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I’m going to be converting soon but I’m struggling with sexual temptation to masturbate.
I really need help with this.
Thanks.

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Just blow a load and don't give a fuck. Like you're actually gonna be judged in the afterlife for something normal that almost everyone does.

what are you converting from?

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Catholic here I was an altar boy can confirm priests do it all the time. I'm just glad I was the fat kid.

I'm not sure but I think the bible says something that you can't think of anyone else than your wife (nowadays I'd say girlfriend too but that's MY interpretation). If you're single it seems to me that you have a green light to jerk off to everyone.

I'm protestant and haven't done any research on that part so feel free to proof me wrong.

As a boy who went to Catholic elementary and middle school, we were taught masturbation is a mortal sin and will result in the damnation to hell if not confessed and attoned for

Why is it jesus and the buddha feature many of the same traits and abilities? Even to go so far as train students in the way of their abilities?

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why is it all religions strive to feed people and be nice and shit, then war with other nations that strive to feed people and be nice and shit but with a different god?

Wrap barbed wire around ya cock

based on what? Where in the bible does it say so?
Also, isn't every sin a mortal sin resulting in damnation to Hell? That's exactly why Jesus was sent to us

No not every sin is a mortal sin. only the extreme sins such as murder, lying and pre marital sex etc. Other sins can be considered venial sins and can be forgiven through the sacrament of confession

Maybe one day youll understand that religions have been taken over by men. The truth exists but you have to search. Theres a lot of disinformation in public distributed versions of bibles and stories. The original events of many religions are more like historical accounts that usually have a basis in reality. Dont be so cynical about life.

Not what the bible says, perhaps what's being taught in some catholic places but not in the bible.

Okay, so some pagans wandered the desert and made up some stories about life.

They were cave people and yes it is historical that people believed in what they believed but there is no proof that any specific God exists or has existed

As far as being cynical, you're on Yea Forums shut the fuck up we are all cynical here

Yes i understand how you feel. You have absolutely no idea the secret history that exists.

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>misogyny
>war
>bad

Go orthodox you fucking cathocuck

>I really need help with this
Kys you useless fuck.

Jesus loves you

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Neither do you

Maybe one day youll understand that religions have been taken over by traps. The truth exists but you have to search. Theres a lot of disinformation in public distributed versions of bibles and stories. The original events of many religions are more like historical accounts that usually have a basis in reality. Dont be so cynical about traps.

It's just like no fap and semen retention. Achilles dropping his seed on the sand is a sin. That much against abortion.

Take it as a scripture or cultural canon. It's within the boundaries of mercy and ...

It's one of those things. You're best advised to be straight and holy. Goku explained it in dragon ball z with the heresy of buddhism.

I concur with this statement

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I concur with that picture.

Also czeched.

My parents had the sense to discriminate against the kind of people who are too much involved in the church. It's not a daycare it's a pokemon hospital.

Deny yourself something you love for a long time. A few months. A year maybe. Then when you go back to it, it'll feel amazing. This is how you teach yourself patience.

When you have sex with your future wife it'll feel amazing. Avoid masturbation.

I know it's the same stuff you hear all the time with addictions. But the only way to stop is to stop. Medicine might make it easier to cope. But force yourself to stop. Wear a chastity cage. Put an icon bracelet on your wrist so you feel guilty. Do whatever you must. I got over my smoking, drinking, and hoarding addiction. It was not hard, but if a pathetic mess like I can do it, you can do it too.

It's a sin. You're hurting your body and your soul. Remember that.

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Thanks user

>88

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I don't think I will ever understand why there has to be a "truth." it confuses me deeply why abstract supernatural explanations for our existence seem more believable to people than testable and demonstrable explanations based on chemistry and abiology. im pretty sure my confusion is a symptom of my inability to understand why most people need to feel like they are the center of the universe and that existence itself was created specifically for them.

Fuck catholic. I know what you are up to you pedo.

Who is this gook pretending to be the guy hes responding to

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google doctor andy thompson religion
We are pretty close to understanding.

You're meant to sin to be a man and go for riches and women. You go back to the church to be forgiven and judged.

You're supposed to break the rules you automatically go for the money to not be poor which is a huge part of the bible and women which is the whole love drama thing so you're not a faggot and a retard.

You people are lost.

-old school Mexican catholic. That remembers European rules from the colony era.

All correct Catholicism is like cool hippie and atheism when it started. When you hear some shit from muslims and jews they're fucking wrong. They just are. The christ killers and the women haters

White knighting some huge bitch and adoring women as peopletry to understand mary as the mother of christ and an Athena Greek goddass figure = power.

