Sup Yea Forums I just caught this spider. He's a bit bigger than a thumb's fingernail. Dubs name the fella...

Sup Yea Forums I just caught this spider. He's a bit bigger than a thumb's fingernail. Dubs name the fella, trips tell me what to do with him.
And Before anyone asks, that little thing next to him is a piece of chocolate, I didn't want him to get hungry.

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>And Before anyone asks, that little thing next to him is a piece of chocolate, I didn't want him to get hungry.
tell me this einstein. when the fuck is the last time you saw a chocolate bar caught in a spider web?

Kill that whore

My bad for not having any insects flying around waiting for me to grab them and give them to the spider, sorry. I was just curious if he'll even touch the chocolate piece at all.

spiders can go months without eating. fuck you are dumb. drop it off outside and let it go on its way unharmed because it doesn't deserve to die at the hands of a human as dumb as you. what an insult that would be to the little guy.

Well it was dumb enough to be caught by OP so maybe it two peas in a pod kinda deal.

But I also vote for release outside safely.

Let him go outside and continue his life.

Cum on him

BLAST IT WITH PISS