and anime collections it's all good.

I dont know I think this is a good move for pinkfig.

nice zrg

wo r u quoting

kek it's not like it just 700 bucks it always get's more and more

trips of petty suicide

Trips fill me with determination

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I've been there with debt I know what you mean, it sucks. But then again I seem to remember just yesterday how you were boasting about all the expensive shit you have? Whatever, you are just looking for attention. I feel bad for you because I am cursed with empathy, but then again I have known smackheads before and they are just lost causes.

>I feel bad for you because I am cursed with empathy
wow this is the stupidest thing I've read all day

I just don't wanna sell my precious books and pc that's obviously understandable or not i dunno

sell your body instead! you have got to learn to be more entrepreneurial like me pinkfig.

I'm a man...

I don't like to sit by and laugh and post memes while someone is destroying htemselves in fron of me, but there is nothngi I can do

berlin has plenty of gay scenes sweetheart. volunteer at bargain to make a rep for yourself but shave your asshole first.

I live in austria ffs already

>i dont wanna sell my shit to pay minor debt
>i know i'll kill myself instead

fucking retard

They're not in front of you, they're halfway across the world. Also this is all an act and you taking it seriously isn't empathy it's retardation.

really? that's my favorite thing to do when someone is destroying themselves.

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tho
keked and checked

lol I know that and I meant Berghain ny phone is not up to date on the Berlin gay scene apprentally. you can afford a train ticket

all an act we'll see about that buddy

It's not an act this guy is fucked inthe head for real

Everything people do is an act. You are acting like you care right now. You are putting on a show for people. This is a public forum and your posts are being read by an audience. This isn't some kind of genuine expression of worry, it's you projecting a version of yourself that you want people to see.
You are a lot like Gary Busey

I don't give a shit what people see, maybe a bit of sincerity on a shitposting board is hard for you take seriosuly, doesn't matter to me. I don't want to care, that is why i say that empathy is a curse. I don't wantr to feel sorry for a smackhead cunt, i know he's just looking for attention but I can't help it anyway.

You're free to do whatever you want. Believe it or not you don't have to be a slave to your emotions. I'm not saying you're being ironic or joking. The best acts are truly believed by those doing the acting. I'm sure you really believe in yourself and your convictions and your precious empathy that defines you. However, these aspects of yourself are all manufactured and used to present a version of yourself that you want others to see.

(dubs)
just go ahead and make out already homos

It doesn't matter what anyone sees, I have no persistent identity, so I don't see how that would matter. I don't know this guy, there are millions like him, I walk past homeless fuckups on the street everyday and do nothing, I don't even give them a second thought. But this guy and his posting over the last few days has made me feel like I wanted to try and help him, and I realize that I can't so fuck him. That's all.

Maybe it's an act because I have no one to talk to you fucking moron
don't call me a smackhead cunt not beary nice ): meanie (>.

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Maybe say some nice words and give me a virtual a hug ):

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no I can't

NICE NICE NICE HUG HUG HUG

you broke as hell then nigga

>Maybe it's an act because
And there you have it
Okay, so, here's the thing. You're either posting this way because you are trying to express yourself "honestly" and portray the closest version of yourself that you think you are, or you are posting this way to portray an ideal version of what you want people to see. Either way it's an act. What i'm doing is an act. I'm presenting an adversarial position to what you're saying in an attempt to provoke further responses from you. I could choose to not do this but one of the reasons I come to this website is to engage in interactions of this nature. You could literally stop responding to me right now and this would be over because I would have nothing left to respond to and I would move on to something else. You say that this guy posting for a few days is making you feel ill, but you're making yourself feel ill by coming here and reading his posts. He uses a name, you could easily filter it and never see his shit again. But you are consciously choosing to put yourself in this position as a way of glorifying your "empathy"
It's all very silly.

*Hugse*
I'm feeling happy one more night and it'll be over

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YUUeah you're right I'm a dumb fuck post memes

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meme time

Your fortune: Average Luck

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can i have your stuff?

thanks, i'll have a nice glass of toilet water in celebration of this glorious occurrence

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no

HUGS YOU YES FEEL THAT ITS MY BBONER

y

hote

y would i hive some random fag on the internet my stuff i'm gonna destroy all mu valuables so no one gets anything

i fucking wish but we all know you'll pussy out and come back to blog post again tomorrow

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nope i'll make my last post tomorrow
saying goodbye yadayada

bc u will b ded and not need it? that's okay it's not a big deal though, ill come pay attention to the news and come to Linz and bribe the coroner to let my take lewd pics

Looking forward to it, i'm sure it will be totally epic

ye sure "tomorrow"
attention seekers like you are always the same blabbering empty threats online to get replies. if you actually wanted to kill yourself you would have done it right now instead of being edgy on a meme forum.

They're not posting suicide in newspapers yk?

oh
give me your address then

Well if my dad wouldn't be fucking next to my room i'd do it rn... hanging makes a lot of sound fucking moron

keep dreaming buddy

and tomorrow there is going to be another excuse
whatever dude i'll be proving right in 24 hours and if not then that's even better

what did he say when you shaved your eyebrows

>is everything alright
yeah
>wanna eat sumthing
nah
went back to my room

? why is it better if you're right?

that's sort of unexciting
hope I get trips

close

i think he was implying the board would be a better case if you keys yourself. i dont promote suicide but in a strictly objective sense would have to agree

True
At least I die for s goof cause

Quit spreading your gay shit

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Shut up

>be me
>working a summer job as a cashier
>cant talk to people whatsoever
>scissors are broken and split im half
>customer asks to cut the tags off of a t shirt
>"well we gotta scissor in the back room"

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