Just bust it. God is too busy to watch you masturbate and he isn't a faggot so he'll most likely look away

That's the whole reason behind biology. The basic premise is that we are here because of some cause and can be observed naturally. The main point of contingency falls to, where does it all start. Even if we aren't the center of the universe, how does the universe start. How did those things start. Where does it begin and what made that begin.

the question if flawed because you are asking it from the position that our ability to perceive time dictates all. its 2019 bro, we already know that the 4th dimension eliminates concepts like "start" and "end." there is no origin story because time isn't linear.

oh no. god is always watching

Because that's the truth but it's organized religion. In mercy it is between you and God. That and the 10 commandments.

Organized religion is worse than you shall have no other gods before me. People who require your masturbation are ignorant niggers.

The best roman pimps and bosses are checking that you are not a faggot before civilized society.

You're also supposed to straight up fast and not eat red meat have sex or fight.

The sabbath days scripture enters as an excuse, but the fish thing is bullshit and the chicken thing is also bullshit.

You can argue on mercy endures forever or ignorance or pascal's wager when you are judged.

Some of these straight ups are to make sure you don't end up in hell. Thou best believe in the devil.

actually the ones that didn't survive were because of the lack of historical proof

the only reason why some claim the ones now don't have it it's either by cherry picking or asspulls

Try some lube.

Don't watch this stuff then.

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The bible is for freemasons. You end up in hell like a protestant.

You can get a scapular and pray rosaries so the virgin nary intercedes to pray for you. But that's also bad. Christ was bad you're better off as a sinner or going straight to God the father.

NICE SPOOKS FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHA

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You are not special you are not the center of the universe. You exist because of nature. You are objectively worthless. You can die right now and nobody cares. Theres no heaven or hell no afterlife. There are no bad and good things neither

That's social bullshit and common sense stupid type logic.

The 10 commandments are pretty clear. I can understand mercy from a thief or career criminals but i don't understand this live your neighbor love bullshit.

I guess I do it means do nothing. Everything is provided for but I'm still skeptical in favor of Spain.

Hippie is the right answer. So is love/charity.

why would u be converting?

I'm with Spanish culture and the divine right of kings. If a it is the word of a king it is the word of God or a wise word.

Pretty sure they had it right before all the Jews.

You are not the center of existence
Neither is Earth
Or the Milky Way for that matter
You are not important
There is no afterlife
God is a fairy tale so we are not afraid of death

Russia is poor.

My parent's are making me.

You're welcome to priceless grecoroman culture and holy gems you homosexual atheist scum.

I have to keep ths tradition brethren.

and why the fuck are you going along with it?
you are an adult, nigger

dont let them

>homosexual atheist scum
y-you know how intensely gay ancient greeks and romans were, do you, user?

You don't have to go full bane given God and his perverse satan's brothers evil homosexual angels fucked up in Genesis.

Just wear a scapular and pray a rosary. Go for 4 mysteries in the highscore and for God's sake keep your innocence intact.

The apple in Genesis. Close the goddamn bible and keep it closed. Don't pray the rosary keep it sitting there.

Keep your foot when thou goest to the house of god and be more ready to hear than to give the sacrifice of fools. For they consider not that they do evil.

It's common sense. Don't pray and don't read the bible scriptures and proverbs like a goddamn evil person reads a whole book. No one reads a whole book but the devil. No one prays rosary to mary but those who are guilty. Keep your innocence.

the only reasonable conclusion.

>christfag

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Karate bullshido vs MMA.

You can't imagine walking on a black hole. Or it being bigger than you.

That which is in the heavens above.

And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God, I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams:
Acts 2:17

It is the end of days.
There is little to do at this point except watch it all unfold.

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>Have a known masturbation problem
>Have fetish where want to be watched
>Join cult of anti-masturbation
>Masturbate anyways
>Have to confess
>Confess to others that you did it
>Masturbate in the booth while confessing

Boy's a genius

Worthless metaphor. Its all bullshit talking. Uou must be a retard and a little child who fears daddys consequences. This why you gonna think if an asteroid wipes mankind its punishment for whatever bullshit reasons you come up with then.

Pedo = homosexual

Little girls = straight. A man a merciful man before society or a white knight is not gonna think anything of a little girl. You're either too pure to pop a b0ner with lasciviousness or retarded and God fearing you keep away from shit like loli threads. So if people see red and despise you or you don't have that evil in you it's just common sense.

No excuses or apologies here. You white knight what is considered by society and the law age 21. And you don't.

If you are not a faggot you're not a pedophile.

As for priests. Fuck them. Bad evil people are in the catholic church. Don't send your kids to catholic schools. Be a good parent. The kind of parent that doesn't consider catholics as decent society.

There's a scripture about heathen praying too much. Don't pray too much like the heathen who think that by their much praying will be heard.

Applies to all of religions really. Don't be religious be a cool atheist hippie that doesn't attend church and call yourself a catholic for dat absolution.

