New to Yea Forums. Any advice?

New to Yea Forums. Any advice?

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You must leave immediately. This is a place of evil and degeneracy.

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I'm already too fucked up. This is where I belong.

don’t make porn threads pls make something interesting and not loli thanks

you're not a true user until you start a shota thread

Imagine a world full of normie BS with a little side of edgy. Thats about it.

And once in a blue moon you may experience some quality OC and have a delightful chuckle.

Don’t type anything for about a year, learn about the culture and get used to gore and other fucked up shit.

If your already fucked up, then lurk for about 4 or 5 months, listen but don’t speak.

fuck off

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Get out before it's too late!

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LURK MOAR FAGGOT!

kys

Lurk more.

post cats and call everyone a faggot

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go check other boards. This one is utterly retarded

Go on an interest blue board and come back in approximately 3 weeks. Get acclimated to the retardation and autism

Get used to the fact you are a faggot.
And actually a newfag.

L U R K M O A R. I would normally tell you to fuck off but you are here forever.

Faggot

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GET THE FUCK OUT

GTFO.

that shittard have to get ban for advert in every thread

Faggot

LISTEN UP, NEWFAG!
Leave, before you are consumed.

If you're staying though, a bit of advice:
To greentext, use the greater than key before every line ie;
>Be newfag
>Ask Yea Forums for advice

Don't start porn threads, they're for NPC fags.

Save everything you find even remotely interesting, because images can be useful.

Google "The rules of the internet" and study them. Yea Forums worships those rules like the retards we are.

Pay attention to your post number.
If a post tells you to roll, it means look at the last digits of your post number.
Dubs = Two consecutive numbers (22 or 77 etc)
Trips = Three consecutive numbers (666 333 etc)
Quads = 4
Quints = 5
Etc...

Don't over use "Nigger". Despite what you may think from the outside, only newfags, /pol/fags and boomers use nigger in every sentence.

To triforce correctly, so you don't look like a stupid newfag, follow these rules:

>Alt+255
>Alt+255
>Alt+30
>Enter
>Alt+30
>Alt+255
>Alt+30

Don't take anything here seriously.
Don't talk about race, it's always bait.
Don't take bait.
We aren't all some legion of hackers like CNN tells your mom. We're just autistic.

And that's about it.
You'll pick it up as you go along.

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Gtfo

Note about the triforce:
Use the number pad, not the number row.
Ie;


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Try to avoid "You shouldn't share" threads, or you will feel the need to share your ex nudes... just like me :3

Are you fucking kidding me?
What the fuck did I do wrong?

I have become the newfag I was supposed to destroy...