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Why is it that stupid fucks want us to know each and every stupid slut they crave?

Who the fuck is that and where is sauce?

I used to bang Brittany Flickinger before she had her 15 minutes of fame

Also got a bj from Lana Fuchs

who on the team?

JB

welp, you lost at life and everything else.

My brother met Richard Dreyfus on set when he was filming locally.

He wasn't an asshole just rather indifferent to those around him. I dont think he really wanted to do that film.

Had a 4way with Jessica Alba, Tyra Banks, and Bella Thorn back in 2016. I'm not sure if that's a bid deal or anything.

I had found a huge underground amateur porn celeb that was known internationally was not only in my city but in my office, too much of a beta at the time to try to risk it all but talked to her online.

Also found local popular cute girls in the public eye stripping.

please don't tell me that's an actual minor

U were going for this, weren't you

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Is that the bitch from Zoey 101? Lol

Janine Beckie!? haha, good for you.

Nope it’s fake.

I keep forgetting his name, but the guy who plays jack shephard from Lost comes into my deli a lot, he usually only gets muenster cheese and leaves. Nice dude.

>Matthew Fox

I wanna see so bad the infamous Miranda Cosgrove videos doing something like that at a USC party.

Fucked Jenelle Evans/Eason a couple times back in the day

I've mentioned this before and I'm aware celebrity is a bit of a stretch but I slept with Sophie Dee for a bit before she left Wales to do porn.

good fuck?

protein queen

Who fucking knows we could replace one with the other n no one would notice

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nice
post greentext of it

pls be true

used to be a rave photographer back in the day and dated a stage dancer for a few months. she cucked me publicly on facebook with borgore.

Stuck in airport with 2 he plane delayal. 2 seats away, Gabrielle Reece. 6'3 of jaw dropping beauty, so much better than her pictures. I'm 6'9, think, she'd like a man instead of the many manlets. I dont get star struck and as a former minor celebrity, I don't fuck with the personal time of celebrities. The end.

Yeah she let me cum on her face

sauce

Poor girl was molested so hard by Dan "the Feet Man" Schneider she turned a coked out nympho at college. Unironically, so tragic and sad.

well. not sex ..ehh posted this before and gonna post it again

>Don't judge I was crazy as fuck at that time I don't even remember the year maybe 2009 or 2010
> be me 6.2f brooked into Kate Hudson and her mother Goldie Hawn house in BH
>not to steal just to grab her Kate tits ..kek
>both screaming GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT
>Goldie got a gun and start shooting left and right randomly
>they both were crying
>shit was crazy
>before the cop came I escaped
>it's was even on the news/E!/INSIDE EDITION
>they are saying the police got the guy
>and i was sitting at home smoking kek

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based story

>I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.
>I told him how cool it was to meet him in person,
>but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
>
>He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
>
>I was taken aback,
>and all I could say was “Huh?”
>but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?”
>and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
>I walked away and continued with my shopping,
>and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.
>When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
>
>The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like
>“Sir, you need to pay for those first.”
>At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her,
>but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
>
>When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times,
>he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually
>“to prevent any electrical infetterence,”
>and then turned around and winked at me.
>I don’t even think that’s a word.
>After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price,
>he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

she looked so fuckn sexy when i saw her

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someone post the ghost pasta

>Ryan Gosling
the cuckold

Ran into Dakota Skye at a house party in Clearwater. Told her I recognized her from porn and we talked a bit. Shared a line of coke with her and ended up getting a handy in the bathroom. She looked a little rough

Who is that

When Steven seagal and ja rule were filming Half Last Dead in Berlin I met Steven seagal outside a shop. We talked a bit and he invited me and my gang to his lake house where he threw a party that night. I ended up drinking fucking Hennessey from the bottle with fat Joe and kurupt. We played some Billard. Don't know about other black actors and rappers, but kurupt seemed to be a real life ghetto guy. A real fucking thug.

deep web??

Everyone’s time is personal time. Either a celebrity is a dick or they’re not.

Actual sauce?

Not a sex story but i once caught Kristen Steward pissing outside a club. She looked clearly wasted and her friends didn't really try to hide her. She made eye contact with me and just dead eye stared while continuing to pee.

>Miranda Cosgrov
yehh she was sold by her parents for $$$
just like all they other celebs you know
-broken homes and so

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Who are they?

>she was sold by her parents for $$$
burn hollywood

Any celeb who’s anybody has non disclosure agreements so for fear of being sued for millions nobody will have any real stories bud. Dead thread.

>long story you need to see it
youtu.be/Ghq6rCV9kvc?list=FLqHIDcJDDqxlO4Cbke-EPbA
youtu.be/w42xrPAG08I?list=FLqHIDcJDDqxlO4Cbke-EPbA
yep

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really ?
celeb don't give a fuck what anyone say
>hollywood the one that in charge
if they want you up there you will be up there

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Honestly, I don't know if that is disgusting or hot. Just imagine that fat old ugly bastard using as a fuck-toy every time he wants that young beauty. Feels like real porn.

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i'm actually not surprised.

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I fucked Alison Brie a couple of times years ago before she was famous. We had a few drama classes together and she would go out drinking and partying most nights. I fucked one of her flat mates too, but not at the same time. Sorry to let the team down, guys.

and she cannot say no get blacklisted
>do you remember Britney spears

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I fucked KITT from Knightrider. Well I though I did, it turns out is was just some dude's Corvette.

Miranda Cosgrove was blacklisted after iCarly because she refused to keep fucking old jews apparently. That's why she doesn't have nothing big after her kids show.
I don't blame her. She is set for life and can have a fancy and healthy life without being used and abused by dirty old man.

I used to work at a really high end country club as a cook. One day in 2011 I went down to my car to get something, and there was a lady walking 2 dogs right by me, and the dogs were the friendly type that wanted me to pet them so I did. And I stood and talked to this hot looking milf lady for about 10 minutes about her dogs and the neighborhood and my job and etc. Then literally days later I realized that the lady I was talking to looked really familiar. It was pic related Andie McDowell, a somewhat famous television model and actress.

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Who is she?

>be me
>early 90s
>in high school
>meet a girl at a party
>a year or two behind me
>cheerleader type, not my crowd
>talk a bit, but not much happens
>see her again after school a couple weeks later
>drive her home
>asks me to come in
>we hang out for a couple hours in her room
>watch tv
>eventually make out
>things move along
>end up fucking
>see her around school after
>but we don't really talk
>see her on The Wonder Years later that school year
>but don't see her in person much
>she gets movie parts and is in an Aerosmith video
>pic related

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i fucked Taylor Swift
>at a party
>was in LA at the time
>cute blonde chick talking to me
>asks me about my taste in music
>metal, lofi, outrun
>oh.jpg
>get some drinks
>go to her room
>end up fucking
>shes a lame fish, but the pussy is tight
>end up cumming on her ass
>she hops in the shower after telling me to kick rocks
>later found out it was taylor swift from someone else at the party
>oh.jpg

anywho, wasnt anything special

you do know she is a 4chaner right?
>good to know she is tight good girl

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I fingered Suzanna Hamilton (1984, Out of Africa, Casualty) at school.

Sucked off George Michael in a NYC park bathroom when I was 17.

Hillary Clinton. Not going to go into details, other than it was awful and not really my choice.