Put your head in the sand.

The vast majority of mankind have turned away from God and thus will be deceived before they die.

You will bow in ignorance to the Anti Christ.
Your blood is on your own hands.

Glory is getting your cock sucked in your righteousness and skipping over hell into Valhalla on account of legal loopholes you don't know of but your faith rewards.

Think heavy metal.

Wait until the heathen who just don't get a clue nobody likes them try to steal this.

If i have taught you then what does that mean versus all your bullshit? No seriously Brian got called out by quagmire because he ran out of gay bullshit. There's nothing beyond libertarian. Fuck those people you're home with your family in the catholic church.

atheist science has given us spaceships, planes, electronics and the internet you're currently using
religion has given us wars and paedophilia scandals
fuck your sky daddy

Go back to Espainia Religious...
Just another ignorant fuck trying to lead others.
A one eyed man leading the blind.

Just cut it off user

Misquote go and read the actual scripture.
Quit making up bullshit.

But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they. shall be heard for their much speaking.
Matthew 6:7

>atheist science
It is just Science.

No need to try and bias it with stupid labels.

How else am I gonna get the blue balls to raep my superhot nun wife. Kept as cattle by people who knew better. The white Mediterraneans with orgies and sex parties.

OH YOU UNGRATEFUL PERSON. But god loves us all. Even you. If you dont let god into your soul then life is going rough on you like the sheep what strolls near the cliff out of stupidity. You have a much easier life when obey and stick wirh god. Come to the church on sunday and then decide if its worth or not.

did einstein pray or use reason to come up with GR?
does the scientific method suggest the existence or absence of god?
end yourself christfaggot

Yet the christ killers got to you when you are already loving your neighbors.

im living a really good life and i didn't pray or visit church since i was fucking 4
it has no effect on us, cry moar lul

I have freedom of speech. Keep being a sheep to the degenerates I'm going with old Spanish Mexico.

I'm a hotshot catholic...you're a joke i have to teach you how to be European.

Please tell me on how you spend your avergae sunday morning

Yes he prayed.
Try reading his autobiography.

The Scientific Method does not have enough data YET to quantify God.

>end yourself christfaggot
No please, you first.

Can't tell yet if you are a Russian or Spanish agent provocateur? But clearly English is not your first language.

It really is porno. Only trashniggers do everything else in the church. Faggots and the fucking devil. Ruining a good thing. You meet your wife and that's it.

having breakfast with my wife, then doing things i enjoy, like vidya, sports, or sex
if you're gonna suggest listening to some 60 year old pedo talk about the afterlife is better, you're dead wrong

I did too they also pretended not to know what "gay" meant when I was caught calling my friends it. kek

No you have a gift called the Internet and America says you are welcome.

But the Gendarme will soon arrive to beat you in to silence.

i said he didn't use prayer to develop his scientific theories, you can't even read you pathetic waste of human biomass

Einstein's Jewish science is fuckboi do fuckall kids dreams of being dexter's laboratory and the college scam. Everything but working or keeping your business

Neither can you.

Considering Einstein himself said he often prayed for the "answers"

einstein's jewish science makes gps, the internet and modern computing possible
either shut your pc off or shut the fuck up

Over some shit juanita and poorniggers knew better while making poor greasy Mexican food like pupusas with platain and beans.

Ohms law has nothing at all to do with Einsteins work or theories.

Please hit your PC with a hammer you AOL user.

Einstein stated that he believed in the pantheistic God of Baruch Spinoza. He did not believe in a personal God who concerns himself with fates and actions of human beings, a view which he described as naive.

>Scientists believe that every occurrence, including the affairs of human beings, is due to the laws of nature. Therefore a scientist cannot be inclined to believe that the course of events can be influenced by prayer, that is, by a supernaturally manifested wish.
Albert Einstein, 1936

relativity makes satellite communications possible, einstein's contributions to quantum mechanics have been instrumental in undertanding the behavior of electrons, including in transistors

meant for

>espinoza
>taking you seriously

Like I said. If you don't believe in God believe in the devil. He believes in you.

i really don't get this
i believe in neither, because there is no evidence suggesting either's existence

"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings." --Albert Einstein
Einstein did NOT pray. Ever.

You are ignorant.

Less than 1% of internet traffic routes over satellite
Boolean Algebra predates Einstein, Alan Turing accomplished most of the work long before he ever met Albert.

If you're crept out or scared that's all you need to get really.

>Einstein did NOT pray. Ever.
He said he did.
You are a liar.

Don't fuck with my church. You are not forgiven. Get out.

This is obviously deceptive. But what it does is it plays on your natural inclination to believe in God. Instead directing you to betray Him who you need for a false idol. Now the comeback will be how Satanism is humanism. It's not true, but even the self is an idol. Only God is worthy of worship.

