Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread!

i'd take it as a compliment - that pleasing your girl was enough to make you feel that good.

I suppose the question is why the fuck shouldn't I just masturbate?
Why should I bother with relationships at all?

Nope you just attract them. Grow up user. There is both shitty men and women on this earth. If you keep running into them it's time to question why you attract these people

Honestly I'd find that a bit pathetic

Not really. Pain doesnt always equal pleasure

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Why are men shamed for being single but women aren't?

Why do women say something like "I have a boyfriend" instead of "No Thankyou" when rejecting a guy?

I'm not a fucking psychopath just don't be such a bitch about it.

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Some men are persistent though and take a no as "convince me". So that's why most women will tell you they're in a relationship (even if they aren't).

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See just what I said basically

Would you date a guy with a really low sex drive?

I mean how low are we talkin?

Bump

I always just thought sex was kinda meh.

Maybe you havent experienced it enough?

What are your thoughts on traps/trans faggots?

Would you date a guy with a really high sex drive? Context, married for 7 years and still want it twice a day.

Do you like ass to mouth action?

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yes... mandated full head covering too... SHARIA LAW NOW

FUCK. NO

Women are like a weird inconvience; like a tax.

im back bitches......AMA

-Rich L

I get the feeling this is the same user who does the tiff shit

thought on anal sex?
(on both receiving and giving)

This is a femanon thread you faggot

WHAT DOES A TIT IN THE HAND FEEL LIKE?

I PUT SOME WARM WATER IN A PINK CONDOM AND LET IT HANG FROM MY DOOR SO I COULD FEEL THE SAG WHILE I FAPPED

FELT GOODMAN

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I've always tried to keep it about her. I drive her nuts with my sex drive, but I honestly don't know what else to do about it... I dead ass don't with this level of sex drive on anybody

love giving it....back when i was in high school with Vchan i used to eat her ass almost every time we hung out, she would squirm and her eyes would roll back into her head with pleasure....then one day she gay me a rusty trombone and i accidently farted in her mouth, thats why she hates butt stuff now...i felt bad about it

*Rich L*

Just be yourself user
yes
no
not them but I don't like it, in my head, it seems like a good idea but I can't relax enough to enjoy it

How the fuck do you eat pussy the right way? Also, how do you finger a girl correctly?

I'm asking because I choked yesterday. Thanks in advance.

Just grab your own asscheek. That would feel more like a tit rather than a damn condom with water in it

Why dont you just masturbate?

It must be fun making up stories lol

Do any of you girls just feel on your tits when you're stressed? I mean, tits are one the coolest things in the world, you can't deny that.

Great vocaroo's user. I'm learning a lot.

^me

you can use your tongue to focus on her clit and use your fingers inside (if you curve your fingers upward you should feel some ridges-- focus there) just go slow no need to rush it
i'm an a cup but yes i do this all the time

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Thanks, another question. If a guy can't find the clit, (it's hard to be honest,) is that a major turnoff or is it a bit expected and you let it slide?

Thanks in advance, user!

That's not even close to an alternative to sex... Cumming isn't the same without a woman.

Well then maybe you should try focusing on doing other activities with women. Like excersise or going somewhere fun.
Keep your mind busy and maybe you want need to fuck so much

What does nice clean aroused vaginal batter taste/smell like?

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Interesting, thank you!

Why don't you ever ask any of the men questions?

Pretty based

I actually have. When they made a make user ama!

My questions got answered so I'm all good!

You think?

it's not a turnoff for me at all, I can't expect everyone to know my body as well as I do :)
you can always ask her to show you how she pleases herself to give you some reference (that'll depend on her personality since some girls are shy and some are more open) I wouldn't worry too much about it though there's plenty of more ways to please a woman
it shouldn't have a taste or smell but it's normal if it tastes slightly acidic or basic
I have one, why do guys (not all ofc but on here) ague over being cut or uncut?

Women have too much power, so yes.

FANNY BATTA ON DA CRUMPET

PUT DA FAN BAT ON DA CRUMPET

EAT DA CRUMPET

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What things get YOU turned on? Fetishes, what body type, size, etc. I know literally every girl has personal preferences, but I'd love to hear yours. Thanks in advance! Great thread.

When did you start masturbating? How did it happen?

Any femanons have orgasms riding a bicycle?
I was riding with my niece yesterday and she had to stop and was all flushed. Pic related

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kek its anna again

I like getting choked (not to the point that i pass out), hit (not on the face and open-handed and definitely not to where i get bruises), scratched (everything is fair game except my face and arms), and bound (with rope preferably) pretty basic sub stuff tbqh
i don't have a particular body type i like just not shoer than 5ft5 and not too skinny and not too fat
i think the first time i was 8 or 9 and i was sitting on the washing machine waiting for my clothes to get done. my parents worked a lot so i spent lots of time home alone :)
i haven't nor have i gotten close but i'm sure these at least one girl who has

Yeah, your reasoning is not what i would hear from my female friends. To them, it's mostly about girlpower™.

Sexually speaking, what would you do if you were a man? What things would you like to try if you were a guy?

