Alright bros, I've fallen for the ''have sex'' meme and it was so fucking underwhelming. I feel like I need to tell someone this and I just don't have to whom.
On a spur of the moment I see an ad for an escort. She looks fine, says she's young. I call, get my appointment, get to her place She's okay, a bit trashy but big enough tits. We undress I give her the money and proceed to fuck.
I didn't feel anything at oral. So I say let's proceed to fucking. It was the most underwhelming feeling ever. It felt like fucking a bottle. My dick is 2 inches thick, I thought that might be enough. I don't feel anything. She doesn't want to ride me, says she doesn't like it. She doesn't let me finger her, she says it hurts her. She doesn't make a sound, just lays there. She wouldn't even look me in the eye and I'm not ugly.
I make her switch positions but nothing works. After 15 minutes she starts complaining that I haven't ejaculated yet. She's telling me it starts to hurt her and starts to berate me. With all this pressure I start going limp, just dead. She starts berating me telling me that if I don't know how to fuck women I shouldn't have come to her. In the end I got pissed off, pulled off the condom, got dressed and stormed out.
This is the most underwhelming experience I ever had. People told me sex will feel amazing, they told me I will lose my mind the first time. Instead I felt nothing, I was just hammering away at her snatch. And there was this foul fish smell when I was pulling out of her. I feel so fucking depressed right now and I just don't have anyone to tell all this to.
Alright bros, I've fallen for the ''have sex'' meme and it was so fucking underwhelming...
Man.. sounds like you had it rough. Sex with some random hooker is incomparable to sleeping with someone you like/love. Emotions play a massive role. I wouldn't get yourself too down over shit sex with someone whos seen far too much dick for their own good. Now you're not a virgin anymore use it as confidence to find someone who also wants to sleep with you.
>Guys I has sex and I have a big dick lol and the escort couldn't take it, stroke my ego!
You were just bad at sex and she regretted the encounter. Weird way to flex but I suppose you are a frog poster.
When i met my EX sex with her became seriously amazing because of the emotions involved, I've had really shit sex with people before as well and have had trouble finishing because i'm just not into them.
What scares me most is the fact that I couldn't feel anything. At this point sex was the only thing I was living for. I can't stand the fakeness around me. Fake friends, fake family, fake society, nobody gives a shit about you, especially when you're young. Sex was the only thing I was looking forward to, but it just felt like nothing.
sex with dirty whores with nasty cunts isn't good
>the fact that I couldn't feel anything.
If you didn't jerk off so much you wouldn't have this problem. You've desensitized yourself and the damage could be permanent.
Well then find something to aim towards. Start working out, get a job/new job, travel, etc. Get yourself out there and you'll find new friends for sure!
That's a really good point. Porn can make sex seem shit and people have real problems with it. Try cutting back on the porn definitely
I consider my dick average. 16 cm lenght, decent girth. Yet inside her I felt like I was pumping air.
I blame the internet get the fuck off Yea Forums faggot all of you faggot zoomers grew up withdrawn and blaming everyone else for your problems shut the fuck up you fucking whiney fucking fucks
>Porn can make sex seem shit and people have real problems with it.
It's not a mental thing. He has caused nerve damage to his dick. It's surprisingly common.
That's because she probably has a loose fanny. Vaginas are like dicks, different shapes and sizes + some are more stretched than others wwhich is likely the case if you fucked a hooker
You are a cuntlicking Motherfucker.
The damage isn’t permanent you cunt he just needs to stop jerking off for a few weeks.
I agree OP. First time I had sex was 17 with a prostitute because I really wanted to lose my virginity before turning 18 and it felt like nothing. I thought it was just because I was wearing a condom. The only good part of the experience was her giving me blowjob at the end. I felt that and it felt great. Since then though I've felt some tight great pussy that has made me cum just putting it in so different pussies feel different. Try fucking more women.
Because sex is inherently an emotional experience and trying to remove emotions from sex doesn’t make for good sex.
Stop with the death grip when you jerk off. Also wearing a condom when you have sex ruins it completely for me.
He gets it
Now you know. The sex above all meme is fairly new; used to be men would be away from women for a long time while working, and it became something of a shared ritual with your bros to go get hookers when you had time off to go to town. New sights, new smells, the illusion of power, that a woman would obey you as you flashed your wad of cash around. It was about the novelty, not the actual experience.
Masturbation in moderation is objectively better than bad sex. Even with someone you love, while it will be nice, unless you can find a way to truly elevate the bond, it will lose its lustre quickly. Sex is about procreation and spiritual bonding. If the latter isn't on the table, the former is just for business.
have sex
Three tiers of sex:
1) Prostitutes who don't give a shit. This is basically just paying someone to help you masturbate. It is the dullest type of sex.
2) One night stand with someone who's interested in some fun. This can be good sex. There's not much emotion in it because you don't really know each other but if she's into it then it adds a whole element to it.
3) Sex with someone you love, who loves you. Add in the emotional element and it's the complete experience.
Each tier is a huge jump up over the previous one.
1. condoms suck, if you need to use one, experiment with many
2. a blowjob from a talented and dedicated person is 100x better then sex. Cheaper and easier to find too, especially if you don't care if its a woman or a man.
Hate to tell you this, OP, but you got ripped off. My advice? Don't give a cent to hookers in the western world (US, Canada and Europe) they aren't worth a penny of your money. I've heard some good things about German hookers, but the rest have a bad reputation for a reason, especially ones you find through a random ad.
If you want good prostitutes, who can actually make you feel something, then you have to go to another country, I'm sorry to say. Even then, its a dicey proposition, as 50% of the time, it will be "meh". Chemistry is real and important. A call girl you have good chemistry with puts out better.
Just going through an ad is likely to leave you very disappointed. The first time you're with a hooker is like the first time with any woman: there's an awkward feeling out process. I've found prostitutes always do better the second time, but that's only in other countries and if there's some degree of chemistry. No chemistry? Move on to some other girl. There are plenty of hoes. Don't feel bad.
I'm autistic as hell, along with other obvious problems, so I'm never going to get the "real thing" that's so hyped up by everyone. For those of us who can't get girls in the normal way, hookers are a good option, but in moderation, of course.
I've heard more than a few people swear to me that the best blowjobs on earth are given by Thai ladyboys.
ITT low test cunts need The Notebook tier emotion to enjoy sex
No he doesn't have nerve damage on his penis you daft cunt
> Alright bros, I've fallen for the ''have sex'' meme and it was so fucking underwhelming.
stories like this should be taught in high school. i had sex and regret it. there's nothing interesting about it. i only did it to see what everyone else is talking about. it is boring and repetitive.