A six year old girl wrote and asked Einstein: Do scientists pray, and what do they pray for? He responded:
>January 24, 1936
>Dear Phyllis,
>I will attempt to reply to your question as simply as I can. Here is my answer: Scientists believe that every occurrence, including the affairs of human beings, is due to the laws of nature. Therefore a scientist cannot be inclined to believe that the course of events can be influenced by prayer, that is, by a supernaturally manifested wish.

Religion is a detriment to humanity, embrace the Imperial truth or die

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>You are not

This is not up to you.
The truth shall shine through despite your lies.

This is not true.
Snopes.

yeah just deny it, it's easier for your worldview

It is all lies.
You can trust no one and nothing.

Your Worldview is no better than mine.
Men in funny hats will say anything for profit and nothing of Prophets.

You are being and will continue to be deceived.

"They do not love the truth and so are given over to the lie."

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thing is the scientists with funny hats develop new tech for society to benefit from
the priests with funny hats just leech off of church taxes and spread their socially regressive views

If you’re cut you can’t be a Catholic

>thing is the scientists with funny hats develop socially regressive tech for society to stagnate.

We should have a base on the moon and be exploring space.

Instead we are fighting over oil and who has the biggest iphone.

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liar

that's capitalism's fault, not science's
just on the moon thing, a new mission for a permanent outpost is planned for 2024

>planned
By the False Prophet called the Final Trump.
You make me laugh.

Jesus was a stupid fucker who had a nice DMT trip and then went overboards by saying stuff like "I was sent to you for your sins" and other bullshit. This was a nice welcome to the weak who interpreted it as a, hey i can fuck up the world now my sins doesnt matter anymore. Thus the catolic church was born.

are you retarded ? even jesus was fapping , its ok

Read the book and stop listening to lies of others.

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I see you have converted to to become an autist. In other words, a retard.

The only solution is to kill yourself.

i did, most of it is either god showing what a vindictive, wrathful asshole he is, or the hippy ramblings of his gay son

I'm Catholic and I masturbate. The church teaches that God is love and that he forgives. The whole "dont jerk off or you are going to hell" schtick was made up by man. God will forgive you for yanking your crank.

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sure thing heretic

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>lies of others.

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Catholic pride!!!

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Murderers of Peter.

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proud to be ignorant...

catholicism? go to the crossroads and do santeria faggot

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Just round up some witches and burn them in the middle of town like all good Catholics do.

Jews didn't kill Christ, those sister fucking filthy Roman's did.

after the jews voted to kill him instead of some other criminal

I'm sure those Inquisition victims weren't proud when they were being waterboarded by the good Catholics.

>be me
>raised catholic
>realized if you go to confession you good
Easy

The Roman's were still the ones that threw his divine ass on that cross. If they hadn't arrested him, nothing would've happened. Jesus was a Jew too, y'know?

Half Jew half Levite 100% Hebrew.
Few understand the difference or get that the Scribes walked among the crowd and incited them to have Christ crucified. NONE OF THOSE SCRIBES WERE JEWS! But today many of their offspring walk among us and claim to be.

Hitler killed off most of the true Jews at the behest of the offspring of scribes or sons of Cain.

Revelation 2:9 and 3:9

Confess to God not to men.
Men in funny hats can not save you.

Pontius pilate pimp move is absolution

That's his glory as a mortal over God which is another thing.

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Caiaphas is the person who riled up a mob. The jews had laws where they're not killing him but they're asking for his blood at the hands of Rome.

Become a priest then you can get young boys to do it for you and your "church" wont judge you...in fact they will help you to cover it up and act like it didnt happen.
The morally coruppt cunts dont worry about it, so why should you?

What's good about war?

Sounds like fun.
Is you Son available as an Altar boy?

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The pedophile joke is getting old when you're all a bunch of faggots. Judge not lest ye be judged yourself he who is free from sin cast the first stone

All those low class filthy niggers aren't priests, you should know better than to treat the church full of heathen and sick people as a fucking day care or a party event center with satanic shit like your bitchass Disney cartoons about witches

Those priests are under mercy and the power of the catholic church. You wanted separation of church and state right? We don't want to hear your shit. I get called things just like niggers faggots and jews have rights now.

here in europe it's mostly old white priests who get into paedophilia scandals, it's not just muh black people, retard

YOU DEFEND THEM BOY YOU GET THE LAST WORD IN FOR FEMINISM IT'S NOT LIKE GERMANS ARE DEGENERATES ALL ALONG

YOU GET SALVATION FOR ALL THEM GERMANS AND GAYNIGGERS ON THE NEXT CULT

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Think about it

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i legitimately don't understand what the fuck you're trying to say
learn to do the english, mongoloid

Oh so you're the problem because you're so white chad. Then how could i trust you with this new thing you're doing?