Uh I'm vchan

this is such a hard question because i want to try everything! i wanna know what it feels like to have my dick sucked, anal vs vaginal, and positions i don't even know the name of

What’s your favorite tampon brand? Pad?

That's really hot, honestly.

In my experience, men will press for a "why" if you say no. It's easier to just shut it down instead of getting a random guy you don't know upset. It's a matter of keeping yourself safe.

I've said this before and I'll say it again, I love and support the fuck out of trans women.

Nah. Not a fan.

I'm into domination to a degree, but very much into praise. I have a bunch of kinks (probably too many to list!) but I'm free to elaborate if y'all are interested. I like thicker girls, too. I'm also a bottom.

I wanna know what having a prostate is like. I wanna try that shit.

-Lesanon

I adore my GF so much that everything she does, I find sexy. I especially find it sexy when she goes poop and she lets me watch. So femanons, is this such a bad thing? Would you let your bf watch you go poop? If no, what is so wrong about it?

sorry, forgot pic, this isn't my gf, it is actually my sister. Long story, nevermind.

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Nice log for a chick

i use always infinity pads when im home and tampax pocket pearl tampons when i go out
doodoo is gross to me user. i don't want someone to watch me go, i don't want someone to touch it, i don't want to watch someone go, and i don't want to touch someones poo

Come join our server to ask more femanons questions that are important to you!
discord gg KjKZgd3

sounds like a trap

LOL, you must not have been around many chicks when they pooped. Chicks make the HUGEST logs. They don't go poop unless it is absolutely necessary, hence they hold it in forever. Guys are always shocked to learn that girls take these tremendous, obscene poops.

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>i don't want someone to watch me go, i don't want someone to touch it,
this is my true desire
> i don't want to watch someone go, and i don't want to touch someones poo
i have no desire for anyone to watch me go

What I really want is for a girl to poop directly into my mouth

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Quick question, isn't there a discord that Anna and V chan and the others are on?

This is Lesanon, btw.

how did you get into this?
i remember a guy asked me to shit in his mouth(or on his body-- i could find the conversation if i searched hard enough) but it's just so repulsive to me so i had to say no

>it is actually my sister. Long story, nevermind.
elaborate

idk but i'd like to join it
-the girl with no cool name

Any bi women here? I've always been curious about what women find attractive about other women.

There is no explanation as to how I became attracted to this. I have read that the part of your brain that concerns sex and pooping are close together. Did you know women are selling their poop online? Why not take advantage. Eat, poop, sell your poop, with the money buy food, eat the food, poop it out and film it, get money for it, with the money buy more food, etc........

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^me

i just love the femininity of women, the beautiful faces with soft features, the smooth skin, all the curves, the boobies :)
now that's interesting
do people tell them what to eat and stuff? also, how does one even ship shit?

excuse me but how do women pee when they are using tampons?

incel here
what are the daily day to day pros and cons of being a woman?
i heard men agreeing with you simply because you're a woman is one

As soon as I learned about this site, I wondered why every attractive woman didn't take advantage. It's basically porn, where you can stay anonymous, and not have to have sex with anyone. You need a good camera, hold in your poop for longer than normal, and then video the results of you pooping. Some models actually sell their shit. Their actual poop, they will package it up to you if you pay up. literally, they want that shit.
scatshop.com/

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I find myself staring at girls tits whenever they walk by or bend over.

No one has ever made a comment before or shifted in a way where I would stop looking.

Do women know that guys are always checking them out like that?

how do i improve my job search? i'm 19, got no marketable skills and need a job asap
if any anons got any experience with getting an asap job could y'all share details?
im interested in an asap warehouse job but looking up on craigslist but they need a resume and i dont plan on making on anytime soon

Wonder how many "women" in here were born with a penis.

femanons, how common is it to find a female incel?
usually why are they mad at men?

yeah, those aren't women chief
those are faggots

That's why I never ask questions in these threads, they really need to start posting some proof before answering. I ain't stroking some dude's fantasy to make him feel like a "real girl".

what do i do if my boyfriend's asshole isn't as tight as it once was? idk i think he's cheating on me
i slide it in and i used to feel the pressure a bit before it went in all the way idk any anons have any help?

fags really are convinced that they are women
i dont know when (i barely started browsing these threads like lets say a good 2 months ago?)
but now tits are "encouraged"
yeah man, for all we know these are fat, middle aged, bald, disgusting neet larpers
and the anons dont do nothing about it

definitely not

i would probably really like that if my bf could do that but he usually just stays hard and sometimes precum when he goes down on me. i dont think its particularly easy to cum without touching.

why would that make you happy?

its a personal choice, you arent forced to be in a relationship are you?

nobody really gives a shit if a man is single, most likely only other single men are going to judge you.

