If someone pointed a gun at you and said you have to choose: Would you rather have a homeless person shit dhierhea into...

If someone pointed a gun at you and said you have to choose: Would you rather have a homeless person shit dhierhea into your face and mouth, or fuck that same homeless person. What would you chose?

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my boy i would gladly choose both. As a tried and true democrat i not only enjoy diarrhea of the mouth but take great pride in fucking the less fortunate.

>true democrat
>fucking the less fortunate

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I choose neither. And that cause you are a cock gobbling moron.
/any other retard questions you want to push out my way?

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why are you a nigger

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Obviously fuck the homeless guy

someone explain this to me.\

inb4 nervega

tf is this? rape attempt

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For some reason I imagine you sending this from your Compaq laptop, sipping Monster Energy Zero Sugar while sitting on your riding mower.

Yea Forumsros cant handle this site

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I'll take option 3: shoot me

fuck

for some reason I imagine you sent this from your iphone from a starbucks while identifying as a man.

Haha, nice one fren! No, but seriously, your joke reeked of Boomer. I was just wondering if I was right.

you are

wtf is this shroom from?
decomposed body or wat?

Would you eat these roaches for 100$ each? You can choose how many...

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that was easy, either eat shit and die or fuck some homeless guy in the ass.....

How much for me to stick them up my butt?

10$ each, because you find it comfortable

I would tempt fate and grab that gun. Chances are it's not even loaded.

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