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Neither men in funny hats,
Nor other men in funny hats.
Are willing to die for you and what they teach.

Christ was and always will be.

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China good

The boy was the priest all along in an inception matrix or some spin off of the golden rule

No the priests are the pedobears.

as opposed to christfags openly demonstrating their ignorance for everyone to laugh at?

>Swag

Secret's
we're
all
gay

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That's why you don't go to church and you don't talk. If anyone does it's a filthy nigger.

Coming from a piece of political propaganda throwing dangerous false accusations and words around that get people hurt in today's violence and injustice

Fuck you.

Many folks are willfully ignorant.

The book says many things.
Many believe things it does not say.

Find an Apple in the Garden of Eden?
No.

Does "Rapture" ever appear in the Bible?
No.

Were Adam and Eve the first humans ever?
No.

Nor does the Bible ever say they were.

Read it and ignore the traditions of men in funny hats.

Theories are little more than guesses.

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>believing in an invisible being that nobody has ever seen or has proof of its existence that has the power to control our actions but doesn't and then punishes us for doing bad things instead of preventing them from happening
>haha silly atheists

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We're all sick and tired of their shit. Let them.

Back when it was faggots you could call the priest a faggot and leave it at that. You could also shut up your cringe about how you got touched/molested and all your gay homewrecker shit because children are listening.

It's a matter of who tells who to shut up and who keeps silence out of wisdom.

So just let them talk.

>b-but that book says he exists!!!

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No just you. I'm not sick if i started out gay that's my MGTOW abstinence and celibacy.

Again it's low class and bad manners to talk about this shit. When you talk this is what happens

Gay swag. You're all infected with herpes so that one race isn't left out

Its not a sin. I dont think god will care about my faps.

Ignorance > your shit

Again Brian got talked down by quagmire and he brought up some pretty good points

>family guy

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All that shit is true and space is fake how else do you explain the devil?

It's a puppet theatre you just put and take down. Or it's a matrix simulation anyway it's expanding

Believing in space theories when you can't walk on a black hole or understand something bigger than you from the outside. It's fuckboi shit karate mcdojo to MMA

Not the user you replied to: BUT!
First lets drop the fiction of family guy.
Seth McFarlane does often ask valid questions.
As do other entertainers like Penn Gillette.

Still I am unlikely to pay much more attention to Clowns than to Popes.

You have to do your own due diligence and try not to blame God for the BS men in funny hats do.

If you seek the truth you will find it somewhere between Science, Atheism, and Religion.
And you will probably require faith for all but the first.

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If you take an old picture isn't that different reality? I mean we're all made from carbon right

There you go proof Adam and eve were real and lived over 9000years for dust thou art and dust thou shalt become

The book predicts what some loser says by eons.

>Space is fake
?
Sorry, no it is not.
Nor is the devil.
But he is being kept at bay.

Super Natural events have been limited for the last 2000 years but all of us can hear both the holy and unholy spirits. It is as likely the devil whispers to your inner dialog as it is God is.

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please elaborate

Isn't the bible fiction? Let's go there.

Your fiction is better than my fiction for that given social purpose. Only the wicked say they're not niggers with Hitler's cartoons.

Adam and Eve were the first Hebrew People not the first humans ever.

After killing Abel Cain was banished to the "Land of the people of Nod" (Genesis 4:6)

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IT FEELS LIKE A GODDAMN SPANISH BREAKFAST WITH QUASIMODO AND FAMILY GUY

>Seth

Oh no no no I'm one of those super duper special candy people! Yay not agnostic or communist but libertarian socialist
Sounds like a genderfluid specific lesbian since that's technically straight

No the Bible is a very basic manual of Hebrew history prophecy and its fulfillment.

For example Psalm 22 is part of Hebrew Torah. It existed almost a thousand years before Rome and crucifixion. Yet read it and you will know of whom it prophesied.

I don't think I have said much at all about Hitler besides he killed most of the last of the True Jews? And he is not in any image I posted?

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Go to your idols and cartoons and fuckboi bum shit nigger.

WTF are you babbling about?

Pull it together.

A fool seeks wisdom and doesn't find it. I'm done spoon feeding you gems. Enjoy hell.

thanks for the rational argument, numbskull

if you can't explain your point why make it

You need to stop reading your protestant bible studies.

He killed the weak ones. The smartest and most successful ones fucked off to USA, and the most aggressive ones gtfo to Israel.

You're a bitch.

Don't worry homie. The Pope recently said it was ok to masterbate.

IDK if Bullinger and Strong were protestant?

you're a nigger, nigger

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Here you go

For dust you are and unto dust you shall return. That's the beginning of the first book.

Nice German mask. Fuck out of my church.

