So Yea Forums, is it actually gonna happen? Are any of you going?
So Yea Forums, is it actually gonna happen? Are any of you going?
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I'd say maybe a max of 500 will actually turn up
There's only gonna be a bunch of youtubers and at least 1 depressed virgin who will actually do it to end his life on camera
We can only hope.
implying that there are 500 people with big n hairy enough balls to actually do it
I kinda want to stay at home and see this actually happen. Would be fucking entertaining even if people get shot down.
Is someone going to stream it? She is it going down?
well, 1.8 million have said they are going. i reckon out of that number there are 500 people who either have the balls to go, or are stupid enough to go.
I live like, 30 miles away and even I'm not fucking going.
The MPs will try to use non-lethal force. Water cannons and rubber bullets and such. If some fag charges full on he's just gonna get his ass kicked.
Coward
I really wanna go but my parents won't drive me over
will watch one of the livestreams though
Underage b&
All the hotels in Rachel are booked solid already and they're clearing out a 30 acre lot because they expect a lot of camper traffic.
I think a lot more than 500 are going.
You live 30 miles away from Themiddleoffuckingnowhere Nevada?
Kek, why?
That's just the media, it'll be a big story
Really? didnt know that kek
It's area 51. Like they haven't already dealt with large crowds? If it ends up a shit show, then I can't wait for the Netflix documentary.
I'm not underaged you faggot I just don't have a dirver's licence
what are you guys talking about?
Here’s what’s going to happen:
You ready kids?
Assuming any measurable amount of neckbasemwnts show up, the Air Force will ((((coincidentally)))))start conducting a live fire bombing and straffing drill all over Nellis that will last a solid week.
No one would be able to get near it
Train, plane, or taxi cab. Anyone's your hit.
Google is ur friend m8. Or Bing. Or duckduckgo.
No and no
Nice try FBI
I'd go but it’d take me at least 2 days to get there. Too far.
and what exactly should I google, genius? area 51?
Sure. Everything you see on the Internet is gospel. The whole world will be there. They can't stop all of us, right?
It won't be a shit show. Honestly it's going to turn into a massive music festival outside the gates. Calling it right now.
Maybe a few drunk ass idiots will wander in but theyll get round up like cattle and thrown out.
Why not? What kind of incel s oyboy bitch doesn't have a driver's license by the time they are 17??
>Google area 51
>Click news tab
Yes, that would work user. Extremely well.
Apparently you aren't the genius here. Not knowing there's a massive neckbearded plan to storm area 51.
who would win
1million facebookers vs 50 military mps with full riot gear and an arsenal of non lethal take downs.
hopefully it's televised from the air.
Half of these idiots are too lazy to walk 2 blocks.
No one is going to show up.
And contrary to popular belief, they CAN stop you all!
They can't hit him if he uses naruto run.
The memes coming out of this are great, but pic related is my favourite so far.
Do you seriously think someone will be able to Livestream in the middle of the fucking desert while near a military base?
Área 51 raid
I'd watch this.
1. The military can stop all of you.
2. If there was aliens, they would move them before the raid even takes place.
3. This "Raid Area 51" is another country's attempt at overloading the United State's Military with menial and stupid tasks.
Stop promoting the Area 51 Raid.
Oh damn. That made me actually laugh out loud. Holy fuck. Naruto running....yup. that will surely work.
There should be 2 parties then. One at area 51. The other at S4.
you're missing out if you havent tried this
This shit is funny to me. Given months of warning, anything that is sensative material (aliens or not) will already be gone. Hell they might even lean into it and give tours
Fuck the atomic bomb drops, mfw japan really won by unleaching anime on the West. Look what it's done to our young men. Collecting little plastic toys of school girls to jerk off to.
I wanna see those /k/ fags on that raid.
I am going. I dont live in the US but I am suicidal and this will be the last adventure for me.
Nightly Yea Forums fap material
No but they can record the event.
sure they'll show you the aliens on guided tours right? RETARD!
MODS, can you do your job at least once in your lives?
The point of anons post was; that because of months of warning, anything and everything of sensitive value will and would have been moved. Thus allowing full tours.
Not "another country" messing with us. It's Mother Russia, our ruler.
MAGA
Yep, going.
I'm going. But only to record others getting shot from a good safe distance.
Yea Forums cooperates with the FBI user.
>replying to a honeybot
I think it’ll be nice. The raid's in September so maybe it won’t be too hot. We can all meet up, tour around Rachel, Nevada, have a cook out, and then go in. Maybe the guards can have a few beers.
Record with a Nikon p1000 so you can get a mile away.
no
Leaking all snapchat girls
20-30 smelly memelords
50-100 reporters/camera crews
Nothing happens
Everyone is a faggot
Some great videos coming out already.
Training regime specifically designed to make people better at helping the aliens escape
instagram.com
I live in Winnemucca (in northern Nevada) and im planning to drive down there, on the day of the raid, i'll find somewhere high up to set up a chair and i'll watch the redditors get their asses kicked as i eat popcorn and kek at their attempt
This is now a spiderman thread
probably some city fag
it's a dead zone and even if you were able to it would give away your position a lot faster then before they catch you on heat signature
I'm going to be in Vegas anyway around that time. If it looks like something is happening perhaps I'll drive over and take a look. Just to say I was there.
But I'm not going to do any storming.
1.8 mln in the whole world my friend, there will be max 1k people and they won't do shit to the area 51, is a military base
What about sonic cannons, every one will shit themselves (literally) if they get anywhere near. That would be legendary to watch
FYI there is no active moderation of Yea Forums admins share the board as a responsibility and only respond when something has been reported by enough unique users.
Are Americans retarded?
>close a couple of roads 100 miles away
>arrest anyone who gets close on foot
Comfy life makes you stupid.
I can assure you that one guy its going to kill at least 30 people there with an AR15
Absolutely, it's become too widespread for nobody to take it at least a little bit seriously. Some people literally live for the memes, you don't understand how autistically dedicated people can be
Oh sure.. They will remove all mines from the minefield, welcome all with open arms. They will even give you the security codes to the vault so you can take selfies with dead aliens.. It's never going to happen, and I doubt anyone will get within 20 miles of the place..
Please google the term "trial and error", the whole point of the raid is that they can't stop all of them.
Aint going there high radioactive zone my nigga plus govermment may kill me for being a mutt.
It's not radioactive you fucking retard