1. sometimes they literally have a boyfriend and dont want you assuming they are single lol
2. how is "no thanks" bitchy? how else would you want her to react while rejecting you? not all women are looking to get in relationships anyways.

yeah if you mean actual low sex drive
no if you mean he rather masturbate to porn than have sex

they are mentally ill porn addicts that push their fetishes too far into their real life

sure as long as they dont cheat

ive done it before and dont really mind but it usually tastes like lube and is kinda gross

chemo for the cancer

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As a guy who got cut at age 24 (done by a great urologist who did a fantastic job leaving sensitive parts on), most of them are retards who don't know anything about the other side.
Some are guys who got butchered as babies and are just angry and feel super strongly about it, some are probably coming from a religious place, others are trolls... Wide spectrum, like a lot of controversial topics.
Personally, I think it should be an adult choice because doing it to a baby is the same as female circumcision and society finds that abhorrent... Also the penis is so small at that stage, it's no wonder a lot of folks end up with their dicks savaged.

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post proof you faggot
until proven otherwise, you are just a presumed to be man
are you vchan or anna? or someone new?
if so where the fuck are the tits and the timestamp letting us know this is real?

Have you had sex with a woman before?

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it's a separate hole see
tampons are inserted in the vagina our urethra is in front of it so the only thing that might get in the way is the tampon string

>men agreeing with you simply because you're a woman
this must be something pretty women experience because it's never happened to me
>daily pros and cons
pros: i can wear dresses and not get weird glances, strangers will talk to me in public (i live in a pretty friendly city)
cons; my family is very old fashioned so i can rarely leave the house and no 'talking to boys until im married or 30', i can't open jars and shit because im weak and i can't reach shit on top of the fridge without a chair

yeah but it doesn't bother me since i do it too

i don't know of any but i was friends with someone who was voluntarily celibate and she was never "mad at men"

sorry, i don't know how to help you :/

kinda, i was just a toy to a woman so she did whatever she wanted to me. i did feel bad that i didn't get to do anything back to her but i was just glad that she was enjoying herself

to be honest i rarely touch my boobs, i dont understand the obsession with tits

i dont really see boards dedicated to girls asking dudes questions

femdom or rape are the main things i guess
i have a STRONG preference for alt fashion latino dudes with medium/large dicks

like 5 or so? i tried putting a pencil in my vagina and it wouldnt go in so i put it in my butthole, i was dumb as fuck. i used to "masturbate" by just watching porn and getting wet/turned on and not touching myself because i didnt really know how to do it correctly.

nah

my sexual fantasy of being a man revolves around me being a creepy fat otaku dude molesting cute japanese school girls. the dream.

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ah that makes a lot of sense, i never thought of it that way thank you

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Vchan here. Signing out for the most part. Might check in every now and then

Bump

what lmao
i am not new i just rarely post

ive definitely met some on other female oriented websites

do you have any previous jobs or not? if not get a shitty job thats easy to obtain like walmart or wendys to work at for awhile for experience and move up from there.

honestly i rarely see dudes looking at me unless they are staring at my hair, which that doesnt bother me. i think people avoid looking at me more than stare at me to be honest

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alright then
I only see anna and vchan you lurker
idk, I don't so no timestamp, I automatically think its some balding fattie who can't find his dick for the life of him just saying "oh yeah, femanon here"
ya feel?

like which ones?
and why were they incels? idk
you'd never think a female was an incel especially when at the very least, mentally, she has 5 dudes offering to fuck

I've worked at mcdonalds before
I worked as a busboy before I walked off of the job about 2 days ago
where in the fuck do you live so that you have walmarts? nigga the only walmart over here is in Burbank or in some city that's hella far from la
any other options? shit, I'm thinking about warehouse but if only I had a way to get in and I don't have no gun to force my way into emplotment

im talking with this new girl and every time I go to spend time with the new girl the friend girl seems to get upset/mad at me, doesnt say anything but i can tell from her voice. She said before because i asked her that she currently only things of me as a friend, but doesnt know if things will change, and has told me that the current guy she's 'seeing', not really seeing because he doesnt do long distance or relationships at all..., is being stupid and that she knows she has to decide if thats what she wants. Idk if that's her being super honest with me because we are super close friends and tell everything to, or if her being upset plus telling me that is her trying to keep me around even longer in case she decides to break things with the other guy. idk opinions?

bumping with a hard dick just cause

respond you hoe
whats your signature name

trust me there are some women out there that are very disgusting (disfigured, obese, smelly, diseased, etc) and not all there mentally, only dudes with absolutely 0 standards would fuck. which dudes like that exist obviously, but do they really count when they would fuck literally anything? most people (both men and women) could stop being incels if they change their mindset and try to improve themselves physically or even just personality wise imo

it doesnt have to be walmart but really any retail store/grocery store is pretty easy to get hired with little to no experience. if you live in LA like you say there are probably TONS of retail shipping warehouses around there but i dont really know much about that.

i dont have a name
its usually easy to tell if its me posting if i mention jav/weeb shit

Women can literally create life of their own blood. Pretty much a god tier ability. Next to men with their physical abilities and blessing of able to piss anywhere.

