"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit...

"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit... do you think you can help me lose some weight? Please...? Oh fuck..."

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Fuck off whale

"How about you fuck me off instead, user?"

"Ok..." :(

Keep gaining weight, so your life will end faster

"Wait... you want me to die, user?" :(

Nope. I'm gonna keep you as a fatty forever >:3

I want you to stop posting this thread five times a day you pathetic autist. Go look in the fucking mirror and ask yourself if this is the best use of your time.

"H...hey I'm not a fatty!!!"
* my face turns beet red and I look away from you*

"I can't, the mirror isn't wide enough" :(

I'm afraid so, just look at the size of those asscheeks :3

I recommend you to start running nearby and start going to CrossFit or the gym

"Ugh... yeah I guess you are right. I was really hoping it wouldn't come to that though... you don't think it will be too hard, do you?"

"Sh...shut up, user! Stop being such an asshole"

* I try to suck in my stomach *

I'll say sorry if I can poke that massive muffintop you've got :3

"...Ughhh ok fine"
*I mutter under my breath*

*I stick my finger in your bellybutton*

Woah! It's got the consistency of dough. You're gonna need a real workout to burn it :3

"EEEEP!"
*I shriek as my body jolts upward*
"What did you do that for?!?"

"Fuck you"
* I mumble between my teeth*
"... what kind of workout?"

You're gonna need to wear something that isn't so ill-fitting. Yoga pants and a workout top maybe? :3

"Y... you haven't apologized yet!"
*I pout and cross my arms*
"I thought you said you liked this outfit?"

I wanted to see how deep it would go.
*Grabs your belly with both hands and begins squishing your fat."

"H... how bad is it?"
* I moan as my face turns bright red*

I think you should be the one apologizing to me for gaining so much flab! You better get working on a few squats, pronto. I'll be behind you to see if your form is good :3

"C..come on, it isn't that bad... "
* I whine as I look down at myself. I slowly begin to bend my knees, my legs shaking as I do so*
"Ugh... ok how is that?"
* I awkwardly go back to standing straight up*

No, no. All wrong. You need to stick your hips out more, bend over more too! Look, I'll help guide you :3

"O....oh ok!"
*I lean all my weight up against you and let you position my body for me*

*I make a puppet out of your fat and match it with my speech*
Oh yeah, it's really bad. It's gonna take a while to work off.*

"Oh come on..
How much weight do I need to lose?"
* I pout, happy that you can't see how much I'm blushing right now*

*places a hand on your hip and one on your back, hands squishing into your soft body*
Like this, now bend over and push your buttocks back as far as you can.

If you need to put your hands on the floor, go ahead. For practice, rub against my crotch... I'll be able to tell your form this way :3

"Uhhhh ok... like thi- "
*I lose my balance and fall foward, my entire body crashing onto the floor in front of us*
"FUCK!!!"