Confess

confess

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I always try to drink my own cum but I can't ever because I'm a pussy ;-;

i fucking did it again, i masturbated. fuck you satan, fuck kikes and these fucking harlots. hope they all burn in hell. i'm quitting porn from this very moment. fucking kikes

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I love to dress up in my sister's underwear and cum in them.

>muh satan
cringe
come back when you get a grip on reality faggot

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i plan on spamming Yea Forums with porn threads and recruiting others to do it. eventually Yea Forums will decide to make specific boards for specific porn to redirect cancer due to the amount of unoriginal porn spam on Yea Forums
or just kill Yea Forums. it's like a dying fish on a beach anyway

eat shit nigger

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I got intoxicated in a bar and passed out only to wake up in a motel room with a tranny fucking me in the ass. How do I recover from this?

turn the other cheek cuck

Become a tranny and fuck some other drunk guy in the ass. Continue the circle.

that's not even satan
retard doesn't even know what that means kek

cope
dont resist evil cuck
hand over your coat as well cuck
don't swear cuck
go the extra mile cuck
always give to the one who asks from you cuck
love your enemies cuck

Imagine nitpicking a meme that was designed for lulz and being a literalfag.

seethe

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No, I can just fuck a tranny or some femboy fag in the ass and it'll still have the same effect. I can do without becoming a tranny.

only seethe in this thread is this:
and this:

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no u

leak your fb/ig/sc

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Took a beach pic of my mom, used FaceApp to make her younger, fapped.