Are any of you femanons in Texas

what brings you to b?
it's mostly dudes on here and lurkers that could be a bunch of females but how would we ever know?
how did you find out about Yea Forums/b?

i would rather be able to wee anywhere

no but im about five states east

>five states east
So either Florida or Atlantis

ive known about Yea Forums since i was 10 years old and I am 21 now
i only really come here when im bored and have nothing planned to watch/read since i dont use social media, i do go on some other board websites though more often

no

which ones?
how in the fuck did you know about b when you were ten years old? daddy never loved you?

Anna here. Fashionably late.

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Hi anna, Your opinion on ?

i am a small 5.5 inch dicklet with the stamina of a dead cow
so to make my girl happy, i do a lot of oral foreplay finishing her off with my fingers in like 30 seconds causing her to squirt with a legtrembling orgasm
however i really cant do any other position other than missionary and nut in sub 5 minutes trying to go hard and fast
she says she is happy with me and always cuddles while i am still inside her but i always feel like she just says so to not hurt me
am i a retard and should just shutup and keep up with my finger work? would you be fine with mediocre sex if you came from just the fingers/oral beforehand?

go home you Russian jew
I will deport you

close but not quite

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just some girly ones, like lolcow. i also like looking at akiba-online but that site isnt super active.
i think all young weebs knew about Yea Forums when they were 10, user.

Your dead guy here. How's life treating you? I've been to busy to say hi but I'm sure that makes you happy since I bug you.

>mfw I’m an idiot that can’t count to five
It’s no wonder femanons ghost me lmao

5.5 isn't small user. i think you're overthinking things just keep up the finger work i can assure you shes happy you can make her orgasm :)

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~Anna~

I might get shipped out to south Carolina ( I think that is the state)for some army/military type stuff to a base

could you tell me something about south Carolina?
I don't know shit about the south, I mean the only thing I know is that they have accents, they like guns, and that there is some nice ass barbeque

could you redpill me on south Carolina>?

Hello user!

Sounds like she's wanting to keep you as a plan b and she's upset at the idea of you spending time with another girl because it lessens her chances to be with you.

I'm Italian, Swedish, and Libyan though...

Who?

~Anna~

alright then
i'll deport you rocky balboa
go home just because

>could you redpill me on south Carolina>?
redpilling is asking for retard level knowledge
they got big spiders, nice beaches, watch for gators in water ( don't just jump in places you don't know ), mosquitos gonna make you suffer, the sauces are pretty good. other than that its boozy outgoing friendly folks. don't figure a fellas an idiot or asshole just because he's a redneck, it's kind of a outdoor culture for anyone down that way. that said, some rednecks have a big chip on their shoulder. the skinnier, dumber and shorter they are, the bigger the fucking chip.
you find some monster sized old boy that likes to laugh, you got a friend

do you have a snap by chance?
I could leave mine

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~Anna~

Snap to redpill me on SC? (I forgot the initials of the state so i'm guessing this)
I have a Kik
Is this a dude trying to fuck or is this the op? Cause I'm not a female, I'm a dude
I'm confused right now

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i guess so, thanks

that's not but user pretty much explained it also no one uses their turn signals and there are potholes on every street not to mention the heat this summer has been unbearable the fall is really nice
oh and if you are from ohio go back. we do not want you here. just save yourself from the embarrassment.

What's with Ohio?
Also, are there a lot of trannies out there?
Idk I'm thinking about getting drunk and blaming my drunken debauchery on the drink if I can

Wrong link. You gave the same one as before. Love your accent btw.

>Sounds like she's wanting to keep you as a plan b and she's upset at the idea of you spending time with another girl because it lessens her chances to be with you.

Idk If things move forward with the new girl im not exactly planning on not going for it. The friend and I have genuinely talked about another guy liking her and him asking a bunch of times when we both agree if anything changed she would probably let him know, so i figure she would do the same for me if anything changes. She tries to ask and talk about the new girl but every time we do she gets really upset, only to later call me saying she is sorry and she really wishes she didnt get upset, and its ok with me because i understand it is hard to even just have less time to spend with a friend. We agreed this morning when she called me at 5am that we would try to avoid talking about the new girl because it just makes things hard. Also she called so early because 1 i said if she needs to talk to me she can anytime, i just might sleep through it lol, and 2 because she's left on a trip only a bit later and cant talk because its international so she wanted to say sorry before she left.

Shit. And I've already left vocaroo. Ugh, I've been doing that a lot lately, which question did you want answered? And thanks. ^^

Hope it all works out for you user...

~Anna~

idk about in other cities but they sure do love coming to charleston
as far as trannies, i don't know any or have seen any but im sure there are some out there
definitely a lot more ohioans than trannies that's for sure

You Italian nigger why you so black?

But Ohio? What's with Ohio? Did they fuck you in the ass or something? You jealous of Ohio?

>which question did you want answered?
Actually, I mostly listened because of the accent, but as any straight man I do wonder about the best way to eat pussy.

Vchan checking back in

The guy that always says I faked my death? Lol

I'm doing ok. Just busy planning my wedding and shit

Honestly, how important is the height of a man to a woman?

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>Hope it all works out for you user...

I hope so too. The new girl im talking to is kinda far away, i cant drive to go see her so its only texts and calls, and this is literally my first potential relationship so i have no idea what im doing or how to have things move forward.

