>*knock knock*
>"hey son, I met a nice girl at the mall and she agreed to go on a date with you, she's waiting for you downstairs."
>wat do?
*knock knock*
boom headshot
go meet her, she might be cute.
but don't fuck up tard
Go and have fun, your dad bought you a whore
You go enjoy the GFE your dad bought you.
that girl looks strange
bemis
Would get raped
ask her if u can take a photo of her and send here
that is a man
God damnit dad, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm a faggot
>white
No thanks
Oh, boy, does "she" have a surprise for you!
wait mom. i havent showered in a week.
b..but your the only girl for me Mom!
He is a nice girl..
>I'd rather go with you instead
Ask her why the polygon count on her hat is so low compared to her face.
Who the fuck are you and why are you calling me son?
Why on earth would i be living with my parents? Get the fuck outta here you underaged idiot.
Going on a date and fucking later that night. Natalie and her dress would look stunning amidst the glow of a fancy dinner candlelight.
try 3
Would submit my bussy for her pleasure
dam
thx