This fucking thread again. Ask a complete failure in life anything

This fucking thread again. Ask a complete failure in life anything.

> 36 year old male
> kissless virgin
> no friends
> bad relationship with family
> minimum wage job despite university degrees
> chronic illness

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Have you accepted Christ as your lord and savior?

What's your favorite soup

why you still alive?

Go to a fucking brothel you fucking retard and feel some pussy, jesus fucking christ you're a virgin because you want to, shut the fuck up already

What kind of job you got where you can't make one friend? Fuckin talk to anyone for 5 minutes user, all it takes.

I thought I was going to be the forty year old virgin my brother use to tell me I was putting the pussy on a pedestal and other shit like that. I worked with this female on night shift she was fat and ugly but I knew we had a connection. I finally got the balls to tell her I liked her and she said she liked me. She would come around to my place and relax and one thing led to another and we fucked. It wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be honestly masturbating felt better. Don't give up dude you might have to lower your standards though if you want to get laid.

Even chris-chan lost his virginty... I don't get how one can't at this age when even the most disgusting weeb known to mankind kmcab

No.

I really like decent ramen. Been in Tokyo to the Michelin starred ramen place a few years ago and it was awesome.

Yeah.

You're fucking the wrong girl bro... I thought the same until I fucked a short crazy Latina and wholly fuck my dick gets hard thinking of it... pussy was so great it burns when I pee

I work in a supermarket. Everyone is either very young or very old.

My standards were never particularly high.

Please don't misgender the dainty flower.

Bro try pho and you'll be in love with it... I'm gonna get some today now that I think of it

Holy shit I was a night-filler at a supermarket what are the fucking chances. The bitch was new and use to fill the toilet paper and always punctured the plastic wrapping and got really upset about it. I made her feel better and we bonded over it. We bonded over toilet paper how messed up is that.

Pho is awesome too.

Not that messed up.

Anyway long story short she was an immature cunt who wanted to control my life and plan our future together. Worst she got pregnant when she was a teen and her family made her adopt and she wanted me to get her pregnant so she could make up for her loss. I was the one who broke it off in the end.

So why dont you get a hooker

what degree just to see if its useless or if you're retarded

Seems like you dodged a bullet.

I consider prostitution to be inherently exploitative.

I have a Bachelor, Master and PhD in biology. So it's useless.

You're sounding like a real bitch for an old ass virgin

It wasn't good because you fucked a fatty

Why would anyone go to school to get a degree in unemployment? Fuck you can do that with out going to school

Why waste the money? God you millennials are dumb

Stupidity. As a teen, I was super interested in molecular genetics and cancer biology. So I studied in that direction, assuming that it would be possible to find something in e.g. pharma or biotech. But the market is oversaturated.

I'm European. So I have no student debt.

I'm going with a girl from Germany I play D&D with so major upgrade so glad I didn't fuck my life up with my ex.

Ha ha ha ha ha

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Welp you're retarded no doubt about it if you were American I could get it why but to work minimum wage in EU with a Bachelor not to mention a fucking PhD you have to be retarded

I would get my virginity back if I could honestly. I wouldn't sweat that. It's pretty much like putting your penis in a drum of warm tapioca.

I think the job situation for biologists is better in the US than in the EU. Anyway, I have been writing several hundred applications in the last few years and had no luck.

Listen to this. Pls op. You'll discover the hidden pleasure of not using your hand for once.

must have been a great pussy hahaha if it burns when you pee oh fuck maaaneee
>pick relato

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I think about it.

What have you done lately to try to improve you're situation

Written a shitload of job applications. Also some online dating.

Start going to the gym on a regular basis as well. What will eventually happen is you will start to feel good mentally. Physically you start to look good which will make you fell good. See the positive circle? Also you get the chance to meet new friends and potential girlfriends. No bullshit, I'm going out tonight with this brazilian I met at the gym. Ass and tits for days.

