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I'm about to hook up with my ex and now I'm regretting posting her nudes

Kekled

kik me then nudes

charged with what? if youre a dem then just go wit the flow youre untouchable

My friend downloaded a new browser on my computer and had me click on some links. Somehow I ended up on the fucking darkweb. I don't know if I got hacked or not, but I threw the entire computer in a dumpster out of town. Since then I've been huddled in my house with the lights off and my gun in my lap all day just waiting for the cops to show up. Idk how much time you get for accessing the dark web and I'm not about to find out.

I took a shower on my back porch with a watering hose

I did succeed. I was doing it with no permission. I used to rub my dick against different girls asses at my last job too. Never got caught til today.

why not just grope even more if you’re all ready gonna get charged might as-well rape the dirt bitch

Really shitty larp

use vpn, and apparently it’s only illegal to buy shit you’re prolly fine no worries

Sexual harrasment? Are you tard?

fuck yeah field shower. I'm not allowed to do it anymore because the neighbor called the cops. feels good to wash your grundle with the sun shining on your noodle

Then you didn't get in trouble for trying, you got in trouble for doing it you fucking retard.

Yeah i might as well. I've been thinking a lot about raping some girl. I'm already gonna be registered as a sex offender. Might as well keep it going. I'll slap more asses in crowds too and try to cum on a girl without her knowing.

Own it now faggot post the nudes

lol my guy in a world where everyone is a victim all you have to do is claim she was shouting racist things at you and as a transgender black identifying sexually ambiguous clinton supporter you aren't going to stand for it.

She'll be lucky if she has a job after you

jesus dude lmao

They can't call the cops if you do it under the cover of night plus you get to wash your balls and look at the moon
>Shit is liberating son

retard

How do you get away with letting the world see you wash your asshole outside with a hose?

ive done it under the cover of the moonlight and ive also done it in the warm Okinawan rain.

for a brief 20 minutes the entire world was my shower

Yeah i remember in high school I'd walk in the halls and just start rubbing some random hot slutty girls ass and they wouldn't even say anything. Why not?
It might even be funny too. Is there really anything wrong with grabbing asses in public?

fuckit rape some coworkers

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I'm jealous of your life. Teach me your ways senpai

I really wanna know more about showering outside. I think it's Actually really sexy. I wanna jerk off outside now.

I'm scared I'm losing my hearing, my ears hurt basically constantly. I'm very young, not even 20 yet. I've put my ears through some abuse in the past, with firecrackers and loud music.

Fuck you that computer was expensive

Yeah i probably will. I just hope i don't get fired but it'd be cool if i get away with it.

What do you mean?

Well I just wear my boxers and wash underneath and drop my wet boxers in the washing machine when I come in the back door. This isn't a choice thing we're remodeling the bathroom and there's no way to bathe. So instead of being a reaking neck beard I wash with a hose on the back porch.

It's only illegal to do illegal things on the dark web

apparently browsing dark web is fine, it’s only illegal to purchase shit. what links did you click on

Your ears probably just hurt because they're attached to a whiney little bitch

Well that's cool but I'm thinking I'll do it in my backyard for fun honestly. I mean i already got in trouble grabbing an ass today. Might as well do this too haha.

i smell new fags in this thread

not hard just lay your hose out in the grass so it heats up then you get about 5 minutes of hot and warm water. make sure you use your back yard because some people freak the fuck out if you do it in front with your dog running around barkin it up.

jungle warfare training on camp gonsalves was pretty fun. You aren't SUPPOSED to shower in the rain outside but then if they didn't want us to they would have fucking posted something saying not to gunny!

I'm a plumber who does art in my spare time. My boss heard about it, mentioned it to his daughter who works at a tattoo parlor. She wanted to see my stuff. I go in, and it goes from treating me like some random to respect once I pull out my art, and she's now trying to pull some strings to get me a job there. Said I had way to much talent to be digging ditches with her ass hole dad. Pretty good day

good god you are the most beta fuck. Do you cry when you get a speeding ticket too homo?

you should grab her ass

good for you my dude, and yes, you should grab her ass. post your art work

No i don't get tickets, gaylord. I just drive normal instead of like a fucking idiot like you probably do.

Yeah grab that ass bro!! I did it at work today. Didn't even get into that much trouble. It's actually really fun

Where do you work, I don't want to get shot on Monday.

I did this in pencil, The hair took fucking forever

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he may grab your ass after he shoots you

dude looks like a lady

>shadows the bane of plebian photoshoppers

So when opportunity knocks, you're supposed to open the door and grab its ass?

Shitty drawing. I can do a better drawing with the pencil being in my asshole fag.

It's not illegal to go on the dark web, thats just the part of the internet corporations don't host

i watched this

youtube.com/watch?v=nyHxiDHhBTk

Pretty much. I love grabbing a lot of asses whether it's even my girlfriend or someone i don't know. I'll always do it.

youre getting fucked for sexual harrasment you don't have the right to call anyone anything friendo.

you must be creepy as shit if they actually reported you for it.

you threw out your computer for nothing dude.

maybe you're wrong
But you know it's all right

i wish to see your asshole drawing

Yeah you're probably going to end up in prison anyway might as well live it up

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't an ass man. pic related, my 23 yo gf

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your tattoos are going to be famous

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her age is only impressive if you tell us yours you dingus

Not really, fag. The girls in my office space just kinda giggled and made fun of me but other than that nobody gave a damn. Except for my boss but He's a fucking Dick.

so suck his dick for forgiveness

I had a shitty cheap as fuck crayola water colour set lying around, turned out pretty decent.

