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waifu Macron
i wanted to make this joke yesterday but i didn't have time to

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>Glitch City best Bartender claimed

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Something don’t feel right

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I've worked through the self hate, that's what got me to that point in my life in the first place.
Life has hardships and it is overcoming those hardships that gives life meaning.

I really am a happy and good person now I know it.
Just when I delve back into those recesses of my mind al the destruction mankind has done to itself makes complete sense. And it scares me.

It scares me because noone wants to address the real problems it holds for the future.

I hope my book can change that at least for some people.

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Please explain further, if you don't mind.

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I don't get it ;_;
Nandesuka?

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Any way I'm done being a sad sap
So

Any of you read any books you want to talk about.

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Threadly reminder that these posters:
Rem, Aegis, Tomoko, Akame, Raphie, Jules, Tsugu, Duke, Saber, Obese Unemployed Faggot Nevada, Earth-Chan, Yui, Ruby, Supreme are openly supporting dog killing alongside abusing people with mental issues.

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No. Nobody reads books.

Technically yes, but also no

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Aegis claimed.

I now have Yuengling, Tennessee Fire, and pizza.

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lol

I really hope your dream will be perceived as you want it to be, make the best book you can.

Sadly I'm not much of a reader, sorry.

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My kokoro don’t feel right. Neither does my head. Both of them hurt a bit.

Refer above

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Ok what is it im starred reading berserk again catching up on the last three archs.

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I have to be honest and say that for some weird reason the past few days have been somewhat...unusual, more unexpected than ever if I may say.

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The bots in Vermintide 2 are leagues better than the survivor bots in Left 4 Dead 2.

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The same thing happen to me a few weeks ago when I started writing.

Changed my perspective on life again.

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I'm reading "The Topos of Music" by Guerino Mazzola

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That's not saying very much. The bots in L4D2 were nearly worthless at best, and worse than worthless most of the time.

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What is it about?

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My waifu is the sweetest out of all waifus

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I'll stick to Rum and Coke

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Hello

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Hey

That's always a good choice. I considered getting some Rum, but I was craving something with cinnamon.

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Never really was going for being sweet

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It’s an on and off thing for me.

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It never fails me
Never been a big cinnamon person

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The philosophy and mathematics of music, analysed through the fields of psychology, semiotics, mathematics and physics
it's pretentious but I like it

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Straight whiskey

I drink to get drunk not for the taste.

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I read Carl Jung's Philosophy and Alchemy

Be basically described how the scientific method was created from middle ages theology. Really changed my perspective on my work in STEM

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You can't go wrong with something reliable. I can see how cinnamon flavors aren't for everyone, but I'm a fan.

I am drinking straight whiskey, it's just flavored. I tend to do a little of both.

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You feel left out?

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what's the significance of cactus?

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What exactly led him into killing dogs?

Gonna have a good night's sleep tonight that's for sure

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shove it up your butt

Endurance, and Stoicism

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UwU
yeah, that makes sense. cacti are pretty endurable

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that was meant as a joke
dont

Maybe, maybe not. I don't think I've really come close to blacking out yet. Usually, I have trouble sleeping though.

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Fuck if I know. My guess; guy is mentally disabled and somehow his retarded parents let him roam free which resulted in what he is today.

Hey, at least the Vermintide 2 bots will actually push the specials off you.

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I ordered pizza

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it's okay, i won't
ooh, yay! what toppings?

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Pineapple and ham, with extra cheese and extra sauce. I got brownies too, plus I have Dr Pepper.

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Crazy shit man.

just making sure
you never know without some frombaround here...

Thanks cant wait for it to arrive

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oh, tasty!! i'm not bigly on pineapple but i'm not against it, either.
i love brownies! and am indifferent to Dr. Pepper!
yeah, no worries, b

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9 creative ways to pay rent when you have no more blood plasma to sell

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I'm proud of you, kid.
>Pineapple and Ham
A man of culture, I see. I'm doubly proud.

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He cant stand the animals innocence because he lost his own, so he seeks to make them hate their life as much as he does.

