Tard stories? I'll start

Tard stories? I'll start
>be me 14 in my country's version of hs
>5 foot gimp with shoulder length hair walks up to me hey user wanna play Xbox after school
>Politely decline cuz heard rumbles of his autism
>Best friend gives him my gamertag
>Mfw when I have to play with him
>Time goes on then one day same friend drops the social little boy atom bomb on him
>Friend releases audio of this dude fucking a guy on his scout trip
>Autist is cast into social destruction
>Mfw when I hear it
>Mfw when another friend says everyone should go into a tent and revise everytime we have exams
>Gets worse for this guy
>Teachers can't seat him beside any females
>We look at his search history when he leaves class
>Mfw when it's exclusively addresses in Google maps
>Now for the final act
>Guys convince him to shave his head
>Says he has girlfriend so no
>Mfw when his gf is my best friend using a fake Facebook account with some roastie's pics

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I hope youre not from europe. Right?

Why?

Just curious

You know about it?

When I was 13 i was visiting my uncle and his tard daughter (12) used to like to sit on my lap. Everyone thought it was cute but it annoyed the shit out of me. I seriously think her parents just were glad to be able to ignore her for a while and drink wine with my parents. While they gossiped at the dining room table we watched some bullshit Disney movie and she started to sing and wiggle/dance to some song and it gave me a serious hard on. (Guilty feelings, and couldn’t look at her face, but an ass rubbing your cock and it just happens) I tried to get up but she told me to wait until the song ended. So, there I was, about to have my first non masturbation orgasm, with my tard cousin. I put my arms around her waist, buried my face into her back, and blasted into my shorts. One of the hardest blasts to date in my life. I kinda blacked out for a bit and then she tapped my hand and said ok, songs over. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up and couldn’t look at her the rest of the night. I tried to get her for real but she would never let me take her clothes off. I’m almost 30 now and still wanna fuck her. Wish they made retard porn...

Ass is ass I guess

Totally unplanned and awkward trust me. But from what I read on boards like this, most sexual kinks are caused by some kind of trauma or another kek

I so wanna fuck a downs girl. Don’t know why.

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Yeah especially seeing as you were relatively young

Young and knew absolutely nothing. No understanding of what was happening, and at that age didnt even know you could cum that way. Thought i had to have it out. I feel like it took forever but it was probably like 20-30 seconds.

There are models now. Nothing nude but its a start...

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Fuckin down titty cow can ride me all day

Wouldn't you feel like you were taking advantage?

My aunt has downs and i used to sneak in while she showered. She was usually too busy talking to herself to notice. She was semi skinny but had a fat ass. She caught me once but i told her i just had to pee. I guess she told someone thinking it was funny and after that my mom stopped taking me to her house. She never talked about her again to me either. Mad awkward but worth it.

Got any pics?

Not really, most blogs i read say downs adults are very sexual but dont know how to express it, or express it with inappropriate people (relatives)

Naw i was like 10 at the time, just at the beginning of the cell phone days

Damn. Not into downs but voyeurism gets me diamonds

Love this model. Shes married now too. Wish it had been me

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Yeah parenting blogs have lots of goodies. One i read was a mom said her 24 yo downs daughter kept flashing her tits to her male relatives and wanted advice on how to stop. Jacked like three times after that

Know a girl who looks like her but without downs

Yeah?

It's a passing resemblance but yeah

The one on the left

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Yeah kinda

So does anyone have anymore stories?

Mikayla holmgren miss usa minnesota wanna be. I would douse her insides with my load.

Sexy downie

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OP you are just plain boring.

Fuck off normie.

Not as good, but i can back up what this guy was saying, my little bro has downs and hes been caught jacking off here and there. Tiny cock but blasts like a rocket. Caught him beating off to a music video and walked in at the end. It went everywhere, like a peter north shot

>'OP you are boring'
>Speaks like an r/dankmemes user
Pick one

>Pick one

Just fuck off you pedantic cunt, people are more than just one thing.

