A well made bourbon old fashioned is the best mixed drink out there. Agree or change my mind

Says the faggot that probably orders house IPAs.

> grow up with creepy gay Chinese cartoon that is also hot.

All my alcohol is a "girl drink". Has to have sugar or be sweet so i can taste the hot redhead. Bayley's Kahlua etc.

Has to be a chocolate drink or a mix.

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>caring what people think of you
Non-man detected. Enjoy your drinks, faggot. If anyone has a proplem with what I drink, we're going outside.

2007 called, they want their hipster edge back

But he's right. Says me, the faggot who orders sours.

That might be a good thing.
I'm partial to taking back the drink choice of niggers they keep locked in the back. Niggers know what's good.

only closeted queers try to puff up their man-tits with an "i'm a macho macho big boy, come fite me"

>If anyone has a proplem with what I drink, we're going outside.
>"Nice old fashioned, you big faggot"
>"h-haha good one"

There's nothing to drink or order man.

If you think about it.

Don't be a beta cuck. Take your burn, thank your bull, clean up nice and carry on.

Do enjoy an old fashioned, or a nice sour, but think my go to at home cocktail would be a hot toddy.

Some cheap to mid level whiskey, some hot water, splurge a bit on some good honey, bit of lemon juice, maybe a twist to finish it, and a stick of cinnamon and an anise clove floating on top. Great for winter or if you're feeling under the weather.

It's Sazerac, and that is not an Old Fashioned.
Great drink, and it is an art to mix one.

I wouldn't get myself shot and i know MMA.

Right, so you'd fight someone over insulting your drink. Very rational.

I don't fight. I don't go out to care what people think of me.

Gonna do a little ocular pat-down of the dude so you know he doesn't have a gun before insulting him and challenging him to your mall ninja kung fu?

gonna have to agree

das gay

shit taste my god

the people that complain about "whatever local ipa you got on tap" people are just as bad. I don't get why beer drinking seems to attract so many snobs. I usually will pick a beer based on locality but its because I like supporting small biz, not because I think im some expert with refined tastes

Boxing and wrestling is not kung fu.

Anyone who thinks that of grappling is mistaken. Too many fags that talk and don't walk.

im also partial to manhattans

I think the thing is that nobody bats an eye at wine snobbery. There's merit to it. But for so long there were basically three types of beers, and that was it. So when beers started to get just as much nuance as wine has, it naturally attracted beer snobs. And it's such a new thing that people are still in the "lol, beer snob, like wine snob but with beer, dumb, lol"-phase

I prefer a whiskey sour, but old fashioneds are right tasty as well

You know it's getting weird when people start taking shots. Speaking of shots, I love a buttery nipple. Test Tube Babys are really fun to make, but an Ice Pick Abortion might fit in here....Yes, real shot names.

i think Manhattans and samurai rocks are better. but I prefer malt whiskey to bourbon

most of the styles around have been around for a long long time. For example, IPA was invented looong ago in order to make a beer that could withstand long sea voyages. Although I get what your saying, there were only a handful of actually popular styles until beer boomed. But it just pisses me off when people make fun of what other people drink. Recently some twat at a cookout made a comment about me showing up with Busch, and it just got me edgy. So I had to explain to him that having an appreciation for beer doesnt mean you can't drink cheap beer too. So what I drink Busch? I've also had hundreds of different craft brews. I just think Busch is a good grillin' beer. Those are the people that piss me off, the people that think their 6 pack of Elysian space dust means they have culture.

>omggg i got drunk once and even talked to a girl hashtag chad hashtag so wild, the post

Fair, then we're on the same page. You made it sound like you were going to use your MMA powers to choke someone out.

user fucks

People aren't drinking them for the taste.

Preach

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Can't stop a bullet. If I ever get in a clinch with an armed psycho I'm in a fight for my life trying to disarm the guy if i can outgrapple him whe he decides to shoot.

I might try to legitimately hurt you then but it's not worth the prison time.

I can't lose control. Not worth it. Ever.

I will never use a choke on anyone or much less KO someone. People who would are idiots.

They why go outside? Reach around?

Sorry, I'm a real life bartender, deal with real people in real life, and these are real drinks that I've served and thrown people like you out.

alcholism is pretty much played out at this point

"Best" is an objective standard which requires quantification. Therefore no drink can be the "best" because it can.only be applied to your own subjective tastes. You may prefer your drink but I dislike alcohol in general so.in my subjective opinion a simple glass of milk would be better.

If that doesn't change your mind nothing will because your mind isn't swayed by objective fact, but rather your own subjective experience. Someone would literally have to convince you to like another drink more to change it at that point.

nothing wrong with a properly made old fashioned, but my regular drink is a boulevardier. here's how i make it:
• 2oz rye
• 1oz sweet vermouth (i'm partial to Cocchi di Torino)
• 3/4 oz Gran Clasico
• 1/4 oz Campari
• stir over ice; strain into a coupe; garnish with orange peel if you're feeling fancy

try it. you won't regret it.

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can't beat an Americano. equal measures of Campari and Cinzano over ice, topped up with soda and a slice of orange on the rim of the glass. Great in summer, great in winter.. Add gin to it and you've got a Negroni.

Discerning taste, user. I think a Manhattan (made with bourbon instead of the tradition rye) is superior to an old fashioned. A different bitters (like Reagan’s) even better.

Whiskey sours are highly underrated. Well done, chap.

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I prefer the negroni

Let me introduce you to..... negronis.

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compari makes anything taste like ass. no thanks.

see

cheap scotch, hold the ice.

well firstly, wash your mouth out with soap young man. secondly, that's why most of the campari is replaced with gran clasico in my version, which is much tastier. but you need just a tiny splash of campari it's bitter astringency. if you can't get down with that, then, well, i've got nothing to help you with.

amari, ride or die.

Why the fuck all these oranges look shopped in

I cant stand mixed drinks much - if I get one it will be Jack and diet coke.

My drink of choice is Macallan Edition 2 with a drop of water.

Why would a person mix alcohol with anything? Just drink the alcohol.

The only user who mentioned Scotch whisky.
>itt: plebs

agreed no need to dress up the fact youre looking to get intoxicated. I believe that only promotes alcoholism, normalizing it

the best drink out there is a well-made Rum based old fashioned

Normalize THIS

A classic highball. Johnnie Walker with Vernor's ginger ale.

One HUNDRED fucking percent a proper old fashioned is the ultimate drink. Couldn't agree more.

My fave mix;
- Buffalo Trace
- Burnt orange peel
- Marischio Cherry (optional)
- One dash of angostura
- Simple syrup (brown sugar style)
- One large ice cube
- Smoke glass with torch & cedar plank
NO WATERING IT DOWN