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That my head cannon tho

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man you know what, i need some shot glasses
should i get metal ones or glass?
maybe you can find something to be on Fiverr

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You're 15 and you don't even drink why you always lying

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Why the fuck did One Punch Man season 2 disappear from Netflix

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I don't think he was even born with innocence.

Metal would probably affect the flavor. What do you drink?

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>You're 15
yeah sure
>you don't even drink
doesn't mean i can't get shot glasses. it just feels cool to pour stuff from a hip flask
or maybe i'm being too romanticized by a piece of $15 steel
yeah, maybe...
dunno, i'm not really into drinking. just thought it'd be cool

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Find more blood
Perhaps he is insecure about his self determination and believes killing is the best way to show the world he has dominion over something

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I know people collect fancy shot glasses, but if you're using them for anything except liquor, they're extremely inefficient.

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Do psychopaths feel insecure about anything?

i'll use them for liquor later
for now i want to feel euphoric *tips fedora*

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Woohoo drunk time

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Nice eyebrows Mute-chan~

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source

I really don't see how "Feeling euphoric" and shot glasses correlate.

Another round of shots!

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No. That is the problem. They are the smart ones. All the rest are idiots ready to be manipulated.

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Eternità!
Il mio fato in te vivrà!
Trascenderá, ciò ch'é stato e che sarà!
Eternità!
Il tuo tempo annienterá!
E i demoni, l'abbagliante oscurità!
SEMPRE IN TE VIVRÀ!
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Wine is okay, but now that you say so, I'll go get a shot of the good honey booze I have, that shit is expensive but good to celebrate.

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claim

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Fucking Hell

Jaeger

My cousin wont shut the fuck up about his damn truck -_-

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i dunno i just thought it'd look cool
she cute and hello
tell him that you're not feeling to well

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Welcome to drunk waifu time.
From all of us degenerates

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Hello, you.

Probably not. They serve a specific purpose, it's not like drinking anything else 1.5 oz at a time is common.

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Hello
Suggestive

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i guess, yeah...
time to go buy alcohol

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Nah I'm good talking to you guys talking to my friends.

Fortunately I got put next to the tree so noone sees what I'm doing on my phone

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ah, alright. i hope you're enjoying your time out there.
may i see a cute pic of your waifu?

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What kind?

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who else uses snapchat

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Fuck I really am drunk

Fuck it

UwU

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dunno
i liked beer
i still like beer
i can't mention beer without quoting Kavanaugh
hello good afternoon, are you doing okay?
lust is a sin, onii-chan

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yes i'm doing alright. could've done with more sleep, but i guess it wasn't too bad
how're you?

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that's good. i'm glad.
i'm alright. procrastinating on things i need to work on.

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hye yfu's

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Well Then I'm screwed
Suggest my arse

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Madara
Glad you could make it to drunk waifu time

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hi there
it's okay, onii-chan
it's never to late to change you hedonistic ways

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It all depends on how you drink. If you want to drink a lot, beer or wine can be good., but if you want to do shots and get really drunk, not so much.

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can i do both?

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yeah if only, drinking first thing in the morning would just put me back to sleep
whats shakin, bacon

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also, i watched enemy yesterday, it was great, would highly recommend. unless you have arachnophobia, then i wouldn't, which sounds pretty odd, but spiders play a pretty large role in the movie. a passing fear of spiders would be fine though
i'm glad you're glad
are the things important? don't procrastinate too much

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me remembering your chats with Duke™
oh, cool! i'll watch it... maybe... i am neutral against spiders, kind of
i'm glad you're glad
they're always more important than what i am procrastinating with

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Yes, usually when I'm at a bar I'll have a beer and take a shot every so often.

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you love me ;)

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If you insist

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bars are scary. do i have to talk with the people inside?
yes, poster i hardly know

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You don't have to, but conversation is always nice. You can learn a lot at bars.

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Is this your attempt at being "edgy" ?

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alright, if you insist.
can i smoke in them, too?

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it's only an hour and a half long, quite fast paced. if you're into psychological types of movie i think you'd really enjoy it
well you should just try to get it over with and stuff.. no point in stressing yourself out by procrastinating

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It depends on the bar, some yes, some no. I don't particularly care because I don't smoke.

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Shots shots shots
Japan?

