What's the gayest thing you've ever done Yea Forums...

What's the gayest thing you've ever done Yea Forums? I just watched a guy jack off on skype while shoving his gf's hair brush handle up his ass.

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my friend and i jerked each other off when i was 11. apparently that kind of experimentation is pretty normal, but whatevs.

Doesn't seem that gay, OP. You weren't even involved. Watching doesn't mean much.

Try again.

But does it not qualify as the gayest thing I've ever done, if I've never done anything gay before? I think so.

some retarded kid in 8th grade chased me with his dick out

The gayest thing I have ever done is that I went to see Wicked in the theater.

I've also fucked a guy in the ass, but I think that first one is way more gay.

If my gf hasn't blown me in long enough I find guys on the internet to do it.

But did you go to Wicked of your own volition, or were you roped into it by a girlfriend or something? These things matter.

My friend and I watched a porno on his brothers shitty ass computer, both of us were obviously hard.

>We run back to his room and we both strip down
>I told him I’d suck him and let him fuck me if he did it for me first
>I was bigger than him in every way
>I layed on his bed and he climbed on with me
>He gave me extremely shitty head and kept scraping his teeth even though I told him to stop
>My cock was covered in his saliva, dripping essentially
>I flip him over and spread his little ass cheeks apart
>I mount him, it took awhile for the tip to find the hole
>I just thrusted as hard as I could into his ass
>He was screaming like a stuck pig and flailing all over the place
>It felt like his asshole was milking my cock from all of the movement and was incredibly tight
>I held him down and pumped away into his ass
>I came 3 times in his ass before I stopped and he was just sobbing extremely loud
>I didn’t return the favor
>This repeated every weekend for years when his parents were out of town
>I’d force him to dress up like a girl and moan like one as well
>At night when we were falling asleep, I’d have him use my cock as a binky, shit was cash

That’s probably the gayest thing ive ever done

fair enough. Maybe the gayest thing was enjoying it then.

What platform do you use to find people?

I rubbed boners with my next door neighbor/best friend when I was 8. Happened maybe 3 or 4 times. I was way more into it than he was, even though I let him get on top any time he wanted.

I guess it's even more gay that I fap while thinking back to those times.

Lost

I ate some dudes asshole out while drunk. Tasted better than my ex girl's thats for sure.

Checked.

Just fucked myself with a bottle of hot sauce. Ama

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>Ama
When are you going to shave that wild thicket?

I really do need to. Don't care to take the time to do it. How much better would it be if I did?

Was there any residual hot sauce on/around the cap, and if so, did you feel the burn?

A lot better, trust me. A smooth ass just feels nicer and it's way easier to wipe your ass without all that hair.

Did you eat the sauce afterward

I nowww I've done it before and I loved it but man it took forever

It's a brand new bottle. I live dangerously but I don't want to burn my fukin Asshole.

It can't feel any worse than a shit on the eve of taco Tuesday. Put a drop on the cap next time and report back with findings.

I mostly just shave my crack, which doesn't take too long. I use my beard trimmer on my stupid hairy legs sometimes. I really need to buckle down and shave my hem again one of these weekends. Bare legs feel great I the summer, if you're used to have that heat and moisture trapping fur.

God damn it, I need to shave THEM again

I don't know what sadist shit your into but I don't care for the feeling of shitting cacti

You haven't lived until you've pooped blood.

Haha we both had typos. I'd do the same but it looks weird if I don't do it all. The way my hair is its all of nothing

Who's to say I haven't? Heyyooo... Fuck

Let my younger brother fuck me in the ass, only because he said I'll let you do it to me too (both wanted to see what fucking was like), but after he came he said he didn't want to do it anymore, then called me a faggot because I was hard.

How old were you two? That's kinda hot, in a shotacon kind of way.

He trolled you epically

Ate a guy's pussy, that's pretty gay

14 and 12

idk, seems kinda gay to me

I'm not saying I'm fapping to that right now, but I'm also not saying that I wouldn't fap to that ever.

More like bullied, and he told everyone in the neighborhood I liked taking it up the ass. Funny thing was he was still hard when he pulled out and called me a faggot for being hard. Oh really, who's the faggot here, Tyler?

Made a thread on Yea Forums.