I have actually gotten raped because of Yea Forums...

I have actually gotten raped because of Yea Forums... I don't know how but someone was able to track where i live and I felt someones presence just stalking me wherever i went this week, and one of those days (the 19th of this month) I was walking down the sidewalk at 1 am and I heard footsteps behind me, and out of nowhere I felt a rag over my entire face and suddenly I lost consciousness... I woke up in an alley the next morning with my pants down and blood out all over my asshole. i would advise you all to stay clear of b

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please stop doing drugs while its early

Is that Mexican Andy

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i dont do drugs but i just want to know if ive got aids or some shit

Ye haha

are you in trouble or something

>blood out all over my asshole
okay so you are a male, so i can deduce that this is fake and gay

>I have actually gotten raped because of Yea Forums...
Speculation.

>I don't know how but someone was able to track where i live and I felt someones presence just stalking me wherever i went this week,
If you don't know how, then you have no idea it was because of Yea Forums, I think it was the postman, the plumber, and the milkman. They all saw you as a giant pussy and just had to fuck that shit up.

>and one of those days (the 19th of this month)
Better known as yesterday

>I was walking down the sidewalk at 1 am
Stop, if you got raped, its not because of Yea Forums its because you are walking the fucking streets at 1am.

>and I heard footsteps behind me, and out of nowhere I felt a rag over my entire face and suddenly I lost consciousness... I woke up in an alley the next morning with my pants down and blood out all over my asshole. i would advise you all to stay clear of b
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fucking stupid. I awoke with my pants down and with a bloody asshole. Piss off with your fake shit.

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and Michael Bay
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rotten eggplants

Chloroform takes roughly 3 to 2 minutes before kicking in, And if you remember everything up until the rag part, you might of remembered a struggle

Stop this bait OP

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I heard footsteps behind me.

I felt a rag over my entire face and suddenly I lost consciousness...

(I remember my first science exam, FYI Chloroform take like 15 minutes and more you stupid shit.)

>mexican acne
>kek

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this shit is actually hilarious, good job op

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HAHA
xD3 to 2
fi15een
this guy is comedy
> GOOOOOUULLD!

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why r u mad neckbeard

OP is a faggot

This is b8

Jesus I feel so fucking bad saying this but ur face looks like the scabby cheese on top of a pizza

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wow look at this funy gay porn intro video LOL

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Sounds like the rabbis finally got revenge for your anti-semitism.

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Actually chloroform only takes 3 seconds to knock you out retard