>Revelation 2:9 and 3:9

Das ist keine Maske du mongoloider Ami-Dreck
and you get off my fucking board and back into your clay hut, primitive

CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKINNNNNNNN

THIS CHICANO SHITSKIN IS REALLLLLL

PASSING OFF FOR WHITE
JUST LIKE JOHNNY CAAAASH OR ELVIS

WICKED IMP IN THE CHURCH
SANTERIA A FEW POSTS AGOOOOOOOOO

>Richard Dawkins The God
>The God
>Atheist
Nice try, Dawkinist.

why do christians always behave so retarded on the internet?

>this retarded

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Yeah when you get to Belinda or any other white girl maybe your son won't look so much like you then you will be accepted into society homie. Have faith

What are those rammstein lyrics? Is that French or is it linkin park?

GOD LEVEL STREET TACOS SO GOOD YOU JUST WANT TO EAT BULL TESTICLES

are you ok buddy?

MOMMY DADDY I WANT TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD FOR ARNOLD'S XMÁS SPECIAL I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO MEJICO TO LEARN TO BE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A HIDEOUS MONSTER

>Still thinking you need religion to be a decent human being

Other than the ones directly about God, The Ten Commandments weren't some new found creation by religion, as much as they would like you to believe they were. They are the basis for being a decent human being. I.e. don't be a piece of shit.

You don't need religion to tell you that.

>logic
>peace
>honour
>science
>rationalism
>RESPECT
believeing everything came from nothing, (((evolution))), fag rights, open borders

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look at this retard trying to be funny

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exactly, now tell my why that's bad

>(((evolution)))
ah shit did the jews invent evolution now? what do they gain from it, they have the same creation myth?

Ok but this is the lowest I'm willing to go.

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Right here nigger

Honour hespect and rationality

none of the greentext is part of atheism.

Jesse pinkman wins. Cucked by Mexicans.

Shut up and pull your pants down for Padre Peetoucher.

OH SHIT NIGGER IT'S THE NEW TRAILER FOR THE MOVIE TERMINATOR CHICANO FATE!!!!11ONE

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WHOA

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The myth of evolution is anti-logos. It is the opposite of God's creation.
Death is seen as the creator of life. Survival of the fittest, meaning that death chooses what lives and what dies. The jews are devil worshippers, they are not of Jacob's tribe. They have abandoned the Torah and have embraced the Babylonian Talmud.

>they have the same creation myth?
No they don't.

They know much more about what is going on then they reveal to Goyim.

But be assured Evolution and Creation do not clash. But using the word Days is totally wrong.

-8th day creation was HaAdam and HaEve.
5th day was humans.

Now sub Eon for Day.

See

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Whoa those priests sure are sick huh frens

Man they priests must be farts in Spanish. Not Scottish enough with strawpopotes and fallingcies IT'S HAS TO BE IN ENGLISH from the high German of Denmark or the Netherlands where Hitler picked on those tribal people from his gay wet dreams

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there wasnt andam or eve

Better than looper

Not an argument.

And that's how Francisco and the hitler hitler youth guy put farts in the catholic church

Fuck yeah

This, Atheists and Religious people are one and the same they can all fuck off

Better than cheese string theory

instead of saying that your favourite book disagrees with evolution, how about you actually make an argument that disproves it?

Yeah rammstein nutella and Germany Disneyland

Fuck yeah

Hahaha. So funny how religion is all about making excuses for its complete lack of consistency.
Nowhere does it say they were 'the first Hebrew'. It's all about the first man and the first woman. At least, know your fables.

if people imagine the ten commandments as being revolutionary social norms, how can you explain all the pre-jewish civilizations not massacring each other day by day?
do not kill, steal etc were well established social norms FAR before the old testament, and apart from that they just contain religious doctrine made to ensure it's own existence

There is no evidence for evolution. That's all there is to it. No one has ever seen a dog produce a non-dog, a cow produce a non-cow or a bird produce a non-bird. Evolution is simply false.

Beastiality is from the devil. Therefore it is a lie.

Oh you want me to make up some shit?

Yeah we live in a simulation where we get high with and fuck aliens. And it's like the matrix. Therefore none of that shit ever happened. There's a philosophical boylovers book I've never read that says if a tree falls in the forest and i don't hear it does it make a sound?

Kinda like how God the father can't build a burrito he cannot eat or mixed martial arts is experience proven scientific method we just accept

But let's talk about black holes and how they work.

They were actually dustniggers that magically appear

That doesn't make sense what you just said. Do they exist or not?

