How can I summon the super natural?

How can I summon the super natural?

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fart in can

>Being on a low level magical world
>Can't summon shit
>Not being able to teleport to another place
>Being thoroughly fucked

Should i sniff it up or breath it

you do the ritual and present it to the spirits

Repeat "Wolowolo" until a spirit appears. Just keep trying. You need to get a lot of witnesses so the spirit will measure your worth by the count of bystanders

What if i am alone?

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with wolowolo most likely he will change colour and kill his own family

Then you need a sacrifice. Cut off any part of your body. No, you don't need a finger; hair is enough. But with the size of sacrifice, the spirit will be stronger.

>That's the dangers of summoning for you
Sorry, no refund.

I have a dead animal what would work?

Sure. The spirit won't be very powerful but as you are a beginner that isn't that bad.

Well belief works. Just standing in your underwear smeared in blood is not going to do much (for summoning) you have to know what you want and who to ask. Just calling to Satan for sex slaves will probably not get you anything. Lastly blood, blood magic is dark and used for most summoning and retaliation circles.

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>asking for help on Yea Forums
Your Wisdom stat probably isn't high enough for summoning.

Just astral project and vibrate your way to a higher plane.
Protip: drink lots of green, it helps with astral projection

>Lastly blood, blood magic is dark and used for most summoning and retaliation circles.
Also know that was goes around comes around, so unless you know how to protect you against the bad shit, don't use it

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Ktst

> Green - What is this entity you speak of?
Source for the magic skill?

you need to fuck it

> Green - What is this entity you speak of?
Green things, like cucumber and broccoli, at least that's what Archangel Michael told me, that and invest in Vietnamese dong (as in the currency, not penises)

Last time I've seen Michael he was on a trip to Gehenna.

Why would that reach astral projection?

I think it helps you with controlling your vibrations, some drugs can also help with this but some can really hinder you, for example I'm on anti depressants (Venlafaxin) and those really makes it kind of hard to change layers especially from lower to higher.