Except you, you are just one big cunt.

That sounds like an experience that takes more than a shower to feel clean after

Are you alright? You're getting pissed about boredom but contributing nothing

Fuck i love this thread!

I had a retard gf for a while. Short, big tits and ass, and didnt know the word no. Fucked her hundreds of times. Her mom put an end to it when she found out. She thought we were just friends. Dumb mom, we were in our 20s. What did she think we were doing?

Lol lucky none hit me. Made me look at my loads and go, "what the fuck? Why can't i do that?"

Probably takes him ages to clean up

>complains about others lack of contribution
>contributes absolutely fuck all

Pick your nose.

So wrong my old china, I'm not pissed, I am bored of you and your so-called "contribution".

Implying he does that at all.

Look at the posters Vs posts everyone here is contributing except you

Surely he doesn't just leave it to soak in

Shes got a face for facials. 22 so shes good to go

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Generally it's his mommy. She is totally in denial

More nude tards plz!!

I assume this happened yesterday.

That's rough

What do you mean?

>Look at the posters Vs posts everyone here is contributing except you

*Yawn*
Is your last "contribution" noteworthy?
Is mine?
Nope, but as long as you keep goading me I'm going to keep pointing out that you are a boring cunt.
Pic related.

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Fair point.

Do yoooo fink i'm prettyyyu?

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discord..gg/cWfaxqA (remove the extra dot)

Server with no rules. Post whatever you want without risk of ban!

Rekt. Controversial topics, Porn center.

CP. VC. Loli

etc..

>2001 or 2002, don't remember
>In middle school, 8th grade
>Friend and I ate lunch and went to the bathroom to piss
>We walk in there
>Tard sitting in the toilet with the door wide open
>Dick and nut sack hanging out
>We are both chocking back laughter and I said "Dude, don't say a fucking thing"
>Walk over to the urinals
>Start pissing
>Hear the door open and feet shuffling in
>Black kid walks in and sees the tard kid shitting
>He screams "DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>3 other guys show up and they're just laughing with their dicks off
>Friend and I start laughing too
>All of us walk out of the bathroom still laughing
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Had a tard that would flash his ass to anyone that walked into the changing rooms

Retarded stories discord!
discord gg KjKZgd3

Would pound, no condom

Other than that face that body is built for fucking. True definition of a double bagger

You can barely tell with this one. Would probably date

would u ?

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Then, yeah maybe. Now? Hell yeah. Shes the one in the bikini above

More details !!

I feel like they would suck at head but would take cock and giggle the whole time

6th grade she would pee her pants 1-2x a week in class i thought it was hot now i have a pee fetish

She was kinda egg shaped like most tards, but still had curves. First time i saw her it was from behind, and i liked her ass, but didnt know what she was till she turned around. Tight pussy, firm tits (40 d) but of course not very active. Laid there or bent over and let me do what i wanted. Made a nice groan/moan when she came.

I love watching girls piss their pants. Dont know why

her favorite color was pink so her pink pants would totally show every drop i was so hard she would just sit there and do it i loved hearing it splash and see puddle she would just sit there til teacher noticed

Lots of camgirls do it for free if you ask nicely

I would have been hard as fuck

a lil luck at times yes best was when i had a gf that would do it

ya my first wet orgasm was to her haha

Sometimes this place disgusts me.

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No way!? Like you had to excuse yourself to jack in the bathroom, or there in your pants, or when you got home?

Why, because were open about our likes and fetishes and you keep them to yourself and act like youre somehow better than everyone? Fuck off, and remeber you clicked on the thread. So now whos the pervert?

home too scared to do at school haha

I love google

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Yeah i hear ya. Thanks for sharing, story made me hard

she also had biggest tits in class by far but her mom never bought her a bra soo many pokies omg it was awesome

I would have befriended her just to try and have fun hehe

teacher was like super strict and if ever there was a snicker joke or anything you got sent to principal so i was afraid to interact with her at all

Fuck i want this girl, naked, wating for me every time i come home. Never pulling out.