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I'm 19

Fuck yeah dude I'm obviously an ass man myself. I even get caught grabbing asses. I'm just not a normalfag about it. I'll keep doing it because it's too much fun.

Pastel chalk

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was hoping for shrek

She's more into older men, but I still pulled that shit off

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that image makes me want to play CnC Red Alert

come back to us when you fuck a special needs bus full of geriatrics

Can't think of a better way to spend a friday night

this image makes my fucking fingers hurt

post nudes faggot

That's pretty easy, they can't get away quickly. She use to be in track. More of a challenge.
I don't have many, but will do

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That's an awful Photoshop. The motherboard looks nothing like that, also the screen is plastic, it can't shatter like that

this some extra creep level shit dude kill yourself.

show us your soylent grin

Stupid af. Dark web is just shitty drug marketplaces, and onion kind aren't accessible if you're not going thru onion node

I have finally decided to an hero sometime soon
it was a good run

Ya me too. I reached the point I my life where video games don't fill the void anymore. I guess it's time to an hero

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Yeah, didn't know what I was doing with chalk and started with the shadow side of the building. My thought process being get the solid colour out of the way before all the shading. Black chalk dust fucking everywhere.

he might after he gets fired and has to introduce himself to everyone in his neighborhood as being a sex offender.

no faggot wtf

>hi my name is user and i'm registered as a sex offender. Its nothing bad i just caressed the buttocks of a female co-worker do you have any kids?

I don't have much else nude. I usually plan on having a camera nearby when I get layed, but I usually get distracted.

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Don't do that then the niggers win

tough Saturday, been chipping away at this since 6am, not sure what to do when i'm done

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It's not really that creepy fags. You both should fuck off together and lick each others cocks like a popsicle fags.
At least i get sometype of interaction with females unlike you gay niggers. You both prolly give your dads three kisses a day on the cheek.

This stinking heat across the Midwest is making me crazy. Going on 12:am and it's still 85 degrees and high humidity. I'd like to go to sleep and awaken in October.

figures you would resort to sexual violence and indecency creeper

Its not that bad i can still pay hookers if i wanna get laid fags.

The fuck am I even looking at

heh i just got back from a year in the middle east so i'm used to it

please fucking kill me i don't like being used to this and miss cold

yeah until you start skinning them alive so you can wear their body like buffalo bill you freak

Where at? SD fag here. 85 rn

I work 10 hour shifts and ended up working 12 because they sent me my last job 30 minutes before I get off and the customer wasn't home. So I had to sit on hold for an hour for my company's dispatch to call and confirm. An hour on hold for a 5 minute conversation... Otherwise solid day. I learned a bit and found different solutions for different problems so I guess it's a win.

420blazeitswagyoloweedfortenite

post more

bruh...

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Today was my 31st birthday. My friends told me they were taking me to eat at an Italian place. The place ended up being Chuck E. Cheese. It was actually kinda fun, played skee ball for awhile, ate pizza, etc. We went to an escape room afterwards. It was a good day.

what a fucking low life piece of shit JFC

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i remember when i was in high school too

only have a couple more

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>At least i get sometype of interaction with females

what a sad little man you must be

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what’s your kik

lol faggot

Do you use qtips user? Over time they push wax back against your eardrums and that muffles sounds and causes pressure buildup

kik is for cucks and fags.
Not against pming tho

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I woke up at 5am, went to work, came home and had a nap because I didnt sleep last night. Now waiting to hear back from a girl I was going to go visit this weekend.

she's busy pressing charges on some beta cuck that grabbed her ass

then how can i reach out to you cuck

lizardking4424 on insta. I only use it for pms

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found the incel

i havent masturbated for like 2+ weeks because my gf keeps saying she'll fist my ass only to come over, eat, play games all night, and complain about being tired, cramping, or some other lame excuse. i've done super deep enemas that take like 2-3 hours almost every day the past week for nothing. made her cry tonight about putting me through all this for nothing. i s2g if she doesn't fuck me as soon as she walks in tomorrow and turn me gay from how good it is, we're through.

Be "in the position", butt nekked, ass to the door when she walks in.

supper.banana.234394@gmail works too. I don't check that much tho

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Nah, she does in-home daycare. Might be having phone issues where she is.

messaged you

oh i'm planning on it. got a playlist lined up for the phone and some fresh poppers ready to go.

the joke was a reference to the other user in the thread that nearly raped one of his co-workers and is in legal shit

failed a test by one question and now i have to wait a week until I can take it again

live stream that shit

lol faggot

I accidentally laundered money and now driving to the FBI station to answer a few questions...

Im on vacation and washing machines are different here and i have cum stains on black boxers, like alot so now i have to incognito hand scrub them somehow so my mom doesn't notice when she does laundry, since washing machines are retarded and you have to at least hand scrub a bit to get dirt off and then place them in washer

rip you fag good luck

But my predicament is that there are so many so i have to do it myself so my family doesn't shame me

i would stream in a rabb.it room if i could ever lose 20lbs and get back into crossdressing.

i get off on hearing fag/cuck talk, you know. aint gay if it's a girl elbow deep.

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Self portrait?

lawyer up.

your mom

how original