>Getting married
Look at this pleb

Post something that shows us you are vchan you neckbeard

Yea how pleb of me to be in an amazing relationship lol

>Amazing relationship
I guess you're also off of the meds as well

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Nope it's just pretty awesome honestly.

Sucks that you clearly never experienced that

You're wasting my time
Go back to planning your wedding and "shit"
BEGONE THOT!

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Wasting your time how?
I'm not forcing you to be here lol

I will report you for rape

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K

well compared to squatted trucks, folks from ohio aren't that bad but given that there's an increase in people coming in from that particular state--locals don't like it
most people know it's a joke so just don't take everything to heart

everyone has their own preference
personally, i wouldn't want to be with a guy shorter than 5ft5 since im 5ft tall and that just isn't a good look

I'm pretty pale though.

Aw, you flatter me ha. My advice on the other would be to focus most of your attention to the clit, lick and suck to varying intensity. Also long licks up and down the lips feels great.

Long distance relationships can be difficult, but as long as you maintain daily communication it can be done.

~Anna~

Would you date a guy with a panty fetish? As in he likes to wear them?

Fresh shit tier oc to describe my frustration

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No faggot.

How can we be so long distance if I don't have a small ass dick though?

why do you like wearing them? :)

Because he's a homo
Why no? Are you anti feitsh?

Its just a kink. I get turned on by cute feminine stuff. I like how they feel. I wear them to sleep a lot too.

what size do you wear?
i can't be with someone who wears the same size i do. it'll cause too much confusion

medium

you're in the green user, your panty fetish is not a deal-breaker :)

Fattie

Ok, so what was the answer to this? Considering that there are a ton of men that want to buy girl poop, why aren’t more women selling their poop? LoveRachelle is getting like $80 a log

me? a fattie? i wear xs/smalls

what styles do you prefer? I like thongs mostly but bikinis are cool too

>Long distance relationships can be difficult, but as long as you maintain daily communication it can be done.

We've only talked a few times in voice, hanging out just talking, playing games, and watching movies/shows together. I dont really know how to move forward tho. She said she is interested in talking more on deeper topics and seeing if this goes anywhere, but idk what to talk about or what to do. I feel stupid but i know its hard.

The next step is voice talking more and eventually video chatting. Let her lead you into the deeper topics and try not to overthink things, that's when you usually get all wrapped up in anxiety.

~Anna~

its true

my assumption is that the majority of women aren't aware of the demand much like i wasn't aware, not to mention (from my point of view) scat play is very taboo, even more so than other fetishes, and i'm sure a lot of women just aren't comfortable with the idea

same here i mostly pick based on color and feel of the materials

I'll piggy bank on his/her response
Because shit play is retarded and taboo because there is no reason to be into it
It makes absolute 0 sense

>The next step is voice talking more and eventually video chatting. Let her lead you into the deeper topics and try not to overthink things, that's when you usually get all wrapped up in anxiety.

We're both kinda shy so its hard for either of us to start talking about anything lol. She also said she is trying to take things slowly on purpose because she has a habit of diving into things and that causing issues. But talking more, I kinda opened up already about an issue that happened recently for me and that kinda opened up stuff for a bit, but it didnt seem like it did much.

hi pink haired user is back

ive dated a dude shorter than me before (im 5'4) and my current bf is only 4 inches taller than me, so not much.

probably not, i dont mind people with weird fetishes but people with feminization fetishes gross me out

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How goes it everybody?

Hot as all god damn hell here being 110 degrees out hope ya'll are well tho.

I'm here in cali. Pretty warm here but I dont think its anywhere near that haha

-vchan

It feels like it tho lol

Why are you fat?

Yea it does feel pretty warm bit I'm in the shade and theirs a Good breeze going so I'm good

I'm not?

It was like 100 today, but now that the sun's started go down things should start cooling off.

These things can take time, I'd say just give it that, time. Get to know each other better, I know you're shy and that's not always a bad thing.

~Anna~

im on a mini vacation from work and i still have 3 more days off so im doing pretty good. i think it was hot today but being in an air conditioned room all day it doesnt really matter.

You live in Long Beach you homo
Of course you're going to have a breeze
I'm in the dab smack middle of Los Angeles
Think of the McDonald's on the Hollywood strip

How many dicks/hour is it possible to take?

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It wasn't that hot though
I was in Boyle heights for a good minute and at the very most it was probably 90 degrees
Nothing too hot, especially for Los Angeles

Girls pee out of our buttholes
m.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gH-cTt2LI

Femanons, did your brothers ever touch you? Did they steal your dirty panties?

lucky for me my brother is gay and the only thing we would steal from me is my dolls

no, thankfully. my only brother is 12 years older than me and i wasnt around him much growing up because he went to college.

I have a question.

Why instead of using the most basic sense of attention and observation do you choose to do a reverse trust-fall into a toilet when the seat is left up? Are you stupid?

Do you often walk into doorways because you cannot see the door is closed? Or miss chairs when sitting down? Do you blindly feel your way around with your eyes closed or stare at the ceiling when walking into a bathroom?

