AMA

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Yup, that's you. I'm probably wondering how you ended up in this situation.

Did you get fucked in the ass to this point?

Was the fuck good?

Show us your dick

How long ya gunna need those bad boys?

>cucuis
that's the boogeyman right? or some shit like that

are you going to have to go to P.T. after the casts are off to relearn walking?

How old are you? Fucked up knees at an ignorantly stupid age sucks alpaca balls, bud.

How do you poop?

>what'd it feel like when you impacted the shallows?
Brutal. That whole "I was in shock didn't feel a thing" routine is bullshit. Instant pain that radiated and made my whole body hurt.
>were you air lifted to the hospital?
No. Just a excruciatingly long ambulance ride.

>Eh, it happens. Consider yourself lucky you jumped feet first. I knew a girl who did the same but dove in and ended up completley paralyzed neck down.
Very true

>How bad are the legs?
Really bad. Completley shattered both calcanus and ankles, snapped both tib/fib, wrecked a bunch of tendons ligaments in knees and minor spiral fractures in femurs.

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Nah man. I fucked up and regret it but can't do shit about it at this point.

No but I'm so bored and pent up might just take you up on it ;)

Doc said to expect at the very least 8 months in casts as they heal and perform my surgeries.

Definitely. Doctor said I'll def walk again eventually but probably not without assistive devices.

You're looking at it.

whats 4+4?

How do you avoid bed sores?

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Thanks for answering the questions so thoroughly and honestly. If you don't mind

Is someone taking care of you? If so who?

Do you have a gf to sex you?

What kind of surgeries are you looking at?

What kind of assistive devices you mentioned do they think you'll need?

What are you doing to keep busy?

And if not too personal how do you piss and shit?

feelsbadman. holy shit. you seem pretty positive minded despite this negative outcome. I hope you heal up fine.

oh my, get better

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Bed sores aren't that common amongst younger folks, even slight adjustments can prevent a bed sore

How do I increase chances of you taking up the dick photo

Post ass

No problem. I appreciate the conversation. Losing my mind here at 4am everyone asleep, I slept most the day lmao.

>Is someone taking care of you? If so who?
Yeah. I'm living in my sister's spare room. She's been realky helpful. I've also got a carer who helps out a few hours a day.

>Do you have a gf to sex you?
Kinda sorta. I was seeing a girl here and there but her visits are quickly becoming less frequent.
>What kind of surgeries are you looking at?
I cant even process everything theyve told me. Right now I've got pins and plates all over. Internal rods are likley next and my ankles and heels are so fucked they probably have to be conpletley fused. They've brought up amputation as a possibility that would reduce recovery time but not really ready for that.

>What kind of assistive devices you mentioned do they think you'll need?
Hopefully just a cane but Walt JR retard crutches are looking like a lifelong possibility.
>What are you doing to keep busy?
Internet, Netflix, sleep
>And if not too personal how do you piss and shit?
I'm Cathed for piss. I shit very infrequently due to the meds but I've got a comode.

Baby powder and frequent sheet changed. Hasn't been a problem yet.

Thanks man.

Send your mom over here to give me a blowjob

Hairy Ass so found a better one for you.

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Dude what are u doin the next 8 months? Vidya?

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Basically

>They've brought up amputation as a possibility
>Walt JR retard crutches are looking like a lifelong possibility.
Holy shit dude, my condolences.

How old are you?

Hopefully he's ignorantly young and stupid. Older he is the further guilty he is of his own retardation.