They became Jews when God the father gave them commandments and laws about smoke and clean shit but we already had that argument

you have no idea what you're talking about
evolution is about small mutations (which are definitely proven to occur) stacking over time to enhance or worsen a creatures ability to survive and reproduce
those who are better at it have more offspring, thus perpetuating their mutations, which slowly changes one species into another
and no, there is no missing link between apes, early homos like habilis and the current homo sapiens
you are arguing against reality

It was actually some nazi shit from a German retard about superman and being dirty. The first btard writing a book against society.

Kind of how radiation gives you superpowers and that bitch fucked a monkey

That's evolution

evolution is not beastiality brainlet

So if they fuck the germs match and the shapes something i don't really understand

Big foot grug has science many bigfoots fuck niggers which are different from apes

Real Catholics don't masturbate, they just rape little boys.

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But you just said something nasty

There was.

In fact probably nine of them.

But for the Hebrew ones we use HaAdam and HaEve to define a specefic pair.

But creation happened several times and African and Asian human pairs were around long before the Hebrew one.

Blacks are NOT descended from Ham as part of Noah's supposed curse. But predate the Hebrew people by at least a thousand years.

As good as you deserve.

BIG BLACK COCK IS REAL I WANT BIG MAN ALPHA CHAD

And your just worthless and entitled to the best that doesn't exist and nobody likes you so you're the person that arsons notre dame

Beastiality and idolatry. Bitch.

you are legitimately braindead

Aaaaaand that's where the cult kicks in folks! Nothing to see here these aren't the ultra conservative Christians from the Simpsons Ishmael and Ezekiel from guess new England amish quakers oat farms

This is someone who really shouldn't be talking here.

They aren't pokemon

Learn to read the whole story and use the proper dictionary.

Rightly divide the word of God.

Bullinger's Companion Bible and Strong's concordance are strongly advised for any Christian who can not speak or read Hebrew Chaldean Aramaic and Greek or Latin.

Be assured Adam and Eve was misused as a name in most English translations of the Bible.

If you have read the Bible you know that after mankind is created God rests. Then Genesis tells the story of The Adam and The Eve in the Garden of Eden. These were separate people from those of the 7 day creation story. God rested and then noticed he needed people to "'til the soil". Then begins the story in the Bible of the Hebrew people and the promise that one day from them would be born the messiah.

>SJW excuse for black people included

Holy shit.

Like you're gonna teach me about manners or some shit

Everyone is allowed to talk here.
Freedom is not just for you.

But I'm poor and god wanted me to read the king James version

Nope.

But every human on Earth does not call one pair of humans their Ancestors either. Human kind was seeded all over the Earth.

it's not about manners it's about how you ignore reality, can't read explanations and instead reply with some cult gibberish about humans fucking bacteria

FUCK YOUR CATHOLIC RELGION COME JOIN THE GREATEST SERVER KNOWN TO MAN, STRONGER THAN GOD HIMSELF discord/3Smb4dr

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No just pointing out a common tradition is a lie.

I do not recommend race mixing.
The Bible wanted the Hebrew race to stay pure for the sake of Messiah being born as promised.
Done and done no longer matters in that regard.

So why would I say I don't support mixed races?

Because THEY truly experience discrimination and bias from both family and folks of both races from which they originate never truly being accepted by either.

Ask before you assume shit like SJW.

Bullinger's Os the KJV.

It is just a study version with excellent foot notes accompanying the scriptures..

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oh you tolerant, caring person
how about you just oppose discrimination on racial ground so that mixed race couples can be happy, or are brown people just too icky for you to do that?

It's about how you take the bait hook line and sinker threaten me tell me to shut up and defend your beliefs like a crazy person. You run in fact when you can just not take it seriously

I'm your friend here instead of keeping quiet and judging you. My pearls and gems are for all to hear and if there's nothing wrong with them absolutely nothing happens you still win.

I'm just trolling you know that right? Enjoying this website. Now i i must i must apologize and take all my lies back. They are worthless. Good day sir.

They can be as happy as they desire.
I don't mistreat folks or vote to limit their rights.

My opinion is just that; my opinion.

and your opinion opposed race mixing for some crackpot reason dressed up as empathy, you are disgusting

I'm going to have to ask you to stop talking to me and get away from me.

I don't always know that?
I have been warned though.
Still for those who lurk I reply and debate in all seriousness if possible.

Why not, we are anonymous?

I'm so fucking turned on by the girl in the middle.

Nobody is talking to you. Shut up.

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Why is your god the real one instead of the thousands of others, christfags?

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But my opinion does no harm.
It is clear and valid.

I would not did not marry someone of another race. That is my choice.

You may suck the cock of any color you choose.

It is ok.

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Only Chris knows the truth now that he has been dead for 8 years and has not arisen from the dead.

Christ however?

except when that opinion spread, society at large would become more hostile towards mixed race couples
an opinion that would have shit consequences if more popular is shit

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didn't get resurrected either because it's not possible
a fantasy book won't change that fact

They weren’t.