Totally makes sense, teachers always look out for that shit. Id have pretended to help her, like go to her house to help with homework, and let what happens, happens.

nope mom was even worse i heard no boy would dare set foot in their home had one girl say she went to a sleepover there and she peed her sleeping bag that was spank material for years

Does anyone know if downs girls can get knocked up? Heard they cannot but this place isn't known for factual info

Damn. I would have hoped for a wrestle play ending in me being pissed on. And jizzing my pants while motorboating

that was pretty much my wet dream for yrs

yes - source - google med article

Wheres that fag who constantly posts that ugly downy when you need him?

Have you kept up with her or tried to find her now that shes older?

Man some good shit here. Me and my cock love this thread

dad was military they moved that summer and no never turned up anything on her

eurofag here sorry for spelling. we have intergrated schools so tards go in special class and sometimes intergrated class with us normal even in junior high and highschool.

some tards where really hot not downs syndrome or something like that one girl look like cameron diaz liked me a lot. She allways want to hang out with us normal and not with other tards in her tard class.

she was very fysical liked to hug and kiss on cheek and so on. We also had relax rooms in school... light therapy

I'm out gotta go have a release now can't take it any more from all the old thoughts haha

Met a tard at her work place and got her FB. Quickly had her sending nudes and finally arranged to fuck her. She told me when to come over so her parents would be asleep. She gave the best handjob but I wasn't going to waste a visit on that. She didn't like anything inserted in her but I told her I came over to put my cock in her so I was going to. Got the condom on and lubes up before holding her down and fucking her. It was the best I'd had. Afterwards we cleaned up and I left. Went back to try out her ass, and then a few more times because I couldn't decide which hole I liked better

You trippin' fam

Damn that sucks. Thanks for sharing

Thats the type to grab ass and see if she reacts

Why? Shes hot

madeline stuart world famous downs model

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My sister tutored a downs girl for her community service/honors society deal. Kinda chunky but at minimum d cups. I used to spy on her from upstairs when they sat at the dinner table and worked on her math. Got great down blouse views and jacked off the times nobody else was home. Sister cock blocked me hard every time i tried to talk to her. Bitch lol.

Not really into em as much as some of yall, but have a soft spot for em. You never forget your first load...

Id cover her scar with my load and use her stubby fingers to get hard again

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>be me, genius IQ, Masters and doctorate in hand
>OP? Tard.

The End

mitral valve in heart blew out common thing in this syndrome if you were wondering about scar

Wow didnt know. Thanks user!

Yeah, a someone with all that education, wasting time here, feeling the need to brag to nobodies online.

Not first hand info, but was friends with a kid in hs whos older tard bro would make him suck him off. They ended up sending him to a school/group home when he finally told.

Tried to have sex with a downs girl in school. She was a library aide and i would always ask her for help finding things. Got brave one day and tried to kiss her in a corner, and she just giggled and pushed me away. "Momma says i can't kiss boys!"
I hugged her and asked please but she just kept giggling and walked away. I was worried she felt my mega hardon but she always smiled and waved when she saw me so no trouble.

After she pushed me away i had to go jack off in the bathroom I was so keyed up. Man, I wish.....oh well.

Anyone else here for this thread?

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Think I've seen that being posted before, but not that exact image.

I've been waiting for the fag who posts that one downy all the time. Seriously, she's always posted but not in this thread??

Asked a question. Replied. Not complicated. Not a brag. I got about 1.95 in my pocket. Want it to start a new life?

you don't have a saved pic i guess?

i don't know what the fuck you guys are on about, tards look fucking disgusting, i would'nt fuck some downs chick. how are you attracted? im genuinely interested in why so many people think retards are hot

No and this thread makes me wish I did

They aren't hot but theres something fuckable about them

this?

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No, that one is way prettier than the one I'm thinking of plus she's full nude

stumped; sounds like the fat one already posted above but guess not

No this one is just chubby. Great tits and nice bush. Surely it will show up in here