I choose this existence over my weed induced video game coma of a year ago

I go to the gym regularly and exercise a lot. However, I primarily rock climb so I am not super muscular. Pic related.

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Good now start talking to people. Not while climbing. That could be dangerous.

My last advice now that I'm thinking of it. Get you're LTC. I think it's a great skill to develope which will build confidence. Plus when you go to the range you will meet cool people as well.

The gym and LTC advice is all from personal expierence. Just so you know I'm not telling you to some random bs

>Good now start talking to people. Not while climbing. That could be dangerous.

Talking to people is easy. Not being weird while talking to people is hard.

Also, what is LTC?

Now I know you're trolling lol

Tren body

I don't. I have no idea?

License to carry (gun) lol retard

tea or coffee?

I'm not american by the way.

coffee.

you still young enough to pick weapons, and go kill some muslim/jew/nigger. Make a plan, share and do it, life optimisation

you're an alright guy in my books, user
hope things turn to the better

3edgy5me.

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cmon

I mean, at least you have degrees. There's people out there your age who don't even have that going for them.

sucks to be you

get a hobby and try not to be a sperg

No one in my family has university degrees. They all learned a trade. And there are all better of financially.

I have a lot of hobbies. But I am indeed a sperg.

Perhaps you need to put yourself into a new environment if you're not willing to change in the current. This is the case for me, so I landed a job abroad and leaving in a month. I'm a vain loser who grew up really sheltered and hope it'll help me grow a nutsack for once.

He beckons

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This is a new environment. I only came back to Germany a year or so ago. Before that, I was living in the US doing a postdoc in NY. Lived in the Netherlands and Sweden before. This is pretty common for young scientists.

You don't see to be the loser you've made yourself out to be. You're in shape, you've got a job, you travel and have shit to do. What makes you a loser?

What subfield? What did you research for your dissertation?

I have a minimum wage job, no career, no money, no friends, never had sex. Not super successful I would say.

Without going into too much detail, I was working on the genomics of colorectal and pancreatic cancer.

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Damn OP. What do you contribute your overall failure to? Also, what kind of minimum wage job? Do you work two jobs? Have you tried for something else? What chronic illness?

Just curious

>What do you contribute your overall failure to?

Shit personality.

>Also, what kind of minimum wage job?

I work in a supermarket.

>Do you work two jobs?

Luckily not.

>Have you tried for something else?

Been looking for a job in my field for years.

>What chronic illness?

Crohn's

Damn OP

>>Been looking for a job in my field for years

Okay, see that's a problem. Most people with college degress don't get jobs in their field, they take what they can get. Have you tried talking with employment agency to see if you can find literally anything better? You have education so they should be able to find something, even if its teaching at some university or whatnot.

Also, have you tried to learn some internet skills like coding and shit? Try to get an App or website going and monetize that shit. Anything but minimum wage =/

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>Have you tried talking with employment agency to see if you can find literally anything better?

Yes. They kind of got me this job which is required to get financial support from the state. Beyond that, they are only good in providing low skill work.

>You have education so they should be able to find something, even if its teaching at some university or whatnot.

I would be fine teaching at university. However, faculty positions are very hard to come by and teaching is mostly done by PhD students and postdocs.

>Also, have you tried to learn some internet skills like coding and shit?

I have decent skills when it comes to data analysis in Python and R. Statistical modelling, machine learning etc. I've been trying to get into data analyst positions but people are not impressed. These positions are very well paid and the employers have their pick of more qualified people (statisticians, computer scientists etc.).

Im sorry but you failed in all other aspects of life and im supposed to give you the benefit of doubt and believe that the reason you cant find a job is because of the market not you being incompetent. I worked in Germany with no degree and found a job that isn't minimum in 3 weeks and they fucking hate my kind. I don't know how you can be a loser and not think it's your fault. Cheers faggot

I wouldn't say incompetent but average to below average in my real life skills.

seems like youre a mistake of evolution , dont worry , nothing can be done with it