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i'm into psychology, but i'm not into psychologists
yeah, i guess..
fair enough
there's a local bar i've always wanted to visit but never did.

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nah, i'm not japanese. just skinny and with a low tolerance to alcohol. that 16oz 9.7% beer i had yesterday rocked me.

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give it a try, what's the worst that could happen? Maybe you'll even find a mentor.

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Awwww I found this image of Seras and it makes me so happy

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it's super cute!

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i guess you're right, yeah...
but i already have a sensei. i met him on the waifu threads

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>Notice how much better these threads are without a nigger faggot in them

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Heh i drank 3 shots of whiskey and 2 Jeager bombs and still stumbling around somehow.

Although inhave a bit of an advantage being 6'4" 230lbs

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Nah, you need a real life drunkle. You'll learn all there is to know about alcoholism.

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Holy shit my grandma over in the UK used to wear those sweaters, that's why they seem so cozy.

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Dude don't summon it

woof woof

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o-oh, okay...
they're really cute sweaters! they look good on everyone

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I see Citronella is still talking about me

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>Not a new IP
Nigger faggot, tfu.

It's like you're begging for dope and hope.

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Just remember: You can never go wrong with rum and coke.

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hohoho it’s christmas time
hohoho it’s christmas time
hohoho it’s christmas time
hohoho it’s christmas time

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ohohoh it’s christmas time
ohohoh it’s christmas time
ohohoh it’s christmas time
ohohoh it’s christmas time

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Hey, it's you.

But it's July!

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o-okay
are you going to do it though?

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unironically agreed this time
rum and coke... i'll have to try i guess some time
hey friend
Christmas in July!
yeah
i dunno...

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not true

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youtube.com/watch?v=MycmIAERZuE
just noticed it's the PM. i thought it was the morning when i woke up.
go figure, you're more than twice my size!

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youtu.be/XHwhKwJypE4
hohoho it’s christmas time

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Morning. Yeah, me again. Went to bed, slept 6hours.
Why ain't u clown posting? There is a chaika after all

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orbiter-chan

dunno

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c'mon, do it

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It's pretty good and simple. There's no shame in ordering it. Granted, as long as you enjoy a drink, you shouldn't feel shame for ordering it.

Ho ho ho. Hoes everywhere!

That's good, I think.

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no
yeah, okay... i dunno, i'm not big on alcohol

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Nah, is ass. 6hours isn't barely enough. I need my 10hours of sleep. I'm gonna be so fucking tired later.
lole, noob

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youtube.com/watch?v=uUzkUSpTpfw
Don't have time to chat, but dropping a gem as I poof. I should be on later.

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youtube.com/watch?v=nwkzDNU5B2Q

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If you mix with coke, you won't notice the alcohol too much. You'll be drunk before you know it! Oh, but be careful if you need to drive, don't stay out too long.

6-8 hrs is the average, but I guess you need your beauty sleep.

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it's okay, the bar near me is in walking distance

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-hug tackles you and misses-

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In that case, drink until you can barely stumble home!

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leaking all snapchat names

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i don't know if that's healthy

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Heh

youtu.be/mYOOuLq_z1Q

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tunes!

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Eh, a little bit of alcohol poisoning never killed anyone. If you puke, call it a night. Drink some water and wait an hour or two, then head home.

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I know and I have no idea how ppl do it. Sleeping just 8hours ruins my whole day.

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dude same
yeah, o-okay... i'll try...

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Is that why you like Kai so much

I can't say too much, I average 4-6

I'm partly joking. If you feel uncomfortable, stop. Still drink water though, it'll help a hangover.

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Bongloid

yes, of course
what do you think?
yeah, i'll try.
i hear burgers help, too

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youtube.com/watch?v=VXvdCW1nB1M

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This whole album is my solice

Wont see you tonight 1 and 2 though are the grand finally
youtu.be/oAdQzCq53XE
youtu.be/XmIF4XW0JaM

I know this cant be right suck in a dream

A nightmare full of sorrow

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Netflix has Minecraft Story mode. This;ll be a trip.

Yes, greasy food is good. Avoid sweet drinks, sugar will make everything worse.

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