JESUS wants you to stop coming to this evil website.
The kingdom of heaven is at hand.
Be not ingorant of satan's devices.
The lawlessness of our youth is a reflection of the times we're in.
The earth is groaning for a SAVIOR, crying for a MESSIAH.
"DO AWAY with this evil, and make me anew" the earth cries.
Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
Be ever watchful, for the MESSIAH comes as a thief in the night for those who are ignorant.
JESUS wants you to stop coming to this evil website
Jace Anderson
Other urls found in this thread:
Samuel Sullivan
Kevin Bell
Everybody wants something. Why would Jeebus be any different!
Easton Myers
Post nudes of your wife with timestamp and I will convert. Surely it is worth saving a soul. Self sacrifice to save me would be super noble.
Zachary Jones
god is a faggot
Jose Sanchez
>heaven is at hand.
Yep, that's why we cum here
Zachary Cooper
>cum
nice
Brayden Young
Nonsense!
Jesus is my Yea Forumsro and he is okay with me fapping to hot girls.
Grayson Scott
The Lord help my poor soul.
Jaxon Morgan
I want to go to Heaven.
Brody Morales
Jesus himself made hentai
Jesus is the prophet of nekomimi
Jesus is the one true weeb
Jacob Rogers
Well, that's not what he told me but he has to do fan service for Japan, too.
Anthony Roberts
Almighty God!
Easton Sanders
Be not ashamed to be the servant of others for the love of Jesus Christ, and to be reckoned poor in this life.
Brandon Miller
words of revelation received from the God
Chase Stewart
His Noodleness loves this site. Fuck your intolerant hateful god
Nathaniel Hernandez
The great spaghetti monster sees all!!!
Joshua Lewis
Bumping desufamalam
Isaac Moore
eat shit jebus
Jack Clark
Forgive him his trespasses, Lord, and protect your servant from this abomination.
Jace Rogers
Thank heaven
Ayden Garcia
A god who loved me would want me to see beautiful naked women and appreciate the wonder of his work.
Dominic Brooks
user did you eat all the cookies? You're grounded.
>Some justice we have here! If you had any sense as a parent you would not have left me alone with the cookies in the first place. Why punish me for something you should have known in advance would happen and did nothing to prevent? How do I know you have any real authority at all? I demand to see a DNA test.
Your father won't be happy about this when he gets home.
>Why should I believe that, when you said he would arrive in the afternoon, when it is now clearly evening? I have just as much evidence as you to say he will never return again. And how do you know he doesn't want me to eat all the cookies? If he is truly a loving father then he would give me as many cookies as I desire.
It's okay user you'll have cookies again someday. We'll always love you.
>I never asked to be born into such a cruel and meaningless home.
Justin Peterson
well yeah parents are assholes
Jeremiah Reyes
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Tyler Robinson
Do you believe the lie called Rapture?
Alexander Price
the divine word of God
Jackson Garcia
God help us whether or not.
Dominic Barnes
Not even close to what Revelation says.
Christ will come after Anti-Christ.
Anti-Christ comes like a thief and deceives almost the entire World including many who pay lip service to Christ and yet do not bother to learn what he taught.
Caleb Nelson
Show tits.
Asher Johnson
thank you for making this thread, many keks to you good sir.
Sebastian Fisher
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
Aaron Morris
how do you know that I am playing utewarerumono
are you my lamp?
Levi Hughes
Rivers of milk and honey. WTF?
Grayson Evans
I am very bright.
And I know how to spell utawarerumono.
Jace Peterson
Haw! That's just not gonna happen.
Thomas Richardson
that's really helpful when you look it up to buy it mr lamp
Kevin Martinez
And Jesus wept.
Jayden Rivera
>ingorant
Henry Fisher
So have all his human creations on this crummy planet.
Samuel Evans
Ok, I am up for anything, let's try it.
Yea Forums: be born again:
Eli Edwards
We keep electing fools like Trunp we suffer for our own failure to learn and do what is needed. We have had 2000 years during which none interfered with us it was all up to mankind. Sadly the leaders we chose failed and time is nearly up.
Easton Gonzalez
Thank you. That means a lot to me.
David Rogers
It was a text which might seem to the casual observer at variance with the lofty morality elsewhere preached by Jesus Christ.
David Jenkins
>And Jesus wept.
I don't doubt it, he had nails through his hands and feet and shit.
He must have been a real dick for the Romans to fuck him up that hard.
Oliver Parker
Not even goin to athiest at you, if my god is false then ill be proven wrong in hell
Jace Taylor
Heavenly Father, protect us from these demons.
Charles Myers
He was innocent.
He healed the sick and brought folks hope.
Had the High Priests not feared their loss of blood and bribe money and power they would have accepted him instead they rejected him. The Romans should never have become involved at all.
Ryan Fisher
Sadly most will mistake a demon for the second coming of Christ. Thus demon will lie and say he is here to rapture folks away. Many or most folks will bow to this liar simply because he is not a human being. Demons are still by all appearances Angels Lucifer does not have horns or red long johns. You either hear what Christ said or you bow to the wrong being when the time comes.
Landon Jackson
I'm leaving soon guys. Yes, this website is evil and it is funny when you don't care. But truth is people can't live like this.
For example I can't stop thinking "nigger" when I see a black person while I know they are all right. I blame you all.
Liam Reyes
Let me guess, the Anti-Christ is coming "soon"?
Jordan Wood
Thank you Jesus for caring about me.
Noah Gray
and "O God!"
Carson Powell
No man shall know the day or the hour.
Alexander Green
Lord... give me the strength to deal with tomorrow.
Adam Miller
That's because it's pure bullshit.
Ian Hughes
Christians are boring as hell. Screw this.
Jacob Rogers
No.
It is simply something God decides the time of.
He did give a few clues about the season.
Israel had to exist again which it did not for nearly 20000 years. Now it does and so the clock could start ticking on the last Generation. But still the term Generation is ambiguous it could have been 40 or 70 or 120 years?
And Jerusalem was not recaptured until 1967.
Anyway the Anti-Christ can be cast down at anytime.
It is again up to God once all his promises were fulfilled, and they have pretty well been.
So, any day now?
Cameron Reed
Tell Jesus to go fuck himself.
Josiah Lee
Sorry that should be 2000 not twenty thousand.
Nicholas Williams
Praise the Lord. I thought I'd lost you, brother.
Sebastian Phillips
bros think the snappening was good
Justin Jenkins
But when ever someone says the name...Jesus. I get arouse and my cock begins to throb. When I jerk my uncut cock I usually say to myself... Jesus, watch me pull back my foreskin. Watch me slide my finger in my asshole. Pray for my brother. I’m going to jerk off now.
James James
Wrong. 1 John & 2 John say there are many anti-Christs, and that many had already come in his time. Also: There is nothing in Revelation about the anti-Christ. Anyone who speaks against the Good News about Jesus is an anti-Christ; stop watching The Omen to get your information about the Bible.
Oliver Lee
I am sorry you disagree.
I am not trying to mislead anyone.
But their is no event called Rapture.
The Anti Christ who will not even be a human will lie and fool most of mankind claiming he is the second coming here to rapture folks away.
Please don't be fooled by him or bow as most will.