100's of witnesses.
Book of Acts one of 70 books written over Centuries by 66 different authors.
Torah thousand of years old.
Bible hundreds of years old.

You and I?

Gods children here less than 100 years.

Maybe we should burn all the books and shut off the internet?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_ancient_Greece

Not all of the words in the Bible are Gods or Christs.

They make red letter versions that highlight those that ARE directly attributed to them.

Mankind would be wise to read just those words.

Ten Laws and the Golden Rule are far easier than the crap some of the High Priests tried to foist off on us.

a story being around for a long time doesn't make it true
lord of the rings is older than a century now, not real, neither is, according to you, greek polytheism (although that's milennia old as well)
just because some old ass book says something is possible, i'm going to take scientific consensus over it, which says it's currently impossible to bring a dead human back to life, let alone make him do all the magic shit jesus supposedly did

the ten commandments are pretty basic moral instructions that had been around for far longer than the old testament, apart from the rules directly about religion
if you need god to tell you not to kill or steal you are a fucking psychopath

There are many good reasons to believe in God and absence of proof is not a proof of absence. I assume you as a average dogmatic atheist from plebbit actualy believe that earth was flat because this is what you reasoning is. Not that we sane people take seriously anything you and your beloved jewish sciencists says

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false origination, you are making the claim "god real", now prove it
we don't have to prove a negative

Sadly then Thomas when you finally get your proof? It will be an even greater deception. Most of mankind is being set up to be deceived. I pray you maintain your innocence through it and only bow in ignorance. Maybe God will forgive you?

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>beloved jewish sciencists says
jesus was a jew

the prophecy of jesus has been around since pre flood days everyone mocks it

Yeah Torah is far older and that is where the Bible Got it. And the Greater and Lessor Massorah is where Torah got it. Not to mention the Pentateuch.

Yes Gods words are old and sadly the Nephilim's lies are even older.

You just have to seek and to sift while you pray.
Perhaps you will find guidance you can believe in?

thanks, but i don't need sky daddy to be a decent person
morality does not need god to exist

Hebrew!
Jewish and Levite.

Half breed by their standards which is why they rejected him.

doesn't change my point, you can't simultaneously spew nazi terms like jewish science and worship a (half)jew

Nope it sure doesn't.
Continue on your path I don't blame you.

I just try to point out what the Bible actually says rather then the lies folks in funny hats make about it.

You know no apples in there at all and such.
Talking snake taken far too literally when we still call some bad lawyers a "snake in the grass".

catholic here in a country where pedophiles get the colectivelly ensured death penalty

maybe the problem is with your countries tbh, never had any experience with priestly weiners

Not a Catholic, but I found God again a few years. I was one of those people who it was basically a part of the morning routine. About two weeks ago a burst of creativity hit me out of nowhere, and I began writing. Ever since I haven't masturbated once( wait no I did it once a week ago because I though it would help me sleep, it didn't help) but I havent had the urge to do it at all I have no idea why.

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Look how fast guys, some neckbeard have too much free time. Wrong and problem is that we neither have anything to prove because our concepts are too universal. And you have to prove that God is not real since you push your marxist bullshit down everybody throat and claim to be sane. But wait a secound, you only claimed that i'm wrong without giving ANY FUCKING, ANY argument. Sorry faggot, i'm sorry for putting a stick into your pseudoscientific gears. You are wrong here. Nobody force anything on you, and you should neither. Not an argument anyway. Use your brain sometimes, fag
I shit on jesus. Did i ever said that i'm a christian !? Not that christians are worse than angsty atheists like you

congrats, you discovered nofap and somehow connected not touching yourself to an all powerful creator existing

>marxist bullshit
i shit on marx, did i ever said that i'm a marxist?! not that marxists are any worse than crackpot cultists like you

if i say the sun is actually a giant flourescent grapefruit, do you have to disprove me or do i need to give evidence for my claim first?
why can't you retards understand basic logic

Do not become a catholic. Become an Orthodox Christian instead. Less headaches.

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fuck off ivan

Abrahamic religions suck ass.

Never said anything about God what are you on. I just havent felt a need to, since I started writing

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>Not a Catholic, but I found God again a few years.

It is almost almost for sure fake, i think it is, but if somebody wants to he can do a research on it, althrought i don't think it will have any results. I don't have a problem with atheists as long as they don't abuse science and use it as ideological weapon as plebbitards, kike chithens or cuckold dwakins did. Now you tell me ! Does anybody who believes in any new concept should be harrased and attacked for having a fresh thoughts? Do you oppose actual progress in philosophy and science? And does earth was flat? Does creationism was true?

Kindly fuck off to reddit. This way..

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Better marry a young Indonesian girl and convert to Islam, mate. Helps you to stop worrying aboot wanking

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