ITT: you wish for a superpower and other anons grant it but make it shittier

ITT: you wish for a superpower and other anons grant it but make it shittier

I can make anyone instantly shit themselves full diarrhea

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Granted, but you have to eat it afterwards

I can get any girls consent with snapping my fingers

I haven't had a good chuckle like this in a long time, the pic

The snapping is you breaking the bones of your own finger

I don't know, dude. I'd definitely still take the power.

every single nigger is going to be genocided &have got to say I cant be happier

I don't blame you, i just made a little shittier for ya

Is this supposed to be a superpower?

But you can never get a boner when you do

Theyre all 80 years old

>any girl
>80 years old

not how that works bud.

K, but they had to be moved to one location first: wherever you are, so you can see it.
The corpses do not disappear

But they wake up afterward feeling roofied and accuse you of rape

I wish with the snap of my left hand I can turn into a loli and the snap of my right I turn back to normal

I can get a boner on command.

Granted, however when you transform the first time you become a nigger and can never be white again.

my superpower is having all the superpowers and one of those superpowers is immunity to my powers and myself being changed

Granted, but you have to convert to Islam in order to awaken said superpowers.

I can close my eyes and get transmissions from who the fuck knows where.