How would you have felt if you had a straight brother close to your age and you found out he was stealing your dirty panties, masturbating with them (maybe not in them) and putting them back in the hamper.

If you look closely you can tell those tits are fake.

aroused

what? are you saying girls just sit their asses down without checking if the seat is left up or not? ive never experienced that

im not into incest so it would be pretty disgusting honestly, but whatever.
maybe if it was a cute step brother or something but ive never had one.

thats exactly what im saying.
They just expect it should be down like they get special treatment or something

>Absolutely disgusting
>Maybe

Lol ah well I'm thankful I'm not there then lol

I dont have brothers

When. You really have to piss sometimes you dont have time to even look lol it's happened to me

DONT HAVE TIME?!

So you walk into the bathroom eyes closed?

Its passive observation to look in the general direction that you are walking in, how can you not have time? You literally must be staring at the ceiling or something then. Its right in front of you, instantly you should see it as you walk towards it. Besides the fact that unless you are literally mentally slow it only takes about 100 Milliseconds to observe and process the information necessary to make the judgement call to put the seat down. The human brain is amazing, whats more amazing is human stupidity.

I don't, i always wipe the toilet seat before using it so if it's up i put it down

i wouldn't care as long as they're put back in the bin
it doesn't change the fact that it's gross but at least he's not stealing my undies

Do girls go through an age when they're as fascinated by cocks and balls as boys are by women's bodies?

not blood related step brother ≠ brother
maybe i see it differently because i never had one so i dont know what it feels like to have a step brother and how similar that would be to a real brother

thats definitely never happened to me, my bf rarely leaves the seat up but when he forgets i always notice before sitting down. i dont know how you wouldn't notice that shit when walking up to the toilet lol

yes

>current bf
Dropped

Explain this femanons,

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wow! a girl posting in this thread that isn't anna or v-shit

post tits?

Who the fuck is that dumb to put it on backwards

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Ah okay
I guess it isn't as bad
I mean, the way I see it is that, if y'all are super close as if y'all were brother and sister, it'd be gross
But it'd still be a maybe you know?

I wouldn't fuck my sisters
Maybe a cousin but I don't have enough money to even think of a hooker, let alone start a family and all that bs
Idk either cause I've never had a step sister
I'd probably have a "step sister" but a partner pretending to be one so we could check that off of a sex list

This is so obviously a trap. Vag or gtfo.

My ex girlfriend

And this is why I just use wipes

when pls

if you're flushing them (even those "flushable" ones), you're ruining your house's drainage system, which will be a huge cost to fix down the line.

hope you're in an apartment or renting.

Good thing she's an ex cus that shit is annoying

You hang TP that way when you have a toddler or cats roaming free in the house.

I rent so I'm in the clear

Um no. Please explain how reversing the orientation of the paper will stop a curious child or animal from playing with it regardless?

30 year old virgin user here.

How can women always tell I hate them from the bottom of my heart? I work as technical / policy support, so my customer service face is fucking on point, but women my own age (and only my own age) can tell I hate them and they comment on it.

Fucking how?

Imagine how a toddler or cat would bat at the roll to make it spin. The way you prefer it hung, that's TP all over the floor. The way you hate it hung, the TP doesn't unravel.

there was a time in middle school i was super into gay porn, thats the closest it got i guess? i never had interest in plain old dick pics, but i like seeing dudes masturbate/cum though.

a lot of girls have boyfriends, user

if anything my bf does that shit, not me

ive posted before, just not very often
not really in the mood to post tits, ive done it before and dudes get fucking insane with requests for millions of pics.

its not a fantasy of mine so it doesnt mean much to me, i just see it as a roommate/housemate rather than a sibling.

my body isnt even slightly manly lol

You're a fag
Idk
The same way people can tell I'm weak and that little comments break me down like the little bitch I am
I wish I was a brick wall, and couldn't be read (or a lil bitch either) but I am

it started for me when i was about 12-ish and my obsession hasn't ended

why do you hate them?

12 is so magic...

Tell me more plz

>why do you hate them?

Did you not see the 30 year old virgin bit? That shit doesn't happen over night. It is a long string of horridness that has left me a jaded, burned out shell of a human being who can only get joy out of video games and digits on a pay check.

I don't think that men think, "oh she's another man's property" I think that they realize pursuing her is immoral and likely to have no results. Whereas a single "no" from a single woman can be changed a lot easier.

Idk
Incest porn would turn me on really hard around a year ago
Now it's like whatever's to me
I couldn't fuck my actual mom tho
That's just weird .
I'd probably explore that fantasy just to please a partner or just to say I did it
Other than that, I don't have a fetish to make my partner my mom or my sister wtf!?!!

What's the most overt flirting you've received from grown men when you were between the ages of 8 and 12?

Or
I don't want to get my ass beat, I wouldn't want my girl to cheat on me so I'll leave her alone, yeah, she's another man's property in the sense that he's fucking her and she's with him
Not preperty as in "woman, I am oppressive and you HAVE to make me a sandwich 24/7" moreso as in, yeah she's given herself to him

Ok so instead of it being your brother it's your sister. How does that change things?

