Ask a sheriff deputy anything hour. Used to roam this board along with pol and k once upon a time. Drinking a few beers and watching tv and saw something that reminded me of this shit hole they call Yea Forums.
Probably won’t respond to the cry baby hippie cucks all too much.
The main sheriff must run for his position and be voted in. I am just a deputy below him
No Sir
Sheriff deputy?
Justin Hernandez
Have you shot a nigger yet? And if you haven't, you should.
Kayden Ward
When you all get together and suck each other's dicks, do you cum in your own mouth? Why don't you stop dangerous crimes in progress instead of just writing reports later? When you plant drugs on people do you get a boner and does your boss ass fuck you? Why don't you report other pieces of shit in your Dept for doing crimes and instead focus on blacks?
Gavin Rodriguez
Why are u lot such a pack of cunts?
Owen Cox
Thank you for your service.
Liam Murphy
why do cops mainly target black people
Like we all know why....
but why?
William Butler
why are you a class traitor op? too dumb to get a real job?
Jacob Nguyen
No kidding. Hello brother. What level agency? City county state?
Can’t speak for them. Flow of traffic, what that exact officer is doing at that time, and call flow really makes all that flexible
Angel Collins
you seem like a based american homosexual, greetings from the land down unda
One thing this job has taught me is trash comes in literally every shape size and color.
Jaxson Russell
I'm the dick police and we need you to show us your micropenis, pig.
Brody Sanders
Is Reno 911 an accurate depiction of your force?
Austin Harris
Yup, no shit.
Started with an SO, then tribal, and now Municipal.
Matthew Long
>is cop >doesn't know what his job is >sounds about right
Brody Wilson
Meth head judging a guy who has a job KEK That’s rich you fucking kangaroo fucker
Noah Parker
We all cum in the sheriff deputy's mouth while the sheriff deputy's are laying on their backs simultaneously cumming into their own mouths along with all the other cum.
That would require effort
Planting meth on a nigger gets me rock hard
My boss loves my anus after everyone cums in my mouth
we only report the other pieces of shit in our dept for doing crimes if they are black and don't help focus the blacks
Hope this helps!
Jose Green
I FUCKING SAID FUCKING THANKYOU FOR YOUR CUNTING SERVICE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE CUNTSHIT! NOW RESPOND YOU RANCID WHORE
Owen Martinez
That's a weed you moron
Benjamin Edwards
Whoa he really is a cop!
William Anderson
See this is why ppl had cops, they don’t even have the decency to reply to compliments
Liam Sanders
You going for “badass points.” In the end you’re still a meth head.
Joshua Robinson
Tribal I hear can be super hard for a white guy. Municipal is the goal!
Jose Mitchell
You horrible cunt
Christian Harris
Have you ever calmed down in your life or are you always ready to pop whenever you see someone holding literally anything? It seems like you guys think everything is a gun. That would be scary. Maybe if you weren't always holding your gun on speeders?
Isaiah Price
I know I was fucken hard the whole time
James Russell
Why are looking at Yea Forums on your gun?
Luke Parker
Hard the whole time?
Justin Torres
Hahaha, tribal was definitely a biiiitch sometimes. Had a great deal of fun while working towards my chosen municipality though. But honestly, best time of my life was fresh out of FTO while at the county. Saw some wicked shit, had the best pursuits and got into some fuckin hairy situations with my graveyard crew. Still miss it to this day.
Hey OP do you beat your girl? Why do so many of your bros assault their women? Seems pretty weird that you don't arrest them for it.
Gavin Sullivan
Is racial profiling part of the job?
Oliver Gray
Good day sir. Im not fro US so sorry for my poor english in advance. How do you guys deal with self defence cases? I mean, if a robber break into my house, i shot him and kill him do you arrest me? How do you guys deal with theses cases?
is your name ray horn and you suffered a fatal heart attack?
Angel Thomas
Prison does not help people at all ( cant get a job, breaks up family , Homeless etc...) how does this make you feel that when you arrest people you make things worst for everyone.