Anyone else wake up feeling like they need to be hugged or need love and then feel a need to masturbate anally and...

Anyone else wake up feeling like they need to be hugged or need love and then feel a need to masturbate anally and particularly forcefully?

I am not joking this is what got me into anal play and dildos as a straight guy

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fags like you should hang yourselves

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I have never had this need before OP.
Sounds like you just like being fucked in the ass.

Dude that's beastiality

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when i found out anal stimulation was a thing i tried shoving things up my ass to do something
then i got mad when i wasnt hitting my prostate so i slowly expanded my ass' capacity to larger things
then i had like 4 hot dogs stuffed into a condom in my ass when i realized i was prolly gay

You were just one hotdog short of being a faggot.

Well I don't feel attracted to men, their bodies or personalities. Men disgust me

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Your balls are so big o; i wanna kiss them teehee

Chris Chan

I don't, OP, but I approve of this buttposting and that sentiment in general.

Nice set of balls, show your dick.

You got kik???

This is me, not OP lmao
tfw your butt gets reposted from dubs threads

You got kik sweet ass???

I do

What's your kik?

Do u fags even google.
That's pupspark2000 from reddit. And no they don't have kik.

I do ask me on reddit xD

>calls people fags
>recognises a man just from a picture of his balls
Alright lad

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timestamp or gtfo

who else used this shit

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I can definitely relate.
Love, closeness and affection are the best feelings I know and I only feel this with women, I don't think I could never date a guy. I've done mild gay shit with a friend in a jokish way and I've felt nothing, but however I watch gay shit quite often along with straight shit, but oh dear god do I love fucking myself with a 12" dildo. It's weird how I can be super gay in some ways, but then again not gay.

"No homo," God said as he put the male g-spot up the ass.

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you only need that because you are lonely and don't find yourself strong enough, id advise doing some physically inclined hobbies and build on your independence user, find a nice woman and maybe sit on your ass instead of playing with it

better than faggotry

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Yup, never found a single guy attractive in my life but I love it when my girl fucks me with a strap on