>I wanna know what having a prostate is like
Like almost nothing at all for me. Vaguely stimulating but only just. Tried a few different things myself, and gf's finger, but nothing really worked.

theres nothing wrong with being a 30 year old virgin, user. being a virgin isnt a very good reason to hate women, you can hate women but thats a silly reason. my bf was 29 year old virgin when i got with him and i thought it was cute and prefer it that way.

i started watching regular porn years before i was into gay porn, 3rd grade i was OBSESSED with hentai, honestly no idea how i got into gay porn since it does nothing for me now lol.

irl? none that i remember, men never gave me any attention and i only remember 2 instances where adult dudes hit on me in my teens. i feel like my entire life people tend to ignore my existence. literally the last dude that tried to flirt with me irl was only 14. im 21 for fucks sake.

3rd grade, holy shit. Did you masturbate to it? I was a weird kid at that age -- I remember getting the tinglies thinking about naked women transforming into lizard people

If you're white you don't even have to try
A black dude is already waiting to fuck you balls deep

if that's the case, sorry for whatever happened but i can't help you there
people can usually tell when someone is being dishonest in the same way that you can tell if someone is losing interest in you

i don't think a grown man ever flirted with me or at least don't remember

i can't tell if it was a dream of if it actually happened but i have the vague memory of my sister putting her hand down my pants (last i've seen her i would've been around 5-7)
>How does that change things
i'd say it's pretty hot since its a girl-girl thing

i didnt know how to masturbate lol
back then i thought the pulsations of feeling "turned on" was an orgasm lol

not really into girls, so nothing.

im white and black dudes dont come anywhere near me, user
i mean im fine with dudes not being into me since im in a relationship, but im always confused by these girls talking about being flirted with/catcalled constantly every day since they were 13? like that shit actually happens?? makes me feel like i must be hideous or deformed looking or some shit cause that shit never happened to me lol

Are you into girls?

Ever smelled another girls underwear?

What was it about hentai that made you so obsessed? Did you understand what cum was?

yes this is mei haven't smelled another girl's undie but i am curious to know what it's like

Maybe show a face pic and I'll rate you
You're a female so automatically you're around a 7 (decent)
Are you serious black dudes don't come anywhere near you?
I've never had an Asian girl or a white girl come anywhere near me
Only black and spic (like me)
Idk man I guess some females also just are more vocal about it while others are actually looking for that and like to complain just theories though cause idk

i was a weeb and it looked cooler than regular porn to me. i was weird and hypersexual i guess, sex obsessed but not boy obsessed, i loved watching it but didnt think of it happening to me until i got a little older. obviously i knew what cum was, but i didnt understand female orgasms much back then and thought getting wet = cumming. i dont think i had a real orgasm until i was 10 or 11.

What did the woman do to you?

What did you do to her?

Haha, please tell me you watched Mezzo Forte at that age. You must have.

nah not posting a straight up face pic but these are me, i consider myself average looking but very alternative in fashion, and kinda chubby imo:
im white and ironically my bf and all my past bfs are all latino but i met them online (current is puerto rican and past bfs were both chilean)

my memory is a little fuzzy but im 95% sure i did, if not ive definitely seen it at some point in my life lol

are you referring to
>kinda, i was just a toy to a woman so she did whatever she wanted to me ??
or my sister?
>i have the vague memory of my sister putting her hand down my pants

I meant the toy thing but sister too if you have a story

Do you remember what brought on your first orgasm?

actually doing it right lol, i didnt know how important clit stimulation was and thought it was just about getting fucked. using a vibrator (that was actually just something meant to wash your face) + dildo (hair brush) at the same time basically.
im jealous of girls who can cum from just clit stimulation to be honest. i still can only cum if i have both clit + vaginal stimulation.

What's your weight and height? Man I'm sorry if I'm awkward I just don't talk to many people at all and am a shut in in a way
I guess that's for your safety I guess, also cause you don't want to so respect
No disrespect but I guess yeah you're average
But I've never seen you IRL so who knows, maybe you look better in person
I guess you're not the white a black guy would like in a way?

Like baige white
You look more Russian white (pale) than beige
Idk just stupid sayings

Is there anything in particular that you like about spics?
Idk just asking in general you know?

wellllll I won't be looking at my students the same way anymore...

How to make a grill touch my pp?

Post me snapchat names you want me to leak

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>because we're human beings
>females
>human beings
I don't think I've ever laughed this hard holy shit

5'4 and 135, trying to get to 120 though.
i dont think im any dudes type particularly, which is fine i guess. i feel uncomfortable when people comment on the way i look irl and it rarely happens so its fine.
im ukranian/polish so you are close i guess

the first dude i fell in love with was laitno (chilean) so i think it has a lot to do with that. i also prefer medium tan skin and dark hair, i dont like pale skin. latino dudes with epicanthic folds, chubby thighs, and alt fashion are godly to me.

its not super common user

Settle down Beavis

>toy thing
i met her at her place, got dressed as per her request: high socks, black heels, and a collar, she tells me to get down on my hands and knees and walk(?) to her room, she ties my arms together (behind my back), i get blindfolded, and everything after that is a blur. i got spanked, whipped, and she used some kind of dildo/vibrator on me
it was fun
she just wanted someone she could abuse for an hour or two and i just so happened to be available
>sister
all i can remember is my sister and i were in my grandparents guest house, we were laying on a bed together and she was fondling me
i didn't remember any of this happening until i was 10-ish so i have reason to believe it might just be my imagination running wild

you just gotta open up the george foreman and put it in

That's not too chubby
I don't even think that's chubby at all
I mean I'm barely 2 inches more than you at 5'6 (inb4 rip, soyboy manlet)
At around 130????
Around there and I look like a healthy stick???? I mean I've seen tall dudes that are skinny like SKINNY SKINNY man
You should be good
Uncomfortable how? Uncomfortable when people compare the two (pic v IRL) or what?
Idk in la, there are Russians so I could kinda tell by the eyebrows
How? Idk but it was just intuition I guess

i feel chubby most of the time, idk, i used to be very skinny (110 or less) when i was younger but a medication i took made me gain tons of weight and i never fully lost all the weight, the only nice thing about my weigh is most of it is stored in the thighs/ass but i hate my stomach and ive never had tits even when i was "fat" (150)
i mean i rather people not talk to me irl about how i look, most of the time i get retarded people who arent used to seeing people with pink hair and comment about it. its annoying and awkward for me. i had one dude a long time ago comment on my ass and it made me want to literally die because its fucking awkward and i rather people not look at me like that.

My poor girlfriend has been on birth control going on 2 months now shit fucked her up she went from having a sex drive to none and now her tits are so sensitive taking a shower and having water fall on her boobs makes her boobs hurt, went from me having ED from being on Risperdal now I am off that pill and my sex drive is coming back my dick is getting hard again, but now my girlfriend suffers LMAO. Fuck I miss being able to squeeze boobs :'(

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sucks to hear that user but what is your question?

Christ you two are some fucking ugly fat motherfuckers.

Ohhh Sorry, my question was how big do you femanons think my dick is?

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How would you react to someone telling you "i need to fap"

How's that being alone jacking off to women you will never have a chance with going you enjoy crying yourself to sleep?

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I've had a dude ask me whether I wanted like 10 or 30 bucks to get my dick sucked
I was out late at night and he walks up to me asking me about something
I forgot tbh
Point of the story is I decline his offer and then he's like "oh, alright" and he stares me up and down
Starting from the dick cause I had gym shorts that day
I didn't want it and I didn't give it to him
Gay men can be creeps as well

I mean you can't deny the feeling but you can compare it to reality
You said you used to be skinnier so I guess yah you'll feel fat but you could be some fucking walking heart attack and that's no good
People'll look at you like that but not everyone is going to just fucking " uhhhhhh, that ass is fat!"
I can't stop these dudes from wanting me to fuck them, and them wanting to fuck me
Women too but it's mostly dudes that go out of there way (even if they're the "bitch"/submissive so I guess it's some dude thing to be more outgoing, who knows?)

Damn, tldr fuck this long ass paragraph

what the fuck is this shit lmao

i really wouldnt care honestly, dudes do that shit, i dont really need to be informed about it though

I have heard of the sex in the ancient texts. What does it feel like?

about 0.three fiddy mm

i would chuckle a bit

My friendgirls nipaples need help. She says they are in need of manipulation. How close does she have to be for me to manipulate them? Is it as close as say Ohio is to Virgina? Or like how I am close to my sister, but different?

Also, is sex like the way I like my megatron. I often have to clean megatron and bumblebee after I romantically drain my balls.

discord
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Leaking all snapchat girls

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do you want to get your fingers sucked?

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no th\ank you

Wow it suddenly got real fat in here.

Could we get a picture of your hair from the back?

Do you have a name that you go by on here?

You wouldn't happen to be around the Santee area would you?

Bathtub faucet.

Make sure the grill is off and just stick it on in. Unless you're into some freaky shit and want it on. I don't know your life.

I didn't but I'm a dyke, so it makes sense.

I stupidly trust my surroundings when I should not. Also I just don't pay attention to shit.

I only have a sisters, so no.

Alright! It's hot as fuck here, too. I hate it.

-Lesanon

I think that’s a little less than an hour away from me

You're a Dyke but secretly, you want the peener's

Sorry buddy, but I do not.

-Lesanon

What do you want more than anything?

I want my dog to live forever :( but I know that’s not possible

The ability to function normally and be generally happy.

-Lesanon

You pink eye?

Hmm, maybe in a few years you'll at least wonder what it's like

I don't know what you mean by pink eye. I have wondered, but it's more just in theory than actual want.

-Lesanon

You the pink femanon?
So, I've met a few dykes and I was wondering for a quick second what type of Dyke are you?

why is every single person in the world ghosting me today

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I am not, no. Pink user is new. I'd probably describe myself as more butch? Idk.

-Lesanon

Answer me you bitch

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